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sukkot:
who dey eat for roadside ? armyofone come chee somtin ooo

Definitely not me ! The thoughts of those huge red eyes flies hovering on top the food and the dripping sweat landing on the food etc phew!!
Dear Lord, I leave the road side food for Sukkot. He can have it all
The foods are nice and enticing but I will pass.
My immunity is strong

Arizoner:
hi, i woke up this morning to discover numbness in my right leg. I can't feel a thing. At first, i thought it was normal blood clot. Up till now, it hasn't left. Altho, I can feel the piercing of a needle.

Hurry go to the nearest hospital right now.

I can't believe you all falling for ghost stories.

A mental disorder and brain malfunction! Common!

Smh
Even my pal Sukkot didn't take away much from his Chicago sojourn years and during freshman psychology classes.

My fav person McCarthy has been kicked out

Out out brief candle....a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more.

Gaetz, take the floor. Appoint ya sef.

Iyanuoluwa007:
Yes he did. Sango worshippers wear earrings till this day. I'm impressed you appreciate African mythology. I'm a big supporter of our tribal deities.

I do - i enjoy fake stories to while away some part of 24 hours.
I just don't like that they use it to deceive other people.

They ask you to bring an animal to appease the deities only for them to either enjoy it or waste it away in form of sacrifice...

Okay - but guys should stop using earrings after they hit like from 40s up....

Sukkot, how many did you drilled into ya ears during ya Peckham and Chicago days?

I read somewhere shango the gods of thunderstorms had earrings according to some legend

Bunkbars:
It is a foolish man,that would pay installments on a liability.

Plain foolishness.

Nothing foolish about it if you have a regular job. You need a car to drive to work daily.

It may be foolish if you are jobless.

nellyzkid:
If they do pay on installation I know my country dem fit carry car run honestly…whatever you are buying pay in full cash or transfer

The reason common car is like prized thing in Nigeria.

Trust problem!

Nothing to celebrate!

No water
No good road
No constant electricity
No jobs for graduates
No good health care
No quality education
No good platforms to eradicate fetish beliefs

Your October 1st is another one day.

Maybe she was checking the menu on her phone.

Guy should have started a conversation but he left cuz the price was too high

N3TRAL:
Mohbad was hypertensive- a health information he never hid. There's a reason hypertension is nicknamed "the silent killer". Despite being hypertensive, he was a hard drug user, two dangerous combinations.

In his mother's recent interview, she suggested that Mohbad was scared and not breathing fine during the recent periods she spent with him.

The body regulating Nurses in Nigeria has clarified that the nurse who allegedly "treated" him was not registered. Put differently, the person on whose medical care he spent his last hours on earth was not qualified to practice as a nurse.

The hospital that certified him dead confirmed that a nurse was treating him at home and it was when his situation deteriorated that he was rushed to the hospital. He was dead on arrival (DOA).

To the social media warriors, the possible causes of his death are:

1. Naira Marley's bullying and juju 😂

2. His wife's presumed infidelity with a certain Sam.

3. His beloved father who hated him.

From the very first moment the few of us at the other end of the spectrum received the details of his untimely demise, we established the outstanding remote cause to be drug abuse and the major immediate cause to be poor health care delivery by a quack who "treated" him without his medical history.

The mob cannot silent us. We anticipate the result of the autopsy.

Hypertension, hard drug but you forgot to add the beatings, bullying and intimidation he experienced.

Let's us as humans agree to disagree in life and in business. Let us learn to respect each other.

May he Rest in Peace.

1stGenAmerican:
Loud and wrong.

I can't imagine Trump coming back as pres again. Please Lord, jo please

How about you ?
Looks like he might win.

Thought Los Angeles should be the worst. But LA has good roads! Just too many people l.

Under water tunnel would have been nice for places like Lagos.

Hope the state government can do that. Get American and Nigeria engineers to build tunnels, draw bridges etc

What is in a name? Eh pastor motivational speaker?

What would death row and their musicians say ?
They have the weirdest stage name ever!

I don't see how one can sit down or stand up popping 111 pills one med after the other daily.
He should tell us how he managed to swallow the medications.

Maybe grinding all 111 pills mix in orange juice and drink

The one I don't get is the tongue
Such pain! How will you chew food ?

I'm planning to do my nose and put a nice diamond in.

Then add 2 more to my ears.

gforce5:
Not surprised. Nigerians in Diaspora are Nigeria's biggest lifeline after oil. Despite this, you have so many idiots on this forum and other social media platforms mocking Nigerians abroad. You see them comparing salaries with people who live in first world countries. You see them saying that Nigerian "big boys" are doing better than most people in the diaspora. If so many Nigerians are rich, why is the poverty level so high? If Nigerians are really balling, why are so many families depending on remittances from relatives abroad? How many Nigerians can even afford to travel abroad for holidays? When i say that many Nigerians are among the most deluded set of people on the planet, people would't understand.

I'm puzzled why money poured in is very high compared to other countries.
Why is it that many other African countries don't remit money like Nigerians ?

sukkot:
;Dbro these sound like specialised food. No restaurant would make a profit selling what only a few people eat

Why do they make it specific to a group? Why not everyone eats it because it is food ?
I eat Amala when it is made with plantain. It is smooth to swallow and the plantainous aroma is
Look for a good joint at Peckham and gist me their address

Kobojunkie:
Any attention paid to portions used of each?

Let's go North and ask now fa!

Doing keyboard questions and answers dongo turenchi ko

What an insult!

They should have distributed condoms and set up area to train the public how to use or properly use it.

3 cups of rice for father, mother and 5 kids ko!

After eating, they go and kuc.f and born more babies!

What a joke Nigeria is!

Ginger and kulikuli top of the ingredients.

We the kids used to join the matas to make it as little kids while in the north.
Love using it to eat masa, zogole, kose etc

Kobojunkie:
Can you share your personal recipe if you have any? I have tasted some of the commercial mixes and I have yet to be impressed.

The commercial ones here are terrible!

I went to see a dibia in Keys, he sent me to the canyon. The dibia at the Canyon is very strong and asked me to break coconut to the gods of the Canyon and eat for my own abracadabra.

Chewing coconut and drilled hole in the shell.

sukkot:
hmmmm thats a good question. google can be a source, youtube, instagram, maybe tiktok

i love Peckham. like if i ever lived permanently in the UK it would be Peckham because then i would never miss nigeria

Do they have a great restaurant where one could eat good green plantain Amala/kale stew and athentic mortarized pounded yam in Peckham?

Never experienced racism.

mariahAngel:
Choose from your most to your least preferred.
Picture credit: Instagram

When I think of suya, flies are the pictures on my mind. Those flies with red big eyes and greeny light wings.

Everything Nigerians put hands, they will spoil.

Oyinbo have been doing dating platforms since IBM grew teeth . People who use it go there do their thing, marry or move on but the NIN ummmm are good at spoiling anything they get involved in.

GloriousGbola:
What a man can do a woman can do better!

sukkot:
Thats torture. england is my prison. nnigeria is my throne

Pure enjoyment! I read Peckham is mini Lagos so that's good you know.

Out of curiosity, I'm looking for pictures of ikeja cantonment and Dodan barracks. Do you know where to look ?

sukkot:
i miss Peckham. As soon as they give me my naija passport I am going to visit Peckham. I miss riding on the bus 12😩

Ok am joking. 😃

Sukkot is being deported from Nigeria to Peckham.

DonroxyII:
What Happened to Mohbad, Pray for it not to happened to You ....

Imagined you being a Showbiz & You can't have any show in peace without being beaten, disrupted, threatened ...

Imagine wizkid, Davido, Kizz Daniel Tiwa Savage being Molested Up & Down & You amounted to Nothing in the entertainment industry despite having the Talents & Fame ...


Dude, You will just smoke yourself to death ...While The rest are Partying, You are at home blinking at your woes....

He was Psychologically & Physiologically killed before he was Killed....

Dude, Never wish a life you will always look behind you every seconds ... & when you hear Gbuahhhhh, You already know you are the object of target ....

He might have died from other objects like Booze, Drugs ... But That's just the Symptoms of what he was subjected into by his Assailants!

He was already taken out & Subjected to do it By himself ....

Do you know a thing about Psychological warfare

Battle of the inner sef against seen and unforseen entities.

RIP mohbad.

cococandy:
No for real what actually happened? Not everyone knows. I just have disjointed bits but no full picture.

I heard he bullied the dead guy. But that’s about what I’ve heard. Kindly fill me in. Did they have a fall out? Was it over music or something else? What about the other guy that’s being mentioned (Zino). What did he do?

Just like the rap and hip hop people in the yonder backyard.
So sad the poor guy gone too soon.

nlfpmod:
@AfricaFactsZone

This one just trying to be snoop dogg by all means

sukkot:
legit. upstream gas and oil etc etc

How can someone apply ?