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vizboy: Happy sunday to all the ladies in the house. Please do well to forgive the Op for he doesnt know what he is doing.See mumu, sophisticated yeye fowl like u |
This is my own Sunday morning sermon #shikena# anybody can talk at least dem no know my face |
1. When you are busy bragging about dating a Doctor,girls your age are busy enrolling to become Doctors.. 2. When you are busy bragging that you were driving your boyfriend's car,girls your age are busy looking for the best dealer in town to buy a car with their own cash... 3. When you are busy bragging about the corner office of your boyfriend,girls your age are busy developing business plans to start their own business.. NB: Your boyfriend's money is never your own,Success is not sexually transmittted nor is wisdom & qualifications. . Stand up &work for/have your own things |
Where 2 or 3 Yoruba people are gathered IJEBU GARRI must be there. Where 2 or 3 Isoko people are gathered OGOGORO must be there. Where 2 or 3 Hausa men are gathered GWORO must be there. Where 2 or 3 Calabar people are gathered DOG MEAT (404) must be there. Then where 2 or 3 Igbo men are gathered what must be there? Answer and add yours......... |
OP dey pull our legs joor. The way he sounds i don't think he has up to 10k in his account. Lol |
[quote author=@kenyattaMoore]...or 3)figure 8 with good character. [/quote]Follow my own options goddamit# |
1) Figure 8 girl, fine but a lil bad character 2) Chinese shape as in with a flat asss and just exteremely round but a very good character. Guys what's your spec? |
your post is on point. |
[quote author=Mr..Cork]ok...so yor friend playd wit yor eyes in the shower...and?. [/quote]i don't get your question |
lokito: hahahahahaahaaaa.Lmao. i'm not telling... Lemme gi you a tip okay na the guy be the only engineering student wey i know wey do IT for police station |
...And i was in the shower as in stark nak.ed, my eyes partly covered with lather then my friend Chigozie opened the door widely and shouted APRIL FOOL - right in front of his sisters and some other friends. OMG!!! My heart disappeared Two hours later he wished he never met me all his life as he laid on that hospital bed. i got out of the bathroom with my boxers, searched for my PPEs and found this timberland boot with safety metal in front, wore it and went straight to Chigozie, my people i kicked LIFE out of his face until he was subconscious. i was kicking the face and shouting APRIL FOOL. Hehehehheehehe for one week now he has not talked to me. Hihihihi, he's a nairalander and pls if you're reading this i just have a question for you since we don't talk again. i hope you found solace in that five-combo kick? Naaansense ashmanpolo: ...And i was in the shower as in stark naked, my eyes partly covered with lather then my friend Chigozie opened the door widely and shouted APRIL FOOL - right in front of his sisters and some other friends. OMG!!! My heart disappeared |
And he has the effontery to put dat snake with one eye inside his mother? ![]() |
chiefo315: Eiyyaaa...oya go & sell your gala. the Lord is ur strength.No wahala, you go and continue smoking your normal dry shi.t The lord will soon fu.cck you up silly |
If i listen to the song on a serious monday morning like this i go get money? |
Oscar is Very very useless in this game |
Oboy make una help me see Torress o |
i taya o. i just asked a simple question because i'm skeptical about the existence of illuminati |
lil max: U nor get workNa now u de know? Small pikin, i hope your feeding bottle dey your mouth as u type dat 'U nor get work' |
according to my little research and some video tapes i have seen as per illuminati members there are no official list of Illuminati members in Nigeria however, there are names of alleged members of the Illuminati in Nigeria. List & Names Of Illuminati Members In Nigeria The alleged members of Illuminati secret cult in Nigeria are: Charly boy real name Chukwuemeka Oputa D’banj – alleged grandfather of Illuminati in Nigeria Davido Tonto Dike Wizkid Goldie Harvey Peter Okoye TB Joshua Late Dagrin – Was killed because he leaked their secret. Illuminati secret cult was founded in 1776 in Bavaria, Germany by a group of 5 elites.
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(71) IF PESIN WEY IM HAND 'DIRTY' PACK SHIT, NO BI DI SHIT DIRTY IM HAND English translation: If a man with dirty hands uses those hand to pick up feaces, it is not the feaces that got his hands dirty Context: One cannot blame circumstances for changing one's personality, values or beliefs (72) NO USE SHAME CHOP POISON English translation: Do not eat poison just because you are too shy to say no. Context: Similar to ‘No 40 - Who dares wins.’ Whenever one is afraid to take action because others might mock you, you might end up worse off. (73) WATER DON PASS GARRI English translation: The amount of water has exceeded the quantity of cassava flour in the mix Context: Referring to a situation that has spiraled out of control (74) NA THE NAME WEY DEM GIVE DOG, NA IM THE DOG DEY ANSWER English translation: A dog answers to whatever name the owner has given him Context: Similar to: ' Whoever pays the piper, dictates the tune' (75) FIRST TO DO NO DEY PAIN ...................... English translation: The first strike doesn't often hurt as much as the second Context: This proverb might be concluded thus: 'First to do no dey pain........but, second to do dey pain pass'. Similar to: 'Revenge is a dish best served cold' |
51) DOUGH MUST ENTER FIRE BEFORE E RISE English translation: Dough must be baked before it becomes bread Context: Perseverance in the face of adversity. Similar to ‘Nothing ventured, nothing gained’ (52) NAH WOMAN WEY NEVER SEE PROBLEM...NA IM DEY STILL HOLD BREAST RUN English translation: In times of trouble, if a woman still remembers to hold her breasts while running; she is not running away from a serious problem. Context: Reality check (53) IF WOMAN NO TALL, SHE MUST GET BREAST OR YANSH BECOS SHE NO FIT LOSE TWO THINGS English translation: If a woman is short, she must have a nice boobs or backside because she cant lose out in every way Context: Everyone has a redeeming feature (54) FLY WEY NO DEY HEAR WORD, GO FOLLOW DEAD BODY ENTER GRAVE English translation: The fly that refuses to listen will end up in a grave with a corpse Context: Same as ‘A word is enough for the wise’ (55) DOG WEY NO DEY HEAR IM MASTER WHISTLE GO SURELY LOST English translation: A dog that ignores its owner’s whistle will surely get lost Context: Same as ‘A word is enough for the wise’ (56) NA WHO WEAR SHOE KNOW WHERE THE SHOE DEY PAIN English translation: It is only the wearer of a shoe that knows where it pinches Context: To each his own (57) MY OWN, YOUR OWN AND OUR OWN DIFFERENT English translation: Mine, yours and ours are all different Context: To each his own (58) TEETH AND TONGUE NO DEY FIGHT O English translation: Teeth and tongue cannot have a misunderstanding Context: For a common purpose, opposites must work together (59) EYES WEY DEY CRY DEY STILL SEE ROAD English translation: Crying eyes still see the road ahead clearly Context: Life goes on (60) IF U SABI POUND, POUND FOR MORTAR.....IF NOT...POUND FOR FLOOR English translation: If you know how to pound, use the mortar, if not use the floor Context: Achieve your goal – by whatever means neccessary (61) PAM AND STILETTO NO BE MATES English translation: Flat shoes and Stiletto shoes are in different categories Context: All fingers are not equal (62) PICKIN WEY SAY IM MAMA NO GO SLEEP...IM TOO NO GO SLEEP English translation: A child who wants his mother to stay awake also has to stay awake Context: If you seek trouble, be ready for the consequences (63) MONKEY DEY WORK, BABOON DEY CHOP English translation: The monkey works while the baboon eats Context: The poor work, the rich eat (63) IF YOU BEAT PICKIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND, YOU MUST USE YOUR RIGHT HAND DRAW AM NEAR English translation: If you smack a child with your left hand, you must use your right hand to pull him close to you Context: Temper justice with mercy (64) RIVER WEY FORGET IM SOURCE GO RUN DRY English translation: A river that forgets its source will run dry. Context: same as ‘Dont forget those you met on your way up because you might meet them on your way down’ (65) MONKEY NO FINE BUT IM MAMA LIKE AM English translation: The monkey might be ugly but his mother loves him Context: Same as ‘Love is blind’ (66) SHINE YOUR EYE' NO BE CURSE English translation: 'Look properly' is not an insult Context: Dont take offence at being told to get street-smart (67) WETIN YOU DEY FIND FOR SOKOTO DEY FOR SHOKOTO English translation: Whatever you are looking for in Sokoto state is already in your trousers (shokoto) Context: The grass is NOT always greener on the other side (68) NA WHO LOOK NEW WIFE EYE, NA IM KNOW SAY SHE DEY CRY English translation: Only those who bother to look at the face of the new bride will realise that she is weeping. Context: Soldiering on in the face of distractions - Similar to 'Every man for himself' and ' See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' (69) NO BE TODAY YANSH DEY FOR BACK English translation: One's bum has always been at one's back Context: Same old story....Similar to 'There is nothing new under the sun' (70) KHAKI NO BE LEATHER English translation: Khaki fabric is not the same as leather Context: Similar to No. 61 - All fingers are not equal |
Adufaye: Pikin wey wan follow him papa get bar head,na headache go kil amℓO̲̣̣̥ℓz @bald head |
(16) WHEN PICKIN START TO ANSWER IM PAPA BACK......YOU GO KNOW SAY IM DON DEY DO THE TING WEY PAPA AND MAMA DEY DO English translation: If a child starts answering back rudely, it is likely that s/he is already indulging in ‘adult activities’ Context: Sudden bad behaviour from a child is likely to be as a result of deeper issues. (17) DEM NO DEY TELL OLD MAN SAY IM MOUTH DEY SMELL English translation: One should never tell an old man that he has bad breath Context: Always respect your elders (18) OBA NO DEY GO TRANSFER English translation: The King can never be forced off his throne Context: One’s birth right is not transferrable (19) BIG MAN JOKE NO DEY DRY English translation: A rich man’s joke is always funny Context: Same as ‘Success has many fathers, failure is an orphan’ (20) DIRTY WATER DEY QUENCH FIRE English translation: Even dirty water can put out a fire Context: Desperate times call for desperate measures – Same as ‘A drowning man will clutch at straw’ (21) WATER NO GET ENEMY English translation: Water has no enemies Context: Acceptance – some things do not need much deliberation (22) BIG YANSH NO DEY HEAVY D OWNER English translation: A heavy backside is never too heavy for its owner Context: Individuality – ‘Too each his own’ (23) FREE FOOD DEY RUN BELE English translation: Free food causes diarrhoea Context: Same as ‘There is nothing like a free lunch’ (24) WHO NO KNOW......GO KNOW English translation: The ignorant will surely gain knowledge someday Context: A reminder to the discontent. The grass IS NOT always greener on the other side. (25) OLD MAN WEY DEY CARRY SMALL GIRL NO SUPPOSE COMPLAIN WHEN D GIRL SLAP AM FOR PUBLIC English translation: If an old man likes sleeping with young girls, he should not complain when they disrespect in public Context: Self-respect. Same as ‘Familiarity breeds contempt’ (26) FARMER WEY SLEEP FOR PLANTING SEASON GO SURELY HUNGRY WHEN HARVEST COME English translation: The farmer who sleeps all through planting season should be prepared to starve when harvest season comes Context: Failure to plan is planning to fail (27) PERSON WEY BORN PICKIN DEY STILL CHOP English translation: Parents still have to eat Context: The responsibilities that come with parenthood should not stop the parents from having a life (28) NA WHO KNOW MAN DEY KILL MAN English translation: It is most likely that a killer will be known to his/her victim Context: Caution - Those closest to you are more likely to hurt you (29) MONKEY NO DEY BORN FOWL English translation: A monkey can never give birth to a fowl Context: Like begets like. Same as ‘Like father like son’ (30) BODY NO BE FIREWOOD English translation: The human body is not the same as a piece of wood Context: Humans have feelings/ limits. Same as ‘Man does not live by bread alone’ (31) IF YOU COMOT YOUR EYE MAKE YOU FOR NO SEE YOUR ENEMY, HOW YOU GO SEE YOUR FRIEND ? English translation: If you choose to pluck out your eyes because you do not want to see your enemies...How will you see your friends? Context: Same as ‘Do not cut off your nose to spite your face’ (32) COW WEY NO GET TAIL...NA GOD DEY DRIVE FLY FOR AM English translation: God drives away flies that bother the tail-less cow Context: God helps the helpless (33) ‘I WAS ONCE A BIG MAN’..........NO BE BETA TING TO HEAR English translation: ‘I was one a rich man’.......is sad to hear Context: Repeatedly recounted stories about lost wealth/ past glories is sad to hear (34) THE PERSON WEY BORROW YOU TROUSER GO ALWAYS DEY LOOK YOUR WAIST English translation: If you wear borrowed trousers, it is likely the owner of those trousers is watching them closely Context: Better be a lender than a borrower (35a) NA COCONUT TREE WEY FALL, NA IM MAKE GOAT FIT CLIMB AM English translation: It is only because the coconut tree fell that the goat was able to climb it Context: Same as 'familiarity breeds contempt' or 'How the mighty have fallen' (35b) NA CONDITION MAKE CRAYFISH BEND English translation: Extraordinary conditions made the crayfish get bent Context: Similar to No 35a (36) IF E BE LIKE SAY EVERYBODY DEY CRAZE....NA YOU DEY CRAZE ! English translation: If you feel everyone is crazy, then its is likely that you are the crazy one Context: Introspection is a good quality (37) ORDINARY FRIEND GO SAY ‘WAIT TILL MORNING’......REAL FRIEND GO SAY..’OYA, COME MAKE I FOLLOW YOU GO’ English translation: If you invite friends to accompany you on a journey/task....An ordinary friend will say ‘Let’s wait till morning’. However, a real friend will say ‘Let’s go immediately Context: A friend in need is a friend indeed (38) U NO FIT SAY MAKE PICKIN NO GET BIG TEETH ........BUT U MUST PRAY SAY D PICKIN GO GET BIG LIPS WEY GO FIT COVER THE BIG TEETH. English translation: One cannot prevent a child from becoming buck-toothed. However, one must pray that his lips are big enough to cover the teeth Context: Warning - As you lay your bed, so you shall lay on it! (39) IF U WAN ADVISE PERSON AND EVERYBODI DEY SAY – ‘LEAVE AM, LEAVE AM..NA SO IM BE’ – U GO KNOW SAY DE PERSON DON DEY CRAZE. English translation: If you attempt giving out advice to a person and everyone else warns you saying - 'Dont bother, that's the way s/he is’ - You must realise the person is beyond redemption! Context: Defending unsolicited advice OR warning one to accept a lost cause (40) IF YOU NO LET PEOPLE LAFF U, DEM GO CRY FOR YOU English translation: If you are afraid that people will mock you; then a time will come when they will find you tragic Context: Similar to ‘Who dares wins.’ Whenever one is afraid to take action because others might mock you (41) IF PERSON DEY SLEEP, D TIME WEY IM WAKE UP, NA IM DAY BREAK FOR THE PERSON. English translation: Whenever one wakes up from night sleep - is your dawn Context: Regret is futile. Whenever one decides to make an important life-changing decision change is when his/her new life begins. (42) NO BE HOW BODI DEY SCRATCH PERSON NA IM PERSON DEY SCRATCH AM English translation: You should not scratch an itch with the same ferocity you feel the itch. Context: Calm down and think rationally. Easy does it. (43) WHEN ELEPHANTS FIGHT, NA GROUND DEY SUFFER English translation: When elephants fight it is the ground that suffers Context: Warning – when the powerful fight, it is the powerless who suffer. (44) D PERSON WEY SHIT FOR GROUND FIT FORGET BUT THE PERSON WEY PACK THE SHIT NO GO EVER FORGET. English translation: When a person defecates on the floor, he might forget. However, the person who clears up after that person will never forget. Context: A reminder to an ingrate. (45) WETIN OLD PERSON FIT SIDDON SEE, SMALL PICKIN NO FIT STAND SEE. English translation: What an elder can see sitting down, a young person cannot see – even when up-standing Context: Wisdom comes with age. More often than not, elders have more experience and wisdom than the young (46) TWENTY PICKIN NO FIT PLAY TOGETHER FOR TWENTY YEARS. English translation: Twenty children cannot remain friends for twenty years Context: Childhood friendships might not last forever – that is a fact of life (47) PICKIN WEY NO LISTEN TO IM ELDERS GO USE BASKET FETCH WATER FROM RIVER ONE DAY English translation: A child who doesn't listen to his/her elders’ advice will one day use a raffia basket to fetch water from the stream. Context: A stubborn child who ignores elders’ advice will regret it in future (48) DEM NO DEY TELL BLIND MAN SAY MARKET DON CLOSE. BY THE TIME IM NO HEAR VOICES, IM GO KNOW ! English translation: You don’t need to tell an blind man that the market has closed. He can tell when he doesn’t hear any more voices. Context: Similar to: ‘A dog will always find its way home’ (49) NA WHO MARRY CRIPPLE, KNOW AS IM DEY TAKE SLEEP WITH AM! English translation: It is only a cripple’s spouse who knows how they manage to have sexual intercourse Context: Similar to ‘Where there’s a will, there’s a way’ and ‘One should not wash your dirty linen in public’ (50) WETIN CONCERN AGBERO WITH OVERLOAD ? English translation: Why should the motor-park tout worry about excess luggage? Context: Similar to ‘Oil and Water don’t mix’ |
This is practically for Nigerians abroad, trying to learn Pidgin English Somehow this is our lingua franca (1) NA WHERE DEY PAIN PERSON, NA IM PERSON DEY PUT FOR NEAR FIRE English translation: One has to treat whichever part of his/her body aches Context: Justifying drastic action. Take whatever action necessary to resolve an issue. (2) UNTIL MAN MARRY NEW WIFE, IM NO GO KNOW SAY D FIRST WIFE NA ANGEL English translation: A man will not realise his wife has good qualities until he takes a new wife Context: A reminder to the discontent. The grass IS NOT always greener on the other side. (3) IF PERSON TOO TAY FOR TOILET, IM GO FORGET SAY SHIT DEY SMELL English translation: If one spends too long in the toilet, s/he will become used to the smell. Context: Warning against complacency (4) CUNNY MAN DIE, CUNNY MAN BURY AM English translation: The man faking death was buried by the man who faked the burial Context: Same as ‘It takes a thief to catch a thief’ (5) SOFFRY, SOFFRY CATCH MONKEY English translation: With patience, one can catch an elusive monkey Context: Advising patience in one’s quest for an elusive goal. Same as ‘The patient dog eats the fattest bone’ (6) IF U TOUCH FOWL PICKIN AND IM MAMA SHOUT.....NO FEAR. BUT, IF IM MAMA QUIET, PUT THE PICKIN DOWN QUICK QUICK English translation: If you pick up a chick and the mother-hen squawks, you can keep the chick. If the mother-hen watches you silently, put the chick down immediately Context: Warning – Pick your battles carefully. (7) PERSON NO DEY BREAK GLASS FOR PARTY WEY DEM NO INVITE PERSON English translation: When you are an uninvited guest at a party, make sure you do not destroy anything. Context: Advice – do not draw attention to yourself in unfamiliar surroundings. ( ![]() YOU FIT GIVE COAT TO HOUSE BOY MAKE IM WEAR... BUT HOUSEBOY GO ALWAYS BE HOUSEBOY English translation: You can give a servant expensive garments to wear, but a servant will still behave like a servant. Context: Same as ‘You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear’ (9) EVERYDAY FOR THIEF, ONE DAY FOR THE OWNER English translation: A thief can escape being caught most of the time – but not all of the time. Context: Bad deeds will always be exposed – someday, sometime. (10) FINE GIRL BE LIKE FLOWER - EVERY BODY WANT AM. IF IM NO QUICK CHOOSE, IM BEAUTY GO FADE AND NOBODY GO WANT AM English translation: A beautiful girl is like a flower – every man wants her. However, if she is too choosy, she might miss the boat and end up alone. Context: Same as ‘It is best to strike while the iron is hot’ (11) IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND. English translation: When a girl is being courted by numerous suitors, she has to be smart or she will end up overlooking the man who would have been a good husband – and marrying someone who should have been a fling. Context: Same as ‘Strike while the iron is hot’ (12) NOBODY DEY CRY SOTAY DEM DEY FOLLOW DEAD BODY ENTER GRAVE English translation: It is very rare for a mourner to commit suicide – as proof of love for the mourned. Context: Same as ‘Life goes on......’ (13) AS WE DEY CRY FOR THE DEAD, NAH SO OUR TONGUE DEY COUNT OUR TEETH! English translation: While we mourn, we are still using our tongue to count how many teeth we have ! Context: Same as ‘Life goes on......’ (14) IF PERSON TOO TAY FOR PARTY, IM GO FOLLOW DEM WASH PLATE English translation: If one stays too long at a party, you will definitely end up assisting with the after-party clear up. Context: Same as ‘Best to leave when the ovation is at its loudest’ (15) ONE DAY, ONE DAY...BREEZE GO BLOW AND WE GO SEE FOWL YANSH English translation: One day, a strong wind will reveal the fowl’s bum Context: Nothing can remain hidden forever |
I am not a student of political history but I am a curious Nigerian and would like to know if anyone has done some socio-scientific work in comparing all the past Regimes that has ruled Nigeria but doing that within the context of the circumstances when they ruled. However, I will like to hazard a simplistic approach in comparing the previous Heads of State that have ruled Nigeria. It is by a simplistic comparison of the performance of each regime with the previous one before it, using only few key indicators that stand out as milestones. Based on that premise, I think that only the following past regimes performed better that the one preceding it; 1. Sir Abubakar Tafawa Belewa as a Civilian Head of State gave Nigerians independence and hope. This feeling of independence is far better than what existed during the Colonial regimes. There was healthy competition for development among the regions and there was remarkable advancement despite the fact that Crude oil was not a major player then. 2. General Yakubu Gowon as a Military Head of State ended the Civil war and subsequently brought peace to the nation. He constructed a number of critical infrastructures during his regime. His regime was better than that of General Aguiyi Ironsi which was short lived. 3. General Olusegun Obansanjo as a Civilian Head of State grew our foreign reserve (though some would argue that we must increase our reserve but not at the expense of investing in national development interventions). There should always be a balance between saving for the future and implementing development projects. His regime showed some promise in fighting corruption and he brought Mobile telephone system to the country which has transformed the way we communicate. Through critical infrastructure further deteriorated during his regime, his regime is far better than General Abacha’s and the short lived regime of General Abdulsalami Abubakar which preceded it. 4. President Goodluck Jonathan regime is yet over but he has shown wisdom in handling the BH issue. He made effort to de-regulate the oil industry and already additional funds have been released from the subsidy reinvestment programme for national development and despite the increase in fuel prices inflation has been at manageable levels. A number of corrupt practices by Government and other officials (some preceding the regime) came to the limelight. He has the potential to become the overall best President that has ever ruled the country, if he can fight corruption effectively, stabilize electric power supply and rehabilitate critical infrastructure and amenities in the country before 2015. |
Many many Poor men here..da faaack is wrong with y'all. How much be Rolls royce na |
i LOVE RICE Last night i dreamt i was eating a BIG pot of rice... When i woke up my pillow was gone. LoL |
Hurtful speeches are not inevitable even though they could dissipate the internal heats between both parties. Nonetheless, for the sake of love and the rigmaroles behind the driving force of this love, certain blickers form over our eyes when we here these speeches to a point that the only panacea to make peace reign in that house is to condone them and finally embrace your better half as long as he/she is prone to penitence. |
Mine: Belgium, Philippines, Peru, Turkey, Belize, Yemen, Mexico, chile, Morocco, Sweden , United Kingdom, Republic of the Congo, Greece, Egypt, Niger, Toro, Brunei, Cyprus, Montenegro, Burundi, Benin, Togo, Niger, Czech Republic. |
i'm so bored today, who wanna play as topics in the FP self taya person. Oya play and win 1500 card ASAP. 10mins
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Congratz to you inyanya. It's not easy at all especially from a man that is wallowing between being a musician and a bouncer. |
[/quote]Follow my own options goddamit#
[/quote]i don't get your question
