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SportsRe: Dalung Wants Amuneke For Super Eagles Job! by asunaobi(m): 12:28am On Nov 26, 2021
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kenzysmith:
No we need a forigen coach amineke should be drafted in as his assistant Late keshi started as an assistant and learn what is stopping amunike from doing the same D era of choosing only igbos players should not be repeated, the era of collecting money from players to feature in nation cup and world cup will not be condone. For 2 consercutive afcon local coaches failed to qualify us na worldcup. Nigerians keep making mistake genort has done well he has diliver in terms of qualification. Joachim low and fabio cappello even zindane is available
Go and stand in front of the mirror and let yourself know how far still you have to go to rediscover yourself.
CelebritiesRe: Snake Invasion: Don Jazzy Shows Nigerians Alternative Way Of Using The Toilet by asunaobi(m): 12:18am On Nov 26, 2021
Hey guys! Our so called university engineering students should do a research how these snakes enter the toilet system and develop a protection to stop that from happening. Put on your thinking caps, not everything that is a joke.
EducationRe: Please, How Can I Improve My Spoken English? by asunaobi(m): 1:36am On Oct 17, 2021
Saneesk:
Nairalanders please i need suggestions as to how i can improve my ospoken English to absolute fluency.
You dont have to! it is not your language. Worry more about how to speak your language fluently. Lots of English people cannot even spell, so why worry. Think more technically and scientifically....how electricity really works. how engines work. how electronics work. how come you can talk to someone far distant away. how come you and I can chat even though we are on the other side of the world. Many Russians, Asians and French don't speak English but look at amazing things they do.
HealthRe: My Right Eyelid Is Moving Uncontrollably by asunaobi(m): 2:43am On Sep 11, 2021
10 Causes of Eye Twitching

Involuntary and repetitive eyelid spasms or blepharospasms happen for many reasons, and almost everyone will experience them at some point. Most of the time, they are not problematic and easy to control. In rare cases, however, blepharospasms can be a sign of a brain or nerve disorder.

Causes:
* Alcohol intake.
* Bright light.
* Caffeine excess.
* Fatigue.
* Irritation of the eye surface or inner eyelids.
* Smoking.
* Stress.
* Wind or air pollution.
Car TalkRe: My Car Is Killing Me. Please Help Me Before It Finishes Me. by asunaobi(m): 10:21am On Sep 08, 2021
If the water pump and radiator fan are working ok and it still over heats. Chances are your car still have radiator thermostat. Tell the mechanic to take the radiator thermostat out. It is not required in tropical climate. It takes only 5mins to do that.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Deploy Robots, Artificial Intelligence To Fight Criminals – Senate by asunaobi(m): 9:01am On Jul 16, 2021
Nigerian Government news; Nigeria to deploy! blah blah blah.... Never happen!

America/Europe/Asia ( Real men news ) ; We have just deployed ..... ..Job done!
PoliticsRe: General Ibrahim Attahiru's Burial In Pictures (Videos) by asunaobi(m): 11:01pm On May 22, 2021
Paragon311:
May their Souls rest in perfect peace.


Hope this wasn't planned...

Nigeria politics is damn too dirty.
Which souls? Do Nigeria leaders have souls?
PoliticsRe: Igbo Presidency: El-rufai’s Assertion Idiotic, Laughable – Ohanaeze by asunaobi(m): 11:09pm On May 07, 2021
Hahaha...The God of Presidency and human right. I may also think that you are the God of the air we breathe to be alive.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Huge Python I Killed This Night by asunaobi(m): 2:55am On Apr 10, 2021
Ifesinachi22:
I was coming back from where i went to this night, and was playing music on my phone. Suddenly i heard one kind of noise by the road side. I stopped the music and put on the phone's light. Lo and behold the biggest snake i have ever seen in my entire life. I reached for a huge stick i saw in a split second and hit the head, it ran and i followed inside the bush. I was able to locate it inside the bush some minutes later and killed it. The first hit got it really bad
Sound of your car + sound of the music you were playing. You still heard the sound the python was playing? Hahaha...the python must be playing louder music then on full volume. Not doubting ! but howhuh
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Should Accept Jesus Christ Now by asunaobi(m): 8:50am On Apr 04, 2021
[quote author=annyplenty post=100470947]There you go with another abuse. Give your life to Jesus Christ!

Can you please shut the Bleep up! Get your lazy ass up and learn something to earn a living and live a good peaceful loving life.
PoliticsRe: Check Out Road Projects By Governor Yahaya Bello In Kogi by asunaobi(m): 7:24am On Apr 04, 2021
Total disgrace! A nation of highly educated people, we still award road construction works to Chinese. Shame on you all. Look at all the brainless lazy retards following a Chinese man as their god. Big fools with chicken brains. That's why they cant create opportunities for job creation. The poor chinese man in china is living like king among retards. Our president gets sick, he runs overseas for treatment. In essence what you people are saying is that we are sub human beings with no brain. Every year you fools will celebrate independence whereas you fools are 100 percent dependent on other people for every thing to live.

In theory the only people that are suppose to celebrate independence are the Europeans and Asians. They produce and make everything for themselves and the world.
PoliticsRe: Check Out Road Projects By Governor Yahaya Bello In Kogi by asunaobi(m): 7:09am On Apr 04, 2021
Total disgrace! A nation of highly educated people, we still award road construction works to Chinese. Shame on you all. Look at all the brainless lazy retards following a Chinese man as their god. Big fools with chicken brains. That's why they cant create opportunities for job creation. The poor chinese man in china is living like king among retards.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: We Won’t Allow Vast Majority Of Our People Suffer by asunaobi(m): 10:00am On Mar 26, 2021
Hahaha...They will suffer but not vast majority. Come on Nigeria ! Haven't we grown past this kind of mediocrity? This is not good enough.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala: I Was Surprised Trump Blocked My WTO Job by asunaobi(m): 9:04am On Feb 16, 2021
Mental illness is a big problem in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala: I Was Surprised Trump Blocked My WTO Job by asunaobi(m): 8:57am On Feb 16, 2021
LagosInter:
Madam that pic there is sub par. See where she placed her lappy.

The table is of low quality.

Again please, you are no longer the finance minister of Naija, kindly start wearing suits.

Thanks and congrats.
Fool! What matters is what she have upstairs. Suit is not African attire. You need to be de -brainwashed.
HealthRe: 5 Igbo Nigerian Men Die In New Delhi, India Within A Week by asunaobi(m): 9:47pm On Feb 07, 2021
Righteousness2:
Condolences

That's the Mystery of Life..
A Bustling and Healthy human full of life now could be lying lifeless in the next Moment.

Approximately,
2 People Die each secs
100 each minute
6000 every hour
150,000 every day
4,700,000 each Month
56,000,000 each year

The Saddest Part is that So many are Departing without JESUS. It's so sad because Departing without a Genuie Relationship with JESUS is into Weeping,Gnashing of teeth, Scratching, Crying, Regrets and Wailing in Hell!

Only the Living has an opportunity to make Amends..
Now is the time For Repentance
Now is the time to Cry out to GOD For Mercy so as to avoid Crying and Wailing in Regrets and Pains,
Now is the Moment to do away with all Forms of evil, Worldliness and Foolishness.
Now is the time to Surrender Completely to JESUS.

May GOD ALMIGHTY Open our eyes to see, know and Understand these things.
How do you know they departed without knowing Jesus? Do you know Jesus? Do you live in their hearts? Fool ! You just made yourself the Judge of human beings.
SportsRe: Samuel Chukwueze Undergoes Successful Groin Surgery In Germany (Photo) by asunaobi(m): 11:23pm On Feb 05, 2021
bigcasava1:
The witches in Nigeria wants to end ur career. It will never be well for them
There is nothing like witches! If you change your thinking and how you see life, work hard you will excel. Challenges are part of life and it exist every where to every one. You just have to keep on pushing no matter the obstacles you face, its normal.

Stop believing in things Lazy people looking for excuses made up.
PoliticsRe: Orlu Clash: Nnamdi Kanu Orders ESN Operatives To Cease Fire, Return To Forests by asunaobi(m): 9:23am On Jan 29, 2021
favor914:
They should go to Cameroon, Gabon, or Equatorial Guinea (Biafra) & operate there, they are persona non grata in Nigeria, show the license given to those criminals to operate in Nigeria?, Go away no one asked for anything from them, the land they are shouting about is in the custody of the Governor, that is Nigerian law. The Governors have never heard of ESN, They should Please leave us in Nigeria in peace, is it my force to guard someone? Thieves that are worse than the people they are purporting to complain about.
I don't get it! Do you mean Fulani herdsmen , Boko haram or both? If your answer is 'Yes' Then you are right.
PoliticsRe: Orlu Clash: Nnamdi Kanu Orders ESN Operatives To Cease Fire, Return To Forests by asunaobi(m): 8:56am On Jan 29, 2021
favor914:
Why dwell in the forest those ESN Criminals? Why not go & get proper accommodation like regular law abiding citizens? Although we know that ipob & ESN are far from law abiding?, perceived internet outlaws.
I don't support any act of violence or war. But what do you mean by law abiding citizen? Is there any law abiding citizen in Nigeria?

There is this saying that When poor people are oppressed and taken advantage of, it is called business. But when oppressed people stand up to defend themselves, it is called violence.
PoliticsRe: Orlu Clash: Nnamdi Kanu Orders ESN Operatives To Cease Fire, Return To Forests by asunaobi(m): 8:42am On Jan 29, 2021
Why haven't Nigerian Army used those helicopters and surveillance Aircraft ever since to fish out and deal with Boko Haram terrorists? I small something fishy here. I hate war though and would not wish any other war on our Mother land Nigeria.
HealthRe: Guys Please What Kind Of Growth Is This?! by asunaobi(m): 11:45pm On Jan 15, 2021
Looks like Wart. You can burn it off with Liquid Nitrogen if you have some.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Impeached For The Second Time. by asunaobi(m): 6:23am On Jan 14, 2021
CBARRY1:
Such a sorrowful ending.
Yep! Pride goes before a fall.
HealthRe: Why Nigeria Cannot Produce COVID-19 Vaccines – Faisal Shuaib by asunaobi(m): 3:33am On Jan 12, 2021
Story Story Story everyday ooo..
No power for the house
No fuel for my generator
No good roads
No Jobs

The list goes on and on and on.

Excuse specialists! There is always an excuse for under performance.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Capitol: Police Arrest Man Who Sat On House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi's Desk by asunaobi(m): 1:46am On Jan 09, 2021
Where is Nollywood? There must be movie on this. Top Actor = Donald ( If you add Trump na you sabi)
We don't have to think of the title ( Capitol Hill Invasion )

Please make sure I am paid for this when the movie is out because this is my creative idea.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Joshua Iginla 34 Prophecies For 2021 by asunaobi(m): 7:40am On Jan 04, 2021
This man and other sick people in Nigeria like him should see psychiatrics for medications please ! A lot of negative stupid people in Nigeria. That's not helping us at all.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Pushed Georgia Officials To "Find Votes" To Tilt Election by asunaobi(m): 12:36am On Jan 04, 2021
I have sympathy for him to be honest. He is in a 'Shit Hole'

The law of the universe;

Watch what you wish for others because it will soon happen to you.
AutosRe: Three Bedroom Apartment For Sale@N6m by asunaobi(m): 3:52am On Nov 14, 2020
Am very keen but you have to upload photos.
PoliticsRe: Africa Day 2020: President Buhari Preaches Peace Across The Continent by asunaobi(m): 11:49pm On May 25, 2020
Everyone is talking about crime , crime! No one is talking about JUSTICE. Got that?
FoodRe: Long Cobra Killed At Our Backyard This Morning After Eating 6 Chicken Eggs by asunaobi(m): 3:13am On Apr 26, 2020
The owner of this site should do something about what people post here. What ever that is posted here contribute to define Nigeria ( Africa ). When people that are not Nigerians see these disturbing images, they understand and interpret them differently. All these contribute to the bad and in human treatment of Nigerians and Africans overseas.
HealthRe: COVID-19 In Ecuador: Cardboard Coffins, Over 100 Bodies Litter The Streets by asunaobi(m): 4:45am On Apr 08, 2020
Niggmatic:
You are very foolish.
He is not foolish. You are the damn cunt ass with coconut brain. Africans don't know that they are the smartest of all. The best blessed continent by God is African continent.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by asunaobi(m): 6:32am On Mar 27, 2020
Hahaha.. People of low logic being deceived again. No one asked why he didn't stop it in the first place from happening and killing people. My people embrace technology so we can uplift our lives just like Europeans and Asians did. That suffer suffer for world enjoy for heaven don do abeg!
PoliticsRe: Father Mbaka Performs Spiritual ‘Cleansing’ In Governor Uzodinma’s Office In Imo by asunaobi(m): 12:25am On Jan 18, 2020
If you colonize people's mind you colonize them for a very long time if not forever....Manny

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