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Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Regret Marrying Nigerian Women In The USA by armyofone(m): 7:47pm On Dec 19, 2012
Interesting, i think African man open eye too much for the almighty US Dollars.

playing hardworking nurse with horrible shift and wifey isn't a joke.
Fashion › Re: Annie Idibia Goes From Sweet To Naughty Girl In New Magazine by armyofone(m): 6:36pm On Dec 19, 2012
lol, they always got stuff twisted in Nigeria grin as usual.

alafia ni o.
iwo ko, bawo ni?
se e ti gba okurin kan to ni tatts mu?

grin[quote author=Ileke-IdI]my sista, I use my own pole to exercise, not to take pictures grin

bawo ni? otojo meta.[/quote]
Fashion › Re: Annie Idibia Goes From Sweet To Naughty Girl In New Magazine by armyofone(m): 6:17pm On Dec 19, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Whazzup with the stripper pole?[/quote]you don learn finish? shebi pole plenti for gator land cheesy

she didn't add style to it, did it like she was escaping from Dibia
Fashion › Re: Annie Idibia Goes From Sweet To Naughty Girl In New Magazine by armyofone(m): 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2012
can she actually pole dance? grin
or they helped her from the top.

pole dancing don reach Nigeria shocked
Food › Re: Sokoto Meat Market (Chicken Section) by armyofone(m): 8:19pm On Dec 18, 2012
hey dan avr247, masa is a thriving business especially during the harmattan.

masa with yaji, masa de miyan or masa with sugar grin

a good yarinya business tongue

avr247: I stepped in the north so much it to me 6yrs. So I saw peeps earning 5k per month and thinking they are living it up.apart from banks and govt parastatals tell me another thriving sector, kunu abi? Or masa? Or balangu?
Fashion › Re: Best Nairaland Tattoos If You Get Am Show Am Jor...(pictures) by armyofone(m): 4:51pm On Dec 18, 2012
let me show my tat


grin
Pets › Re: Role of Pets in a Family. by armyofone(m):
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Food › Re: Sokoto Meat Market (Chicken Section) by armyofone(m): 4:01pm On Dec 18, 2012
The memory I have of Sokoto was that of us little kids singing alalube and ina zuwa wuriki etc
Those of Almajiris singing lai lai lo lo and hanging around our home waiting for left over.
memories of us relaxing under the dongo yaro tree eating fried unshelled jada...wow

good memories.
Food › Re: Sokoto Meat Market (Chicken Section) by armyofone(m): 6:13pm On Dec 17, 2012
Nostalgic cry singing the land of my birth.

Sokoto, my birthplace cry
would love to be there again. I can't imagine the feeling visiting the North.

OP thanks for the little chicken treks grin

Hauwa.
Food › Re: Whats Your Favourite Sea Food Meat? I Love Sea Food by armyofone(m): 5:56pm On Dec 17, 2012
my fav:

Wild Alaska Salmon
Rough head fish
Mussels
Family › Re: I Want My Husband To Get A Vasectomy by armyofone(m): 4:21pm On Dec 14, 2012
ummmm, who told you the procedure cut the balls off? which book did you read that from? shocked shocked

outrage: Would you listen yo your self?
I don't want to incert something in my uterus, but I want him to cut his b***s off! If na me be that man I'll slap the hel* out of you face. Rub.bish.
Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw by armyofone(m): 10:21pm On Dec 12, 2012
Mama cooking in her married son's home for just her son is plain wrong! mama should not bother herself making meals but if she feels like cooking, then by all means cook for everyone in that house. don't tell me you don't know.

Wifey went to work, the right thing was for oga to wait for wifey or leave some for her.
Something like hey babes, there is meal from mama for us.
not sit down like almajiri eating like mama little boy tongue grin

coogar: so mama cooking food for her own son to eat is her acting like an arseholë? may thunder fire all you politically-correct tools. i reiterate, that woman is yet to be born. not even my dad would get away with insulting my sweet mother in my presence.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mecNrIaWOA
Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw by armyofone(m): 7:55pm On Dec 12, 2012
Interesting like something imaginary had that girl? Not a woman had the girl, raised her, trained her etc? The girl's mom didn't go through tears, pains of toasters disturbing her daughter, frequent prayers to see her settle with the right man etc...huh shocked

People should be considerate of the other person. Remember, a woman raised that woman who became your wifey.

coogar: this thread has gone to the dogs again as usual....

some things would never change. only an uncouth, mannerless and idiotic wife would lash out at her mother-in-law and order her to leave.....for feck's sake, where is the moral code gone in africa these days? can the original poster ask her own mother out? how would the original poster react if the husband asks her mother out of the house? some women just love to think with the soles of their feet.

a woman had her son, raised him, trained him, educated him to be a responsible son. all her tears, all her pains, all her struggles, all her prayers and then a tooth-pick legged heifer comes into the son's life only to try and put a wedge between the son and his mother. it shall not be well with such wife and i hope and pray she raises a son whose wife would do the same to her. no woman born of a woman would disrespect my mother....that's the day she shall return to her parents and they had better return my bride price and my goat!
I will not disrespect mama but shall don't take side just because you walked the nostalgic lines of what Nne did. Afterall my Nne did the same now. If you do, I will gladly return the goat and bride price myself grin. I will add drums of upwine and all the fowls you bought back to you with happiness. that night, will get me ol' Remy Martins to thank the gods.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 1:27am On Dec 12, 2012
Ogi in Amerikaah Ileke idi? shocked girl you will be pissing like horse.

chineke, babyosisi na you be that. wey that your ogbono soup and stew pot again.

baby carrot, that thing taste like something made up in the lab by some group of young scientist experimenting.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 1:26am On Dec 12, 2012
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Family › Re: Wife Wants To Meet An Uncle In A Hotel For Cheque To Meet Her Deposit Target by armyofone(m): 8:22pm On Dec 06, 2012
@ coogar

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, who still hand washes in this age? Skid marks? do you have that? tongue grin oya open it let's see. with all those fancy toilet paper and moistened wipes, you still talking skids? now i gotta throway this snail stew with uncle sam's rice for trash shocked

where is my boots sef, off for training...carry on cheesy
Family › Re: Your Mother-in-law Or Your Mother: Who Stays After Your Wife Delivers? by armyofone(m): 8:06pm On Dec 06, 2012
None, we will do it ourselves.

i wouldn't want to hassle anyone with that responsibility. We both did the 'deed' afterall.
Mama should be enjoying her life and rest.
Family › Re: Wife Wants To Meet An Uncle In A Hotel For Cheque To Meet Her Deposit Target by armyofone(m): 7:50pm On Dec 06, 2012
Aren't you being double standard eh? Here is a woman who is in need of money and someone is offering her the money-OP didn't say she will be collecting the money in the 'hotel bedroom' or at midnight.

that's why we pray to marry guys with real head on their shoulder. a real man with good and real head on his shoulder should be able to provide for his lady. maybe money for doing business etc madam here is working hard, spare her jo grin

maclatunji: Yeah sure! He will just write her the cheque at the hotel restaurant and thank her for her banking services. It is this kind of naivety that occasioned that Cynthia girl's death. It is obvious majority of you cannot be trusted to take rational decisions when it really matters- so much for your much talked about intelligence!
Family › Re: Wife Wants To Meet An Uncle In A Hotel For Cheque To Meet Her Deposit Target by armyofone(m): 7:39pm On Dec 06, 2012
As usual undecided

people do business in the hotel which is a neutral place as least she didn't go to his home to collect the money. Okay granted the english hassles here . . . hotel bedroom, hotel lobby, hotel lounge etc not the same thing now.

it must be tough being a person with TT in nigeria.

I will be going to an holiday party-the party will take place at the Ritz hotel by the Beach. so you see OP, hotel has many use grin not only for what you had in mind, common.
Family › Re: What Is The Meaning Of 'dada' (dreadlocks) In Nigeria? by armyofone(m): 8:25pm On Dec 04, 2012
dada indeed. Marley had one of the best dada in the world...i love his mystic/dadaish song. nothing special.

backward as ever. Nothing special abt dada which is uncombed hair.
used to hear kill goat or fowl before shaving dada hair. i enjoyed chicken and goat meat. dada ko, onye ara ni.
Food › Re: What's With The Fake Non-Swelling Soaked Garri In London? by armyofone(m): 5:15pm On Dec 04, 2012
some of the garri around have Yeast, elubo powder or Flour in them.

like we can't live without eating nigeria food oversea...i think it is a waste of money shopping for nigerian food oversea. if you can, ask your family to fedex some to you. better than eating garrium flour-di-oxide as eba.
Odiakwa egu.
Family › Re: Let's Talk About Online Flirting... by armyofone(m): 4:59pm On Dec 04, 2012
grin grin grin
laugh wan kill me for this thread.
Family › Re: What Is Romantic Love To You And In What Form Does It Come? by armyofone(m): 3:59pm On Dec 04, 2012
come see my broda reaction/reactivation. bear hugs for standing by a sistah.
I owe you egusi soup made of anu ewu, tinko, mangala, bonga, bush meat, okporoko, kanda and hot mortarish yellow pounded yam.

tongue
Sagamite: Honestly, at the risk of this yeye girl that wants me badly thinking I am defending her honour, I have to say you are sounding like a pathetic person!

I am not the one to defend Naija girls, but the girl POLITELY turned down your offer of off-NL communications and you decide to start insulting her. Are you sure you are not reetarded?

Na by force?
[s]No be by force, unless you are stinkingly rich, handsome, loaded and hygienic.[/s]


[size=4pt]baby_123, this is a matter of principles irrespective of the subject defended. grin[/size]
Family › Re: What Is Romantic Love To You And In What Form Does It Come? by armyofone(m): 3:50pm On Dec 04, 2012
Jesos onye ebere shocked grin
Yesu Inusa!!, mai duniya grin!!

come see toasting abi na talking o grin grin

joe4christ: I just hope i‘m not over hyping things here cos one cannot truely know a lady except you get to put her to test to further prove her worth.
I just wanna beleive i‘m not boosting your ego either.
Inbox me your mail so we can get to know better, and that‘s if you dont mind, or rather see it as a big deal.
I‘m waiting!
but why you come vex now? grin wink
Politics › Re: Court Reads Ojukwu's Will, Bianca Gets Lion Share by armyofone(m): 7:38pm On Nov 30, 2012
Smart lady. A real lady eats frog that has eggs kiss kiss
Family › Re: Family Section Reality Show - Keeping Up With Nairalanders by armyofone(m): 5:03pm On Nov 29, 2012
Sagamite, instead of you to go and marry foine opekes in real life you are here barking like someone overdosed on Testoterone tab.
common face back and eat some real life oysters, mussles and clams tongue.
stop waiting tax payers time with moronicretious lies.

Sagamite: Kai! This is how men send themselves to early grave early.

Mo sexy ju e lor, Mo lowo ju e lor, Mo loogun ju e lor. (I am sexier than you, I am richer than you, I am have more juju than you)

Which ever one you wan use fight, I dey kampe.

You have 2 MILLION dollars questions, I have 2 MILLION Zim dollars in my bank account.
Family › Re: Family Section Reality Show - Keeping Up With Nairalanders by armyofone(m): 7:58am On Nov 28, 2012
I hate those tv reality shows they bore the living daylight out of me. Love the Toni Braxton show though.

let me organize my picks. by the way, this is really cool and something to relax it cheesy.
Family › Re: Questions For Married Men by armyofone(m): 2:30pm On Nov 27, 2012
Just passing by shocked
Family › Re: Divorcee Forum!!!! Pls Let Meet Here by armyofone(m): 1:42am On Nov 27, 2012
in those days divorcee could rarely talk nor breathes shocked. who be you to leave your violence husband or a non fat bacon bringing husband grin thanks to vir.ginia monologue women are hearing their own voices, em cries in the dark.

carry on wink
Family › Re: My Ex Wants Me Back ! by armyofone(m): 3:52pm On Nov 26, 2012
Annie,demand for money to put your child in an expensive daycare or expensive private school. Tell him there is this private school you saw and loved. Tell him the cost and see babydaddy zoom off like fly.

Annie1: Gbam ! Exactly

I know , I can never break up a home

Yes everyone around me tells me to go for it , and I know it's not right ( even though I still like him) ,

I started this thread to see other views n to make sure I'm not just been placid .

What gets to me is how he can just move , meet someone else , get married n I'm still here , not even in a relationship! I honestly thought the reverse will be the case ... It's seriously humbled me .
Not in a relationship, maybe because you still love and got feelings for him?
don't give him this chance because he is still legally married. If he was divorced before coming on you, one can understand.
The guy doesn't know what he want and you don't want to hang around such kind of people.
Take care.

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