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Christianity EtcRe: Just Say AMEN And Receive Your Blessing by ashmanpolo(op): 8:35am On Apr 03, 2013
Amen
Christianity EtcJust Say AMEN And Receive Your Blessing by ashmanpolo(op):
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

My prayer: May every trouble of ours become a stepping stone to our victory in Jesus name

CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Terry G With His Bodyguards by ashmanpolo: 4:12am On Apr 03, 2013
@terry G, with dat uniform you're wearing, pray u don't jam any army man wey don take kai-kai and igbo (monkey tail); ur body go tell you say no be by body guard something o
RomanceRe: ***Blank Topic*** I dey vex by ashmanpolo: 4:03am On Apr 03, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]That's what happens when you date kids[/quote]Mynd, how would u feel if it happens to u
RomanceRe: ***Blank Topic*** I dey vex by ashmanpolo: 3:12am On Apr 03, 2013
[quote author=black_panther25]That is some women for you, very impulsive. Have you spoken to her about it? Tell her you like to keep things private and she should not air it for the whole fb etc to see. Its kinda childish too[/quote]Very childish
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Usually Beg Men Friends To Be Intimate With Her - Pls Help by ashmanpolo: 3:07am On Apr 03, 2013
You know why i like nairaland? Many people here like imagining things just to see comments. OP this story is hyper-fictional plus as per a recent marriage trend Nigerian women rarely do all that
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Buys The Whole Store In South Africa MADT Shopping by ashmanpolo: 11:39am On Apr 02, 2013
CelebritiesThe True History Of APRIL FOOL by ashmanpolo(op): 10:44am On Apr 01, 2013
April 1 is called FOOL day after Faustin April. He was born on 1st April 1759, he did over 250 business in his life time; inherited his father's wealth but lost all his father's assets to a young girl he so loved & so everyone started calling him a father of the fools. At d age of 19 he married a 61 yrs old woman. She divorce him after a year bcoz of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now. This is my own gr8 idea to fool you in April.
Lol
CrimeRe: Seven-Year-Old Kids Making Love by ashmanpolo(op): 2:09am On Mar 30, 2013
Many many craze people here. The craziest one sef dey ask of picture. IDOT, BASKAAT. People like u will see someone drowning, instead of saving him first, you'll be snapping photo with dat your stupidd cheap phone
CrimeSeven-Year-Old Kids Making Love by ashmanpolo(op): 10:24pm On Mar 29, 2013
Went to my friends house today being public holiday. To our greatest surprise two little kids were doing it LIFE under the staircase. We were all shocked!!!

To me, there was this cold shivers down my spine.

There was a feeling that parents in our society today aren't out of blame.

There was this strong feeling that the country - Nigeria is full of crazy people. Infact a feeling that, everybody here in Nigeria is insane except me.

Yes, because i really need a reassurance of sanity right now. OUR LEADERS' minds are 'Monied and oiled-up' OUR CHILDREN'S minds are getting immoral in an increaing rate.

A country where young boys and girls only think about sexually related relationships; where married men refuse to retire from what they did as kids. Yes, buy your so-called girl friend recharge cards today and one crazy married man is ready to buy her a blackberry phone.

A country where corruption is the necklace we wear everyday. Most of us graduated six, seven years ago but the certificate has been lying down untouched. MERIT has long been murdered at the altar of connection and God-fatherism.

To avoid a protracted digression i must say that it's saddening to see little kids think about such at that tender age. What's your view?
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Clarence Peters Posing With His Mother, Clarion Chukwura by ashmanpolo: 12:56am On Mar 28, 2013
bestest pix i've seen on NL recently. see as Mama and Pikin look like twins.
oya @OP post you and your mama make we see......?one person must get wrinkles?lol

na joke i dey o
CelebritiesRe: Crisis In Davido’s HKN Gang As B Red,sinarambo Might Leave Soon by ashmanpolo: 12:53am On Mar 28, 2013
initially i thought the topic was confusing until i clicked to see a more lenghty confusional conference
CelebritiesRe: Happy 32nd Birthday To Banky W by ashmanpolo: 8:39am On Mar 27, 2013
wait o. with all dis bald-head he's just 32. this guy reduced d age period
CelebritiesRe: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by ashmanpolo: 8:23am On Mar 27, 2013
even this your post could be FAKE and photoshopped. kai kai man. whatever and however Kim K is the last person i'll regard as a celebrity. naaaansense
CelebritiesRe: The Highest Paid Actors In The World by ashmanpolo: 3:21pm On Mar 26, 2013
oluwadare26: Where Jim Iyke?
Did u read d topic? OP said 'The highest paid...' And not 'The craziest'
CelebritiesRe: D First Thing I Think Of When I Wake Up In D Morning Is Her.davido New Luv by ashmanpolo: 3:18pm On Mar 26, 2013
Davido, is that the name of his album? Plus should a 20yrs old boy be thinking of girls at this age? *justCurious*
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Wizkid Goes On Shopping Spree In South Africa by ashmanpolo: 3:10pm On Mar 26, 2013
When we stop buying his CDs now dem go say we be enemies of progress. Mscheew
RomanceRe: I Love My Wife Die! What Of U? by ashmanpolo: 11:29am On Mar 26, 2013
KINGwax: ^^
No mind the yeye guy. E still dey sweet am, e go bite am now!
Lmao. See as d guy keep belle like person wey swallow native pot
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Sayings by ashmanpolo: 10:48am On Mar 26, 2013
U compose all these things with all your MB but one naira no dey ya pocket #na suicide be your case#
CelebritiesRe: Black Face Speaks Out by ashmanpolo:
eyescue: TUFACE IS A FAILURE TO NIGERIANS
Yes indeed. Triface abi Tuface or wat ever his fucking name is is a fool and has made his entire fans and other nigerians an object of mockery. We all supported him when he was coming up with his career, buying his songs, rating him the best and now the least he could offer by leting we the fans and fellow nigerians to witness his wedding live @ home he faild. Tuface or what ever his name is is a disapointment by taking his wedding abroad. Come to think of it, he took the wedding to dubia thus creating revenue for them and indirectly making our affluent nigerian to go and spend our money there. If i may ask, is it that we dont have a nice hotel that will befit his wedding or what that he decides it to be dubai. Really, he doesnt worth to behold any good tittle from anybody that really call him or herself a true nigerian. My grate fellow Nigerian, its time we woke up! We cant continue like this. After giving an artist our support as fans he or she will back us. Tuface, will definately come home and sing another song....but ''a big fool'' shall be the name of that idiot to buy his song or evn his wedding video b'coz i kw that is what is going to be nxt point of action to suck us as usual. Truely, if what i said here is true indeed plz help me make it go viral by pasting it all over any social net work. I love you all. Mr. Frank. A.K.A Eyescue.
Charlie, have u бeen smoking 2by2 again? Yesterday night this same post, this morning again. Abi u take kparaga this early mor mor? Pls leave 2face and the choices he make. Afterall Dubai is even the worst country people like me would think of getting married in. A dey madt
CelebritiesRe: Financial Analysis Of Annie And 2face's Wedding by ashmanpolo: 5:18pm On Mar 23, 2013
So WHat? Wetin make them better pass my parents wey spend just approximately 20k do wedding. They should go and sit down joor. VANITY UPON VANITY
CelebritiesRe: Tuface, Sound Sultan & Guests Dressed For The Wedding by ashmanpolo: 11:27am On Mar 23, 2013
Good for them. Wetin concern me
CelebritiesRe: Tuface, Sound Sultan & Guests Dressed For The Wedding by ashmanpolo: 11:26am On Mar 23, 2013
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RomanceRe: Dating Before Getting Engaged: How Long? by ashmanpolo: 10:56pm On Mar 21, 2013
Omo na to open fresh thread for nikkypearl head o
RomanceWhat Would You Do If You Get Invisible For One Day? by ashmanpolo(op): 11:19am On Mar 20, 2013
For me mehn, i think i would have to visit all the banks in my area. You?
CelebritiesRe: D'banj's Younger Sister, Taiwo Engaged To Dotun Of CoolFM by ashmanpolo: 6:23am On Mar 18, 2013
D guy don hamma. One Bentley from koko master, one duplex from K-switch and compulsorily o bc dem get d money.
Their fada!!!
RomanceRe: Reverend Sister Is So Attracted To Me by ashmanpolo(op): 10:02am On Mar 16, 2013
[quote author=12 inches!]Omo...Op once in a lifetime opportunity. I believe lefool lefool is right and the story is "superstory" but then assuming it were true which I'm sure is not the case, if u miss this opportunity to slam reverend sista u will regret it. Imagine the smile on my face anytime I remember I slammed a rev sista. I don die ooo. Why won't I?[/quote]Na u geh your mouth sha
RomanceRe: Reverend Sister Is So Attracted To Me by ashmanpolo(op): 12:35pm On Mar 15, 2013
lefulefu: guy na u make up this tory.if u love ursef stop making up all this fantasy or else baba gOD GO STRIKE u with thunder huh
Ediot Thomas na u God go first kill for being skeptical. person, cretinous cretin in a demented human form coming here to type DUMB comments with a SMART phone
RomanceRe: Reverend Sister Is So Attracted To Me by ashmanpolo(op): 10:03am On Mar 15, 2013
andyanders: I dey laugh. He already committed the act and just seeking advise.
i can't believe u just made me laugh
RomanceRe: Reverend Sister Is So Attracted To Me by ashmanpolo(op): 9:20am On Mar 15, 2013
fluid26: Joeblis, why are you so agitated? Is it the economy? It must be the economy! Relax. Sip some wine...
*laf out loud*

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