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Yet some bushmen will find solace in eating gorilla/chimp or kill them for spare parts.

I see why the white folk gave animals right to life.


SemperFi.

ha,

davidylan: arent these the same people lauding those who post about how "happy" they are in "open" marriages? You cant cheerlead dysfunctionality then wonder why there are no good marriages around.

maclatunji: There are no cats in America.

no iota of cho lo meow at walmart/target

ummm, it is the turn for Naija women now ba?
young nig ladies in London: check
Nigerian women in London: check

ofc it is always the fault of women. The guys are really cool as cucumber.
coming from a country where abuse/violence are in vogue, freedom/liberation is a good thing.

You can imagine the stories each of the women will give to their own taxi drivers.

smh

now i'm liking your lady, she got 'em
going to Brazil to go cool off 'your i diotic cuss', that's a new generation lady.
Not sit at home crying and wasting tissues

don't forget to carry jollof rice and fried goat meat and shiken go.
Ije ewere

corazoni: No ma'am, nothing yet. The update is that she went to Brazilian carnival shaking her b0oty while I'm out here losing weight and sleep on how to make things back to normal. I think I'm gonna have to give her a swift space that she needs. I already got airticket to go see her tomorrow but she's not going to be back until Saturday

It's just that 3yrs is not 3 days in a relationship to start all over again with some other stranger. This sucks but I'm giving up already I guess.

Chocolate, talk small and carry a big cane

joke aside,
couples should set expectation during the early phrase of their relationship at least before marriage.

Help as much as you can, no monopoly.
The house is your home, all hands on deck for a smooth and successful journey.
Doing things together is fun.

didn't know you missed worship song "Jesus take the Wheel" because you were busy counting/assuming what Kikelomo, Hauwa and Bintu were doing (praying for a man) you won't kill me with laughter

coogar: don't mind 'em old hags - some of them cannot keep a relationship for a week, how much more a year. you see their frustrated faces in the church looking for unsuspecting young men to devour. i was speaking to one the other week, she's 36 and a project manager, 3 babies, 3 different fathers and yet she's still hoping to get another husband. she tried to convince me all the 3 men were arsëholes when she's actually the one with a mental ailment!

We don't know all the details from year 1 to year 3. Girl might have taken so much. OP said he started the problem, how many other problem has he started in the past.
OP should go over and appease his goddess, all is well.

Book a flight, buy white fowl and goat, 24 frag roses, 4 different gift card to some nice stores, pledge and sign a promise to cook and run her bath for one year after marriage and the punishment you should get if you break that promise, boxes filled with chocolate, rent a car and have ''I'm sorry and I will never do that again", in cap written on it, tell her the day you say something stewpid again, you are a goner.

Next time R E S P E C T, she is every woman just like Chaka Khan sang.

That same Jazz they can't use to better the society such as waking up one morning to see a new set of road magically done by that jazzy baba? ummm
Discovery Health channel should be on Nigeria TV so that people in nigeria will see that there are no difference when it comes to pregnancy around the world . . . the only difference is mindset of people.
There are 1million and 1 reasons for pregnancy complications. With those mountainous eba/fufu/pounded yam etc pregnant women eat during pregnancy, what do you expect? Gestational diabete/high blood pressure during pregnancy/genetic etc can cause problem for the pregnant woman and baby anywhere. Pregnant women oversea go through the same health problem/complications as pregnant women in Nigeria.

Nothing winchy/jazzy/juju_ish about it.

Set your mind free .

ferhyntorlah: Poster, you can't blame them. This is Nigeria, anything can happen. They only want to be on the safe side. Haven't you heard of some women being pregnant for 1year before delivery?

I remember in my final year, a coursemate of mine got pregnancy and when some of us asked her the EDD, she politely told us that she couldn't say it because it wasn't appropriate due to tradition or something like it.

Even my mom never discussed her EDD with anyone. She said the only people who knew were her doctor, my dad and herself.

You can't trust anyone; this is pregnancy we are talking about especially in this part of the world where PHD and jazz abound.

The whites aren't like that because their way of life and doing things are different from ours.

So, don't bother asking your pregnant friends and relatives their EDD. You should only be concerned about the EDD of your patients.

Exactly sandy is kicking
[quote author=ileobatojo]Is that exactly the way you ask the question? "What's your expected day of delivery"? Is it an attempt to show off your medical terminology skills or do you have a touch of Asperger's? I'm sorry to seem a bit harsh but it is such an odd question to ask when you're not their doctor, especially coming from a guy.

[b]Women in Nigeria are pretty secretive about their pregnancy. Same thing with health concerns in general, people don't go around publicizing this info. They mostly only give out information on a need to know basis. It still feels weird to me when I see my white friends on facebook chronicling every part of their pregnancy complete with pictures and ultrasounds all the way to the end. Many will announce their pregnancy the minute they see 2 blue lines on the stick. So far, I haven't seen a single Nigerian do the same, it's when you start seeing "congratulations" that people will know they were pregnant. Except for close family and friends and those that get to see them.[/[/b]quote]

OP, you forgot the superS side of your sister and married ex. . . you know not wanting to tell the delivery date so people don't winch the unborn baby .

I have heard of some nigerians who refused to let others/friends know they are pregnant until after the baby is born. No discussion abt the baby or gift.
Pregnancy is hush hush.
From day 1, our oyinbo people will make noise/plan baby shower and refer to the unborn baby by name. Ricky is kicking, Sandy don't like hot room or broccolli so I get heartburn etc

So next time you see a pregnant lady, don't ask questions. Just do as I do, smile that oyinbo smile, folding your upper and lower lips.

in Houston area? Jesus!!

OP you can buy the vagi seal and distribute now. Coogar knows the CVS/Walgreen where you can get it.

Are you tighting Johnny too? Or eating more Liver and green pea? Seeing that it has bore 2 already.

It is an abuse if you force me to do it
I'm traditionalist

dayokanu: Armyofone abused me a lot, Whips, BD--SM, Masochismmm etc and I cant even complain

Wow! for real? that cheap?
Joke aside, I think OP is joking though.

coogar: that is so old school....kai, chaircover take things seriously sha!
people who have lost it can even have it back these days for as little as $5. life is now kind on our female shagsters. even callotti can go back to being a virgin after her gazillion sëxcapades with the product below!

i am only here to laugh

2buff: Give it a rest sista.
Such concepts are as far away from them as nuclear physics is to a cave man.
They can never understand.

Too damn funny

Maybe there is something that person is holding on to/he will change/he will not do it again.

dick hardener: Ile I am not advocating for abusive men since I am neither physically or verbally abusive, only short tempered which I vent off by getting in my car and go for a ride, but this your warped feministic ideology is emboldened because you aren't head over heels for a man. I have personally seen very gorgeous independent once feministic women become morons for men they sheepishly love. If you are insanely in love, you would loose your feministic orientation.

And we have seen the result of those insanely-in-love. They end up killing the guy involved.

How about an advance 6 Lanes?

ummm, stinky rich you say?
are you handsome?
6packs? that is if the ex hasn't battered that part with cheese/pizza
got education?
any military experience? a must
can you cook/do housework?

I remembered as a kid hearing, wayo wayo wayo, ah-ah, ah-ah wayo. And in the morning I remembered seeing their battered faces.
And the cause of the beating according to the neigbors were mata doesn't want do the nighty thing because she just had a baby, and many more flimsy stuff.

Women in nigeria suffer a great deal. Each of the the followings call for beating/abuse:no food in the house, not doing chores, not want to make love, coming from the market late, not given head of the house good part of the meat, the eba too soft/miyan too watery etc.

if only there is a good police system and 911 in place.

Not today! African men know how to chop and clean mouth. Women today are becoming smart and getting involved in the game too. Open marriage not a bad idea because both are doing same thing. if you want to carry omoge, why not just go ahead and let your woman know maybe you both can do it or work something out.
in african setting, men are free to roam, admire, toast something in skirt. why can't the woman do the same? 2 can play that game.
open marriage is the way to go instead of one person doing the choppulating.
if i have a guy who chop alone, either i do same or move on. I will pick moving on.

Over dependence of Nigerian men on their women.
why would someone wake up at midnight for food serving?
sleep deprivation is bad. Hubby should have gladly served himself and leave his wife to sleep.

so sweet of the ol' man.
who want shuffer for marriage? it should be enjoyed not endured. The father is crossing all the 't' and making sure

I would have saved dad the trouble by doing the 'checking' myself.

a guy with head on his shoulder is what we pray for. if the shoulder no strong it can't carry the head.

spot on dad!

BB, i have missed you. How are you

[quote author=Busy_body]Dem don come oh, you pipu nor dey tire to read/write epistles ni

Dunno why peeps can't just learn to write two-five lines like myself, Stillwater, Armyofone, for example [/quote]

Charged someone indeed!

Next time someone ask you where are you from, ask them where are you from as reply. It works!

Oyinbo: Where are you from?
Omoge: Where are you from yourself?
Oyinbo: I'm from Alabama.
Omoge: Oh really, wow. I heard they have the best Jambalaya and Ribs
It sort of melt them

a good place to volunteer and you should know why if you live in the US.
Cheers.

maclatunji: Is volunteering for the library the new 'cool'? You are the second person to mention it on this thread.

I would rather volunteer to test the latest hi-tech gadgets.

good idea too if the hi tech companies will select your resume. so many interns/coop students already vying. So if you are stay at home dad, I wonder how you will be volunteering 1hr doing test on gadgets.

a romantic get away including dinner for 2
victoria secret sweet nothing fruit thong and tops nighty.
you put it on, and he eat

coogar: is this not the same odiaero that is a qualified pilot and has flown 300 airplanes in the last 3 yrs.
missyB warned nairalanders not to be lured by this dude and yet y'all still fell for his tricks. i can catch him if i have something to work with. i have a foreign security outfit in nigeria who can arrest him and deliver him to the people he owes. let me have his face and his real name please!



your husband defrauded you?
please make a topic and let's hear you out.

for real?

[quote author=Efemena_xy]@Poster, quit the games and talk true jare.

This didn't happen to your friend did it? It happened to you.

Kinky soul...[/quote]How Angela got her groove on

Interesting

It comes down to individual. I have a friend who had a great job but left it 2years ago when they had their baby. Her husband is a doc in a mil hospital. I have another friend a college graduate with masters in Education. She is a full time stay at home mom to their young children. Hubby has a good job. Most of the women I know (all white) are stay at home mom but they do volunteer at the library, very involved in church activities, join social clubs or do some on call support work. Maybe to keep busy. Staying at home for the children sake is a great idea but some people (both husband and wifey) misuse it.

To each their own, not one size fit all.

Childhood memories fa.

Kose with yaji or pepper/tankwa
masa with yaji/the sour miyan/sugar
suya with yaji/onion etc
jada with cement paper
wrapped with news (Inkjet) paper

not to forget mallam pesari or kashi around without washing hanu.

i wouldn't eat those now.

About time Nigeria do away with newspaper/cement paper wrapping.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I couldn't eat any of the local food....Kose, doya, dundun, fish and suya any other way. The newspaper is what makes it authentically authentic.

Back in the day....wasn't it newspaper they served them chicken and chips you bought in London before they got oh so proper?!!

Abegi!! Wrap it well well and lemme be on my way!!!

Yum! [/quote]

haha, i see funny

snthesis: correct!
pls donate to my charity, i will personally come to collect, i'm pretty good @ unhooking

Sir,
Gladly

snthesis: pls madam take d lead, donate ur bra today