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mashnino: lmao...

criously?...OP

give her 5 more times...

den cum bak and gve me d feed back..

you bloody liar...

St.upid boy I'm not lying joor

Seriously i gave mine my ATM card and password for one whole week to use @ school.... Guess what, she withdrew only 3K from an account worth over 2M.
Isn't she the best babe ever?

[/b][b][quote author=Logicboy03[b][/b]]Converted some christians to atheists/agnostics

Made some atheist friends

Was motivated to start a professional blog[/quote]To convert a believer to an atheist is an achievement? Such!!!

Lasinoh: Staying alive!

Dats cool on overall

Ellashow: 2baba gene na die, what a cool kids, so cute and adorable

Some people think ϋя grammar is wrong but i think it is very correct

If u feel Baba God has not done anything for u from January to December, read this first.

With all surviving odds against him, Peng Shulin’s body was cut in half by a large transport truck in 1995, leaving his doctors shocked and amazed by his survival.

Not only is it a miracle that he has lived to tell the tale, he’s now learning to walk again.

It took a team of more than 20 doctors working feverishly to save his life.

Skin was grafted from his head to close his torso up, but his lower body could not be saved — leaving him to ‘stand’ a full 2 feet 6 inches (78 centimeters) in height.

After being bedridden for years, doctors in China didn't have very much hope that he would ever be able to lead any form of a normal life again, reports Metro.

Peng began exercising his arms and building his strength up to carry out daily routine chores, empowering him to do things such as washing his face and brushing his teeth.

When doctors at the China Rehabilitation Research Center in Beijing found out about Peng’s quandary, they teamed together to devise a program to get him walking once more.

They came up with an ingenious way to allow him to walk on his own merit by creating a sophisticated ‘egg cup-like’ casing to hold his body with two bionic legs attached to it.

With the aid of his uniquely adapted legs and re-sized walking frame, Peng has been taking his first steps around the centre.

Peng is thrilled with his device, and the opportunity it affords him to learn to walk again.

... and u think God has done nothing for u

U never chop, and so?

U no go school, ehen?

U never get car, don't be an ingrate!!

If ur hand and fingers are still very active to type, then type;

"THANK U BABA GOD"

INDEED, GOD IS GREAT!

BABA THANK U Oº°˚˚°º

[quote author=Bigboy 100%]@ OP, your Christmas are mostly boring cos U prolly spend it in the city, where you experience routinely the same life as your regular days. Go to your village and show some love to your peeps, maybe you would experience a cheaper and merrier christmas . Hang out with peeps your don't often see and share your experience together or those you haven't seen for a long while . No place like home ! I haven't spent my christmas anywhere aside from 'Villa' since 1993 and no regrets whatsoever.[/quote]You def on point. Villa all d way but not my own villa

I will wanna know if anyone in the house has a unique package fφя̩̥̊ this forthcoming xmas.
Seriously, i've been able to deduce that the way people plan xmas prior to the celebration is unnecessarily over-hyped.
Most xmas' i just end up staying ahome - nothing much.

So house what R ur plans lemme start drawing a dossier Asap fφя̩̥̊ myself?

ladyinred: Hmm...dat's love right there.
@op, ur question shld b hw many parents are willing 2 make sacrifices 4 their children. Unless u think only mothers are responsible 4 their children's welfare.

My question emanated from the attached pix below

ileobatojo: Very moving.

As to your question, I believe the natural instinctive response from most normal mothers in such situations would be to protect their child.

Hmmm...

What of in a situation where you are already deeply in l♡ve with the girl? Just like ϑis situation

An elderly friend of mine proposed to ϑis girl some two weeks back.
Now last night as we were hanging out @a joint, someone mentioned something like..."Ϋя younger brother has poked that girl b4 jare" The statement sounded like a joke to everyone cos the guy was tipsy.
But my man just called me now to tell me that the statement we heard last night was true, he went to confirm from the younger brother. Now he's really confused and thinks he's gotta disengage.
If ϋ are in ϑis quagmire what would u do?

15 mins to go and my ass is still sweating

To me...
A wife material is not a lady that can
cook and clean, wash ur clothes and arrange the house because you can always get a maid for dat better than any wife.

She's not someone that must satisfy you on bed well. B/c that lady u think is a machine on bed could turn out to be an apprentice when you jam some hot MACHINES especially here in PH where girls are not smiling...looking for big big fishes.

>>A wife material is that woman that even
when the world is against u, she's got ur
back...
its that woman that no matter how things
get rough she'll always be there fφя̩̥̊ u..
she is that woman that- even when u dont knw
who to turn to anymore shes always telling
u 'am here' for u and will never let go...
Abeg ladies dat one no mean say u no go sabi do anytn 4 house oo *lips sealed*

What's ϋя own definition?

[quote author=acidosis™]Send him a text message[/quote]Dat one has been done jare

After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshipping or praying.

Her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting by an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.
With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive.
However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.

He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman.

Again, he knelt down and used his hand through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement, “A child ! There is a child !“

The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body.

Obviously, the woman had made an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.

The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen.
It said, “If you can survive, remember I love you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Everybody that read the message wept. “If you can survive, remember I love you.”

Somehow he's owing you some money...
Somehow it's over two months....
Somehow you need that money ASAP...
Now how do you politely demand the debt.
This not a joke o pls. Treat with seriousness

Fphotographer: Mny pple fel dat being a tomboy is sum kinda misdevelopment or a taboo,wat do u think and would u date a tomboy or marry her?

My son yes, as long as the hole is in the right place

Input: ^^ na lie

Wetin be lie?

[quote author=190-the-clown]In my Junior high I was d youngest in my class
And used 2go after dem females, who always turned me down
Cos of my age - well fast forward 2presnt day
I see most of dem and I'm like phuckery pure phuckery
No nyashhh no boobsie, shapeless not nd never my idea kind of women
OMG thahnk God it never worked den, bt we still cool friends @least we grew up
Together but on datin terms

They can't even turn me on its that bad [/quote]Lol

This is a girl I was asking out for over two years like six years ago, she never hesitated to turn me down at every interval I brought out the issue - saying I couldn't handle her, I didn't have money and class to uphold that mantle I seeked. That she wanted a man that is... *bla bla bla.... (All dat their ideal-man-wanna-get talks).
Mehnnnnnnn! Seriously I ran into this girl Τoday @Krisdera Hotels and I was like "God! Thank u father, how would I have been coping with all these FATs". My six years ago crush has suddenly expanded cubically towards My No-go-region as per dating, let alone marriage. She's now extra-fat, stretch marks, and conspiciously shabby.
When she saw me today, she was like "wow! U look handsome and gorgeous, is this yoϋя car?" Too many questions in A jivy
How time works on humans positively and conversely..... My people how do u feel running into a crush dat never accepted you?

J12: Tiger woods in not an ideal man?

If he aint then we really gotta leave money outta ϑis discussion.

k2039: I believe the qualities a true man should possess include honesty,fidelity, loyalty, empathy, and humility

Good. Honesty is just one thing dat aint constant in life. As a result of your mere interaction with some people it could truncate you know

In honour of this celebration yesterday, what do u think makes an IDEAL MAN. What's the most outstanding, unique qualities an ideal man should possess and how should he behave?

luvmijeje: Ve notice these alot on nairaland esp on romance section.10 ways to kiss a lady,30 steps to follow for a lady to fall in love with u etc.Do u believe in it and does it really work?

YES, if u follow exactly d 30 steps she'll allow u sleep with her 30 times. Follow ten ways, then only 10 s(e)x with her. IF u follow all d steps U've ever read in ur life, then she'll not just fall but DIE in love just to satisfy U

Education gradually became hell when educated people started working fφr illiterates

Pecca: Yeah! He is correct. WERE is used when an imaginary event or rather an action that could have been but could not!

U think so? How about this: 'We were on our way when Pecca posted this comment' is this an imaginary statement?

Please next time don't invoke the redherring by wrongnesslessly, sheepishnesslessly and ignorantnesslessly trans-migrating our people's minds

Lexo22: Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator called me arrogant guy. I still blame the modulator who allowed this wonderful article to cross the front page without correcting the error . No offence!

'WAS' is correct. It's a Singular verb just like 'Patrick' is also a Singular Noun.

MY APPLICATION LETTER

Dear sir,

I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job of security guard to you boss in your company of ECO BANK. ...I am complete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003. My skool here... Okingo OBE very good. ... I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC country there 10 years now, no sees her until now, so nobody known to help me...no money and food and tea and drink. My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Ofuaku Albert teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than teacher igbo. I here that people you want security guards to your company and I...... tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief dead. I want to join the company of You and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson. Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any time because me have hand telephone now. I am red for interview with you if you like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy machine there at Niger Delta shop is a long time and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until now, I can speak English free. I have no very much to right I have end here. Please also greet your wife and childish!

Yours faithfully!!!

[quote author=Sagamite]Is this in English, person?


Nope. It's in swahili.....anuohia