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NeoWanZaeed:
Report to Jesus na. Sebi he's the way. Why call out government.
Clown

Common sense isn’t actually common sir
Happy Sunday



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olagunjuolawuyi:
my name is james and i am 19 years old i love a girl called abigeal, i have been falling in love with her since when i was in sss 1 but i donot know how to tell her that i love her, now we're out of secondary school.
guys i need your advices pls advice me ! what will i do? my name is james and i am 19 years old i love a girl called abigeal, i have been falling in love with her since when i was in sss 1 but i donot know how to tell her that i love her, now we're out of secondary school.
guys i need your advices pls advice me ! what will i do?

I’m slightly older than you ( 2 years precisely ) so consider my advice
Leave girls alone and focus on your future and becoming a better man.

When you’re approaching your mid/late20’s you can start with them. But it’s still good to experience some things tho as experience is the best teacher




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Arkmanbuddy:
Makes all the NIN stuff rather useless, don't you think?

Exactly. You know the police can actually track phones with the assistance of mobile network providers. But since it’s not kidnapping and they might not get big bucks from it. They just ignore
Actually we have way bigger problems in this country currently. Thanks to his excellency abi Wetin dem dey call am




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Eyanbahose:
well... There's hardship in the land so what do you expect? Just be careful next time

Lol I’m careful 3x more careful now
May God see us through



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Magnoliaa:
You're doing a very terrible thing, my Brother. See, I know women like that. They have very tough exterior to break through, but once you do, they are very soft fukefuke like a bread on the inside. Here's what to do to win her heart:

- Become her personal man-slave
- Give her your ATM and pin
- Whenever she walking on the road, make sure to look for where potopoto is and start rolling inside and screaming out her name. Make sure she sees and hear you.

Do these tricks for the next three months first and come back to update me on your progess, before I tell you the other half of my tips. It is something that'll last for a year and I guarantee you, by the time it is Devember 2023, this girl would have accepted to be yours and only yours.

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6pack:
I will never do this but if I ever do it and u betray me, just consider yourself a walking corpse

Technically she’s right. She has the right to choose who to love
Just that she’s ungrateful. I’ve been in a similar situation before. Learnt my lesson. Blocked and moved on.




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Frame the pic and mount it in a suitable place in the living room. Na she go use her hand dey explain Wetin she dey don on top ladder to visitors and family relatives




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Olagoods1:
This 2022 I have decided not to give any girl money again except my sister and my mother....

I suppose but you malt Abeg



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Say no to fraud



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siofra:

An award for sleeping around


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PRE4:
Really

Yeah

PRE4:
I am Hot guys and we can have good sex tonight..
I have big dick .very big one and can Bleep well..if you want to taste,please just indicate if at Ikorodu or closer to Ikorodu

Say no to fornication and adultery sir



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dyera:
This is what happened.

Today Saturday afternoon, one of my female neighbor in her late thirties came to ask me if I have cutlass that she can use to peel the coconut that she bought. I have cutlass so I gave it to her.

I waited for her to her to peel the coconut and return the cutlass. After she finished peeling the coconut, she asked me if I would like to have a piece. I told her yes, since I happen to also like coconut.

The issue now is, I noticed that she bit both edge of the piece of coconut before giving it to me. And I know this lady is someone who is seriously searching for a husband.

Now I suspect the possibility that a spiritualist instructed her to do this to charm a man and get herself a husband.

The coconut is still with me, I would feel bad if I throw it away after accepting it, but am also worried something would happen if I ate it. Am I overthinking it?

Follow your instinct
They’ll rarely / never deceive you



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I have been feeling sick ever since i had sex with my girlfriend, so i went for a test today only to find out she's infected me with HIV. This is someone i trusted with everything. I've learned my lesson the hard way. My life is ruined right now, I've cried my eyes out and suicide is the only thing coming to my mind now. I'm still alive because of the thought of my mother, butt I'm not sure i can hold on.

Please be careful with who you say you love.

Say no to fornication and adultery you won’t hear
Never lose hope. It’s not a death sentence



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Ericnrm:
One joint of Colorado couldn’t get you high?? Lol you probably weren’t lacing enough or what you were smoking was definitely NOT pure Colorado, even Ice sef wasn’t getting you high? Nawa, anyway keep up the good work bro. 2 weeks isn’t easy seeing as I haven’t gone more than 2 days sober in the last 7 years

I meant one joint of AZ.
Meth used to make me feel so cool. Like I was Superhuman … my sober days counting app barely counted to 5 days. That was my finest count when I realized I was an addict and tried to stop. Immediately after bounced back I took every drug heavily to compensate for the days I stayed away from lmao ‘‘twas crazy. Back then even tho na 20 Igbo I no mind just dey roll am come na their ashes you go see. I dey even high go church sef. I was only 21 .. even 3am I dey waka go my dealer side




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Dreadlock69:
Dem no dey stop am

Dem no dey stop am

This egbò

Dem no dey stop am

You see egbó

No just enter

Eee get entrance eee no get exit

Eee get beginning eee no get end

Egbó nah cult cool

No just try am

When i dey tell people say egbó nah cult them think say i dey play

Egbó nah full confraternity

The good thing be say you fit limit am totally like maybe once every outing or flexing not on the regular but you no fit stop am

Very wrong. I was an addict until very recently. Jesus was the answer. Normally I couldn’t stop because I had gotten to the stage that if I don’t smoke At least once a day My head no go correct. In fact meth and Colorado was my favorite. ( I avoided cocaine and heroine because they’re expensive addictions). In fact one joint couldn’t get me high at a certain stage and up till now I’m learning to enjoy music without smoking( if na before if I no smoke no matter the song e go be like noise for my ear … the drugs rewired Sth in my brain ) I even planned to go to rehab ( yaba) to stop. But now like about 2 weeks now I never smoke and I don’t feel it ( which is a huge feat for me )





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arthurwillia:
Tell me your opinion about this.

I have been talking to his lady for quite a while and we vibe well, I like her enough to be my gf. We met on the road one day and we talked, she said she’s hungry and needed to eat, so we branched a restaurant, she brought out her atm but they said they don’t accept atm so I paid for her..

Fast forward 1 week after, we were chatting and next thing she said was, buy lunch for me, I was like who be this one.. I had the money to buy lunch for her but red flag for me is all these girls that bill too much.. I just told her I can’t buy lunch for her.. this is a girl that’s using iPhone 11 and I’m managing my Xsmax oo..

After that I was thinking like, are all girls like that? Should I just buy the lunch and just let it be? If I keep saying no to all girls that ask me for lunch, will I see a girl to date? Ladies who ask for lunch? Why do you do that? Is it to eat the boys money or something?

Na so I sit down for house early this year for my school apartment. My small phone just ring as I pick it up na so I hear “ I’m at the store transfer money to buy ice cream for me “ Omo I weak
She was an ex but we were just friends after I left her and that was the same reason I left her



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Julius209:
We have been together for a year now and she always demanded financial assistance. She lost her phone recently and I bought another one for her last week Friday. She again called a day before yesterday asking for another financial assistance but I refused to help telling her that I just bought a phone for her recently.
Since I said that, She hasn't called me nor did I call her.


Should I let her go because of this?

No don’t stop sir. Buy her a house and a car then you look for money to buy her helicopter. Just be assured that even if you buy her this planet an ungrateful person is an ungrateful person



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The rate at which thieves steal phones these days is alarming
I think the government and police including the network providers can help in curbing this menace. It’s hard

My phone has gotten stolen/ robbed this year and many others are complaining

Can something be done ?



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Mariangeles:
Fruits are very important, and should be an integral part of our diet because they contain antioxidants which are essential for human health.
Antioxidants mop up free radicals in the body that can damage the body’s cells and lead to diseases, such as cancer.

According to Medical News Today Eating a diet high in fruits (and vegetables) can reduce a person’s risk of developing heart disease, cancer, inflammation, and diabetes.

Citrus fruits (like oranges, lemon, grape fruit, lime...) and berries (like strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, bananas) may be especially powerful for preventing disease.

Did you know that Oranges also contain high levels of pectin, which is a fiber that can keep the colon healthy by binding to chemicals that can cause cancer and removing them from the colon?

I read a guy's comment that said he could never buy oranges, mangoes, red apples...with his money, and the comment left me wondering what fruit do you like then? I mean, what more options are there? and that comment led me to create this thread, so that those who don't know, can know the importance of eating fruits.

So guys, what is your favourite fruit?
What is/are the fruit(s) you can't tolerate?

For me, I like variety of fruits, but sweet oranges are my favourite.
I cannot stand cashew! Urgh! I'm allergic.
As for pineapples...let's just say my mouth let's me know when it's had enough.

Nairalanders, what is your favourite fruit?

I eat almost any fruit except pears



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Omo true but I pray I don’t damage mine

Shugargal:
So because shes a virgin, he should goan pay bride price and forget about the bad attitudes he has complained about abi? Isorite!

Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t know



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olaniyilukman:
what you are saying in essence is that, the guy should go ahead and buy black market

Black market how ?




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iPhone 12 sim lock after reset
Any solution ?



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rowosky:
Hey Guys, I saw an ad on Jiji. ng for an iphone 12 64gb for 255,000.
Personally used by the seller with receipt and pack all available.
Battery 90%

Please is there anything i should know before doing a deal like that. Cause it seems like a steal.
Any advice?
Should i go for it or should I just get a uk used iphone 11 from a reputable iphone dealer so if any issues arises I can go back there?



Lalasticlala mynd44

Abeg help me push to fp
Nobody wan answer

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Greisen:
Lolz the only aspect Iphone is better than Samsung is in security aspect bro

Fact sir




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Solanaa:
Iphone is an overrated piece of shit!


Go ahead and get yourself that beast of a technology (Samsung)

With All due respect sir I disagree
They’re both monsters
(From a loyal Samsung boy but currently an iPhone (12) user )
It’s just a matter of os preference



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His excellency



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redcliff:
Useless mofo don forget say him dey comot next year. No touch any funds for that account abeg.

Comrade You no want make he cash out small For the last times ?



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