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Joeblis: guy ur an iDDI.OT seriously person no fit make mistake again abi?mumuNo myn am small pikin dey worry am |
fluid26: na wa o! See me...see mirrage! Lol!Dem must talk mirrage = marriage Check anywhere |
Kirinwa:Yeye fowl, u think i wanna sleep wif a nun abi. The reason you easily conclude is because you don't want to think much. Anu otu like you |
"I see your next thread becoming, 'I impregnated a Reverend Sister, what should I do?'" Head dey pain you, hw can u make this kind of statement. Didn't u read my post well? Or are u high on d smell of your public toilet this morning? |
"I see your next thread becoming, 'I impregnated a Reverend Sister, what should I do?'" Head dey pain you, hw can u make this kind of statement na. Didn't u read my post well? Or are u high on d smell of your public toilet this morning? |
i met her when my elder sister celebrated her finale procession as a reverend sister. That day my house @ d villa was engulfed with young beautiful nuns helping out to cook and clean and do other chores. This particular nun couldn't get her eyes off me. She ensured that she served me with my meal for that 3days. Was always starting a conversation. We were always d last to sleep as we'd gist through the night. She would tell me to hug her prior to bed time and we'd have a long smile after that. Some days later after the procession we were still conversing on phone. Every thing she does i know. At times we'd talk for 2 to 3hrs. Right now she wants me to invite her to my place this weekend. Saturday prolly, but all these while my mind hasn't gone haywire sexuallly cos we've never had any talk towards that territory and i personally will not wanna go wild with a reverend sister. But the point is, she coming to my place to spend d weekend is it a good idea? Don't you think it could be a forum for...? Of course i am not proud that i sometimes commit fornication but not a packaged one like this o. What do u think my ppl? |
: Lmao"@FootballFunnys: Had Howard Webb been the referee of last night's match, Arbeloa would have been sent off for chesting Nani's foot." |
emmysenior: Fallacy of hasty conclusion plus fallacy of ambiguity na em dey worry you. Whatever ever happens to duets...Wetin kom dey worry you, Fallacy of stupidity and inability to comprehend the simple sagacity of humour |
To smoke igbo don dey hungry Ice prince abi? As in, igbo wey thick like NEPA pole |
Best track there - Top of the world Others - dey make noise for my ears E.g Oyato - nokia tune sweet pass dat song All d same i respect DbanJ anyday. |
Yes whenever i put myself in an indian man's shoes |
Nonybb: i dont even think u knw the ubahs that we do talk about. Its quite different frm chris and andy ubah(that are brothers) which u knw. Ifeanyi uba and andy uba are not related!Even if it's Ifeanyi/Andy/Chris UBA or Ifeanyi firstbank. They should all go and sit down in a pit jare |
Emylexray: OP, nice question. Most topics on front page aren't front page materials, topics like the one the OP enumerated. Imagine a topic like "picture of Jim hyke eating corn" making front page. Now tell me, what moral lesson is to be gained from such topic?Yes o. You have just formed a single frame of reference with me |
The death of every body diminishes me because i'm involved in mankind. Rest in peace Goldie, accept my last respect pls. |
i'm calling u ASAP |
This question has been harbouring in my mind for so long and it's here (the romance section) because i lose almost all of my MBs here. In other words this is my favourite section. The question stems from the fact that i keep seeing absurd topics on the frontpage everytime. Some weeks back it was Tonto Dike; Davido; Mohits. Last two weeks it was Kim Kardashian... Anything u post on Kim will make frontpage. Last week it was Oscar Pris wetin wetin. Infact many front pages like " Picture Of A Chicken's Feet With Nail-polish & Ring" "Picture of Man U players and family" etc. So please the question goes to the moderators and anybody that knows the criterion. Thanks |
spicyshot: hahahaha...funny uIt's not fair na. Oya @OP pls did u recognise their faces. Send pix and address now |
Haba!!! People are wicked o. A girl that recently lost so much money trying to sing what only 'SHE' likes, now they want her to spend again. |
Pls who knows the pay package for mechanical contractors support in SPDC. i've got an offer there but i don't know the pay package |
fellis: Network signal is probably bad in the part of town you stay. I am not experiencing anything like that.Serious? |
[quote author=sweet-tease]He said love is sex? BTW were the pics necessary? [/quote]No myn am. The OP just post the pix to totori us |

[/quote]No myn am. The OP just post the pix to totori us