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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! MORAL : Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. My prayer: May every trouble of ours become a stepping stone to our victory in Jesus name
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@terry G, with dat uniform you're wearing, pray u don't jam any army man wey don take kai-kai and igbo (monkey tail); ur body go tell you say no be by body guard something o |
[quote author=Mynd_44]That's what happens when you date kids[/quote]Mynd, how would u feel if it happens to u |
[quote author=black_panther25]That is some women for you, very impulsive. Have you spoken to her about it? Tell her you like to keep things private and she should not air it for the whole fb etc to see. Its kinda childish too[/quote]Very childish |
You know why i like nairaland? Many people here like imagining things just to see comments. OP this story is hyper-fictional plus as per a recent marriage trend Nigerian women rarely do all that |
gozie143: [img]http://2.bp..com/-zBUt1JzA-cY/UVl9v2rUTvI/AAAAAAAAAQA/2bQl2fwH_LM/s640/wiz.JPG[/img]click 'LIKE' if you think he's a small boy |
April 1 is called FOOL day after Faustin April. He was born on 1st April 1759, he did over 250 business in his life time; inherited his father's wealth but lost all his father's assets to a young girl he so loved & so everyone started calling him a father of the fools. At d age of 19 he married a 61 yrs old woman. She divorce him after a year bcoz of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now. This is my own gr8 idea to fool you in April. Lol |
Many many craze people here. The craziest one sef dey ask of picture. IDOT, BASKAAT. People like u will see someone drowning, instead of saving him first, you'll be snapping photo with dat your stupidd cheap phone |
Went to my friends house today being public holiday. To our greatest surprise two little kids were doing it LIFE under the staircase. We were all shocked!!! To me, there was this cold shivers down my spine. There was a feeling that parents in our society today aren't out of blame. There was this strong feeling that the country - Nigeria is full of crazy people. Infact a feeling that, everybody here in Nigeria is insane except me. Yes, because i really need a reassurance of sanity right now. OUR LEADERS' minds are 'Monied and oiled-up' OUR CHILDREN'S minds are getting immoral in an increaing rate. A country where young boys and girls only think about sexually related relationships; where married men refuse to retire from what they did as kids. Yes, buy your so-called girl friend recharge cards today and one crazy married man is ready to buy her a blackberry phone. A country where corruption is the necklace we wear everyday. Most of us graduated six, seven years ago but the certificate has been lying down untouched. MERIT has long been murdered at the altar of connection and God-fatherism. To avoid a protracted digression i must say that it's saddening to see little kids think about such at that tender age. What's your view? |
bestest pix i've seen on NL recently. see as Mama and Pikin look like twins. oya @OP post you and your mama make we see......?one person must get wrinkles?lol na joke i dey o |
initially i thought the topic was confusing until i clicked to see a more lenghty confusional conference |
wait o. with all dis bald-head he's just 32. this guy reduced d age period |
even this your post could be FAKE and photoshopped. kai kai man. whatever and however Kim K is the last person i'll regard as a celebrity. naaaansense |
oluwadare26: Where Jim Iyke?Did u read d topic? OP said 'The highest paid...' And not 'The craziest' |
Davido, is that the name of his album? Plus should a 20yrs old boy be thinking of girls at this age? *justCurious* |
When we stop buying his CDs now dem go say we be enemies of progress. Mscheew |
KINGwax: ^^Lmao. See as d guy keep belle like person wey swallow native pot |
U compose all these things with all your MB but one naira no dey ya pocket #na suicide be your case# |
eyescue: TUFACE IS A FAILURE TO NIGERIANSCharlie, have u бeen smoking 2by2 again? Yesterday night this same post, this morning again. Abi u take kparaga this early mor mor? Pls leave 2face and the choices he make. Afterall Dubai is even the worst country people like me would think of getting married in. A dey madt |
So WHat? Wetin make them better pass my parents wey spend just approximately 20k do wedding. They should go and sit down joor. VANITY UPON VANITY |
Good for them. Wetin concern me |
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Omo na to open fresh thread for nikkypearl head o |
For me mehn, i think i would have to visit all the banks in my area. You? |
D guy don hamma. One Bentley from koko master, one duplex from K-switch and compulsorily o bc dem get d money. Their fada!!! |
[quote author=12 inches!]Omo...Op once in a lifetime opportunity. I believe lefool lefool is right and the story is "superstory" but then assuming it were true which I'm sure is not the case, if u miss this opportunity to slam reverend sista u will regret it. Imagine the smile on my face anytime I remember I slammed a rev sista. I don die ooo. Why won't I?[/quote]Na u geh your mouth sha |
lefulefu: guy na u make up this tory.if u love ursef stop making up all this fantasy or else baba gOD GO STRIKE u with thunderEdiot Thomas na u God go first kill for being skeptical. person, cretinous cretin in a demented human form coming here to type DUMB comments with a SMART phone |
andyanders: I dey laugh. He already committed the act and just seeking advise.i can't believe u just made me laugh |
fluid26: Joeblis, why are you so agitated? Is it the economy? It must be the economy! Relax. Sip some wine...*laf out loud* |
