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Recently i have observed that for every first call i try to make with my MTN line i won't hear a thing but i will be charged. But the second call connects well.
Are you experiencing same and how can we put hands on deck to stop this exploitation.

One crazy guy said "kim came to show 2face the pregnancy he caused" lol

Clubs Spending Since the English Premier League began in 1992:

1.Chelsea £841m [Won 3 EPL]
2.Manchester City £703m [Won 1 EPL]
3.Liverpool £601m for [Won 0 EPL]
4.Manchester United £531m [Won 12 EPL]
5.Tottenham £473m [Won 0 EPL]
14.Arsenal £393m [Won 3 EPL]

i hope them no suceed spoil our naija ashawos more o.

Acidosis: Here is my conclusion;

Guys always go through your girlfriend's phone (whenever your mind tells u).. Do not wait untill you meet her on bed with your best friend/her ex.. It could be very dangerous, you might even attack both of them with a weapon and that would lead you to jail.

You are very very on point. Why won't i check my girl's phone na

Exponental: In black n white, what does she want? Just a phuck or a relationship. I want us to be blunt here......... Clarify this!

A relationship i think

The Gist continues....
i got back home yesterday and my home was glittering like never before.
She cooked; cleaned; washed all my clothes even rags. Then i broke the silence
"Have you called Chidi that you'll be coming back 2moro?"
She replied that Chidi knows that she'd be coming back by mid-week. That she planned to use the opportunity to see some of her relatives in PH.
i didn't say anything. We just gisted like normal, cracked jokes and all that, so that she won't feel like i want to send her packing.
i tot of calling my girl but she was far-fetched...

Around 10 she came into d sitting room that she wanted to talk with me.
ME: talk on
SHE: i hope you won't feel angry or think i'm not decent. The truth is i'm in l♡ve with you. Ever since dat day we went to d parks last year. i fell heads over heels in luv. i know u have a girl and i also have but i just wish we could work things out...
MEcuts in) don't you l♡ve Chidi my friend?
SHE: Chidi is cool, caring, loving and so on but i don't really knw wether this is luv. He's a good man actually but i need a chance to follow my heart. i'll make him understand.
ME: i have a girl i l♡ve so much and u knw that. My girl is irreplaceable so i can't gird it up to luv u too. She means everything to me, she's....
i kept talking about my girl until she started crying.
As in this girl cried on me till mid night.

SniperInADiaper: ^^^ Those who guard their phones usually have something to hide. I see no problem in my BF going thru my phone. Ive nothing to hide.

Sure

[quote author=baibijay@yahoo.]^^smh
so because you scared of bin mugu10, you sneak up and read ha chat! mtchheeeew... out of point abeg! say something else![/quote]Niggah!!! i don't need to sneak on her. My girl leaves her phone with me all day at times n i do dat too. So what d eff are we hiding?

Some replies are so annoying here. So what's d big deal if he goes through her phone. At times a man needs to confirm that he's not 'Mugu 10' or above.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]In as much as I find her attitude shocking and repulsive [because she is your friend's girlfriend, a no go area], I even find it more shocking that you could withstand her advances severally, and still seeking more ways to totally avert sleeping with her.

You sir, have won my respect. You are the man. You are in control. This is a very dicey and tempting situation. A lot of people on this thread will see you as foolish, but pay them no heed for when the consequences of your action(good or bad) does come, you alone will face it.

I'll prefer that you don't tell your friend about this episode of his naughty girlfriend. Do not be a catalyst to their relationship problems. Leave that house for her for as long as she wants to stay. It is not easy withstanding temptation, but so far so good, you are on the right track.

You are doing the right thing. Men like you are almost non existent.

I duff my hat to you again. [/color]

A million likes for u broda

brixton: Re u a catholic priest?

i no go even answer you

After all d drama, i left the house dat night around 11pm and got back home by 2am. She was already asleep.
This ‎​​♍ơяñΐϞǥ i tot she would go back to Lag but she didn't.
Right now she's ahome watching Chelsea match and cooking with her own money.
Omo what do i do?
Should i tell my friend or smtin?
Your opinion cos i won't sleep in this house 2nite

What would be your reaction when she keeps giving you green light until you find her in your bed?
Put me in dat shoes mehn.
i got two weeks off work this friday and so home alone cos my girl was far-fetched in school. On friday my friend's girl called me dat she'd be writing an aptitude test in PH and she'd like to spend the night at my place after d test cos she was coming from Lag.
At first i didn't wanna accept cos i knw d way she plays, looks at me and all her so caring attitude towards me whenever i go to my fam house at lagos. On the other hand i said no qualms to her but she should let my friend knw about it tho.
My friend called me and also told me to assist his girl....

My people last night was not funny o. It's a one bedroom flat oya sleep in d room lemme sleep in d sitting room this girl refused. i must also sleep in the room.
Inside the room; sleep on the bed lemme me sleep on the couch she refused.
She wants us to sleep 2geda on d bed. She was putting on a transparent nightee without undies - no pants, no bra. The nippl.es pointing out violently as she was insistin that we sleep on the bed 2geda.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You are stupid. . . Very stupid. Infact, your stupidity cannot be compartmentalized. Why should I thank God on his behalf? Was he blind when he asked her out, or when he was carelessly using the word, love? Should I tap into your one-sided lopsided opinion because you expected me to? Did you hear the other side of the story? Don't make me call you a halfwit! [/color]

Bawse this one wey u dey Ch*rge like say u dey use finger battery. Mercy tamper with justice na:

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I own a shack that's under a bridge and will my father's wheelbarrow substitute a car [/quote]Laffing out loud

wonda26: Bros, u dey try o! U dey buy gift give person on ur own birthday
Some people nor value themselves at all sha..
And besides, new year gift too Mehn, u be pipe!

i gree. What of u wey be soakaway

born2fuck: if I am the moderator and someone told me I am mad, I willl not only ban him for life on nairaland,I will also ban all related ID to him

That's d difference btw u and him, he's matured and u are...#complete d sentence#

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I don't understand why u buy gifts during Easter and New Year's Day and why would u spend on ur bday when it's suppose to be the other way round... I think u are better off on ur own[/quote]No, better off with you, only if you can cook, clean, have a car and a house. Pls send me pix of car and house now

swtdarling: must he buy her something on val's day..wots d fuss if he doesnt give her a val's gift.does it mean he loves her less?

No mind SEXKILLZ. E be like say him just take monkeytail and Cigar this afternoon

i decided not to buy any gift for her this time and b/c of this i didn't see her through out yesterday.
My people is it now expedient to buy valentine gifts?
Christmas 25th i'll buy gifts
Jan 1st i'll buy
Feb 1st my bday i'll buy
Feb 14th i'll buy
March 5th our anniv i'll buy
Easter i'll still buy.
After Easter her bday n i MUST buy n celebrate it or hell will be let loose.
Gosh!!! The proximity is terrible that i had to cut down expenditures starting from Valentine.
Hope i didn't goof my ppl?

Yes some girls see Valentine as a potential day to exploit while some tough-headed guys don't give in to their ploys.

She knows that her Boyfriend just graduated from Uni yet she wants flamboyant gifts.

She knows that most married men are crazy yet she compares you to them. Na so na. Buy your girl recharge cards and one crazy married man will buy her a phone -  BB  for dat matter.

She's in 400Level & her GP is below 1.5,yet she's telling her guy to buy her brazilian weavon of 150K 4 val. On top which head?Ans me which head? D Coconut Head?

@girls, na wa for una o

*starts my 2012 kia sorento SUV Ãήϑ zooms off*

nlmonpoint: What gift do you believe is best to give ur partner as VAL present ?

BOMB

Please somebody help me translate "i miss you" in Ibo language

[quote author=maxwello.yg]^^ most people dey nack akpako for hotel na. akpako no be part of romance ?[/quote]1000001 likes

Sijo01: 5stars will be drawed on the building.

Are you saying 'drawed' = 'drawn'

Connoisseur: Google.com no dey open for ya phone

Try am na. I couldn't get anything meaningful

Please IYO what makes a hotel 5 star

binger: Remember to give them the change,kid...

Okay...little soldier

What d heck is rafa doing keeping ba on dat seat

binger: Sucker?? What has he been suckìng...

Oh gosh, I needa buy you another mind