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JeSoul: Damn. And to think I was contemplating going to watch today. Decided not to cos I didn't want to deal with the traffic. Wow. This is messed up.

Thank goodness you stayed at home.

I try to stay away from gatherings.
may God help the injured.

A woman once married should be the one controlling the accounts. All accounts he/she has before marriage should be combined/name of each added. When a woman is in control of all the money coming into the house each month, no need taking money from your guy's pocket. Which century una dey sef?

Again, women should be in control of the money. This chop/panke money this and that issue come pass pawa.

humming Chaka Khan

"i'm every woman".

interesting and scary, not sure what I will do till the time comes. I hate pills, never tried it and not sure I will. A friend of mine had her first child few months ago, trust those mil doctors, bc were given. sistah trashed them, said she was gaining weight. Scared the daylight out of me.
I really don't want anything to touch/poke my inside. I hope they invent something like pills/injectable bc for the guys soon.

jydogirl12: Byvan, getting tubes tied permanently or Tubal Ligation is major surgery achieved easily via csection ( or other unrelated abdominal surgery), the procedure is called Laparotomy ....Fallopian tubes are sealed shut and put put back into place.

There are other 2 related procedure too; Laparoscopy ( photo- like colonoscopy, gbam!) ; a rodlike lens instrument is inserted via a tiny opening/ incision and they view ( you too) it on the screen while the Fal tubes are clamped.

The other one is the min-laparoscopy; small incision made beside your kitty and Fal tubes pulled out and clamped simples!

Very effective.... if you missed your period, menopause is knocking .

It's reverse able too-$5k only/ IVF.

How do I know all that^^^ I did the baddest one

he wan put cotton for awa eyes

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]How many visits did you let her make before losing interest?

Hmm o n paro, Pataki. Unless she teased you with the scent without giving you the food. [/quote]

ummm over to you

vivian chinaza: Yea, I got it, both of them and I have replied.

let me see, he sent you daily devotion from Rick Warren .

not so true, after all your pineapple juice? common tell us true what happened.

Pataki: Once lost interest in a lady because she was not wearing a bra and she felt it was fashionable to come and visit me in that state.

lol

ileobatojo: Not a fan of yee-haw? How about yeepa!!

where is the celotape sef

I should go confess to fada now now

praying and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from every P-juice induced 'y-hawing.

gotta ride the bulls eyes

Pataki, gallon ke take it easy with that pineapple juice . fermented pineapple juice is intoxicating.
tried to revive my Hauwa and Omoge. . . but the thing no gree. hope your weekend is going nice.
nig churches, smh they are in their own world.

Pataki: @ topic,

It is very very important! I was once at a church all night programme somewhere in Europe, and this Nigeria church was laying out marital rules for couples in their church. The most important rule was that: couples should never give them o-ral sex! I was astonished.

I looked at myself and thought.....this can never be my church! I have to be eaten and chewed down there.....and I have to eat her too in pleasure!

This is why couples must have gallons of pineapple juice right inside their fridge. Both couple deserve their pleasure in marriage.

speak with a rep you still dey learn. I don't feel any hot yansh anymore no matter how the soup hot

I miss mangala and tinko for real. Ogbono no reach ogbono if those 2 dey miss.

ifyalways: Onye army LOL

Proper otolo . Ogbono prepared with cameroun pepper with correct tinko, gear box, kpanla.

As I dey do the otolo biz na so the nyash dey hot.
Food na shyte

ogbono is best with yellow/white garri.

tuwo is best with miyan kukah, kerikeshi, or alefo/dried okra.

dinner should be something light. Ify, Next time eat apon with Akpu.

biolabee: The taste is in the pudding or ogbono soupey in your case
We face judgement laterz
#enjoyyourmouth #weonlyliveonce

what? . abicin na ne this yarinya dey mess up like that? tuwo dey ogbono must have been ezigbo nsi though. it was otolo ba?

ifyalways: I didn't know semo and ogbono can be dis deadly oh.
Na so I belch and fart all through the night.

Finally, I got my miracle ; huge smelly Nsi belle still dey vex but atleast, I don discharge first round.

All praises to God who brings me life after he has brought me death and unto him is the return.

I'm eating snail with atarodo stew right now, lot of atarodo too/so hot and spicy. The best ever. Gonna be washing it down with Alize and some cold Aquafina.

are you not supposed to be in bed sipping pineapple juice while holding whip cream?

davidylan: Why someone would hate the OPs post is completely beyond me. It appears to me that so many marriages are really not the fairy tales people pretend they are on here.

how now nwa mama?

coogar: thank you.....
you too carry on with the moonshine or bloody mary served in your quantico base.

hahaha, off to the gym. those are not allowed by the way

kai, my fav irish cream up there?

counting calories is good but what's the use of one spoon of irish cream

lol, oh I see, I seee.
alrighty, carry on with your keg of pineapple/strawberry juice.

ummm, about to get on a pineapple induced weekend romp fa, odikwa risky.

coogar: your email must be running on petrol then
it needs to be fixed - send the email again.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]What kind of thread is this?

Even if the man is cheating, him still go find his way home na.

Macaltunji, alhaji abubakar almajiri, how far? [/quote]self centered one. A married man should hold allegiance to his wifey/children/home. That's where his heart should be. It is sad what I read here. What role model are you going to be if you find comfort outside your home after work.
instead of you coming home to help with housework/homework for your wifey/kids, you branch to mammy market, pity pity. I pray your lady put you on schedule.
And your woman nko, after work she too should go hang out with friends (2 should be playing the game).

thumb up for the few who head home after work, bless you.

so it takes a great deal to keep a guy grounded ? smh
sounding like women should do all the work to keep a guy from wandering.
A dog destined to miss its way will not listen to the hunter whistle.

both men and women should work hard to keep their union going.
go for open relationship so that both of you can be doing the chopping outside.
when and if you are bored, communicate. Not doing hide and seek or playing peekaboo with the other person emotion.

kay9: @OP, i'm assuming that the summary of your post is ''How does a woman keep her man faithful''. Well, lets see...

The fact is that EVERY man gets bored after a while with the same woman. I can't say for the female folk, but i know that the male libido decreases with time when cooped up with the same female. It has nothing to do with being immoral, or sexx-addiction, or up-bringing, or whatever. It is NATURAL, and every male mammal on this planet has that gradual accumulation of desire to try something new.

However, the DECISION to give in to this natural instinct is one every man has to make for himself, and the richer or more powerful a man is, the harder it is to stick to one partner. I've read it is also same with women. The power that comes with wealth and position is truly intoxicating; keeping emotions and urges that can be satisfied by just a flick of fingers is, to put it mildly, very VERY hard.

So, how to keep the man ''chained''? I honestly don't know, and i'm even a man o! Young, juicy and volumptious girls shaking their tails all over the place, and all they want is a trip to Kilimanjaro and BIS recharge. Mehnnn, men dey try o!

But if you wanna help your man keep his marriage vows, well, VARIETY and CHANGE are your friends. Spice things up after a while. In addition to being a good wife and all that, KEEP YOUR SEXX LIFE ALIVE. Never make the mistake of leaving this responsibilty to the man alone. Try something outrageously er0tick every once in while. Men like excitement; keep him guessing what new foxy thing u'll do next week.

Unfortunately though, the truth is if your man makes a conscious decision to cheat, NOTHING will stop him.

depend on what you feed him. Don't try ofe onugbu
they already said pineapple is the way to go
add the spraying type whip cream while at it

kulyie: haba please stop this nonsense na.the sperm itself disgusts me talkless of swallowing,by the way is the taste of sperm sweet or bitter.if it tastes like coke or ice cream,then i'll attempt it,if not,tufiaaaa

Sweetlemon: Oh really?
Well no, as long as a man earns something, I strongly, STRONGLY believe that something can be taken out every month and stashed somewhere for future investment.
Let me tell you something. There are some women who may not enjoy going to the office or doing doing their own business but they are very good at nuturing and standing by others, and boy do they do a damn good job at that!

haha, like buying 1 tatashe instead of 2, 1 pack of oxtail instead of two, one pint of salt, one maggi instead of 2, forget kpanla/oporoko, too expensive eh? lol. Leave traditional/stay at home mom to white americans.

I doubt a brilliant lady like her will just sit down one day and do havoc to her credentials.
Maybe some people exaggerated it for her?

omo jeje: Nwando jare, I am on your side. This her CV is unnecessarily embellished. She has a good business model. She does not have to be a doc to run her company successfully.....but she is. That should have been enough. The fact that she feels the need to lie blatantly makes me very suspicious of her.

She obviously has a lot of "small small" lies in her CV, then she tops it off by claiming to have Board Certification in America.......not in a primary specialty but in a secondary one. Shebi she is implying she is board certified in plastic surgery? But as Nwando said, the American Board of Medical Specialties (ABMS) does not recognize this her board. C'mon now! Easy with the lying Dr Ola.

this life is full of wonders.
I still don't know how another guy will allow someone to poke something down the small holed an.us.
They really tried. Trying to get the nature off loader to off load is hard not to think of some hefty bulala going inside.
ummm, it is well.

tell us true. I can see you sipping more of your pineapple juice and nourishing them.

coogar: this is depressing......

maybe OP and his wifey use bad/gutter words on each other ?

o da be pe Pataki took a certification program class on how to please ya lady, or he has been "schooled" or in love with a chic that has clocked some side of his brain to match 21st century style. Whatever the case may be, it a brave new world kudos jare omo iya.

dayo, continue your imaginary money war against women. Someday a nice chic will turn your own side of the brain.

have you tried the MFM?
they can help cast out the spirit of inability to settle down.
I mean that spirit that pursue all male suitors outta your path.

21st century lady crying for suitors? with all the latest driller/twisters we have on QVC that can play the same role, o ga o.

the guy/himself, shebi he is the "proverbial head" of the house and the woman the tail (many women have to fight to be the neck)

biolabee: now getting steamy

Who will please the man

dayokanu: Maybe because some culture dictates the man does all the chasing and the woman all the forming even pretending she isnt interested

which culture? be specific.

someone stole my Identity

dayokanu: Hmmm Hauwa what have you been doing? So na so you dey do for Barracks

lol, you are very funny

jennykadry: @coogar

I didn't type that. Someone is trying to ruin my reputation and Hauwa is responsible