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davidluv:
I have oraimo free pods 3 up for grabs. I'll give you awwoof price with extra accessories. I just upgraded to freepods pro.

How much ?

toxtimmy:
Look inside the place where the sun never shines...now put your head inside, take a deep sniff... Do you feel better now? Better still take a video while you follow m you instruction above and send to your fellow ritualists..

You like stay in nairaland dey wait... Na you you location I dey come... You are finished and if you.like use all your data on here I go squeeze all the evil out f you and feed you the evil that comes out of you.

Nice essay girlie

Toxtimmy over to you
Na me and you for this nl

imagrg:
Una nor go leave my toxitimmy alone jeje?

She only fires back at women haters.

I only knew she was a lady from her bitterness

toxtimmy:
i'm coming for you... if you like shout phone phone phone, i am coming for you... my contribution to nigeria is to take out a ritualist like you... if you like hide under your bed i will find you... you are done.

Bring food abeg... with 2 cold malt

Ballzproblemm:
tell that to Nigeria girls relationship is a poverty alleviation scheme as their father failed in life

Calm down comrade

toxtimmy:
You are serial ritualist with a fetish for anything that have holes even a goat, dog, rat, pig... You can't hide anymore as I'm after you.

Ritualist like you will always mention god in everything you do...despicable and you will be brought to the market Square for public flogging...

Just return his phone
You can rant all you like

Seunwere:
Nairaland just dey ban people like a dictator without no reason. Let member know why u ban dem. How do u correct people wen dey don't even know wat happen. Create window for members to apologise lf dey can or go ahead wit d ban if dey don't feel remorseful make una no dey act like abacha.. Omo no better person for dis country give dem power u go see dere true color. Take action and correct dis abnormality. Rubbish

I thought it was only me

FarmTech:
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It takes courage. I'm not the fearful type oo.

Ok sir

FarmTech:
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Practice makes perfect. And remember not to panick.

Do you work in a circus
If you see a bear in real life all those tactics will vanish
Your body will engage it fight or flee response automatically

And how the hell can you survive a train accident that way
You'll be in heaven even before you know you're dead

When your salary starts coming be careful...
They'll come with fake affection...

The lessons

mmadu5:
I made a post some years back about a girl I met

Go and read it
https://www.nairaland.com/5353790/nigerian-girls-hungry/5


It seems nothing has changed really . ..

They are worse everyday . Yesterday the girl I met on Facebook stole my phone after eating my food and drinking my . . Anyways I will update this thread soon with the gist

Toxtimmy .. why la
Kindly return op phone before the wrath of God fall on you

On the bright side the number of fools in this planet is -1

toxtimmy:
I found out from your village the official title you were given at birth is "chief ritualist" ... My job is to catch you and put your selfie on here and make sure type and kind never exit... You can run but can't hide as your stink stinks

Fish brain
Where you won see my selfie na

Damn
Sorry bro
Why not get a lil side hustle bro

When the time comes... you won't even remember this crap

Toxtimmy where art though... I think you're the culprit here cause you're one very bitter girl

It all depends on how you live your life
Only God can decide that ...

Apart from love alone.. friendships too

You won't know who actually likes you or who just wants your money

The part where she said "maybe I didn't see the chat " got me
But she's now seeing these ones ba ??

Guy you deserve a bottle of cold malt tbh

Redpillers over to you

Wealthbrain22:
Lol why are they hissing at you

Them gimme body and I choosed not to reciprocate
Them con dey vex .. me nor send na
Make all of them dey

toxtimmy:
Look inside the place in your back where the sun never shines... Now stick your head inside... How do you feel now?

That's where you should be staying now onwards... Close your left eye is you understand...else stand on your toe if you don't understand.

Lookup iron lady on Twitter
Soon we will be roasting you like that too
Just chill ma'am

mmadu5:
OK so i met this girl 3 days ago today we went out for a date we got to the place she started saying she's feeling hungry and want to order food I told her to hold on a bit I'm thinking of leaving her here and leave I hate this kind of rubbish . why can't these girls respect their self for once . must you girls order food every time you go out with a guy I need advice on what to do now cos I can't spend 1800 for Food on this girl just like that

Your reward is in heaven sir

Mayday mayday mayday ... Another feminist down
I repeat another feminist down

Still won't stop the divorce from coming two years later

toxtimmy:
Your problem needs to be studied in a lab ... I weep for the fowl and dogs in your street... You will b clipped soon, very soon as I'm going to expose you for what shite you are.

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I'm patiently waiting ma

Wealthbrain22:
Why are women obsessed with getting the attention of a “fine man” or a “rich man” and if they see you as one and you’re in their space and they stare at you for ten seconds and you don’t reciprocate The attention they start hissing like snakes? Shey is by force to want you back that you’re trying to make me go deaf with hissing like that would make me automatically like you back? If they say that gender is dumb and has fish brain they will pick offense.

One idiot that was nice to me anytime I visit her oga shop , I decided to start playing with her since she was nice enough, but it’s like the fish brain took it the wrong way and started giving me attitude out of nowhere, so I stopped giving the fool attention because I’m a king and no fool will disrespect me, now anytime I visit their shop this mumu will be hissing like a snake while staring at her father, idiot shey you think is every man that is a simp?

Useless gender, giving a man bad attitude all because he was nice to you, nonsense

I wish the girls in my compound can see this
They suddenly treating me like an enemy

toxtimmy:
Small mind, small man, small wille, no vision.... I've seen your type and they all have the same ending.. Even the fowl and goat for your street you see as woman when dey arouse you...at this rate even snake mouth you go put your willie inside.

I dont do women ... yesterday made it one year I broke up
Single and happy since then

I wish my gender can decide to stay on their own ... make we see who hunger , homelessness and tatteredness go kill pass

toxtimmy:
People like you wen they catch una for una evil una dey do every day... There is no need to do una anything but simply cut una tongue and fingers...your time dey come , it's very near,very very near.

Cry more
I like seeing bitter lil girls

Better change and apply my siggy to your lifestyle

Wittyglam:
No

Ok cool

Google search "yabaleft"
Then use Google map to locate it
Tell them to admit you for 6 months .... you'll be fine

Apply my siggy to your life while you're there

You're welcome in advance