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Give me an hausa maza anyday ! hot/foine looking mallam mai kudi fala fala. Nkiru, ije oma. have a great time enjoying that tuwon de miyan
correct gal

the potential to be stinky rich is there, good one gal . They sure know how to care for a foine yellow chick
Mallam = loaded bank account and loaded abuna.

Nkiru nwa mama, sanu da zuwa. Akwai kudi falala.

Oyinbo no dey waste time your paycheck first it is in Africa that they mess and it doesn't smell.

joyli: Child support in naija ke , will it work? In American where such is been practice, individual has social Security number,Even if d person trys to run away , they have their way to track such person down!

Aha, naija guy no dey carry last for toast and complaint. The way they complain and argue about money and women, one would think they will never have anything to do with a gal again. Give him 30days

[quote author=baby_123]Its true na. Na the opeke will chop better, while ex-wife and kids are languishing in face me i yeye you. And the guy will carry hand, pump out chest sey na big boy. Where is the sense in all that?[/quote]

The baby mamas got the fanciest hair style and you see them at salons all the time/ doing hair, pedi and mani and facial hair removal .
some don't don't work, thanks to the child support and alimony even if it is 50 dollars lol.
I see them stingy ones complaining of no alimony or settlement. why worry when the same money will be spent on some opeke out there. why complain abt settlement for a woman you once loved and had a good time with

the thing be say, sistahs should marry guys with head on their shoulder na the poor ones dey complain pass for the 'little miser' money they are giving or about to be garnished from their paycheck for their ex.

Go see how much Mr. Lanza was giving his ex wife yearly correct man

yes, too many nigeria women go thru too much hardship carrying the responsiblities alone while oga zooms around with his wandering 3rd leg.

This is quite serious

R.I.P

Lordy Lordy, where you come find this kin grammar?

[quote author=baby_123]Lol, really. You have time. I am over this thread already. *bored*.

My hubby is 1,000,000 more of a man than any of these lobotomized misfired drops of turd.

[/quote]l'obo kini/gini ?

a lady should never stop wearing Thongs.

Thongs for life

@Damiso
oh so awesome doing that for the little one

Idowuogbo: same here.. i got a weakness for shrimps...

me too i love shrimps. Not that t.itty bitty or frozen ones. You know those fresh/huge shrimps .
I love african smoked shrimp sauce for rice/yam with lots of ata/habenero pepper.

ummm, i thot spare part are proteinous . not a fan of KFC, not even their iron bar designed grilled chicken.

most black people like hot dog. Hot dogs are made from blended animal spare parts such as brain, kidney, liver, br.east, blockus, nose, kandah etc.

i don't like corn in fried rice. Damiso, the corn plenty pass rice
if you offer me that, i will pick/eat the shrimp only

damiso: my legendary fried rice

No need for a woman to fight. If you live in nig, the day he puts his hands on you, leave to your parents house. If you have money, pay some awon boys to give it to him.
if you live in obodo, you dial 9-1-1 a day in jail licking jailers a-nus will teach a lesson.

Lol . Unfortunately the guys don't learn.

[quote author=baby_123]Am very sure the first wife was a Nigerian import. . They always open eye and do more than the ones in yankee[/quote]

Energy Drink at work.

He should date/marry in the USA if it is a must thing for him. No need trying to marry chics friom Nig. I think that venture will be financially costly for his lean pocket.
Another thing, he should focus on raising his children and forget marriage. common now, why should marriage be a goal he must accomplish in 2013.
Haba!

Jesoul, i love salmon. I tasted Alaskan and have been crazy about it.

let me not start posting pix here because I will just take over with all the assorted I'm making all the time.
Happy new year, I did maleness surgery because of you o.

JeSoul: Lemme post traditional for Vikin

Fried rice with steak, plantains & crabcake.

Male Chauvinist as usual, never change .

A simple question and you gave that flabbergasted answer?

simply put, your wifey and not your 18years old child or the latest 4years old from your baby mama.

dayokanu: Some people dont know what a next of kin is or what the use is

If you are hospitalised and unable to make decisions, Your next of kin should be the one to make it. So whats the point in making your 4yr old son Next of kin

Its always reasonable to make someone over the age of 18(An adult) your next of kin

Nigerian Traditions are one of OPPRESSION and SUPPRESSION.

Forget it, tradition is sufferhead and it is about time Africans do away with it because:
Take a look at Africa with all the traditions yet still backward and caved.

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not right. she could speak broken english at least, be interpreting what they are saying to hubby and not make him left out.

OP, try learn the language and also let her know how you feel.

In essence you are saying the woman should be homemaker/manager of the money right? good, just let dayokanu and Sagamite hear.

BlueMurder: There's no such thing as a 50/50 marriage. Each spouse has his/her clearly defined roles/responsibilities. The husband being the head of the family, is expected to cater for its physical, financial and spiritual upkeep. The wife on the other hand, is the homemaker in charge of the daily administration and maintenance of the home. They are free to complement each other in aspects they agree on. The point is, no one goes into marriage without knowledge of his/her responsibilities.

If he become rich, why not. But if no money, that na another matter maybe the love no intoxicate me well well.

So many ways to resolve the issue.

1. You should do the joint account.
2. Let her be the manager of the joint acct.

or
you tell her 8000 is our pocket money. Take as much for your upkeep etc.

or like some poster already said, oblige her, give her certain amount every month. We love money kai
It is costly to be a woman. Tampon/Poise/Always dare for market now.

Joke aside, a good man you are to take full responsibility of the house expense. It is well.
Give her something little, too early to start fighting for money.

be ni o. Na only rich people dey eat Stockfish (Okporoko and Snail) for Amerikkah

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Plz I wanna be rich enough to dangle a cheap-looking $250 jewelry on NL.

Iseeeeeee.[/quote]

siddon for Texas dey cry . Come to the Northeast and come see real life

dayokanu: I no know say rich people full this Nairaland ooo

And me dey hustle for prison and gas station job

Abeg help me ooo

done reading this Afghanistan and Syrian war in writing form . Time to cook this stockfish stew and fried Snail my mom sent me.

if anyone is hungry, come over. Must get permit to enter Military Base though.

OP, don't forget to always dial 911 for any son of Adam.
The American cop is ya friend, don't hestitate to use them .
Just one nighter in a police cell will jolts him back to reality.

Nna, na so things come hard reach washable ba?
who got the time to be washing stuff, unless the guy will be doing the washing in which case, i'd go for the washable

like baby mama said, make sure he has money before following him to the alter.
marry a guy with head on his shoulder, sufferhead no be pride

Saga still whinning as ever ! same 'ol same 'ol

Mr. Lanza was giving his ex wife more than 200K a year . She could afford some nice guns with the money.
See, some men do have them and they don't complain

Don't start 2013 with this your mindset. Hook a cool chic and enjoy life not minding if cool babes are rare or not.

Merry Christmas pal

gal, a whole Omoge , omo soldier, American fighter, sisi oyinbo, tele tani? wo, koju so oke
hugs girl. No fear, carry on with ya tatt jare. one hit with that muscle ogbemi gathered could flatten you sha
what's the plan for Christmas?
stripper pole ti reign koja

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Na wa o.

Army41, Se o n tele mi kakiri ni?
Eru e n ba mi sha.

Ma da mi lohun jor. Mo kan n ba sere ni.

Iwo n ko, se o ma n lo stripper pole titi e? [/quote]