₦airaland Forum

LearnITsmash:
The most silly cover I have ever seen, trust Nigerians to always do trash

masterP042:
No be lie at all, I can relate to that. When a new parish in a zone was created, they made my parents head of the parish, my parents practically bought all the equipment, like band, mic, amp, and even few chairs. Yet, all the money being generated from church is being remitted to the area every Sunday. Christianity in Nigeria is another dimension of slavery. Monkey dey work baboon dey chop

tiffanyfan:
That's very nice of you your highness, pls send it to the orphanage.

chenzen:
lol... now that's wat am talking about. I av a package for u

chenzen:
...and who re u? any I.D or idea?

chenzen:
and who re u?... did u ask about me around here or u re just an ignorant newbie?

chenzen:
Just like Sir Alex Ferguson of Manchester United... I am Sir Chenzen, the king of Nairaland! FYI

Fountainofyouth:
Sad really, that a question like this can be asked in this 21st century, and they say mothers of old did a good job training children, it seems the training was reserved for ladies and few sane men.

RedCreme21:
the ratio of the lies ladies tell to guys is 1:3
From the moment the guy approaches the lady he uses..um..less than truthful words.
The difference though is that ladies are skill. One lie and she's got the guy hooked.

Riele:
So true .

They know it's true hence the bashing .

dominique:
Low self-esteemed men, steer clear of established, achieving women. Last I checked, village mgbekes are still very much available. If you're threatened by a PhD holder, go for an NCE or OND holder. Who are you to decide what level of education a lady should attain?

Factfinder1:
Besides money... Many Nigerian Men have absolutely nothing to offer in a relationship!


You can argue that money is important, yes it is no doubt but what will I use your money to do when I have mine too? (actually alot, even it means dashing it out) but the point is I can make my own money too.

Many men lack home training, no character. Cannot save, invest, socialize, take care of the home front. Are domestic aliens.

Poor sexual givers. Very selfish in bed.

The list is long. Society conditioned our men to think that the best gift they can offer their wives is money...

In 18th century, Probably yes but not today. Women work and earn even much more than men . Many homes today have women as breadwinners.

Some of you men are dream killers. Don't know how to build a woman. You will see a single girl doing so well but will go zero after getting married because the man's ego is too fragile to accommodate his wife's success.

Money is good, but if that is all you have to offer in a marital union then I am afraid, you are not qualified to be married!

Stop commodifying our women! We are too expensive to be bought with money!

You can be handsome, rich, educated, domesticated, intelligent, sociable and still be a good husband! You can be all. Stop giving excuses.

I forgot to add, some of these men don't even have money, yet they don't have character as well!

And again... Any woman that will opt for money alone... Don't cry wolf when your life becomes miserable.

pansophist:
Instead of asking directly "where have all the good men gone", you paraphrased it with "what do men offer in a relationship"? Lol.

Well, men are leaving their traditional duty of being providers, putting a woman first, being the expendable and sacrificial lamb, and now, are treating women like an equal partner, not expect her to just show up, but show up with something. At least for me.

If you want a rich man, you have to be rich too, educated if you want an educated man. Being a woman is not enough anymore, afterall, women go for "real men", we also want "real women, not a woman-child that we should be responsible for.

raumdeuter:
To show off to the unfortunate ones in the village

Those ones that God picked their call and granted their wish to escape from the East will go back to brag to their less fortunate ones

Leaving East especially for Southwest is a status symbol.
Go to anywhere in the east and tell any babe that I will take you to Lagos

That is the most potent toasting line

nlPoster:
Bro, this misinformation won't prevent immigration. People are on ground with cameras, video equipment, etc.

And there are nairaland threads saying the opposite of your post.

Erediauwa:
Ronaldo is just like one Yahaya Bello of Kogi FC....

They only know how to steal people's goals (VOTES) and then take off their shirts and jump like a monkey that wants to fornicate at the corner flank.

May God continually bless our King, MESSI.

Officialgarri:
Very hungry to score ready made goals rather than work for it.
No sense of team work, always thinking football revolves round his k-leg.

I remember Messi working a goal for Suarez when he could have scored himself.

Afam4eva:
I was actually impressed by Akure when i went there. Definitely not what i imagined. It's similar to what you get in places such as ENUGU and Calabar.

rex444:
and she's actually cute ..... different people different opinion

funmisticqueen:
it is like marriage substance two digits from your IQ every week,by Christmas you will be posting like ilamina.

maynation:
I know.

Pettyprincess:
Guys here are funny ,Did she put a gun on your head to spend on her? Any small thing you will come here nd open thread like you the first person to spend on a girl mtchew.
The girl sef f**kup!!! Date financial buoyant guy that wnt be opening thread every 24/7 bcus of 2k they won't hear!!! This what happens when you dating so called broke alpha male!!!
Rubbish!!!!

maynation:
Can she give you 1k too?

This means she only asked you for just 1k?
You are a piece of shyt and a lifeless broke ass.

Please give me her number, she deserves an apology.


You even mentioned your fellow broke faggvts.

Ubunja??


Nairaland and her wannabe alpha males, broke deranged humans feeding on young naive smallies.

Pettyprincess:
Wow!!! Abi na
Life is too short to be carrying guy matter for head!!! As long as you don't stop spending nd performing your duty as a husband,you can continue your cheating outside while I lock mine simple as ABC!!!

tillaman:
then how on earth can a man be romantic, he said he wished she was with him and lots more she got pissed, some one tells you he misses you,you get mad
Is it Until he quotes the whole Shakespeare or those wanna be Edgar Poe that turns you people on

jackals:
Shut up. Why can't he love me?

You think a man will spend if he don't love?

And what's the escence of the relationship if he don't spend on me?

Somehow

jackals:
Shut up. Why can't he love me?

You think a man will spend if he don't love?

And what's the escence of the relationship if he don't spend on me?

Somehow