₦airaland Forum

stillwater: As they said in the other thread, just say No and the girls would vamoose from your life. Stop leading them on.

true, also guys should not use provocative dressing.

@ cougar,
laughing in Mil language

who dash monkey banana
keep deceiving yourself that you have wmd
have you seen the latest on QVC, beat yours
they need to have QVC in Nigeria.

joke aside, married men should focus on their wives and children.

I will never go for a married man or be a second wifey, never!

coogar: armygirl, i am a married man - will you marry me?

no no, don't come near. I don't need your money and thanks, twister can do the same work
where is my gun self. Wouldn't hesitate to use it

wow!

you want me to choke on this alfredo ala periperi

Jisos,
you quenched me with laughter.

ileobatojo: No o! Even married people have to pray and fast to bind all powers of flaccidity of the pe*nis, premature eja*culation, inability to orga*sm, even powers of missionary position only. Plenty prayer is needed jare.

flaccid kini? this calls for night vigil prayer and fast at olomo rock. shortage of tadpoles or tailess tadpoles nko? bind them in mighty name of thy Lord

the man's fault. he should respect his wifey and marriage, he has no business dilly dallying with single girls.

coogar: so whose fault is it that she was getting hit on? whose fault is it that she presented herself as a woman of easy virtue? when there's a market displayed, buyers of all sorts would come knocking. these chics put themselves out there stüpidly and when all sorts of men come looking for their wares they cry foul!

for married people, no need praying. just do it and do it right. but if it is bf/courtship relationship, for sure put prayer and fasting first.

Someone brought my attention here. Wow!!

Onlytruth, think about it this way, the responsibility placed on an African women is huge.
the white women you talked about don't have that responsibilities eg caring for sis/bro/aging parents/uncles/aunties etc

Don't blame African women for wanting to be a nurse.

brb

dongoyaro is good. I wonder if they still use it today. those days under the dongoyaro tree eating roasted groundnut.
I hated the smell though. it does a good job curing some diseases or the disease ran its course,

if only nig patented dongoyaro first.

Revolva: ....Jedi jedi...mehn ...its the best oo monkey tail okpeyin...root back..dogonyaro...these are real roots and are good any time no body fit tell me any nonsense

the rest are tricks. just keep a good hygiene and you will be fine.
too much sugar and you get jedi jedi (reddish a**hole) such lies!! and fiam some jedi jedi concoction.

my parents neighbor's children suffer . Iya Tinu, o ka re o.

Idowuogbo: Orunmila castrate ur blawwwdy sausage. Goat!

you guys are hilarious. bloody sausage eh

A good melecine for piles. grab yours. A trial will convince you. They have it at that African store by your home.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I wouldnt touch that thing.
It's not properly contained. [/quote]

@ ednut,

you used to post on Nigeria world right?

OP, give yours too. eg
if you don't dress up now, I will leave you behind.
You: Fine, I will drive myself there or

good, sure go ahead if you can't wait.

some nice list there. online shopping, here I come.

ileke, dare

if your manhood make you sin, pluck it off says the book of the prophets.

@OP,

You want us to post our bedroom set or kitchen room set ?

Manugirl1: Really cougar is that what you can come up with.. Did I hit a nerve? Cos you and I knw when you entered UK. You can do better than that! It's your type that are washing toilet and come to Nairaland and starts acting like a big boy.

coogar: me and you know what?
you double-helix must be made of cotton wool. i don't know you from adam, stop claiming what you don't know. let's even agree for argument's sake that i wash toilets - i have more dignity doing this than what you do whöring the lower half of your body to old men.

don't talk too much, your ex might be lurking around
happy friday

their imaginary miracle is on the way.

Christianity in Nigeria is laughable.

davidylan: na wa for the christianity of today... this is the "break through" you have been "trusting God for"?

do they really walk with those shoes or just for pix?

half way, I took mine off

Texasgal, give me names of some nice store jare

so who will do the booking, shebi you will be the head of the howse eh?

while at it, shop for first class. you can sit at the back close to the plane toilet

Pataki: Stop laughing. Need to book a flight asap. Mama needs to her future SIL.

everyone is getting married girl but girls night out still burning

I will be the bridesmaid for one and guest for another all in 2months time frame. The dress for guest is harder than for bridesmaid (thanks to david's bridal)

Texas ke, se you moved?
I hope to move to the cowgirls city someday

heard their hooters chicken is

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]faithful till the end *SemperFi*

Mo wa, o Tojo meta


Semper fi.




Ni ale oni.
Lol[/quote]

Pataki: Hauwa, take me home to mama.

nice, nice. Looking for style for a wedding. Post more so I don't put on jeans jor.

ileke bawo ni?

will ya were on that teacher. give me report of what he/she did.

we did one flew over the cuckoo's net anytime we're about to be flogged in school.
flog an Army child and get into big trouble at closing hours

Don't join dayo, he loves whining when it comes to spending on a lady

I know you well , you will fill her counter top with flowers. Imagine coming home from work holding chocolate/walkers and some cute petals. She go put funnel for your mouth and soak you with P juice

Pataki: Hope mama knows you are gonna make a bruva rob the bank to get u that expensive petal.

mama won't say nada, as long as her daughter is happy she will even help in schooling you

hair, lice, drools, smells ewww they put me off! instead of making friends and contact with your fellow human, they make friend with their pets/acquire them like properties. An average oyinbo talk, play and spend on their dogs than on a person. I don't like pet. Looking for way to feed chocolate ice cream to this one that always bark at me.

RIP.

ofc we do, not the one you plucked by the street side. Real and expensive petal.

Pataki: "Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea."

Do our Nigerian sisters appreciate flowers?

the case is just sickening. r.aped her, wrote stuff like 'joey was here on her v.aginia, thigh etc, took pix and posted them . God, I pray those boys rot in prison.
once you are aware your child is being bullied, talk to the school. If the school is unwilling to take action like the case above, go to the police. If bullying continue, look for another school for your child.

I like snail sauce, reading the story scare the living hell out of me. Meningitis and Lungworm i saw some at the Africa store I visited with a friend last week, the price was high so i did about turn . Not sure if they brought it from their dealers in florida or straight from Ghana

None for me too. make we dey born like fowl.

coogar: take the implant - it's like a chip shot into your biceps!

do vasec T and stop telling your madam what to take in her bicep.

America has so many bc that we lost count. yax, yaz, yazmin, yamine, yaxman, tcoil, yxcoil, so many. sometime I see some law firm asking if your madam has blot clot from using jaxmine or laxme then you are entitled to some huge amount of money lol.