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RomanceRe: She Doesn't Know How To Cook by Autobot05: 2:39pm On Dec 01, 2022
Lust... you never mentioned her characters .. you only mentioned her physical attributes
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Beautiful Women Love Ugly And Broke Guys Like Us [Picture] by Autobot05: 2:24pm On Dec 01, 2022
You can be good looking and financially ok ... and still do all this
RomanceRe: Highest Paid Robotics Engineer In The World Is A Nigerian (photos) by Autobot05: 6:04am On Nov 30, 2022
[quote author=siofra post=118753691]He's so handsome.


This is my ultimate crush! I have no other crush but him grin


Please how can I get his number? I need him to mentor me on AI and in the other room cool[/quote


But but but Nigerian men are trash and useless accord7ng to you

By the way I dont know him but I'm pretty sure he doesn't fancy frustrated evening newspapers wink
RomanceRe: Guys Who Want To Remain Happy In Relationships Should Do This. by Autobot05: 6:01am On Nov 30, 2022
Demmy03:
If you like,marry your pastor's daughter because you want peaceful marriage(you might just be putting yourself in silent shit)
If you like,marry the most gentle lady in the world,she may frustrate you to death...
If you like,marry prayer warrior,that doesn't mean she won't cheat on you with someone you know very well...
You want to marry the girl that you loves more than she loves you just because she has butts and Co,don't worry..you will soon learn..
If you want to be happy in your marriage(men)marry someone who loves you than you loves her..she won't want to lose you easily.. with this,you shall have peace of mind and your love for her will eventually grow....
People change ...
RomanceRe: I Want To Apologize To The Cameroonians by Autobot05: 5:57am On Nov 30, 2022
Ilamina:
For fighting you guys everytime that time

I was just jealous

I didn't know any better, just found out that cameroonians are actually very nice people..

So sorry

Nayah cameroonpride

At the end of the day, I became suicidal and didn't gain anything from the fight

I know i was born stupid. Its not my fault
You guys can can now come back to nairaland

Promise I won't look for trouble or even act like you here anymore
Stop using meth
RomanceRe: What Did You Learn From Your Past Relationship by Autobot05: 5:49am On Nov 30, 2022
Urheadmaster:
Did you ever wonder why people say only the fools fall in love tongue
But its not supposed to be that way na ... genuine love is cool
But then it is what it is ... been single for a year + and I dont think I wanna change that
No time to waste on fruitless issues.. make women dey their day
RomanceRe: How Do Unmarried Ladies Of 30 Years+ Cope With Their Singleness? by Autobot05: 11:16pm On Nov 29, 2022
emmanuelbrown26:
Men can easily manage loneliness far better than women. D only class of men that don't know how to manage loneliness are d broke ass men, introverts and sadist, aside that men get plenty thing to kill time
Cancel that introvert abeg ... I enjoy my alone time
RomanceRe: What Did You Learn From Your Past Relationship by Autobot05: 11:08pm On Nov 29, 2022
Dont trust words
It's all about who stays ... not who promised to
Love yourself first
Set boundaries ( don't be nice in a foolish way )

I learnt all this from 1 person .. a best friend smiley before we split
RomanceRe: Girl I Met On Whatsapp 2 Days Ago Billing Me Already (screenshots) by Autobot05: 11:04pm On Nov 29, 2022
Na wa o
We are losing our value because of simps like this
RomanceRe: How Can I Treat A Woman Better .. ? Being Woke No Dey Pay ! by Autobot05: 1:23am On Nov 29, 2022
Shortcut2life:
I seem to walk out on women easily even when they’re in love and into me …
I just like to put myself first and I have heard different ladies say this about me lol ..
what can I do to drop my pride and ego in a relationship cuz mehn I don’t trust this girls and my guard is always up .
This alpha male stuff Dey mess with women mind .
It's better that way bro ... guard yourself, love yourself first so you can learn to love others

As for that lady .. she's pissed cause you ain't worshipping her ( she likes you tho ) ... you're not am0ng the simps she can manipulate that's why she's pissed

I gat lots of them

RomanceRe: Why Are Nairaland Girls so Bitter?? by Autobot05: 12:57am On Nov 29, 2022
Magnoliaa:
I don't know about other women...but I am willing to drop my bitterness and everything related to it for you and you alone. kiss

Now, the only...hitch would your be cast perception about me...
You just agreed that you're bitter grin
RomanceRe: "I Started Frying Akara 3-years Ago": Young Nigerian Lady Celebrates Her Hustle by Autobot05: 11:10pm On Nov 28, 2022
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool Speaking

Gee, metete

But you know say man go come for am, truth be say you no fit speak for all men cuz no be all men know the format grin
You're right bro
So many simps out there
RomanceRe: Am I Wrong Here by Autobot05: 10:03pm On Nov 28, 2022
[quote author=DonWest16 post=118749015][/quote]We cool bruh .... She's gonna be back ... just know where to put her a d how to act when the time comes .. ignore the past feelings and treat her like she choosed to be treated ..
RomanceRe: "I Started Frying Akara 3-years Ago": Young Nigerian Lady Celebrates Her Hustle by Autobot05: 10:00pm On Nov 28, 2022
Persephone1:
If she had wanted a man to rescue her from distress she wouldn't have chosen to sell akara by the road side.

I wonder what makes you think she's all about a man?
Oh please... una dey use every scope possible these days ... she wants them to see she's hardworking.. which is actually good

Shes not going to be a liability like most of you
RomanceRe: Am I Wrong Here by Autobot05: 11:04pm On Nov 27, 2022
Let it go .
Learn not to give what you can't afford to let go of.
She'll come back begging later tho wink
RomanceRe: Black And Nigerian Men Are My Last Choice Of Men by Autobot05: 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2022
BMaretraitors:
They are the bottom feeders of the world. And we all know why! They have no enviable inventions, no plans, no creativity, not even a single developed country for bragging right. So they are naturally going to be at the bottom in everything. We have few black men here and there who appear successful because they had to play by the white man's rules and work ''super extra'' hard. But these are nothing if their race is still a laughing mess. Actually the joke is on black men

The average black man is a chauvinist and has misogynistic tendencies as evidenced on this forum. Everyday there is a topic about women, money, dating these men jump in to trash talk Nigerian women and black women. I've observed that these men are only fronting, and shying away from the real reason they trash Nigerian women and black women. They are angry that the burden of building civilizations and countries and cultures are clearly shouldered by men of all races since the beginning of earth, and in this area sadly they have failed immensely. Not only failed, but conquered by more evolved Alpha males. Women are not expected to do these things, so no one can pin Nigerian, black women down with this. Women are expected to be traditional; supportive and nurturing, which is a common trait among Nigerian women, black women. So you have it, Nigerian women are not conquered but are well in their roles. Could it be why they show less frustration and hopelessness? And these Nigerian men are mad about this.

The average Nigerian/black man is too primitive to rule. I would be the first to reject a world ruled by black men because that would be the most gory sight ever especially for black women. But thank God, it only stops in our imaginations. And even if stretched, that black men should rule for a day, white men or asian men would recover that power the next day. For are they smart! You see i'm giving them too much credit for something they don't even want! As shocking as it may sound to some loyal diehard Nigerian, black woman, black men don't want to rule. First they know they can't, second they don't fancy the idea, third they'd rather be small copies of white men. It is the third that you see everywhere. Every black man you see only wants to be a little white man, it doesn't matter what profession they are in, their hobbies, likes and dislikes, everything screams,''white in black skin or nothing else''. They have no unique laid out plan for their race. Everything the white man gets, they want it too.

The average Nigerian/ black man has become a white supremacist wannabe. The kkkclan have hanged their boots ever since they found people who could do their jobs for free. And what is more interesting! these slave men are from the very race they have despised for a long time. These black men are willing to go to the length and breadth and all corners of the world to beat these men in their game. For men jump into rings to beat their opponents but Nigerian/black men have jumped in to hang themselves for their ''rivals''.

The average Nigerian/ black man is racist and colorist against himself. You don't believe me? Have you seen black man's media lately. It is filled with women and recently men who have no resemblance to the original black people. Why is that? because black men have found himself to be ugly, so he feels honoured to find men and women who look nothing like him representing him. E.g Barack O. He wants his children more white looking than black looking, his women more white looking than black looking, even his leaders.
White men want white looking children to carry on their heritage. They want nothing but white in general. They see beauty in themselves and want they world filled with copies of them. They control the world media, by doing this they control sexual preference and how people would look like in the future. Future people would be more white looking!

I am a teenager but my eyes are wide opened to these realities on ground. I am more drawn to men who are in groups that have power not weaklings who want to bully women into submission since they have nothing much going for them. I would endeavour to hang around non nigerian/nonblack men to attract male companionship. And if i have to settle for a black man, i would go for the one that loves himself completely, for if he loves himself he would love and respect me.

ps: This is for laffs
You're a teenager so you know nothing about life .. thanks
CrimeRe: Wife Stabs Husband To Death In Oyo Over Sexual Demand (pic) by Autobot05: 5:21pm On Nov 24, 2022
Wasted for nothing
RomanceRe: Can You Allow Your Stranded Male Friend Sleep Over In Your Girlfriend's Place? by Autobot05: 5:17pm On Nov 24, 2022
Why not ...
It's a test for both ... if shes a good partner or if shes a good friend..

You gotta be real with me 24/7 or I'll figure you out
RomanceRe: "I Started Frying Akara 3-years Ago": Young Nigerian Lady Celebrates Her Hustle by Autobot05: 5:14pm On Nov 24, 2022
Good girl
But no man is coming for you sha wink
RomanceRe: This Is How Simps Chat With A Girl by Autobot05: 5:12pm On Nov 24, 2022
Tested and confirmed
Ride on comrade
SportsRe: Ghana Vs Portugal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 3) On 24th Nov 2022 by Autobot05: 5:10pm On Nov 24, 2022
ecoco2014:
I hate Ghana as per denying Nigeria a World Cup Ticket but they will beat Portugal and also qualify from this group.

Try the correct scores options below. Thank me after the match.
Oya sope otilor grin
CrimeRe: Residents Panic As Another Lifeless Body Surfaces In Umuahia City (photos) by Autobot05: 2:01pm On Nov 24, 2022
gasparpisciotta:
Crystal meth is the number one suspect here!!!!

Death pose looking weird
He doesn't look like a meth user cool
Feel free to argue
RomanceRe: Man Cancels Wedding Following An Old Facebook Post Of The Bride To Be by Autobot05: 1:43pm On Nov 24, 2022
God just save am ...
Imagine if she didn't post it but she had it in mind ...
RomanceRe: I can't wait to marry my girl of 10years by Autobot05: 1:37pm On Nov 24, 2022
We always learn the hard way undecided
RomanceRe: What Is The Major Difference Between A Banana Tree And A Plantain Tree? by Autobot05: 11:53am On Nov 24, 2022
Lmao I'm not sure.
Just wait till they produce abeg grin
RomanceRe: I Need A Nickname. by Autobot05: 11:51am On Nov 24, 2022
Zonefree:
Amoeba rhymes with Phoebe.


Don't mention.
Vawlence 24/7 comrade cheesy
RomanceRe: Men, What's Your Biggest Turnoff In A Lady? by Autobot05: 11:47am On Nov 24, 2022
Being rude/disrespectful
overweight ...( no no because I'm skinny )
And all these Miss " I'm too pretty " squad
RomanceRe: This Is How To Overcome Wet Dreams by Autobot05: 11:39am On Nov 24, 2022
How's this a problem in the first place comrade huh
RomanceRe: How Do Unmarried Ladies Of 30 Years+ Cope With Their Singleness? by Autobot05: 11:37am On Nov 24, 2022
Mind your business
Shes probably getting the consequences of her poor decisions
RomanceRe: Men Now After If A Lady Earns Money by Autobot05: 11:34am On Nov 24, 2022
Ammmy:
It's not easy being a single lady without a job now o. The economic situation of this country is now that bad.

When a man meets a woman in Nigeria now, he starts asking her where she works, what she does for a living, especially those hungry guys looking for a woman to compliment their finances.

If u say u don't have a job, they stop talking to you, forgetting that someone who has no job may be financially okay.

When has it become a must for a woman to have something doing? Men are meant to take care of women and spend for them and not the other way round.

In those days, nobody cares if a woman earns money or not.
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RomanceRe: . by Autobot05: 11:33am On Nov 24, 2022
brosom:
Not every flirt be cheat, there are innocent ones. wink


Don't make mountain were there isn't.
I agree with you ... I can flirt all day but I won't every get past that
RomanceRe: This Is The Reason I Am Not A Wife Material by Autobot05: 11:30am On Nov 24, 2022
ModestGal:
I read a post about how males like girls that are wife materials and that prompted me to write this post
I grew up in a loving family where everyone is a good cook except me including the boys
As an original Oyo girl, Right from JSS1, my parents and grandma's would tell me how a woman should know how to do housechores and cook well, since that's a way to a man's heart.
Since that time, my mum and siblings tried their best to teach me how to cook,clean,do housechores etc but unfortunately,years and years after, I am unable to learn it

I don't know how to clean or do housechores. I don't know how to do laundry as well. I can't boil ordinary water and 90% of time, when I plan to boil water to make Eba, I will burn the water. I have many younger ones that I was already10 years when they gave birth to them, now these girls usually tell me the quantity of salt to put in stew. That one is even worst, sometimes I wonder if magic is what many people use to put salt and maggi in foods because I can never learn that skill lailai.

How on earth will I know the quantity of salt to put in several sizes of stew? Most times I cook without salt and maggi because I prefer my food to be tasteless than having too much salt. So I just tell myself that, girl, you are living a healthy lifestyle, you don't need salt. Or tell myself, maggi is cancerous and I enjoy my meals unless I have someone cook for me

When it comes to taking care of home, I hate to fold and arrange cloths, so 99% of times, my room is scattered. I don't receive visitors and I usually tell people that my room is bad, but many of my friends would insist to come and once they are with me, they help me arrange my cloths

Now, shebi since men naturally like wife material, im not supposed to find husband, so since secondary school, before I became a full blown feminist, I already told my mum that she should forget mee getting married, that home skills is not for me, each time she mentioned, you will not find husband if you continue like this

But alas, na lie. I usually tell guys about myself, im very vocal and confident about my personality. I will tell men, friends or not,that I don't know how to cook, I don't know how to clean and I have anger problem, (I get angry at petty things), but most times, they wont believe me. They will come up with either im pretending not to have those skills, or they will give me excuses that its not my fault, and some will even offer to be my cook, lol.
Regarding my temper, most of these guys would offer to take me for therapy
Ands lastly,im evidently Ugly, and I will tell them that, im also ugly, we can't date, but nah, they will offer to take me to spar to treat my pimples, blackheads etcetera

So my question is where are the guys looking for wife materials? Because I have never come across any guy who wants a wife material in real life except on social media

I know girls like to compete amidst themselves of who cook the best, I seriously don't know why you girls do this because men don't care in real life. Infact, men dislike girls with those skills and I have seen many good home keeping girls that got their heart broken.
Try and give yourself class and don't cook for any one nor allow yourself clean for any guy.

As a female, we are a gift to humanity. And that's enough favor to men, the fact that we go to heaven and come back during childbirth just to bring a baby that both belongs to both of us to the world is enough favor.
As a girl, don't marry a guy that doesn't know how to cook, clean,do laundry etcetra

Right now,the reason im single is because im yet to find a guy with good cooking skills, most guys can only cook indomie. for no reason will I marry someone that wont be able to give me good foods despite me raising our kids. Please girls,stop lowering your standards, because men don't actually care. I mean men, not boys
Evening vanguard newspaper loading wink

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