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PoliticsRe: We Will Decentralise National Grid, Invest $550m To Boost Power Supply – Buhari by Autobot05: 4:34pm On Jun 22, 2022
ArewaNorth:
https://dailynigerian.com/decentralise-national-grid/
Clap for yourself sir



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PoliticsRe: No Bomb Explosion At Izombe Market, Vehicle Was Set On Fire - Imo Police by Autobot05: 4:27pm On Jun 22, 2022
Ion even know who’s lying again

But believe and trust the NPF at your own risk




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PoliticsRe: Katsina: Bandits Kill 3 Villagers, Abduct Married Woman by Autobot05: 4:21pm On Jun 22, 2022
vicdom:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/katsina-bandits-kill-3-villagers-abduct-married-woman/
Buhari deserves an award for the most incompetent president that ever walked on earth



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TravelRe: Finally I'm In America by Autobot05: 4:20pm On Jun 22, 2022
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!
Goodluck bro
I’ll join you soon ijn



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PoliticsRe: Senate Alerts Military On Terrorists’ Enclaves In Kwara, Niger by Autobot05: 4:12pm On Jun 22, 2022
iwaeda:
https://leadership.ng/senate-alerts-military-on-terrorists-enclaves-in-kwara-niger/
Give them guns to go by themselves



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RomanceRe: No Money—no Sex. Make Money And Gain Your Respect! by Autobot05: 4:10pm On Jun 22, 2022
eMoney51:
cool cool


Most people go into programming because of the money involved.

Yes, while there is money to be made in it, you should be ready to invest money to improve yourself. I mean anything that you feel will make you unstoppable in the market.

Nothing comes out of nothing.

But if you don't have money at the moment, yet you have a lot of time, just follow the link on my Bio to make some side income from the comfort of your house.
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Ok boss



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RomanceRe: I Need New Friends by Autobot05: 5:54am On Jun 22, 2022
patosky3310:
What is your gender?
I’m a guy




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RomanceRe: Saw This On A Friend's Status by Autobot05: 8:31pm On Jun 21, 2022
chiarachy:
Is GLO sim really that bad
Autocorrect or typo error


Btw Say no to sexual perversions ( paraphilia)
Stay away from fornication and adultery



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RomanceRe: I Will Be Teaching 50 People How To Make $50 Daily As A Freelancer Free Of Charg by Autobot05: 8:30pm On Jun 21, 2022
jacksonmorgan1:
Few more persons to start
Add me please

Zero 816905five47two

I’m in a program till Wednesday and I put off my WhatsApp to avoid distractions. I will be active by afternoon tomorrow



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RomanceRe: In Need Of A Boyfriend Urgently. by Autobot05: 8:28pm On Jun 21, 2022
Prettygirl200:
So as the topic implies am in a need of a boyfriend, when I mean boyfriend I mean real one, not all those broke ass redpillers ooo. He must have these qualities:


Must be rich
Must be handsome,
Must be tall,
Must be intelligent and above all must not have a body count that is above 3. Thank u!!
Ok ma
Search till you become an evening newspaper


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RomanceRe: What Happened When I Tell Women I Want To F..ck by Autobot05: 8:25pm On Jun 21, 2022
Say no to fornication and adultery


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RomanceRe: Do Your Work Well – Young Man Tells Yahoo Boys After Visiting Slave Trade Site by Autobot05: 8:22pm On Jun 21, 2022
Say no to fraud ( no reason is acceptable in the eyes of the lord almighty)



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RomanceRe: How Nigerian Girls Behave When You Are Removing There Pants (photos) by Autobot05: 8:16pm On Jun 21, 2022
Uzomacharles:
This Vawulence Na Rated 18+


PG GUARDIAN IS ADVISED
Calm down comrade


Btw say no to fornication and adultery




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FashionRe: Social Media Ladies Show Us Their Faces Before And After Makeup by Autobot05: 8:13pm On Jun 21, 2022
Abuashman1:
Makeup has taken over the world and some men are afraid of dating new women because of the power of makeup. Makeup has made most women's dreams come true as they can use makeup to achieve any look they want.

If it wasn't for YouTube and social media, we probably wouldn't know the real secret to looking perfect....which is makeup! With makeup names like foundation, primer, concealer, contouring, bronzer, eyelashes and lipstick to name a few shows you how serious the makeup game is. It can transform any woman to look the way they desire and sadly for some men, they fall inlove with makeup and not the lady's true self.
That second pic the makeup artist and the woman ought to be arrested



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RomanceRe: How Girls Become Lesbians by Autobot05: 8:11pm On Jun 21, 2022
Say no to sexual perversions ( paraphilia)



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RomanceRe: How Girls Become Lesbians by Autobot05: 8:09pm On Jun 21, 2022
Morrigan008:
It's not completely known why someone might be lesbian, gay, straight, or bisexual. But research shows that sexual orientation is likely caused by biological factors that start before birth.

People don't decide who they are attracted to, and therapy, treatment, or persuasion won't change a person's sexual orientation. You also can't "turn" a person gay. For example exposing a so called boy to toys traditionally made for girls such as dolls, won't cause him to be gay.

You probably started to become aware of who you are attracted to at a very young age. This doesn't mean you have sexual feelings, just that you could identify People you found attractive or liked

Sexual orientation is like a scale with entirely gay on one and entirely straight on the other, lots of people would be not on the far end but somewhere in the middle
Sexual orientation is an inmate character. It's pretty much hardwired into people from the time they are born.
If girls are attracted to other girls that makes them lesbians . If they are attracted to boys that makes them straight.People can't choose to be gay or straight. It's what they are .

In conclusion nothing makes someone "become a lesbian".
Lesbians are wise enough to understand that women are much prettier than men
Non straight people don't become queer , they discover that they are queer. One can't become gay you have to be 'BORN THAT WAY'.
That's because lesbians don't consciously decide to be , it is just the way it is
A girl's likeness to another girl to such an extent that she wants to fall in love with her, cuddle her,Kiss her,make love to her and what to spend the entire life with her.
For her this is love for others she is a lesbian
And as we all know love is not a choice
Say no to sexual perversions ( paraphilia)




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RomanceRe: As A Lesbian What Turns You On In A Woman? by Autobot05: 8:09pm On Jun 21, 2022
Beehive01:
The lips, the pointed nose,her mesmerizing eyes, the soft skin, the long soft silky hair, the beautiful sculpted face,the soft sexy feminine voice, the beautiful well shaped developed breast,the inviting places that are begging to be explored, the curves, the sweet smell of their skin , the nectar between their legs.
A very funny, lively interesting girl that you Neva get bored with when you are around her
A kind, graceful,descent and compassionate lady
Or are you a sapiosexual lesbian who is attracted to intelligence and not necessarily outer beauty

As a lesbian air your desires down below
Say no to sexual perversions ( paraphilia)




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CrimeRe: See The Comments That Made Me Realize Yahoo Yahoo Has Finished Our Youths by Autobot05: 8:07pm On Jun 21, 2022
Say no to FRAUD



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RomanceRe: Should I Break Up With My Girlfriend Or what? by Autobot05: 8:06pm On Jun 21, 2022
123guys:
Nairalanders I need advice. I've been dating this girl for more than a year. But I have couple of challenges:
1) She doesn't like to visit me except for a few times. She claims to be a virgin and says I might be tempted. That I need to pay her bride price before we can do all those. At times I wonder if there's something she's hiding
2) Each time I try to break up, she sheds tears and involves her family members sometimes to beg me.
3) She is a prayerful type (she has MFM background). So, oftentimes she involves me in fasting.
4) She swings mood easily when things are not going on well. This part is really frustrating because she takes everything as fight when this happens. Infact, she hardly takes advice.

I love her but I'm not sure how to deal with those bad sides. Please I need help. I need advice.
If she’s genuinely and truly a celibate. Please pay her bride price before anything
Say no to fornication and adultery sir



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RomanceRe: How To Ask For Sex Easily by Autobot05: 8:03pm On Jun 21, 2022
Say no to fornication and adultery sir


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RomanceRe: No Money—no Sex. Make Money And Gain Your Respect! by Autobot05: 8:03pm On Jun 21, 2022
eMoney51:
When I was young, I used to believe on the two statement called "True Love" and "Soulmate"..

..but not anymore.

As an errand boy working for a hotel attendant (not the manager itself), with no mother to guide me, or a family to back me up, I was on the street of Lagos hustling night and day.

I was always motivated to work because I had someone with me I thought was my soulmate (or even a girlfriend)... I was wrong. embarassed

She was entice with money by my own friend and she left me.. all because of money. shocked

I set out to make this money and I had enough of it saved for my grandchildren.

I dedicated myself to learning skills like web design, programming and self-improvement.

Now, she is giving me green light again (this world is not balance).

My brother make this money oo.

You can start with the Link on my Bio. Thanks.
I’m about to step into programming
Please can I contact you ?



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RomanceRe: How A Man Should Please A Lesbian by Autobot05: 7:56pm On Jun 21, 2022
ladybak47:
They are only few things a man can do to please a lesbian. Respect her sexual orientation,be her platonic friend, being a great wingman,by not trying to convert her and care for what they care about or go away
Lesbians seek female intimacy
A straight man seeking to Please a lesbian should ask himself if there is any man on the planet that can please HIM.
Would he like it if a male friend held his hand ?
Kissed him? wanted to have sex ? could some guy turn you gay??!
In other words, quit thinking about just what you want. Find someone who just want to be pleased by you.

A man trying to convert a lesbian is like a man trying to convert a straight man and hoping to someday be happy and fully satisfied in the relationship.
Just because she has a vagina it doesn't mean it is meant for male genitals, just because she has ovaries, it doesn't mean she is designed to carry babies fertilized from having sex with a man.And just because she is female it doesn't mean she is designed or meant for a male.
Drop any fantasy about being with a lesbian she Will never ever want you.
Flew away from sexual immorality and perversions



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RomanceRe: Yahoo Saved Me From Depression. My Story by Autobot05: 7:49pm On Jun 21, 2022
Say no to fraud
You’re heaping curses upon yourself



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ComputersRe: What Valuable Digital Skill Can I Acquire With This Laptop? by Autobot05: 7:11pm On Jun 21, 2022
Cenner:
Hi, all.

I want to get this laptop HP 8440p with my last card — it's around 80k. Though I'm having 50k cash atm, and I plan on increasing it to 60k soonest before I make a down payment by month end.

But the thing is that I am yet to use or own a laptop before. So, I don't know if this particular make is worth buying or not. I own a good android device, but I know it isn't enough to learn something good — I may be wrong.

Consecutively, I plan on learning a valuable skill with it like logo design, Adobe Photoshop, Book cover design, etc. But I don't know the best skill that would be best to learn if I should purchase it.


Pls, I need your suggestions and advice.

Cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44.
Programming,software development and engineering are your best bet



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RomanceRe: Please Guys What Can I Do To This Young Girl!!! by Autobot05: 7:07pm On Jun 21, 2022
Iamhero:
I’ve been in a relationship with this girl exactly one year ago and she is very young she is 19yrs old now, I’ve never found her cheating because I connected her WhatsApp with my PC for the past 4months ago and she didn't know about it. But two weeks ago I noticed that she was chatting with a man on her WhatsApp and this man is an old man like a 50yr-old upward, I was confused I didn't ask her about it. She came to me last week Monday and she was on a call with the man and immediately she saw me enter the room she quickly hangs up the call and I asked her who she was talking to and she told me she was talking to her dad, I said okay, after that I noticed she was on her WhatsApp and I quickly took my PC and check her recent chats then I saw the man asking her where she is and she told the man she was in her female friend’s side, I still didn't say anything to her I didn't let her know anything, after 3days I checked her WhatsApp again and I saw my girlfriend sending the videos they made inside the man’s car to him and the man was like I am happy to see you today! And the man asked my babe when both of them will have time to sleep together and my babe told the man that he should be patient with her till she was done with her exam and the man agreed. Now to cut the long story short, last week Tuesday she came to me and I took her to the restaurant to eat and she was trying to make a video with me, as usual, she always did but this time I'm not happy with her and I just forced myself to smile and made the video with her, then my mind told me to check her WhatsApp but I don't want her to know that I want to check her phone and I was patient till we get home back, then I took my PC and check her WhatsApp chats, I saw her telling the man that the man should not worry she will meet with him on Sunday and she will sleep over and she will have fun with him. The one that pained me most was that she was telling the man she will give him all kinds of styles for him and the man was very happy and even sent her money, at this moment I want to talk and ask her because I was very angry but I still calm myself and I didn't even tell any of my friends about it, I now told her that I have a special place I wanted to take her to on Sunday and I want her to have it in mind, she immediately frowned her face and told me she was going to a naming ceremony with her mother on Sunday and she even told me to ask her mom, I knew she was lying and she was going to that man but I insisted that we must go out together on Sunday and I even told her I was taking her on a mini-vacation and she was happy because she likes to go on vacation, now she agreed but later she chats with the man and gave him some excuses and she told the man she will come to him on Saturday instead and sleep with him till Sunday morning and the man agreed. On that Sunday very early in the morning I called her mom and asked her to help me give her phone to her because I was calling her number and her number wasn't going through but her mother told me she was sleeping and I said okay and I hanged the call then later she calls me and we talked, I told her to chat me on WhatsApp that I wanted to tell her something and she said okay, I did that to gain access to her WhatsApp and I saw her telling the man that she has gotten home at 7 am and I saw the man complimenting her that she really enjoy her and this time I was very very sad to the extent that I was crying because I thought this girl is the right person for me to marry because I haven't found any shit with her for the past a year we have been dating and I always take care of her based on my power and my current situation, I changed her phone 1 months ago and I always gave her money every week to make her hair, and when am broke I always let her know that I don't have much on me and she will even advise me not to think much that everything will be fine.
I know her mother knows about that man because from her chat I always read sometimes she does tell the man to drive to her house and come and check on her and she lives with her mother, she came to me last week Sunday that same day she came from that man and I didn't even let her notice that I know everything I just keep all the pains in me and act like nothing wrong but I left her inside the house and went out to my friends side just not to be seeing her face that day and I make sure I didn't make fun with her till she left my side for their house, I'm really heartbroken now and I'm confused I don't know what to do, I'll be happy if you guys can tell me what to do. Thanks for reading ��
I wish I had your composure bro .respect
My advice is to RUN VERY FAR AWAY
Block , disconnect and discontinue anything you have to do with her

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CrimeRe: Dismembered Body Of A Young Woman Found Dumped In Kubwa, Abuja (Graphic Photos) by Autobot05: 7:02pm On Jun 21, 2022
Righteousness2:
The World is Ferociously expiring and is at the edge of being expired.
Wicked, evil, abominable and depraved hearts and minds manifesting all over the places in different ways

This Ship is Sinking Fast.
The Life boat is JESUS Chrust.
The RAPTURE of the Church is just a Trump away...
Amend your ways and Live Prepared !! Thrr is no more time..
Yes boss
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PhonesRe: Which Phone Can I Get Budget 60 To 70k by Autobot05: 7:00pm On Jun 21, 2022
Siberia01:
Mind you!.
Na woman wan use am

Just for daily task
And a decent camera for her business

Thanks
iPhone 7+( if you’re lucky )
Galaxy s8+ ( 60-70% camera power )
Google pixel 3xl ( camera power )



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RomanceRe: I Need New Friends by Autobot05: 6:49pm On Jun 21, 2022
patosky3310:
Male.
I’m available if you want
Zero 816905five47two WhatsApp
I will reply by tomorrow afternoon pls




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RomanceFact by Autobot05(op): 2:35pm On Jun 20, 2022
I can easily relate
When I’m new I rarely talk ( some people might even think I’m dumb )
But once I get to know you better and my inner self accepts you. Omo you may have to beg me to stop talking lol . And we are usually the coolest people


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RomanceRe: Lady Collapses Instantly After Boyfriend Proposes To Her; Sad Video Drops by Autobot05: 2:21pm On Jun 20, 2022
Kollins11:
Let her just die from there.. Useless gender.

As for the SIMPle idiot that's kneeling down to propose to a worn-out kpekus.. Na ogun go kee you there.
This vAwlence na shot on target



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RomanceRe: Can You Share A Joint Account With Person You Are Dating? by Autobot05: 2:17pm On Jun 20, 2022
Even jazz no fit make me do am

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RomanceRe: As A 25yr Old Boy, How Can I Attract A Lady Of 45yrs To Me by Autobot05: 2:14pm On Jun 20, 2022
Ayanwukoma:
this woman yansh dey give me high blood pressure.
she owns a provision shop, ALWAYS looking at me because I'm handsome and different.
.I really would love to have something to do with her. but the age difference is glaring.

if you see her assz alot of young girls don't have it...it's so firm and steady on the skirt or tight trousers she wore. like cherokee
I'm not sure she's not married, haven't seen her with kid
Repent sir

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