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Chelsea's doomed nw

Coach pls remove Moses fφя̩̥̊ now

Θis keeper cassio Πα̲̅ eediaat o

Mulatto i guess. D baby is just 3 months old and his hair's getting blonde everyday

Na this kyn question ‎​D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲ make me slap person with my left hand

Jan8: well at least u can read it riqht?....

"Charly u fit say i make a fool o. I no send" *singing*

Jan8: [color=#990000][/color]
1 Guys are more emotional if they really love a girl
2 Guys may be flirting around but before they sleep they always think about the girl they care about
3 Guys go crazy over a girl's smile
4 A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to
5 Guys are more emotional than they want people to think
6 Girls are guys weaknesses
7 If a guy tells you his problems he needs someone to listen to him not advice
8 When a guy asks you to leave, he's actually saying 'please come and listen to me'
9 No guy can handle all his problems on his own, he's just too stubborn to admit it
10 When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health to be with you he really likes you and wants to be with you
i jerz want awr dudez tew confirm dz and if u can add tew da list, feel free!!!

St.upid stu.pid spellings here....mtsheew shey mo jor omo Ghana?

My friend OY is a faithful man and seemingly the wife - a devout christian, is also faithful But their 3 months old baby looks exactly like their next door neighbour.
The baby is a mulatto; the neighbour is a mulatto. Neither OY nor the wife has Mulatto relatives and here they ђα̲̅vε̲̣̣̣̥ a mulatto baby.

Now is it possible that some genetic changes or whatever can make one give birth to a mulatto just like that?

Sagamite: Product of a failed education system in a country where education is critical. The girl get eye for market.

I argue with you?No
Πα̲̅ wao have u been smoking NEPA pole ni

Sagamite: You are a person!

With your atrocious use of english grammar, no wonder the girl dey find better thing.

Cretin slang-up little soldier

Tgirl4real: It also depends on d kinda babe u are talking about. Is she ur main girl or some random chick? If it's a random chick, u certainly know say na manage she dey manage u. If she get's a better deal dat night, she will surely dump your ass. Lol

Dumping things on ϋя mind, now you're telling us things that tickle the fantasy of a runs girl

No wonder Most Girls pray to God for a hard-working Man as a Husband, yet they don't respond to greetings from a BRICKLAYER

Nice comments tho

Mehn, no man is optimally complete dats why i keep grading myself on nineties in terms of percentage. I've seen lotta girls chat on m̶̲̥̅ƹ even when i act a snub, admire, humour, tease, trip etc like my girl will do also to anyone she feels meet up to her bla bla bla... So the low esteem stuff is so not the ish here aite. The question is simply ♓☺w guys see ϑis act.

Sagamite: person, I can guarantee you someone is boning her arsse right now because she knows you are not worth it.

She wants a real man!

**laugh out loud** I can guarantee you, you don't ђα̲̅vε̲̣̣̣̥ anything good to contribute here
person Mde aĈtiv​A̶̲̥̅̊​teƉ=D (*) *beer* (until someone resaonable halt ϑis guy)

Sagamite: person, you did not know women don't send fucktards?

Cretin i gree OYA run back to the bush

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]no, I don't even see other guys wen I'm wit my husband [/quote]Mummy u can lie o [color=#990000][/color]

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]What she did was inappropriate...rather she should have walked up to him ask him for his number and tell him via the phone instead [/quote]Badt geh, so ϑis is what u do init?

Sagamite: Girls like intelligent guys, not fucktards.

You are roast because she is going to let some other guy hit it soon!

Gosh!!! Who untied ϑis one na

[quote author=omo_to_dun]^
Haba my guy, e be like say the pain u no be small. Pele. We are all Bentleys to some people; just look for the right gal and you will be fine.[/quote]Now u R speaking my language....BEnTleY Mde aĈtiv​A̶̲̥̅̊​teƉ=D (*) *beer*

[quote author=omo_to_dun]@ OP

Of course, you know what she meant. The reason she is with you is she doesn't have the wherewithal or opportunity to claim better men. The moment that window of opportunity arrives, your goose is cooked.

Let me be more clear: imagine that an hypothetical woman wants a Bentley that costs $200,000, but she has only $80,000. So off to the car dealer she goes. She sees the Bentley that she cherishes but because she can't afford it, she then decides to buy an $80,000 BMW, hoping that someday, when she becomes richer, she will discard the BMW or trade it in for a Bentley.

My brother, you are the BMW. Your temporary girlfriend is the woman, and the Bentley is the rich, handsome, 6-packed man. Chei, you don suffer. May Obatala have mercy on you.

19th to comment. Obatala, abeg no make me suffer like the OP o.[/quote]Πo be u get ya mouth. I'm on d roll srsly working out. Very soon Obatala will turn u to the BMW guy while i remain d Bentley in ϋя life. LoL

lrguru: hey OP, are u pot bellied or not sexy? If yes, then i'm afraid u're not in the scheme of things. Upgrade ur swags bro, make good money and feel good about urself. U will be amazed at the number of chicks dt would want to tear ur clothes off with their eyes when next u hang out with ur GF. Abi na who no like beta thing?

Well i am comfortable. A bachelor with two millenium cars, a comfortable bungalow of my own, fairly good job combined with my own biz; handsome and without pot belly BUT i don't ђα̲̅vε̲̣̣̣̥ six packs

Why is everybody here laughing except me?

♓☺w do you feel when ϋя girl friend admire other guys in ϋя presence. You're with her and a guy passes, she turns to u and say mehn ϑis guy is rich,handsome etc...
I was with my girl at a function then ϑis muscular guy passed. Then my girl was like "Mehn see packs, ϑis guy is..." The look on my face made her shut up.

Caracta: By whose judgement?

Personal judgement

E.g.
Most obnoxious boy in Nairaland 2012....Sagamite.

Most Romantic.....ashmanpolo
Etc.

mashnino: I can't give my gal my atm card..

Until i have assurance that she's d right one

Right one as in WIFE?

Some peeps here are sceptical about the possibility of me givin' my girl my card; some with the amount in the account; while some with the authenticity of this gist...consequently sagging out the good life meant for this thread.
Well the truth is that as less verbose as the O-post is, every statement here is Very very true.
Pls let's enliven this thread by answering the question... Can u give ur spouse ϋя ATM card?

Elebiju: no no no it is bad to speak foul about people u don't know,do u think everybody is greedy like u?I also did same thing for my babe and she has been prudent in spending,this kinda lady is rare but I dunno how long they've been together

2 years

mashnino: ^^^

hmmmm....

is she nigerian?

She's more Nigerian than me

mashnino: lmao...

y are u wynin lyk a girl..

OP u no well..

i say give her 5 more times den cum bak here and xplain to us

Mash, i swear ϑis is like the umpteenth time i'm doing it but ϑis last one whipped a frenzy down my spine

Logicboy03: You are free to try it if it is easy


Or try converting me to a christian.

It depends on ϋя facial morphology. Send ϋя pix lemme see ♓☺w bad it is.