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American/hollywood celeb. showing off their thousand ft closet I can understand.
Nollywood showing off LV sneaker or whatever, I don't understand. In a country where beggers litter the road, shouldn't
they be using their money for more charities? Those hollywoodites showing off (yes i watch Kimora Lee's showing the world hollywood material possession), but no one does charity more than Hollywoodites.

Misplaced priority showing off simple sneaker that match sh.it on Nigerian dirty roads all the time.

Real life drama is much better than online drama. Who got the time to be typing/destroying the keyboard or angry at the screen.

sistah Jesoul, how body now. Na so you sef come hate our President reach? Your voice come hoarse. not even compliment for a nice dress by madam and their palongo dance.

our parents did . . . nothing wrong.

ogbologbo, how do you know they sneak out from condom? buy real animal skin condom

honeric01: Yes na, those that sneak out of condoms no matter how many you wear.

slimyem: Is it a lie?
..and what are you wondering?
Can't i relate and event/situation to my country?

Not a lie I saw on CNN this morning a baby born with heart outside her body. Wow!! you could see the new born heart reddish and thumping . Oyinbo doctors placed the heart in place and covered her chest with an armour. God bless the white man while Nigerian/african are still throwing babies away into the evil forest, their friends in the West are doing wonders.

Your friend doesn't know how to tell you to stay away. You never know, he is already thinking you are the father of the baby . But use your common sense haba. Visit when he is around and don't over stay/don't sleep there anymore. Or do it as oyinbo *phone calls*. Those days of awon boyz is long gone.

is that carnivore/anorexic chameleonic hand typing something to moi

coogar: the show is already finished - how e go get k-leg?
na you wan give the show rickets? nigerians cannot even trust their own production. if na prison break now, una go dey dance azonto!

coogar: you done with those around ya in the uk?

it's the nigerian version of "sex and the city". if this is what is going on in lekki then i am moving back to naija before valentine's day. the babes are super-class cheats!

http://muvi.es/w3096/103611

how are you doing?

Parnassuss: its the Nigerian version of Real House Wives...scripted reality tv

Plus it is going to be crap. If you put garbage in a processor all that comes out will be processed garbage.

Trust naija things now, the show go soon get K-leg.

*click thread*

very funny.

Anyway @ thread, i feared my parents. Scared of my dad the more while growing up.

oops!! o ga o.

I hope his madam is chopulating with some young blok who happens to have issue finding the right gal as they use and dump him . All is fair in . . .

You see even in the UK where you have so many things to occupy you with?

coogar: crack is good......
your analogy does not fit in. mass murder is a situation that cannot be reversed, you cannot wake the dead. infidelity is not a crime in nigeria. it's only ethically/morally wrong. i doubt people get arrested for sleeping with married men.....so mama biology, put down your guinness stout. it's not good for your health!



i am talking this way because i happen to have an ex-colleague of mine here in the uk with the same issue. she's about 36, a project manager with everything else working for her but a man. she's tried everything but to no avail - the single guys just keep using her and taking her money. recently, she told me she has accepted her fate and there's this married man who she connects with. they both understand it's purely a sëxual relationship. she does not disturb him with calls or what not - when she needs him, she communicates with him via a 3rd party, he shows up, they do their rendezvous and he leaves........and she's at peace with the whole arrangement!

LMAO

ileobatojo: So by this logic if a mass shooter tells his friend he's going to commit a mass shooting at a mall and proceeds to do it, we should applaud his honesty? Baba biology, please put down the damn crack. Seriously, just set it down, it's not good for you!

I wonder o. If it is bad, it is bad. No need trying to dress tortoise in high highs abi. But our guy here is covering for her. Chit chat ko, johnny digging ni.

I see your point. But a very bad idea for both of them though.

what advice do you have for her? keep searching till she goes gray?

why not? instead of bringing trouble upon herself. Someone else abunna . . . and you are bragging about it, "i go chop am quench till i get mine"? odikwa very risky.
I don't know why some ladies lower themselves. With all the guys we have around, it's another woman's man you will dig into? smh

you this coogar, hilarious i tell ya.

coogar: maybe in america where there are other things to do.....it's not the same in nigeria. people don't stay at home in nigeria. nepa wouldn't let that happen. nigerians go out more - i can bet the last time a man asked you out must be in 2008. . if you are in nigeria, you can have as many as 50 toasters per day. how long before a single woman gives in to the pressure of naija men. blood flows in her not cement.

my mom favorite dish anytime she gave birth

OP, why the maggi crayfish and maggi? much maggi now.

but there are other things in life than making sure johnny digs in now. don't you think so?

coogar: what's new in this one?
majority of those women over 30 in nigeria with no husband are in this category. women also have their needs just like men. that they do not have husbands now does not mean they won't roll in the hay. mind your own business and stop putting your nose in the life of a very successful career woman. lol oturugbeke!

get a good insurance and you are set for that baby of your dream.

i heard they are trying to invent a vibrato.r that can get someone pregnant, it will be a reality soon and not when pigs fly.

My favorite: Mother duck giving instructions to the little ones

looking scary and sad, why? come see real troops looking all fancied up with happy face going to war in Iraq/Afghan ummmm, oh well!

God bless our Troops.
Army-of-1-strike

you guys won't kill me with laugh walahi.

OP asked what you pack/give tots for lunch to school. how do you pack amala and ewedu? how do you pack cut strawberry/apple/fruit salad? without getting soggy? how do you pack hotpocket that require mw? my hotpocket i need to microwave that at work. now who will MW hotpocket for the kids in school?
lunch is at 11am right? you packed those at what time before leaving the house? 6/7/8am? be careful of food poisoning for your tots.

Kai! ga ni ga Allah fa.

Sisi kill, you didn't add Ladies and their propensity to consume and collect kudi

who want to marry for suffer before? not our portion in Jesus of Nazareth name, amen.

Sagami, your case is for another day.
Cheers.

By the way, three of my sisters are at Naval Academy and West Point So there are other real tough places too. The only point I tried to make is: Nigerian women are hardworking. But hey. . . you know what, no need for long argument as there are real wars in middle East . But carry on!
SemperFi

2good: She graduated from Duke in 1986 and married Bill in 1994. Does she look like the average woman to you? Do you think its easy to get into Duke? Don't even bring up the issue of Melinda Gates if you want to give an example of a lazy woman because she already had a career before marrying Bill Gate. Many women get some form of long Maternity leave etc without pay for sometime but go back to work when they are fit to work. Many Nigerian women on the other hand, feels they are not suppose to work simply because their husband earns good money.

I have seen that before bros. I know a lot about her. I said at some point, she was a stay at home mom.

em, wait small. You go chop tire soon. Hang in there bros.

The same oyinbos do stay at home moms more than any group. Bill Gate's mom was a stay at home mom. I think Melinda Gate at some point was a stay at home mom. I wonder if Mr. Gate will use Excel spreadsheet/Excel QM to calculate how long she didn't work .
Black women are hardworking. You don't see a stay at home black women, not common. Even in Nigeria many are trading to contribute. Have you seen a Tiv woman before? Not sure where you guys got the idea that black women contribute only sex.

2good: Thesame oyinbo that will tell you to contribute 50% of your salary for house rent and every other house keep? You black women are really confused people that want to eat your cake and have it. Many of you guys marry a blackman and contribute nothing in the marriage except sex yet you want to benefit what the white woman benefits after divorce.

haha, i'm a cool chic now but i will not allow oga to help me. I will deal with her myself
But come, your mouth sharp well well kai!! I read your comments and

coogar: i wish she had met a trigger-happy militant like you - the elder sister would have regretted the day she was born.

Sister has no right to go fight another man's wife at her home. She got what she deserved and I hope she learnt her lesson.

You don't have to contribute anything to want something. It is a marriage and what is yours is mine. Black guys complain too much.
Thank goodness for oyinbo law of 'garnishment'

Sagamite: So basically you contributed nothing but yet want something?

If you had his kids, surely you must have at least contributed fuku fuka, hence he is used to that you PUUNANI THINGS so you should continue contributing it?

If you claim you no dey contribute fuku faka to his spiritual, emotional and psychological balance that makes him assume the character of his script(according to our resident person), then the kids must have not been his so he should not pay child support paa paa.

That's what happen when human beings don't act like one. The planet gods treat them like animals.
SemperFI
God bless our Troops.