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RomanceRe: NGN100,000 Naira (100k) To Be Transfered If You Date Siofra & SHOW Prooff!! by Autobot05: 4:50pm On Nov 19, 2022
DaddyCK:

Our Mission: To finally help Siofra a partner before end of next year

This is the biggest challenge of nairaland for both males and females who will date Siofra for minimum 2 week but must show PROOF OF DATING before 50k (NGN 50,000 naira) will be transsfered immediately to yor account. This challenge is for males and females becuz Siofra is friendly, been to London once, travelled to West africa countries & like makes & females coz she belif wot man can do, women can do them better.

Profile:
Siofra is OK looking, not really fat, kinda beautiful, educated, cooking (a little bit), likes clubbing, been London once, likes talking, shy, not a Gold digggar, likes Afro beat, single & ready to mingle.

YOU WANT IT, COME GET IT: ((((50k will trasssfered immediate, ....LETS GO!!!! ))))

..........................GOOD LUCK & THANK ME LATER...............
Update her full profile
She's an unhappy evening newspaper
RomanceRe: Who Do I Marry? by Autobot05: 1:27pm On Nov 19, 2022
Nwadu:
I really am and are still sorry for what I did.
There is nothing I haven't done to say this.
My parents
My siblings
My colleagues and friends
Her pastor
Her parents

All these people have I have met and apologized for my wrong act some of them have even helped in begging.. still to no avail
Better JP ... that kain person fit kill you if you looseguard
RomanceRe: She Goes Through My Phone When I Sleep, Now See What She Caused. Advice Pls by Autobot05: 9:43am On Nov 19, 2022
saweide:
Hello All my name is Saweide segun. This is a true life story am about to share. I really need a sincere advice from matured minds and no abuse pls

I am not Married but with a girl child. All plans to arrange my marriage with my gal is slated for next year. But I noticed that my wife to be and I are not compatible at all

Ever since I met my wife to be in the year 2011. She has been so nagging and rude to me. She never obey me for once. We always quarell

Right from day one till this present time we have been living a cat and dog life. She is a nagging woman. She can't say sorry if she is right or wrong and she is not submissive she disrespect my mum anytime we pay her a visit.

She is not hardworking,and she doesn't have any future plans.. She has never for once encourage me in my career


I have tried to call her several times that she can change and she will promise to Change. But later she will put up her attitude again

She had a daughter for me out of wedlock and that has been holding me from chasing her away of my life

She is living with me presently

The first year I met her I was in Abuja and she was in lagos

She keeps a lot of guys before but that has changed. She no longer does that cos I fought it

Sometimes we quarrel and it attracts neibors that comes around to settle our fights and this has brought Shame to me

I told my mum about that and it gave her a lot of concerns

I told her am enduring the relationship
And that I have made up my mind to quit the relationship and let go that All plans by her family to for introduction and engagement ceremony has been cancelled that am no longer interested

Something happened last month between us

I noticed she has been monitoring me and she always go through my phones whenever I fell asleep
She will check my messages with my friends especially girls

There was this lady we do chat always. But she was not my lover and I don't flirt with her on chat but since we always chat, she suspect a foul play and unknowingly to me she has copied the girl number and saved it only her phone in the midnight while I was sleeping
Sometimes in the mid of the night I would wake up and caught her going thru my phone

She has done that several times and I later password my phone but little did I know despite passwording
My phone she still have access to my chats and data

I don't know how she hack into my phone despite passwording my phone

So I woke up one day and I found out that she has changed my profile picture on whatsapp to her own a pics taken together by me and her holding ourselves, I asked her who changed the dp but she denied it...

So last week Friday I had a meeting on business with a lady I do normally chat with which the lady promised to pay me 100k to start my business
I so much like this lady because of her nature and for her intelligence which my wife to be never had.
Tho I never discuss anything about my past to her before... But I didn't tell her I have someone in my life

My wife suspecting that I had a meeting with this lady called her and told her to desist from me that I am married...
Before I know the lady who promised to give me 100k to start my business blocked me on my whatsapp

And I called her she told me someone called her to leave her husband alone that in my life I should not call her again, I tried to explain to her but she cut off the line and hang up the phone on me


Now the business is over and that was how I loose the 100k. Up till now I have not called this lady

Pls what should I do it seems am in love with the lady but I want to call it quit with my nagging wife as I always call her.


How should I contact this lady and convince her

Pls I need a good advice.. Thanks all for your time
Na wa o

So many jonzing men these days

RomanceRe: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by Autobot05: 1:42am On Nov 19, 2022
jeromestarks:
Mumu Op. Instead of you to all go straight to your point.
Hi girl, you look beautiful.
*Thank you.

Where do u live?
* (She says location or blah blah blah)

I really like the way you look. I will like to date u.
*Ok ( you go ahead and ask for number. Don't do unnecessary call. Call only to arrange location for meeting)

And if she gave excuse, ask her if u can be FWB.
If she said No. leave her.
If she said Yes. Arrange with her and fvck her.

No time for long story.
You dey dey form man in suit. Ewu like you.
Ride on comrade

RomanceRe: Stop Dating Men by Autobot05: 10:51am On Nov 18, 2022
I no won hear touching stories later sha
When you rush into marriage with an irresponsible man

Confused gender that can't survive without the other gender
RomanceRe: Men Are Wicked by Autobot05: 10:34am On Nov 18, 2022
Rolexxxy:
Men are the most wicked.


I hate men with everything I have.
dont have fathers ,brothers or uncles ?? cheesy

RomanceRe: How I Dealt With An Entitled Lady by Autobot05: 10:29am On Nov 18, 2022
Babara1994:
We met on Facebook, exchanged numbers and few days down the line, she asked for a date.

Fine, I obliged, but she didn't know I'm always on Dutch mode when it comes to dates. LOL

So we got the place. A very expensive eatery. She was well-dressed but was all bleached - a big turn-off. I actually like light-skinned women, but not the bleached ones.

Okay, fine. She ordered a plate of rice, a bottle of champagne, a cup of ice-cream and three pieces of meat-pie. I began to wonder if we came for national eating competition. Anyhow sha, I ordered a plate of rice and a bottle of malt.

When it was time to pay, I paid for mine ONLY and told her to settle her bill. It led to an argument and all eyes were on us. I left the place and insisted she settled her debt.

A big lesson to all women out there. If you come across me, I won't pay a dime until you're my wife. Why should I act like I'm your husband when you aren't my wife?

And if you're a guy reading this: Spend what you're OK with and don't make yourself a fool. If you go broke tomorrow, you'll be forgotten.

PS: I'm not a redpiller and I'm not a feminist; I'm just human. Humans THINK.
Comrade from Jan 1 to 31 dec ... vawlence 24/7

RomanceRe: I gave A Cultist My Number And I'm Scared by Autobot05: 5:13pm On Nov 17, 2022
siofra:
Cultists are depraved, predatory, controlling and aggressive. They'll stop at nothing to achieve what they want and they don't care who gets hurt. Sociopaths at best, something utterly terrible at worst.

Yesterday, I went to buy drinks at a shop when I saw a large group of cultists gathered there. They wore their uniform, that's how I recognized them sha.

I bought what I wanted to buy but as I was leaving they started sweet talking me and one of them came up to me to get my number, then he started caressing my waist. I tried to remove his hands while refusing to give him my number but he wouldn't budge. And he was becoming aggressive, pulling my braids too.

Since I was extremely uncomfortable and the person who sent me was already calling, I gave him the number and went away fast.
Now, this morning I woke up to 20 missed calls on my phone.

In the past, I've always avoided cultists. Immediately I see them congregated like that, I find another route, but this time luck ran out because I didn't see them early enough.

Why would he call me twenty times? He doesn't even know me. After what cultists did to my friend, I get a slight panic attack when I see one.
Now I don't even go out night like I used to since school resumed because it's as if they are everywhere.

Even though I gave him the number, I didn't have plans of picking his calls. This one he has called me 20 times, it's not a good sign to me.

I'm kinda scared.
But but but feminists are fearless na cheesy
Abi you're fake feminist ??
RomanceRe: How Do You Breakup With Someone You've Lost Interest In, by Autobot05: 5:07pm On Nov 17, 2022
There's no way actually
Every way will hurt the person ...
And pain changes people

Damn I feel bad for the person already ...
FashionRe: See A Simple Method For Removing A Ring Stuck On Your Finger by Autobot05: 10:20pm On Nov 15, 2022
[quote author=PlayMaker14 post=118336312]Those ladies that have been engaged for donkey years, please try and watch this video.[/quote


Comrade vawlence 24/7

RomanceRe: Why Is It Easier To Be Single? by Autobot05: 10:18pm On Nov 15, 2022
You just listed my lifestyle for the last one year cool
It's cool just that you get this feeling when you see other couples (when you go out)... but I still prefer the single option as the advantages overweight the disadvantages unlike the other option

RomanceRe: What Is Worse Than Heartbreak? (your Opinions?) by Autobot05: 8:33pm On Nov 15, 2022
When you slide your hand into your pocket and cant find your phone huh sad
RomanceRe: This Is Why You Can't Save Her by Autobot05: 6:00pm On Nov 15, 2022
They wont listen ... I cherish coming here everyday to see em cry

cool
RomanceRe: Should I Marry Her? by Autobot05: 9:45pm On Nov 14, 2022
You're in your early 30's
She's 7 years older than ya

Meaning she could even be 40 years old sef


She's an "Evening newspaper pro max " cheesy

RomanceRe: Ashawo Joints In Ilorin by Autobot05: 9:30pm On Nov 14, 2022
Sammy101111:
Broad way road
Around post office
Prince and princess hotel
Bovina hotel
Kwara hotel with club (beautiful ladies at night )
Lol
Snr man
Fornicator cheesy
RomanceRe: What Do Women Really Want? by Autobot05: 9:45am On Nov 14, 2022
Heroicvic:
She's not
Ok oya go back to her and stop disturbing us please
RomanceRe: I Lack Communication Skills When talking to Girls by Autobot05: 10:28pm On Nov 13, 2022
I hope you're not my brother .. if not we will use you for ritual ... you can't be useless to the family cheesy
RomanceRe: What Do Women Really Want? by Autobot05: 8:59pm On Nov 13, 2022
Heroicvic:
I'll keep this brief

She left her ex which happens to be my boss for me, her excuse being that he takes her for granted and doesn't treat her like a woman

She obviously found what she needed in a man that made her fall for me ( this love life sweet gan, you'll be jealous if you knew us)

Long story short, she invited me stating that she's missing yesterday evening

I managed to go through her contact and messages which I'm not used to and found my name as Victor eleko grin with a laughing emoji (eleko means someone that sells pap in Yoruba Lang)

The shocker is that I saw her ex number with my heartrob

I did a very good job to keep my emotion but she found out that I'm upset and she started begging saying I'm the one that caused it because we had a misunderstanding few days back

Told her she's the type that will f**k my gateman and still blame me for it and went ahead to end everything

Problem is she's being on my dm trying to explain and apologize, giving me reasons she did it and why I should take her back

Please what should I do coz I've moved on and I've found peace with myself

I don't want to be label simp but I'm still in love with her
Being in love with a love-peddler ??
Live with it and move on bro
RomanceRe: Liking A Guy For Is Money, Is Same Has A Guy Interested In Your Beauty. by Autobot05: 8:54pm On Nov 13, 2022
But this OP heading sef ehn ...
cheesy

RomanceRe: Did I Overreact??? (screenshot Attached) by Autobot05: 8:49pm On Nov 13, 2022
BigRocky:
Exactly man. take ur stand and move on to other things sharply
.
Gbam ... my boss finish am
RomanceRe: Which Sex Is More Promiscuous: Male Or Female? by Autobot05: 6:24am On Nov 13, 2022
virginprincess:
This is not suppose to be a topic na,it is generally known that male gender are far more promiscuous than the female gender,if all the males are self discipline i bet you there won't be a promiscuous female.
Crappy BS
Ik of a married woman that tried seducing her neighbour who is a bachelor
RomanceRe: Did I Overreact??? (screenshot Attached) by Autobot05: 6:20am On Nov 13, 2022
You dragged the issue too far
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Hate Mr. Nice by Autobot05: 11:49am On Nov 12, 2022
A short OT

CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Her Family On A Yacht by Autobot05: 2:28am On Nov 12, 2022
PlayMaker14:
You need the agbo you're selling.... It will help boost your brain cells.
Comrade.. calm down with this vawlence

RomanceRe: My Fiancee Stopped Talking To Me Because She Needed A ₦‎3 Million Wedding by Autobot05: 3:33am On Nov 11, 2022
captaininiobong:
Hy guys, I don't know if you have been in this, my woman that agreed to be the mother of my kids as stated by her recently stopped talking to me, picking my calls because she needed a 3million naira marriage.

I told her please why not we do moderate and use the remaining for investment. She said no. The three million is even small.

When I asked her what will we use the 3million to do, she said to buy furniture for the home. Uptill now she doesn't pick my calls, reply my chat if not that no be God showed her to me I would have deleted her number off my phone but am still keeping it for a reason I don't even know.

We have been together for long, not until a friend of mine got married and I told her they did thier marriage not less than 300k, then she said it's a big lie.
Are you a baby ... cant you read inbetween the lines ?
What do you want us to do now ??
RomanceRe: Relationship Expert I Need Your Advice by Autobot05: 9:00pm On Nov 10, 2022
Nicepoker:
Your brain just ran proper diagnostics and reset itself back to functional status. Don't mind that substandard virgin above me.
Substandard virgin ... fire the vawlence well well comrade

FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Autobot05: 1:08pm On Nov 10, 2022
Richnero99:
I am not just an introvert but I am a bit shy as well, especially around the opposite gender.

I moved to this area in April this year and other than my brother, not a single soul has visited me. And the fact that I see nothing wrong with that, worries me.

I don't like associating and I barely have friends. I work from home, so the option of associating with coworkers is out of the window.

I get bored with people and things easily and that makes me feel there's no need in trying to make friends.

I used to have a girlfriend, but I broke up with her with the silly excuse that I needed some time off.

My daily routine? Wake up in the morning, get in front of my system and begin my job for the day. Take a break, make my meal, eat and get back to work. Surf the net in between (Facebook, WhatsApp, Nairaland, LinkedIn, Quora, etc.), do some other necessary stuff and sleep when it's time.
Damn! Such a boring life.

I can be indoors for a full month without stepping out of the house.

People want to talk to me, girls especially, but I am the one avoiding them. And for this, they think I am too rude or proud. Only if they knew...

Sometimes I wonder if I can be able to get married. If I can be able to live with a woman for the rest of my life without getting bored.

I think my own introversion is the worst kind there is.

Are my normal?
This is 95% like my life smiley
RomanceRe: Give Love A Second Chance Again by Autobot05: 12:26pm On Nov 10, 2022
NO cheesy

RomanceRe: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Autobot05: 12:24pm On Nov 10, 2022
ElBenny:
Shut the Bleep up!!
Give 10 reasons why I should
RomanceRe: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Autobot05: 11:05am On Nov 10, 2022
wisdomkid:
Let him share his pics holding his username, lets's re-define "Handsome as hell.." again.
Most people who self proclaim to be handsome are actually just average

Taking from observations
RomanceRe: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Autobot05: 11:04am On Nov 10, 2022
jeromestarks:
What's with this stupid "though. Though"?
It's not even grammatically correct.
Mtcheeeeew

It sounds worst when a black man uses it.
Ss far as you understood it sha
Take your bitterness elsewhere "mr professor "

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