₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,328,966 members, 8,438,176 topics. Date: Friday, 03 July 2026 at 05:11 AM

Toggle theme

Autobot05's Posts

Nairaland ForumAutobot05's ProfileAutobot05's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 (of 83 pages)

RomanceRe: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Autobot05: 7:23am On Nov 05, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
OP no be only you o. I tried to apply as Altar boy but they rejected me that I was too old.

I will keep trying...
Too old or too wicked cheesy?

RomanceRe: Many Nigerian Women Are Prostitutes At Heart by Autobot05: 9:24pm On Nov 04, 2022
Candidlady:
Service was rendered but no payment


God will punish the man the OP anyone who supports the man
Fornication is a sin
God will punish both sides
God can punish you for supporting prostitution too
RomanceRe: What Are Your Body Counts? by Autobot05: 5:36pm On Nov 04, 2022
Zero cool wink
RomanceRe: Guys Slut Shame Women, But If The Table Turned Some Guys Will Accept 1k For Sex by Autobot05: 5:18pm On Nov 04, 2022
jimmyolasun:
i get babe wey i dey nack because of free food. no be say i no get money to buy food but i be bachelor and i no sabi cook and there is nothing like homemade food. anytime she wan fvck me, she go cook beeter swallow and holla me.. so forget it, we guys fit nack babe for free self.
You didn't get the point sir ...
RomanceRe: I Nid A Lady Wu Is Willing To Get Married In 2months So We Can Relocate To Duba by Autobot05: 7:02am On Nov 04, 2022
Be careful so she won't kick you out when you both get there cool
RomanceRe: Guys Slut Shame Women, But If The Table Turned Some Guys Will Accept 1k For Sex by Autobot05: 7:01am On Nov 04, 2022
BadRadio:
If the ladies decide to switch role with the guys, and pay them every time they had sex... you would discover that there are more oloshos in men than u can imagine.

Some guys will collect 500 naira for all night work grin

Some of these guys that call women unprintable names are even more cheap than u can imagine

Stop body shaming women pls grin
Well face reality... the tables can't be turned
Stop hoeing... some girls even sleep with men because of 1 noodles and 2 eggs =500

And prostitution isn't actually a job so stop calling it " work"

Learn to feed yourselves before you carry on with your feminism ...
RomanceRe: How My Song Will Strengthen Naira Against Dollar(pics) by Autobot05: 10:10pm On Nov 03, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Your song needs to strengthen your failed career first. This is the consequence of ignoring my offer to you.
vawlence unlimited comrade cheesy

RomanceRe: How Do I Cope With A Girl That Doesn't Understand Me? by Autobot05: 10:04pm On Nov 03, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Since she's the last available girl in the world I'll advise you to try your best to make things work even if it means losing your own life in the process.
Comrade be calming down
cheesy

RomanceRe: When Last Did You See This In Nigeria? by Autobot05: 10:01pm On Nov 03, 2022
I only used to win free ice cream in my nursery school back then

Na wa o
RomanceRe: Bad Relationships Have Ruined Us... by Autobot05: 8:24pm On Nov 03, 2022
davien:
I've learnt to not take women serious, they're never ever in need of your care and that's the honest truth(there's always a sucker who'll bail them out of their troubles).

There are 2 types of men, men who build their purpose in life and men who don't and only 1 of them gets respect for it.

You get no award or even a thank you for helping or catering to ladies, if you like do goody goody two shoes for them na the guy wey no send them them go follow while you chase their az$, like their pics and give them long texts to stroke their egos(while they ignore you).

The moment you start seeing this women as ordinary human beings and not angels is when you grow as a man and strangely attract them as you aren't the 100 guys dying to give her "wow, you're so pretty" compliments 24/7.
Tbh that last paragraph is so on point
Talking from experience
RomanceRe: See The Advice A Feminist Gave To A Woman On Quora by Autobot05: 11:06am On Nov 03, 2022
toxtimmy:
All you ritualist think killing people for killing isa meme....you will be stripped naked like you meme and clubbed with stick and cutlass as you openly spill out your secrets and jujuish deeds... I see you and you can't hide
Jujuish lol
Answer the question.. is it you or not ?
RomanceRe: Why Are Church Choir Girls Always Beautiful by Autobot05: 7:14am On Nov 03, 2022
Beware sha
Most of them have very bad behaviors hidden in their cool voices ... 98% are pretenders ... maybe 99% ( talking from experience)

Toxtimmy are you a choir girl ?
RomanceRe: See The Advice A Feminist Gave To A Woman On Quora by Autobot05: 7:10am On Nov 03, 2022
toxtimmy:
You are finished you fken ritualist.... Continue running but you can't hide...you are done and when I catch you I will post your selfie and video of your confessions before I dispose you in the market square
You are caput and expired
My video and selfie?? Good luck honey ...
Saw this meme on quora last night .. I think it might be you cheesy

RomanceRe: See The Advice A Feminist Gave To A Woman On Quora by Autobot05: 1:06am On Nov 03, 2022
toxtimmy:
Ritualist... I tell you say I dey come for you and will expose you... You can't hid... If you like dress and disguise yourself as a goat, na market square you go shed all the people you have offed before you are stoned... You are finished
Good.. you're doing good
RomanceRe: Application Open by Autobot05: 11:25pm On Nov 02, 2022
Wake up and thank my God
Play CODM before work
Go to work and earn money
Close work .. watch football with my guys .. champions league ❤
Play ps .. and have dinner
**go on a vac once or twice a year **

Maybe adopt a kid ...
Life ain't hard bro .. na una dey use una hand manufacture wahala for unaself
RomanceRe: Africans Are USELESS by Autobot05: 11:13pm On Nov 02, 2022
Speak for yourself
I dont have inferiority complex ...

Look at the way Americans are dying from fentanyl and gun related deaths ... if they're so intelligent and civilized then it shouldn't be happening
RomanceRe: Thing I Know At 31 That Would Have Changed My Life At 21: by Autobot05: 10:56pm On Nov 02, 2022
I'm currently a victim of no 1 ... I've adjusted tho ... I hope life gives me another chance

You forgot to add say no to drugs ( learnt both this year ) and I'm at that very age you mentioned so I think I have time to adjust ... thanks for the advice smiley
RomanceRe: A girl I wanted to marry is pregnant for another man, what'll I do now? by Autobot05: 10:39pm On Nov 02, 2022
Marry her
You really love her ... and she loves you too
It's a mistake

RomanceRe: See The Advice A Feminist Gave To A Woman On Quora by Autobot05: 9:28pm On Nov 02, 2022
SuperWriter:
huh I'm speechless
Toxtimmy sup honey .. you need this cheesy
RomanceRe: This Is What A Desperate Single Lady Posted On A Facebook Group by Autobot05: 8:09pm On Nov 02, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Okay, and your point is?
Is left for you to figure out ma'am cool
RomanceRe: This Is What A Desperate Single Lady Posted On A Facebook Group by Autobot05: 3:10pm On Nov 02, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Sighs. You don't even know what is doing you. All of you.

Yes, we marry men for the same reason that guys who believe 'Nigerian girls are useless' and that 'marriage doesn't favour men' are marrying us every Saturdays.

So if I am hasty in marrying a wrong person, you go marry me at 35 if I wait for you as the right person, because good things come to those who wait?
First things first ,Marriage no dey my plans ..
Second if you're observant you'll notice that the rate of weddings has gone down very well ... compared to the previous decade ... and it's still gonna go down because the economy ain't helping ...
RomanceRe: This White Boy Said He Called His Friend In Hell by Autobot05: 7:05am On Nov 02, 2022
You should visit a psychiatrist... been noticing your mentally deranged topics lately
RomanceRe: This Is What A Desperate Single Lady Posted On A Facebook Group by Autobot05: 4:43am On Nov 02, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Oh?

If I marry who is available, I'll marry wrong, but still I cannot marry the right person else I'll grow old, single and become desperate.

Makes sense.
Lmao marrying who's available sounds like a hasty thing .. you married him cause he was available
Not my biz tho but I no won hear cry tomorrow sha btw must you marry ? ... I thought y'all said men are scum cheesy
RomanceRe: This Is What A Desperate Single Lady Posted On A Facebook Group by Autobot05: 12:09am On Nov 02, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Abi now.

That's why I support women marrying a man for convenience and his availability.

Fk 'soulmate, love, the right person' and stuff like that. They are simply time-wasting lies sold to women.
Naso una dey marry wrong people wey go treat una like trash
Mrs availability... continue cheesy
RomanceRe: "I Bless The Day We Met": 25-yr-old Man Shows Off His Older Girlfriend Who's 32 by Autobot05: 11:54pm On Nov 01, 2022
After life don humble them grin :Dif I mention toxtimmy now .. she go dey vex cheesy
HealthRe: Marijuana Quiting Thread by Autobot05: 9:17pm On Nov 01, 2022
LagbajaTheBEREAN:
We are back comrade


I'd love to move the thread to either WhatsApp/Telegram/Slack however I'd like everyone in the fight to have cover a significant lapse (go off a weeks, months without weeding) before doing that.

I'm still banking on all of my guys here, you're still my inspiration.


I'm grateful to whatever you believed in for your life, however, you can go on with your life without the weed or what do you think?
Alright guys hang in there
The damages are more than the pleasures
RomanceRe: TheGidRedpiller Needs Your HELP With This!! (Photo) by Autobot05: 9:15pm On Nov 01, 2022
toxtimmy:
Ritualist... I never even reach your street you don the say "clown", by the time I catch you and take you to market square for flogging i can guarantee you the olny thing when go come out of your mouth na "hunger turn im you to ritualist"... that mouth when you go talk na pliers i go take remove you rotten teeth as part of una ritual is not to brush your teeth
Are you mental cheesy
Where you know me from
RomanceRe: TheGidRedpiller Needs Your HELP With This!! (Photo) by Autobot05: 5:38pm On Nov 01, 2022
toxtimmy:
Mumu... You see say your comments prove you are ritualist as you believe only ritualist dey get money... You can run but you cannot hide... You will be used as an example that all ritualist have the same end... You can run but you can't hide
Clown lol
RomanceRe: TheGidRedpiller Needs Your HELP With This!! (Photo) by Autobot05: 5:33pm On Nov 01, 2022
toxtimmy:
Now take your head from where the sun never shines and take a selfie and put on here... You have 5 minutes to do so you you will put your head back where the sun never shines... Like i said you will put on the market Square so you can be flogged publicly, you can't hide from you ritualist actions... I'm coming with a big stick for your head
You don see ritualist wey no get money before grin
The moment you call me a ritualist everybody go burst laugh cheesy cheesy

HealthRe: Marijuana Quiting Thread by Autobot05: 5:30pm On Nov 01, 2022
How about a WhatsApp thread guys ??

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 (of 83 pages)