Brainrex: Get Ready People
CMW for tecno n3 is 99% complete

u are the bomb

ayodot: hi @all.
As any any been able to install a Java emulator on n3?
I tried jbed but it dies seem to work

^^^^^

ypzilanti:

My brother, the thing is a problem. If I want to properly vex I have to leave the house and ignore her calls because if I stay in the house and she gets a hold of me, I am finished.

guy u funny.

hi @all.
As any any been able to install a Java emulator on n3?
I tried jbed but it dies seem to work

So much hatred, for no reason or good course
**unfollow**

InvertedHammer:

Avoid any question that involves saying crocodile or hippopotamus.

u mean croco-crocooo-cro-crococro-o-o-o-dile

on a serious note, just inform them u stammer a little. I think will boost ur confidence, cause u know they already know. A man already down fears no fall

ypzilanti: Nothing oh! Even when I want to quarrel she will begin to work on me, and before you know it I am positioned behind her whispering 'Oh you are soooo sweet, baby'

she knows her onions

ifyalways: Only and only If i get boil for mouth and the other side else,Nothing. Our quarrels no reach for kpekus side.Whether he vex for me or i vex for am,we must reach-out-and-chop clean mouth then continue the quarrel.

lmao

Airforce1: Yes I voted for him ... But I'm kinda regreting it right now cuz his style of leadership makez no sense to me..
Come 2015? Erm, please permit me to ask my oga at the top who I should vote for.
But definitely not going to vote for Tinubu, fashola or segun awolowo cuz of there yoruba background.

yet another bigot

Sincere 9gerian:

Of course we know the reason you will not vote him. Ethnic sentiments at play. I saw this post in your profile and it confirms why you'll not vote for GEJ:

Politics / Re: North Ready To Chase Jonathan Out Of Power In 2015 - Arewa by ilugunboy ( m ): 11:57am On Jan 08
tomakint:
So wapa same to you
The North is ready and will chase defeat your brother GEJ out of power by 2015...he is thoroughly in a bad book with the South Westerners.
It's a done deal whether you Easterners want it or not
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https://www.nairaland.com/ilugunboy/posts/21

In addition there's NO EVIDENCE in most of your posts that you voted for GEJ in 2011. Most of your posts that I saw were tilted towards ACN and against GEJ and Igbos.

Its not as if its wrong for your to hold those opinions but it is WiCKED, malicious and DEVILISH to lie about it.

yet another bigot

femiero: I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it. As usual he wanted to collect "EGUNJE"money from me...Then suddenly he saw the big grown dog in the back seat with tongue sticking out angrily staring fiercely at him.

POLICE: [shaking] Ah! You carry dog?
ME: [I bone my face] Yes!
POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from?
ME: From hospital!
POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick?
ME: No, na the dog o.
POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat?
ME: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o.
POLICE: and the dog know you o?
ME: Yes na, no be me get am?
POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am?
ME: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter.
POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am.....

Then the idiot flew out of the car...

I don laugh sote, Na tears they Comot my nose and mucus from my eyes

bamu_hanya: This is purely about over azz licking by Ali of his oga from above.Its about PDP also. The Yorubas have every right to choose wisely about there leaders. Obj is not a good leader as far as I know. The Yorubas have stood up even when he is there own to say Obj is bad contrary to the likes of ethnocentric tribes like Igbo n Ijaws.
The Yorubas are a respected people with great sense of understanding and fair judgement.The Igbos are the worst bigots and tribalistic people you can imagine.For all I care Ali spoke like Abati and he is also a nobodyM He doesn't speak for the north or any well meaning party.
Lastly why are the Igbos always hell bent on causing conflicts between people in this nation.why does the relations between other tribes worry you so much?why do you so hate people like this?
The Yorubas are not cowards the whoop the Igbo butts several times and the score card says so clearly.Not any significant rating is found under the belt of the Igbos!Not before or during colonization and not during the civil war.The Yorubas have delievered several victories and how many ahave the Igbo made in history.Beyond the things fall apart tales by moonlight shit.
I have great respect for the Yorubas and the leaders of thought they have.Its beyond match in this nation.
So any Nyamiri or Igbo that can't keep his hating down may kiss a transformer now.Cos we aint gona fight.The fool Ali who said that crap is on his own.He may as well go give Obj a Pdp BJ!!!

u have said it all. Ibo and bigotry is synonymous. Generally, Yoruba's are never bias in the judgment, unlike the Ibo folk(hypocrites) flooding nairaland this days

abi she don follow. u don't forget quick, say one still dey run from u

temi4fash:

y i go laff u nau...

U get too close before u let ur intentions knwn..
dat y she zones u..
and wen u pop d question she gets annoyed n u hear sumtin lik it shldnt b u...

ladies with this 'i know him too well to date him mentality'. but I've always tot, its best to go out with ones friend( female). Cause we will know each other so well and all we stand for.

simayanki4real:

@ doncolio: its obvious you live in oblivion of what women really want, am pretty sure it stares you in the face but you cannot get a hold of it! Well i'm sure carmelion who know so well about women will enlighten you.

@carmelion: Its a well chosen name for you, just want to let you know that this is not HOW YOU GET REDEMPTION FOR YOUR MISTAKES! Am sure depression has eaten you up, self confidence has tied you up, arrogance would always be your companion but what you so desperately seek deep down the cherade of a stony heart you claim to have is the so-called LOVE & MARRIAGE you preach against is what you actually crave for in the lonliness of your heart. Is the very thing that eats you up when you lie down & when you wake up... So you wake up & think your frustration is to start a thread that blames all the mistakes you have committed right from your university days uptill now on MEN NO! NO! NO! Your redemption wouldn't come so SWIFTLY.

Ladies in the house, there exists beyond the extremities of the universe and comprehension of the greatest minds, the divinity & solemnity of LOVE & MARRIAGE! The only way to achieve you heart's desire is to be yourself. Listen to peoples experiences but make your decisions prayerfully....Don't let people who are depressed by certain mistakes they have made in life, lure you... BE WISE! Take care pals.

Simayanki signing out 4real!

guy u forkup. there was no need for the outburst

temi4fash:

guy Na laugh u come laff me

I will leave ur fake a$$ for someone with the real deal

small d1ck or underperformance

Hi @all. I don't know what I have been doing wrong lately and I need help seriously. After summon up the the courage to pour out my heart to a lady, we start getting along but before I know it I'm in the prison called 'Friend Zone'.
Maybe there something I'm doing wrong hence need your advice.
Abeg this Na serious matter oh.

candygosh:

This thread isn't for hookups. Its for learning, understnding and talk

lol. what's the essence of learning and not putting what have learnt to use?

Phinalphantasy: number one:LOOK
this is the first and foremost thing to do. if you feel uncomfortable about looking then you cant flirt. thats the starting point. you should know that this is also meant to be fun, cos the reaction youre gonna elicit will be fun to you. look, don't stare and don't look too much else you're passing the wrong message, for instance the person might think you know them somewhere
ladies,lock on to his eyes and eyes alone. when he catches you looking, pause for about 3 seconds, look away and smile afterwards. this signifies romantic overtones. if you observe a look of keen interest on his face,game on. CAUTION; dont look at his lips, torso or the bulge in his pants afterwards ooo cos that one signifies s3xual overtones
men, lock on to her about three times as well, a confident look and a daring sweet smile playing on your lips. when she catches you looking, keep looking and then shift your attention to something else,then back at her after some seconds. if you see a look of puzzled or outright interest on her face,game on. else if its a look of disgust or disinterest,abeg just pause first . i could say you shouldnt look at her b00bs or so but i know you guys wont heed to this. it sometimes speeds up the process

LOL. nice one, I'll give it a try first thing tomorrow

DailyNews: yes, when I write u won't know I am an introvert, cos I create scenes just like when I am writing a novel or short story.

On d hookup ish, I made it clear from day one here that I am not interested in hooking up for so many reasons. If at all I am prepared emotionally and otherwise to embark on a future-bound journey with an opposite sex, maybe I would have tried here, maybe...but I am not prepared yet n I dnt like wasting ppls time, that's my principle; dnt start wot u cnt finish, I value ppls emotion n life to toil with any. Thanks for d check n balances, well deserved, u seem to be a realist, nice of u

LOL. me I'm interest in hooking up oh. lets do whatsapp thing. the no is 08057337938

missblanche:
its even scarier for me because i look like an 18 yrs teenager and the funny truth is that i'm close to 30..each time i go out...i get approached by small boys and its so f..king annoying and then really old guys come along also and i wonder what da heck is wrong within me..everyone says i should be grateful for my body including my dad and sometimes i feel the body is not helping..

lol.. funny truth indeed. but I can assure u, its a very good thing... I, for like such and I know some other guys do. Not to worry, u will meet him very soon.

slimmy05: look at this Mungo park, you opened that your suckaway mouth to talk about the ibo's. .

wow have never seen 'suck away' mouth before, it will certainly be predominant in ur family and tribe

slimmy05:
The Lagos wey una dey shout sef na wah, lagos state without light and water. Guy go sleep for lagoon. Now a word to Fashola, I still wonder if you have ever travelled out of this shores and still embark on some white elephant project. Even if you have not, haven't you watched or read on papers how developed country managed to get to where they are now. BRT is almost gone, no , where is the rail system, only one lane anda few coaches, where is the wter and road? Guy, the amount of money Lagos state generate internally is enough to make this state a mini new-york..

I still maintain u and ur likes are HYPOCRITES. why will u judge one governor with a different scale of the whole 36. I'm not a politician nor do I like them. Ur small brain tells u it only Lagos that generate enough doe, to transform it state to new-york. even when ur so call ibo governors as never done one-twentith of what he as done in is time in office. Ur like are the one who try to remove dirt on ones eyelid without considering the TRASH on ur face

I tire for this tribalistic igbo folks.

I'm not a lagosian, but that won't cloud my judgment.
"Fashola locks shop for Tax evasion" , Ibo man response " how will a dirty Yoruba man close a shop because of tax, he's tribalistic". for getting tax evasion is an offence against the state. U dare not try it in a white mans land.
"Fashola Closes mile12 market for health and sanitary reasons", Ibo mans response " I don't have business interest there, it non of my business. Those Yoruba and Hausa people are too dirty" he also did it in Oshodi we all now like

"Fashola Closes Ladipo Market for health and Sanitary reasons", Ibo mans' response
" thunder, lightening, fire, brimstone, hell. we get money pass Yoruba man. what effrontery, a dirty Yoruba men, telling us to clean up. doesn't he know Ibo people are the only prosperous ones in Lagos, with houses in V.I and lekki axis"

My conclusion Ibo people are HYPOCRITES.

dash97: igbo HE GOAT.... PIGS, DIRTY THINGS.... U SHUD SEE THEIR IGBO BABES WITH BEARDS ON CHEST AND FACE.... and u hear insulting FASHOLA..... CHIMP

LOL. Ibo chicks sabi get bearbear die

oyb:

How scrotum take enter this matter?

Na Wetin she like pass be that

Wow. this is exhilarating.
I have also seen for some years now the part of Deuteronomy that stated that at the third year, the year of tithing, that one should gather the orphans, widow strangers and levites within ones gate and tithe to them.
That made me begin to question the MOG. why would they continue ignore that part and all other part, aforesaid in this thread(cause I've saw it myself. even b4 2day).
Did Malachi institute tithe payment? no.
why not read the whole Law of tithe payment?
Was tithe initially money? no, tithe is food
why turn it into money?
why won't they share with the needy as commanded.
why ignore all other laws save for those that things are paid? example is the an eye for eye part
Are pastors levites? Accepting Jesus does it make everyone a levite or just the pastors?
why do I need to redeem the 1st born since Jesus as died for the atonement of his sins? Though Jesus was bruise for is transgressions
Why would there be needs in my church(my local church) and most part of the tithe(like 80% of the total) is sent to the HQ?
But one thing I'm sure of is, Tithe was instituted by God so the won't be needy in the land. That why he referred to those without inheritance(land to work), to be tithed to. And the same is what Jesus and Paul laid emphasis on Charity and brotherly love.

I personally decided my money won't go into the tithe box again, since I know major part goes to the HQ. I put mine in the development offering which stays in the local church.

'OBO TO SHE' is no more. OKO is 6feet under

So, because a market was partially closed, so those involved could clean the place, then some are shouting brim stone and fire.
that one of the problems we are guilty of as Nigerians, we don't have maintenance culture. if any one try to force cleanliness then he's any people.
A Yoruba proverb say 'Ti di ba baje, to nidi londa' meaning if one allows ones heritage be destroyed its the owner of the heritage that bears the brunt.
people should learn to take care of things in their care, without being forced to do so