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MentalCase98:
Stupid Biden with his stupid fibs is an embarrassment to the US.

The man just opens his mouth and spews the most unnecessary lies sometimes.

Signs of an impaired and rapidly declining cognitive function.

It was written they chop humans in those days.

Trash it - if more than 2 weeks going 3rd....

Plantain that doesn't want to ripe will not ripe no matter how long we force it

So fiam- trash.
Mine ended in the trash can.

I don't have time for some thing that doesn't want to do what I want it to do

Caaz:
I missed this right here.
@Armyofone I have like 4 bunch of plantain harvest from my farm since last week,they just refused to ripe.
Abeg wetin I go do make them ripe.

I wan use some arrange this meal with fresh catfish stew.
@mariahangel

cococandy:
Those damned HOA people. Busy Body Karens

Yes!

cococandy:
Oh I’m sure they don’t pay taxes.

Also, depending on where you live some HOA don't allow using your residence for braiding. I once had a lady introduced me to a person who did her hair. The braider braids from her house. The following year she sent info of her new store due to HOA complaints.

Oyinbo done report

Hair dressing / braid

Just to do kinky twist or Senegalese twist

180 - 350

Million braids - 400 +

Toh!

Tranquility2345:
This man. Have you ever posted a food picture? 🤔

I don't cook and I don't eat due to Tinubuflation that is hammering us in Tinubu square.

Where is your food ? The ones you cooked today ?
Bring it let's eat.

budaatum:
See my response to the stupid idiot, and here's another link about it.
https://www.nairaland.com/4508641/american-politics-thread-2024-elections/2330#102302250

I disagree with your gaslighting that "it's your fault if you're the victim of racism", since I never said any such thing. But yes, I do indeed speak "from a place of privilege".

35-40 years ago, I was constantly stopped just for driving a Ford Gti, which was considered to be a high performance car that I was assumed to be too young (and black) to drive. One week alone I had 3 producers to present my insurance and license at a police station within 14 days so I did. I gave the cop the first one and he registered my documents, then I gave him the second and he registered my documents again, and then I gave him the third one, and even he was shocked I had three in such a short time, and he was pissed I hadn't given him all 3 in one go. It was the last producer I ever had.

I was also once stopped for speeding though I wasn't speeding. It was an underpass on my way home from uni that I knew had cameras and I wasn't stupid. Cops checked my license and asked where I was from, so I gave my address, and was then asked where my parents were from "with a name like that", to wit I asked what my parents had to do with them stopping me. They then asked if they could search my car, and on finding nothing they said my tire had a gash on the side and was therefore defective and they gave me a fine with points on my license and 2 weeks to contest it if I would. So I wrote to the court what I've stated above, and that I'd brushed against the kerb on my way home and my tire fixer was just down the road where I was going to get my tire fixed as I didn't want to stop in the middle of a highway.

At court, the judge asked me if I was guilty or not, and I said I wasn't, so he asked the police to present their case and the lawyer for the police said the policeman who stopped me had refused to appear in court to testify, so the case was thrown out. Numerous times after that police would follow me for a while and eventually drive off because when they radio in to check my details they discover I've had producers and I'm not someone they can easily push over, I eventually found.

If I live in a small town where everyone is racist, then I would seriously need to check my head and ask why that's the town I choose to live and work in when I can very easily move my black ass elsewhere. But these days, one can sue for loss of earnings and mental health distress and for one's legal fees too, and I'm sure I can find an out of town lawyer to help me sue if I have evidence to prove the bus driver did not let me on the bus because of the colour of my skin, which I would have these days because the bus would likely have it's own CCTV showing the bus driver being racist, and the incentive for the lawyer is that he can sue for cost so it costs me nothing if I win.

That racist cretin of 35 years ago outsmarted me and I learnt from it and have since placed myself in the privileged position I am now in such that never again ever since, you see. In fact, it's like your "you can't know a place if you haven't lived there", same as I wouldn't know what to do if I hadn't had the experience I had that taught me what to do.

Fuq with me then, shame on you, but I'd be ashamed if I'm fuq with now.

Moving 🙏

dollyjoy:
Ogbono/Okra and Eba

The combo my mom lovey.

Let the sly ones come in and give them aid.

They welcome the presence of dollars aid only right ?

We shall see what the sly ones will give them.

God bless America

Sonnobax15:

E sharp well well...

Oh my goodness God,Uche my guy for poly that year..... Nigha's room was stocked with different types of foodstuffs....Omoh,na so all the girls for our hostel turn Uche room to where dem for dey camp . The type and amount of kpekus wey Uche enjoy that year,I believe say the amount fit high pass him general GPA for him OND certificate las las

Where is Uche today ?

damosky12:
Lol. One of the biggest issues with some of you guys here is inferiority complex. Western media has successfully deceived you guys and projected the west as a lighthouse.

The US has a corrupt political cartel that has been untouched for decades. The US is madly corrupt. It's like an organised setting for dark corruption.

Everything na HQ

DenreleDave:
I don't even know the kinds of pancake?

Notin concern Agbero with Uber..

As them dey bring am, I dey chop

True. Share it as it green ( natural). Every thing na HQ ( na awa head it dey)

The panke thick. I will bring water.

damosky12:
The corruption in usa is worse, if you're following the trend. It's political persecution and election interference. It's like APC weaponizing the legal and judicial system to weaken pdp presidential candidate if it's seeming like they'll lose. I mean its so glaring! They ain't really hiding it and they're desperate!

Really ? But corrupt people are caught no matter how long unlike Nigeria.

I don't understand the need of Nigerian church...why not attend already established churches near you ? Must it be Nigerian church or Nigerian Apostlic church ?
They stand small churches, small branches but unable to create or establish children sections according to age ?

She learned from men and did the crooking well.

She enjoyed and lived well....time to suffer.
Strange... storing trillion in the basement

emperorz:
yes na...... alligators hav a broad U-shaped snout while crocodiles have a narrow V-shaped one..... below 👇🏾 is a picture of a monitor lizard

Poor baby! Should not be eaten please.

radautoworks:
Okay I might need a day pass

https://www.the-sun.com/money/11034357/costco-food-court-cookie-religious-experience/amp/

I think their pizza is huge...i wouldn't go near. That's for Kobojunkie

Food court is a fun place with eye catching stuff.

I like cinnabon or banana split - guilty pleasure

Ibime:
If dem pour you acid for face, you won't even think of putting camera on to film yourself washing your face. Nonsense and ingredients

I was wondering too - coke and acid ?

Hope she feels better.

happney65:
He has them by the blokos so they got to do whatever he wants.

I'm sure Johnson days too are numbered

Bunch of Cowards!

Sigh!

Even for all the court cases wether true or false until proven innocent, even that he didn't do the "do" with chested lady Stormie he should not be near those in governments.

Continue your campaigns, yes... but leave Johnson and co alone.

I don't get it.

RIP OJ

Obrigardo:
Who gives a f

Another thing that has died today is Criminal trump's fraudulent stocks.

6 feet under the red ticker

Started at $70something just 2 weeks ago, now wiped out 😂😂🤣

Obri obri!

Speaker Johnson meeting with Trump at Mara....?
Doesn't make sense why they all can't wait to take orders from him.

I hope they don't do away with FISA - Doesn’t matter what they say but FISA is important to our nation's security.

God bless America
God bless our Troops!
SemperFi

If you catch your man cheating, either he comes to agreement to have open marriage or you leave.


Two can and should play the fu...cking game.

radautoworks:
nice! Sounds like Sprouts down here on the fresh stuff. Imma have to pop into a WinCo's next time I'm on that coast. Or maybe not so I don't have FOMO like with Wegmans and wawa

I love Sprout shopping for any kind of grains. I once saw millet
Even sorghum.

I miss Wegmans shopping

emperorz:
not like fish it's almost close to that of a rabbit but wen well spiced is a bit above turkey meat

So you have to get it spiced to taste like turkey ?

Well then I will eat turkey straight

I don't think I want to eat snake no matter what.

I once observed it being burned - the smell was like when you put fresh fish to roast on charcoal fire.

It's still not fish so I won't eat

Very horrible process!

One agent gives you payment information. After payment, another person would say, no... wrong... use this - this is the correct information and you can pay as we will refund you your first payment.

You will see hell trying to get the refund.

I don't think they do trainings - just in business to collect money.

The detoxification power of eclipse

No food but in the spirit of Maya/Aztec, I ate 2 spoons of chia seeds

Now that eclipse done pass, we can now eat.

Even sef

GboyegaD no bring food. Texas eclipse carry am go

Kobojunkie has become NASA #1 people gazing into the stars and only tasted soup today

TheWinterBird:
Army, did you eat today? I've not eaten anything at all all day. I don't always eat breakfast during the week and left home without eating but by noon/1pm I get hungry and usually go to Starbucks to get a sandwich but today I've had no appetite at all, as in no food has touched my mouth. I've only sipped some water like twice but that's it. I feel just fine, despite not eating since last night. I'm just heading home and will eat then but this is definitely unlike me. Does this have anything to do with the eclipse? Lol

I just heard one still has the chance to see it later today when the earth blocks the sun tonight.

We must block food - belle must rest - detoxification 😁 detox Monday due to solar eclipse.

No food today we must see the eclipse and we must see it even in Africa.

Kobojunkie:
Same here... no totality! But I watched the NASA+ live coverage, and it was fun and quite informative.

Ilekokonit:
Any married person male or female who gives his siblings or parents a running commentary of what is going on in his or her marriage is immature and not yet ready for a lasting marriage.

There is even a guy on this Nairaland who complained that his father in law called him to a meeting and castigated him as to why he is asking his wife for MouthAction ? How immature for a wife to tell her Dad such about her husband and how irresponsible and nosy for such a father in law to even think of questioning his son in law about this.
https://www.nairaland.com/7683524/wife-told-father-asked-suck

No need for sharing-
Except for violence.

Kobojunkie:
During the last eclipse i had to stop myself from peeking directly. Fortunately, no damage registered. This time around I want to play it completely safe abeg.

Let's wait to see your experience tomorrow.

Ilekokonit:
Not just friends o. If your wife is the type that phones Nigeria to give her parents a running commentary of everything happening in your home (most times behind your back) that marriage will not last as one or both of her parents (if unreasonable or too controlling) will coach her against you and sooner or later, the marriage will collapse like an unstable jenga pack.

I recommend for every man who wants to marry to carry out discreet research about the character of his woman's mother and father around the neighborhood of his woman's family house. If his research reveals that any one of his prospective parents in law are combative or troublesome in their neighborhood, he should cancel the marriage plans 'cos if he doesn't, his in-laws will bring their nasty attitudes into his home.

I'm curious - is it the same with men that brief their sisters, brothers and mother about their marriage right ?