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Zonefree:
I'll rather be a palm tree forever than to be a woman just a day!

Tueh!

This vawulense is rated 🔞
Proceed with caution

Tbh I never want to be a woman even for a minute abeg . I no won talk pass like this

If this is true .. then it must surely be jazz
It's either you have been charmed or you are very excellent in SIMPing

Dont let those redpill comrades see this or you'll end up beating her again because of the vawlence they'll unleash on you on this platform 😂😂😂

But wait o ...bride proce 2k 🤔
Omo I used to think it's like 200k - 1m or sth very expensive 😂😂😂

yomi007k:


Jobless thing. You aint got a job.

If you have ever worked then you will respect anyone who has a legitimate job in this economy.

Be gone.

She has a job (if prostitution can be classified as a job sha )
😂. Cheers bro
As far as it's legit hustle ... dont mind that evening newspaper

Albertone:
I also find it difficult to talk to the opposite sex. I have overcome the anxiety but I still have two major problems.
1. I have discolored and mal-aligned teeth which drops my confidence (Dentist said braces alone is 600k).

2. I am not a conversationalist. I don't know how to do small talk. I usually have nothing to say except exchange of pleasantries.

I'm still a university student though.

Embrace your imperfections bro ... I'm like you ( @ the bolded ) I dont know if its associated with introversion tho . I also have funny looking teeth too but I dont care. After all it's not like you go about smiling like someone that just hit a $10m jackpot
Try to whiten your teeth a bit and move on with your life . Feels good to be natural
Mine is a bit complicated since I have ADHD. Most people around me think I'm nuts or something. Since I live alone and barely speak to anyone apart from greetings

Weird is cool bro

Modified : and find God ... the anxiety part will be settled once you learn to trust in him

Jesus is the ONLY way ❤

Since it's just MJ you're good .. just abstain fully from it
Nothing dey for drugs .. they give you short term pleasure and take a huge part of your life force.

You'll feel very depressed and short tempered when you quit first ( if you're addicted)

I don take almost every drug and I don see say nothing dey am

Jesus is the ONLY way 🤗

omojesu202:
The urge has finally died but I'm still scared.
Smoked my last stick on 31st December 2022.
This is the highest I've gone in over 10 years.

No .. still be careful and watchful
I once quit smoking for 2 months only to resume heavily .
Took my last stick on the 1st of this year . I plan to make it forever by God's grace

Tip: avoid your friends that smoke

ThiagoKid:
"My girlfriend called me from office to come and fetch bathing water for her. I had to do it for peace to reign."

"I don't want any rancor between my wife, and i, so i had to beg her for sex. I did it to allow peace to reign."

"I had to watch all the dishes in the kitchen to allow peace to reign. I dont want my wife to wake up, and be shouting."

The abovementioned phrases are nonsensical and insha allah! Wtf?
See bro, if your wife doesn't want peace herself, why don't you take the vawulence back to her? Abi iro palapala wo niyen?

Why can't she allow peace to reign by compromising on her stand? Why must it be you? Osheeey, peacesetter.

See, i already preinformed my wife that:
If she nag, i'm sending her back to her father's house.
If she cheat, to her father's house
If she discomfort my mom/siblings, to her father's house.

I'm doing you a favour getting married to you. So?

Peace ko, wee-wee ni!

Comrade ... your title don burst my brain 😂😂
UNINVOLVED IN PEACE

StrongAlphMale:
Igbo girls are parasites in nature. I know what I'm saying bro.

Regardless of tribe, Nigeria girls should be banged, dump her and move on

Comrade ...go into the world and unleash vawulense 🔭📡

JackDaAlienz:
Brooooo, I'm so fucking done with Igbo girls, I'm Igbo but to be honest Igbo girls are very decieving like snakes.
I'm tired of playing stupid childish manipulative games.
I spent some years in eastern Europe, over there it was very easy for me to date white girls.
If white girl love you, she will make things easy. I enjoyed girls over there

Since I came back to Nigeria I stay down in the east.
My experience with igbo girls have been a total mindfuck.
She will like you but play very hard to get, she will give greenlight when you approach her she begin to snob or act unitrested. Like wtf??
That brings me to what really pain me is the Sex.
Igbo girls see sex as money transactions
The white girls give you sex freely if they love you.
Igbo girl will love you and still use sex as bargaining tool for money or gifts.
Igbo girls motto is "No money No Sex"

First of all welcome to Nigeria bro ... that's how almost all of them behave... but I think igbo girls are a bit more materialistic than others
Before you insult me .. I'm an igbo guy
I remember ghosting one igbo girl within one month of the relationship back then.

But that's how almost all of them are these days sha
Regardless of tribe

ChizzyBuna:
I paid a girl 5k after knacking her well but I feel cheated on.
The girl just lie down raise leg, I was doing all the work. I was sweating profusely knacking from different angles while she was just lying down and moaning in estacy. If I try to rest she will complain that why did I stop when she was about to cum.
Last last I feel cheated, because the girl enjoy the sex pass me and I still pay her.
I really feel like I was robbed

Nobody forced you.....Stop fornication

Jennyclay:
Woman beater!

List the things you've even done for her that make you have the thought of slapping her? Have you spent up to #1 billion on her?

When you keep giving her chicken change like 1k, 3k, 5k, why won't she disrespect you .

Biko, up your game, don't be a stingy ko ko boyfriend! Shior!

You always try to be very foolish .. has your father spent up to 1 billion on your mother ?? So he should play mugu for her fake respect??
I dont blame you ...na poor hungry girls dey think the way you think.

Evening newspaper is awaiting you if you continue this mentality. Thief

Jennyclay:
Nigerian men are always quick to raise their filthy hands on women at any slightest provocation . Bunch of Animals!!

The stupid man should be sentenced to death immediately! He should serve as a scape goat to other woman beater out there! Nonsense!!

Disgusting and irritating men!

I hope your dad and father are foreigners...
What about those women that stab their husbands ?
Fish brain

Hatrick01:
I regret doing all i ve done to make this girl happy.

I thought doing that will make her respect not knowing that the reverse is the case.

Imagine, just bcause i ve been playing with this girl for long, she no longer respects me again.

She now walks out of me while i am still talking, and i hates that which she already knew.
I told her that i will slap her one day but she told me that me and her know that i coulnt lay my hands on a defenceless girl.

If i get angry and decide not to give her attention again, she will burst into tears (which i now believes its fake) and my heart will be filled with pity.
I would then forgive her.

But tomorrow she will still repeat thesame thing.

Pls, how do i make her respect me once agan cuz its obvious i ve lost my self esteem.

once you start taking disrespect from a woman .. she will always continue . You better end the relationship and find better things to do than to stay with her while she keeps triggering you. A woman that loves you and doesn't want to lose you wont trigger you. It's her loss , most girls are very disrespectful these days.

Run away from people that bring the madness
madness out of you - embrace people that bring the creativity in you.
God help you

where are those Tinubu boys again ? I need them to defend him on this one 😂😂😂
I'm beginning to like him and APC tho .... they should create a circus and forget about campaigns and elections

I need an article on how to make legit 6 digits bro not this female crap

Kobojunkie:
1. What gives you the impression that the evidence for her case has not already been logged with the court?

2. She is a partner In a relationship. Did she put a gun to the man's head?

How will the evidence be 😂
I mean evidence that he promised her all that stuff??

Is relationship a business or a job ? Partner kor partners nii 😂
The way you're defending your unknown sister sha

Kobojunkie:
Not in a court of law. https://www.pandadoc.com/ask/are-verbal-contracts-and-agreements-legally-binding/#:~:text=Is%20a%20verbal%20contract%20binding,and%20seek%20professional%20legal%20advice.

Let her bring evidence of the promise ..
This shouldn't
Even be in the court in the first place.. she's a thief that wants to reap where she didn't sow

Kobojunkie:
You will be shocked she may actually win her case against the man..

it will be a clown show then
Promises are just words

Lalami3232:
I think everyone has a choice, irrespective of how society makes it feel. E get the way you go take invest in your life eeh, some categories of men no fit even approach you as a woman.
Just look at Cupppy for instance, not all guys fit approach her because she don pass some level of guys. No be say guys won't try oooo, dem go try to wan get her but they can't because her level don too upgrade pass opening legs for common ruffians.
So every woman get choice, but that choice is only activated if you invest positively into yourself and not relying on men to help you.
Take it or leave it eeh, if a girl get 100M for account, she won't want to associate with men lower than her. So in essence, dem get choice if dem invest in themselves.

How did cuppy later end ?? Anthony Josh other Nigerian guys used and dumped her.
Shes now dating a white guy she helped to open a mechanical workshop for 😂. I'm sure he's just there for her money because most Nigerian women dont match the beauty standards in the west ( or white people )

Sixfeetbelle:
Stop saying such rubbish.

Stop talking like an illiterate.

Just stop.

Painnnnnnnnnnn😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂

Sixfeetbelle:
We don't need you to pity us.

Infact, we don't need you guys to pity us, but you do it anyway

Just tell your sisters to stop crying everywhere about the scarcity of men .. bye

DaddyCash:
If you are a woman hater, I pity your mother because you don't even know where you came out from.

I'm not a woman hater .. I have a mother and a sister and 2 grandmas

BlackMan6969:
Guy, the thing tire me o. So, we should put a bitch on pay-roll, cos we dating.

Dating is a two way thing .. it benefits both parties
Lily kor rose nii
I'm sorry to say this but OP is a fool for making this post

imagrg:
The way men cast aspersions on women whenever they make demands from them is selfish and unacceptable.

Ladies are like lilies, you need to tend and care for it to make it blossom.

Let her feel you care.

So relationship is a job ..??
Kai men don go sha

Good comrade... say no to criminals

This is why I dont pity the evening newspapers...
Oboy enjoy yourself and your money jare. Let her go and find a president to marry her

What scares me is falling out ...I do not have the ability to get emotionally attached to a woman that's not my mum .. so I can easily fall out

Lmao ... she should be jailed for wasting the judge's time ...
Let her bring evidence 😂

Try and be superhuman. No time
Choose who chooses you

She don see say husband hard to find outside ...
Later they'll say marriage isn't a woman greatest achievement.. Bulls**t 😂

I'm here to read lies