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Family › Re: My Boss Has A Nasty Body Odor by armyofone(m): 9:25pm On Jan 31, 2012
girl, we thank God.

Prep going as it could be. everything will be in full swing after his grad.
hopefully they don't send him off grin.
but I'm ready if it comes to that.

how u dey?
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by armyofone(m): 9:16pm On Jan 31, 2012
ummm, and we thank God for little mercies.


naijababe:
Very wise words.

@ OP, how can you get a fine educated Yoruba babe with a fashionable mother who's not Ijebu or from Ogun state. You might as well marry the 'ho'  grin grin grin

Dayo, u don change your song o, wetin happen ? shocked
baba agba, negative as always.

Sagamite:
You never look the fact of that out of that 9 wey marry, in this day and age, after 8 years maybe about 4 don divorce. Those 4 are hiring a room in a 3-bed apartment share while still paying for the mortgage of the house they got before marriage and which the now ex-angel-turned-devil is living in because she has been awarded the kids.

They are hanging out with you and you are paying for stuff because they are normally broke after paying alimony since dem no sign prenup. grin

Of the remaining 5 still married, 3/4 are playing wrestling with women outside their marriage as their wives who have not taken care of themselves are hardly appealing. grin

Kai, women must hate me exposing this shikena o.  grin
Family › Re: My Boss Has A Nasty Body Odor by armyofone(m): 8:54pm On Jan 31, 2012
girl, how are you  wink
i know i know, just helping a brother  grin grin

ronkebp:
^^^^^^ this your list nawawa!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by armyofone(m): 8:47pm On Jan 31, 2012
@ Saga
sit there and continue passing your yeye warning grin. One md  lipsrsealed don catch better meat  grin tongue tongue

Proverb: 18:22
how are you, grin
winter cold will soon push you to go marry tongue

moremi should wallow in his abject lack of real babes in in old age. late 20s mean old age. siddon there and wait till you 3rd leg shrivel  grin
na ya toro. wetin person go use am do by then grin grin

how now moremi, how are you
Family › Re: My Boss Has A Nasty Body Odor by armyofone(m): 6:07pm On Jan 31, 2012
thank you boss for being a great boss to us. we really appreciate you here.
then present him a gift basket with the followings:
12 floss packs
12 tongue scrappers
12 packs of crest or colgate toothpaste
12 deodorants (assorted. . . try adding Ax)
12 bottles of Linsterine mouthwash.
12 men liquid soap in case he is lazy rubbing bar soap on sponge
12 bodycream for men
bond powder for shoe
men boxers and 12 pack of socks

12 here to last him over 1 year.

goodluck trying your best mon.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by armyofone(m): 5:41pm On Jan 31, 2012
sorry for the past heartbreak. take heart tongue grin.

love will come and when you jam that babe eh, you will forget everything.

humming Alicia key's

I keep on falliiiiiiiiiiiiing, in and out of love with you
i keep on falllllllllllllllllllllllllling, in and out of love with you

humming and soaking drinking dom perignon grin
Family › Re: Funny Questions Kids Ask And Your Response by armyofone(m): 7:21pm On Jan 30, 2012
9yrs,? i see you started quite early tongue tongue
oti baje ju.

how are you big brother dayokanu
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Would Be Obamas Opponent In 2012 by armyofone(m): 9:52pm On Jan 29, 2012
Sarah Palin as the maverick huh grin grin grin

she is supporting Newt. That woman surely got her bread buttered.
Family › Re: A Baby Girl,she Is Just A Week Old. by armyofone(m): 9:48pm On Jan 29, 2012
BB, thanks for clarifying. I think she should take responsibility at this stage.

she should get some pple like the Rev and Mutter lawyer's friend talk to her parents. whatever the outcome, so be it.
Family › Re: A Baby Girl,she Is Just A Week Old. by armyofone(m): 9:42pm On Jan 29, 2012
Okay.

anyway, you've got the best people to help pacify your parents.

not too late, common here and let us know if you want some top people go with you to your parents and i'm sure something can be worked out.

Chioma, where are you? Oya, bia bia.
Fashion › Re: ***Hair For African Women*** by armyofone(m): 5:18am On Jan 28, 2012
Anyone using Mizani hair cream?

i just bought two, H20 and butter.

anyone using them?
Family › Re: Men Who Suffer In Silence by armyofone(m): 5:08am On Jan 28, 2012
Jaguda without border
Foreign Affairs › Re: Us Navy Seals Has Done It Again! by armyofone(m): 5:07am On Jan 28, 2012
kiss kiss kiss God bless our Troops.

SemperFI.
Thumb up,
Well done, well done.
Family › Re: Men Who Suffer In Silence by armyofone(m): 7:56pm On Jan 27, 2012
SIGH!!!
Romance › Re: How To Love An Igbo Man by armyofone(m): 4:07pm On Jan 26, 2012
ummm, get all your pots ready. invest in pots, 3 leg pots, non sticky pots, Rachel Ray's and Paula Deen's pot, mortar for pound iji etc.
you will be fine  wink

Reading thru, OP, please let him marry you proper. Let your father give you away. Don't do corner corner o.
Music/Radio › Re: A Fan Of Techno by armyofone(op): 4:02pm On Jan 26, 2012
so fun blaring some techy stuff while driving cuz the world is at my finger tip cheesy

kiss kiss kiss

techno fan for lify
Family › Re: Men Who Suffer In Silence by armyofone(m): 3:51pm On Jan 26, 2012
moremi2008:
Which other ID my love? Are you single and pretty? kiss kiss kiss
are you rich? can you run 5miles?
Family › Re: Men Who Suffer In Silence by armyofone(m): 9:08pm On Jan 25, 2012
how can he ever? that bobo ni latest is a sharp shooter, na him computer be him lover.

what are his other ID self, i wan know.


ronkebp:
You can never understand that type of ''love'' if you have never experienced it.
Family › Re: Being Married To A Nigerian Is Hard Sometimes by armyofone(m): 4:16pm On Jan 25, 2012
queensmith:
still dont understand why anyone will want to marry a nigerian man. . . .sorry for u shaa
haha, they are not that bad. just make sure you develop your own ogbologboism grin
Family › Re: Sister Needs Baby's Social Security Number by armyofone(m): 4:07pm On Jan 25, 2012
You can claim your own biological child, adopted child living with you, etc.

not qualify if the child is not living with you.

Please don't make IRS turn into INS
beating the system with cheating, don't think the ogbologbo don't know. they just taking their time.
Family › Re: Being Married To A Nigerian Is Hard Sometimes by armyofone(m): 3:45pm On Jan 24, 2012
umm contributing 50:50 or don't moan??

may we marry real men who can bring home the BACON, men with head on their shoulder. not one to cry for money i didn't make, ise tongue grin
Family › Re: Being Married To A Nigerian Is Hard Sometimes by armyofone(m): 3:43pm On Jan 24, 2012
Debosky and Jenny, thank you both. i feel for the OP.

OP, look forward and don't let what happened during her stay bother you much. the problem now is how you and your husband communicate. you both need to sit down and set boundaries. next time mama is coming, you both discuss if you are ready to host her (time and money). make sure your husband let you know when mama is coming.

You have done well. what's important now is your marriage. stay strong and i wish you well.
Family › Re: Sister Needs Baby's Social Security Number by armyofone(m): 2:37am On Jan 24, 2012
OP, one good word is enough. Do not send your child SS number to your sister.
Family › Re: Sister Needs Baby's Social Security Number by armyofone(m): 1:33am On Jan 24, 2012
it is illegal
enough said.
Family › Re: Sister Needs Baby's Social Security Number by armyofone(m): 12:37am On Jan 24, 2012
OP

thank you for changing your post  grin grin grin you are funny.
Family › Re: Sister Needs Baby's Social Security Number by armyofone(m): 12:35am On Jan 24, 2012
now you are becoming lipsrsealed
DON'T give her the SS#. that's the future of your child in case you want him back to the State. DON'T gamble with it. enough said.

the few dollars she will send you after doing the business (am sure you are now interested after hearing it's for tax) is not worth what await your child in the future. she may be tempted to do other things with the number she got ''legally'' from you.
a stitch in time, saves 9 they say huh?
Family › Re: Being Married To A Nigerian Is Hard Sometimes by armyofone(m): 7:16pm On Jan 23, 2012
dayokanu:
Put your foot down? That might seem a way to break your marriage.

Your mother in law called you, When last have your people called your husband?
hello my pickin, how you dey and how my grandpickins dey, i want thank you for carry me go market, for the food wey you cook.
thank you say you drive me go airport and sorry say i forget to greet you byebye. make you no vex. na stress of london cold cause am.
i wan ask you say that scent wey you buy give me, i like am and thank you. if you fit, abeg helep me send another one.

that's a call i expect to hear from mama who mess up her stay at my home  grin tongue
Family › Re: Being Married To A Nigerian Is Hard Sometimes by armyofone(m): 7:10pm On Jan 23, 2012
dayokanu, hope you didn't smoke anything today tongue
like she cares. Heidi has dealt hers to your brother Seal.

the husband is mischievious. he should learn how to tell mama this is Kadarva's home so mama should get her acts together.
mother inlaw called her indeed!! mother inlaw did not call her but commanding Kadarva to buy her that scent  tongue
Celebrities › Re: Heidi Klum And Seal, Set To Divorce. by armyofone(m): 5:12pm On Jan 23, 2012
lol, Heidi used that as an excuse. Seal is getting old so time for a younger guy.

Adrian008:
^^^ Yeah right, like European men don't get tantrums as well.
Family › Re: Being Married To A Nigerian Is Hard Sometimes by armyofone(m): 5:10pm On Jan 23, 2012
debrief, a good MIL will not wait for you to ask her to do something before doing it.

OP, please do not let it bother you. talk to your husband let him know how you feel about mama recent trip. hopefully he will apologize on her behalf.
Family › Re: Being Married To A Nigerian Is Hard Sometimes by armyofone(m): 4:59pm On Jan 23, 2012
@Mutter, you are funny o. So Nig food is now the best of all? shocked Not so true Mutter.
Celebrities › Re: Heidi Klum And Seal, Set To Divorce. by armyofone(m): 4:53pm On Jan 23, 2012
Huge fan too, so sad.

anger manangement eh, ummm African man you hear?

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