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A guy was dating this girl for over a year, he got tired of the relationship. One evening he took the girl out to a bar. He bought her a bottle of malt and a bottle of stout for himself. Then he now gave her the news, that it is over between them. The girl started crying but 20mins later she started laughing as in ROTFLAO. The guy was confused and asked why she was suddenly happy. The girl now showed him the maltina cork he'd bought for her. She just won N20 million. If u are d guy what will u do, if u are the girl what will u do?

This morning.

Charles decided to pick her call today

@lolaabokoku, Thunder faya ya left leg dia. The op is a caucasian. Anuohiawunrunanwun

[1] A Yoruba man who watered his garden in the rain
[2] An Igbo man who saw a ripe mango, climbed it to confirm, came down and used stone to pluck it
[3] A Hausa man who saw something that looked like shit, he
touched it, tasted it and said 'hmmm na shit ooo, thank God say, I
no match am o!'
[4] All of the Above.
[5] None of the Above.

Adaeze003: There's something fishy about this story. Apart from the fact that I've heard it before with different names and location, how can a so called friend not know his fiancée? Besides some people you call friends might just be wolves in sheep clothing or maybe the info was true as in, she used to date the married man but she stopped. Your friend should ask his gf first before jumping to conclusion.

Em... Adaeze i don't recycle stories.

THIS MORNING
Charles called me by 7:05am
He had made other enquiries about Jakata
From another friend close to him (Jakata).
The later was dating Chioma some years back
Because of Genotype issues they became antithetical in terms of marriage
Jakata got married to another girl
Chioma still sneaked on anybody just to make love to Jakata
They both meet till today
Hotels, Hostels, even Jakata's house
Charles my friend disclosed that he remembers dropping her off to meet him at these places earlier mentioned.
Him bearing in mind that Jakata is her close cousin
This morning, my man Charles and i had a protracted chitchat on Chioma but little about the prospective marriage
Of which he's not said anything tangible about,
whether the plan is now in the shambles
wether he'll continue gathering premises prior to a conclusion
wether he'll still marry her even if she's put blickers over his eyes
Charles is cool headed and sanguine
So i really can't define his emotional state right now
He's generous - he's paid Chioma's school fees twice; assisted in renting her accomodation in Ikenegbu layout Owerri,
Pays in money into her account at short intervals
Takes care of some of her 'miscellaneous'
And a whole lot of generosity too numerous to talk about
Chioma on her own part has also been supportive
She's full of good advices
She's calm and calculative
She's natural
She's phenomenal
She walks in here and the next thing you wanna know her and steal her
Everything she wears fits her closely
She's eloquent and assertive
She cooks and cleans well
She's good at bed things
She's every man's desire of a wife
BUT
She's not faithful to Charles.
Everything i highlighted is her GOOD
Just one thing i highlighted is her BAD
On balance, how many men can put the equation together and see which axis their hearts fall in?
i don't even know the region where mine fall let alone my friend Charles.
FIVE MINUTES AGO
she called but he simply hasn't picked her calls for now
She has called for the umpteenth time now since last night but he hasn't received any.
Bottomline is i still do not know my friend's mind

We were hanging out @Pecas Opebi
Tony collected Charles' phone
And started scrolling his pix
He saw Charles' fiancee's pix
Tony was like: "ah Charles u sabi this girl? (dats Charles' fiancee)"
Charles pretended and said "NO, i just save her pix from BB, U sabi am?"
Tony: "yes na. Na Jakata babe, dat guy wey dey import toners from China dey market for computer village"
*Charles is silent while Tony continues*
Tony: "her name na Chioma, she dey school for Alvan, final year..."
*Charles is still in a state of what i will call hyper-tranquility*
Because every detail Tony gave
Was correct and Chioma once told
Charles that Jakata is her cousin
Tony continues...
"That girl no get head, she know say Jakata don marry, she still dey come sleep with am..."

EIGHT MONTHS AGO
Charles and I met Chioma in Owerri. She was the most decent creature i ever saw
One of a kind
Flat-tommy, shiny teeth, straight legs, good behaviour - like one who couldn't hurt a fly
Etc.
She happened to be from the same villa with Charles
And then within a wink, they decided to roll *»̶✽̤̥̈̊‎​{̶»̶̲̥̅̊ date *»̶✽̤̥̈̊‎​{̶»̶̲̥̅̊ then tie the knot.
For two months now i have been packaging myself
Yes, i would be a best man in no time.
TODAY
Charles suggested that we hang out @Pecas even though i kicked against it. We got there and saw Tony gisting with his friend over some bottles.
Prior to our going to Pecas, we were already making plans for the reception venue of the prospective wedding.

As Tony continued gisting about Chioma, still holding Charles' phone, from the vague lightning in that arena, i could see a vista of my friend's face maciating. I, personally was numb and seemingly more heartbroken. My mouth shrinked, i thought i couldn't speak until the bartender asked to open my second bottle.
Conclusively,
Tonight happened to be the first night i trekked from Opebi to Anifowoshe. He refused to call back his driver. My friend Charles and i went home without saying a word to each other...
Right now i'm lost trying to figure out what will happen next. What do you think?

People should stop spending money on hairdos. i wake up every ‎​​♍ơяñΐϞǥ with different hairdos my pillow must be the best stylist ever. Lol

chachawabs: http://chachacorner.com/rapper-eva-alordiah-goes-wild-with-hairdo-photos/

Nigerian Rapper Eva Alordiah has always been inventive/original with her dress sense and has now extended it to her hairdo.. I don’t quite seem to make sense of it though..Or what do you think?

She looks like Cruela Devile in 101 dalmatians

IMO, a new year resolution is, a 'to do' list that people only do during the first week of January. By second week your normal life continues. i lie?

Some girls should try and bask in the euphoria of some 'guy men's ploys. The man is prolly into YAHOO and disguising to be a girl on facebook.
Now OP is here making mountains out of mole hills.

ignis: Avoid eating late at night and stop drinking alcoholic drinks.

Like seriously, is it possible to avoid alcoholic drinks?

Somebody help o. My tommy is increasing everyday. Anytime i see Mr. Ibu's stomach on TV, i hurriedly do like 200 seat-ups. Lol

ksmart dope: guy your head dey der

Lmao

Gaius667: This is perhaps the most hilarious of comments.

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The guy's prolly on fastforward everytime he's with her. Lol

Why won't she dump him when i just heard a BREAKING NEWS: "Usain Bolt is already in 2013" lol

Imagine you with this kind of height in an exam hall... Unto 'giraffing'

**“My friends say things like, ‘How do you hug her?’. I say, ‘There’s a way of doing everything’.”

It is difficult to believe that Elisany da Cruz Silva, is just 17, and she holds the record of the world’s tallest teen girl at 6ft 8in. But if you think that will make the boys feel intimidated by her height you got it wrong because Elisany is in a relationship with Francinaldo da Silva Carvalho, 22, who stands at 5ft 4in.

And such love comes with a high price – he has to practically stand on his toes and crane his neck to get a kiss.
The construction worker said: “My friends say things like, ‘How do you hug her?’. I say, ‘There’s a way of doing everything’.”
Elisany, an aspiring model from Salinopolis, Brazil, is just an inch taller than Stoke City’s Peter Crouch — she has a form of gigantism due to a tumour on her pituitary gland.
She grew faster than her seven siblings from the age of 11 and hit 6ft 9in when she was 14. But her sudden growth caused pain in her limbs and joints.

Surgeons removed the gland two years ago and she shrank by an inch — but she could still not fit on the school bus and had to quit school due to teasing.
But she’s happy now with Francinaldo. She said: “What really attracted me was his personality, the way he acts with people and the way he acts with me.
“The only thing that really affects us is when we hang out holding hands — it seems like he is my little brother or son.” - Sun News.

utumunta: U kept running arnd wt stars 4 publicity & their money nt caring 2 stop & ask ursef whether they love u or nt.
I pity dat kid dat has bn made a subject of controversy out of oda ppls st..u.p1d1ty.
If Balotelli doz nt go n claim hz child...d dog n baboon wl soak in shekpe.

M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ friend she could bε̲̣̣ richer than Balotelli. Rafaella fico is an italian actress with lot of contracts, ambassadorship etc. She was once offered over $800m †Φ lose her virginity... So correct that thoughts of thinking she's a gold digger

End of the road - chelsea

Never knew dat moses cud play so stupidly