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chiegemba:
Nah; not sleepin ooo can't let this my very 1st student pass me by after 10yrs of coachin _{time dey fly well} i need 2 know if am still incredibly great
@ Debo; u really no need 2 wait till u grow up_{time flies} besides i get extra space and it is also free of charge no need 2 collect permission from babee because i know say she go grant am asap


@Babee; i lie?

Na you talk am.  This na the type of dude whey another man go take wife from!  Learn from Uche oh!  You can only be a good boy for so long!  Na bad boy dey marry well.  Na agaracha dey stay for marriage!  So learn oh!

debosky:
Uche Watford I dey o, just dey watch as you 'handle' two women all by yourself

walahi I wan be like you when i grow up

There are men and there are boys! Uche na real bobo!!!!

Uche2nna:
Point and kill hmmmmmmmm that sounds delicious to me


@ Debo
How far?

Debo is a gent so he prefers to watch.  Life is too short not to do anything delicious!  Anything goes in the game of "you know what"!  Sleep don dey catch you  I see  Uche!  he he he he he he he he!  Sorry darling.  Life is tough!  That is why I am here reduce some of your stress.  My life is so so so so so stress free!  So let me help you my love!

Chiege!!!!  Wake up!!!!

you are welcome! I think they are snoring already!

Uche2nna:
_{****faints****}
I should be the one dishing out lessons

Sorry dude! Women do get on top too! Don't like aggressive women or sum'un?

chiegemba:
Infact na only real ladies he goes 4 after d lessons ^{similar 1 wey i dey offer 2 give Uche "FOC"_{free of charge}}

Fire on baby chi! I am also learning how to improve my skills in "snagging" Uche. I wan learn this "Point and Kill" tactics you are talking about!

Uche2nna:
You gat that rite, babe. All night luffin' is a guarantee

That's my guy! No room for dissapointment at all.

chiegemba:
Dat is what dy call facial expression u need 2 try am before u know d difference^{only if babee go fit excuse u make i go show u how} infact ehn after d lesson is over u go only dey go 4 real ladies


@Babee; Permission 2 go coach Uche some lessons on how Real Ladies Roll _{although no assurance say he go gree return 2 u again oooo}

That is fine---my dear. I love group "projects"!!!! Highly interactive. You learn a lot from such experiences. You can never get bored that way! Way to go!

Uche2nna:
how u go dey fear when the energizer himsil dey here. i go turn your fear 2 satisfaction
@ Chi
Plis You got to do sth more illustrative than frowning, abeg.

I knew you were the "chosen one"----the ultimate satisfaction----my search is so over!

chiegemba:
not 2 worry u have finally met d real ladies_{everybody no sabi moan & groan} but i b assure u after this episode na only real 1s u go begin find


Dis 1 na combo u suppose call am "spiro & physi"

Wow!!!!! I fear you oh! The bobo still dey alive after the "show"

Uche2nna:
Frown     What kind of ladies am I stuck with tonight   In the middle of a heart wrenching epic, all You can do is frown  

@ babelove
Coolu temper, ma lovely. I only come when ma dayz job is done and not a minute before. 4play dey yanfu-yanfu

Laff wan kill me oh!  You ain't seen nothing yet! Thank you for re-assuring me oh!  I don begin dey fear.

chiegemba:
4 d sensitivity part i go begin smile 2 counteract d frowns

Which kain method be this---spiritual one

chiegemba:
hahahaha^{this 1 na laugh die} _{hiss ke!!!}

noooo; not hissin @ all we all no fit b that real probably i would take frownin 4 this 1 time

you are laffing? You need to be creative oh! Everyone wants to moan and groan. Please, you have to find your own signature tune. Mine is hissing!

Uche2nna:
I come

:oTrust naija dude----no pre-intimacy? Just like that? Not so fast romeo! You can do better than that. I guess after that is the "snoring" phase!

Uche2nna:
Pray tell, If u don't moan and groan then what do u do. Fight and scratch

No darling, I am not a witch.  But if that tickles your fancy--I can add that to my repertoire  I actually prefer to "hiss"!

Uche2nna:
One minute man ke  Ma middle name is energizer uche, so go figure
Yeah You should be real. Real sensitive

Okay! _{taking notes!}  So which one do you do now?  I mean to show your sensitivity?

chiegemba:
hahahahaha shey! i don already begin refuse 2 resemble mama ngozi twin sister although ooo e no fe easy

Fatness no good at all!  Whenever I put on weight, ma papa go begin cry!  So I have to always avoid that for his sake.

chiegemba:
real women would always b real whenever so e no complusory moanin and groanin suppose include    

I wonder oh!  Uche my love--this moaning and groaning tin still dey in vogue  Which kain people you dey deal with.  Abi is that a re-assurance to you that you are really kickin' arse!

Uche2nna:
And real women should not talk about shyte in the middle of a session _{Wateva happened to moaning and groaning , abi your own different}

Only mad women would moan and groan for no reason. Please give me something to work with here! Show has not started---the inlaw is visiting and you are talking of moaning and groaning. No rush my love---abi you be one minute man?

chiegemba:
my day was good o jare slept 4 a while and some of my coworkers called me up 2 take me out 2 dinner. infact ehn i was still thinkin of wetin i go chop before that miracle happen
nothing much ooo beside stuffin myself up with food

No chop too much oh!  Come resemble mama ngozi!

Uche2nna:
Y bring up school in the middle of a love making session.  _{Now my kini is about to go flaccid}

Here is some "Enzyte"-- Gosh!  Are you that old?  Real men should have it ready in a "to go" fashion. Haba!

Poor students! Any one going to school tomorrow?

Hello chi baby! We dey fine oh! How was your day?

I have not decided yet. I think I may watch some Motown musical classics I bought from Time life or finish "Six Feet Under--5th Season".

Beat you to it! When do you plan to go to sleep?

Good idea!

Uche2nna:
School was Ok.

Did not sit ma black ass down from 8 am to 4:30pm

Don't worry hon, it will pass soon. Then you will be a millionaire---making all this shit money we are talking about now.

wendymanda:
Well now he as Evergie fighting for him.

Sure! After the war has been declared over!   Anyone fighting now is really bored!

Uche2nna:
Am cool. You?

Never felt better me dear. Slept very well today! Plan to watch T.V all night if sleep fails me. How was school?

Paw paw is tired of fighting! How can someone fight for 20 pages Even if he is Napoleon B!

entertaining myself in TV/Movies section jare! how now?

What are you doing here?

1. Rising Moon 1/2/3 starring Justus Esiri and Onyeka Onwenu
2, Never Say Goodbye starring Ramsey Nouah and Stella Damasus Aboderin

Preferably those with the "village" scences. Those ones acted in the so called "cities" are the pits!

Give me Kenneth Okonkwo any day!!!!!!!

Bobo---you too much----------so so sooooooooooooo romantique!!!!. _{Ya dressing na wah oh!}

Depends on where you are in the stage of life.  Definitely not for everybody!

babyosisi:
who say juju no dey america.
You never hear of ouiji boards,palmreading,voodoo dolls and co.
Juju is not limited by place.
It is everywhere.

I agree---the same rubbish---fear of the unknown. Also the inability to understand things that happen without explanation. All na ju ju. I think if you believe, then it will catch you---just like any religion!

babyosisi:
I even heard of a woman that carried a pregnancy for 3 years because they used juju to tie it down LOL.
My mom[b]  heard a doctor testify [/b] of operating a woman and the sac of tumor was filled with nails.
I used to be a doubter until I heard things from my own parents who have no reason to lie to me.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!  "Hearsay"!!!! which one una don see oh!   All these chicken little stories.

babyosisi:
babeelove don't kid yourself O.
Juju is alive and well in Naija.
I have testimonies of how prayers dealt with some.
Ignorance is no excuse O.

You better step up your prayer and facting before they deal with you

Osisi, have you experienced this yourself or is it hearsay like lady omoge is saying?  The fact that we cannot explain things in Nigeria does not mean it is all about "juju".  I have never experience such and maybe because I really think it is just the human imagination.  Okay!  Tell me from your experiences what has happened in Nigeria that has not happened anywhere in the world?  So na juju be that?  Juju=fear of the unknown in Nigeria!

omoge:
lol, better said than never.

Nothing dey happen jo!  All na rubbish!  Why juju no dey catch oyinbo people?