₦airaland Forum

omoge:
that's just ol' pic he snapped back in those day. the pic is kind of old looking, take a closer look at the wall and bed style. he just scanned some old picture to put sand for people eyes my sister. Opekes and ogbologbos can smell such ratty 

If you say so!!!  But I have my doubts!!! How can someone be on a foreign soil and be making all that noise.  When you know they pay for your garri and sugar  That is the height of madness I will say. 

Like say I dey for yankee now come dey curse them Just be prepared to get the almighty "Osuofia" treatment!!! In this day and age of mass hysteria and paranoia

omoge:
don't buy that Bebelove. He is in the US. it's so easy to see. Check it out real well and you don't need to look farther lol

Did you see his profile pix  That is a typical Nigerian VGC room.--------Poverty written every where in the room.  No wonder the guy is smoking himself to death, and biting his nails for bed time snacks.  No pictures on the wall, some prison type looking sheets, no curtains or blinds.  The bobo dey Bonny camp jo!!!!

Barren Oprah Winfrey OMG---denex try and get some sleep. You will never change!!!

denex:
@BABEELOVE

you know yourself.

Generally, this event was a phenomenon worthy of the Guinness Books.

By the way, did you know that a gunman stormed a church and killed 3 people and injured a couple more yesterday in Missouri.

What exactly are you driving at

omoge:
Denex, I will disagree with you on that. The oyinbo media does not focus on Nigeria alone. They carry their own news big (BIG) time. People tend to think that western media is only good at carrying news from other places. Well, that's what the News media houses are for. To carry news from anywhere in the globe (theirs are not exempted).

If you are in Nigeria, I’m sure you got to know what’s happening (so far you are aware of how many people have died) because they are broadcasting it themselves.


In fact so obsessed that they forget to mention their own.

The guy--denex---- is baffling!!!  What are you driving at I ask It always amazes me how denex can sit in Nigeria and analyze the goings on in America.

k0be:
these are questions to ponder. we all go through this phase of rhetorical questions, but ask yourself, is this the time for rhetoric?. why do things work this way, why are people greedy, why do people think this way, why do rapists sex-attack, why do murderers kill, why do liars figure, why, why, why.

you can always question people's motives, but it's more important to motivate people to act. the whys won't be factorable until you take baby-steps towards a change. fear is imminent in any human being. only the adventurous ones are able to go out on a limb and tackle their fears, are you one of them? let the whys come later.

Actually I am not one to fear.  Like I said, the only thing I fear are You-F-O's and Religion.  I only fear things I do not understand.  In this case, we can only afford to be rhetorical because that is the best we can do right now----running around in circles!!!

I will only sacrifice my blood if I think and feel I will die for a good course.  That vision has not appeared to me yet. When you look around you and see what you are supposed to be dying for, you are discouraged.  You cannot get 10 people you can trust to make a decision  without selling out.  No trust, no self discipline, no principles, no education, no conscience, no visionary concept of selflessness and the list goes on!  Why should I die for such and environment Is that what you call taking baby steps

The kind of fears we have in Nigeria are primitive fears---the worst kind!!!  Even cave men could do better tacking such fears!!!  No where to start at all.  This leaves not much to work with!!!

tnaidaR:
That's why I said you know the game but damn!. . .I wish I know your "old look"

I'll find out soon sha and I really hope we were friends then

No need--too many old and new looks!!!! I know yours!!!!  It is fun really!!! Of course we were friends then!!! Why do you think we get along so well

Chiegemba!!!!! Please do not wake him up!!!!

mrpataki:

Na today you just dey sabi me? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wassup man?


You are also another example of intelligence at its peak! Not like the jesters who are mesmerised / stupefied by the sagacity of verbiage donated by pundits on this forum.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!Na wah oh!!!  E good to know book oh!!!   Errrrrrh--but please take it easy---I have not have breakfast yet! Know that somethings are best digested on an full stomach--------to prevent ulcers!  

K0be--you still alive

I can understand fear in human beings---but why do we fear to live and do the right thing I fear things I do not understand like U-F-O's and religion. But how can I fear doing the right thing. Why live the life of a corpse when you are not dead because of fear of your fellow man. Can one man kill the whole of Nigeria If Hitler could not pocket a whole nation why can it happen in Nigeria I do not understand it. Fear Of what now Death

he he he he he he he!!! The dead have arisen!!!!

denex:
Which one all of una dey follow me drag cigarette for my mouth. I last smoked in April, but I haven't quit.




MILITIA! MILITIA!! MILITIA!!!
which one all of una dey go wear new cloth enter Nairaland?


Meanwhile, it's now 8 people confirmed dead from the bridge collapse. Small by small sha, they're getting there.

Who is MILITIA  for God's sake

Are you actually classifying me amongst the "banned" recycled goods of Nairaland  How dare you denex!!!  Come to think of it!!!  I actually loved MILITIA!!!  Thanks for the compliment anyway

Why are you so obsessed with this collapsed bridge matter  People are dying everyday in Nigeria and all you can do is count how many people are dying in America for some freak accident-----  And why do you bite your nails for the love of Nigeria And you must give up smoking. Nigeria has not frustrated you up to that point!!!!

I am tripping!!!  You see, a lot has been said here and there but this Jakumo post no let me go sleep.  Even Oprah will be proud!!!  The man no owe me oh!!! I say I am just tripping!!! Chei! chei! chei!  Nairaland go kill person one day!!!



Any "baying mob of Oprah hecklers in the house"  Una get YIM oh!!!!


Just when you thought you had heard the last of it

darfur:
just look at the most recent example, the niger delta. this once peaceful area has become a centre of violence. 1st it was kidnapping of foreign workers, we tolerated it. then foriegn workers started to run away. they started to kidnap nigerians. then they started to kidnap kids. . .2yr old, 3 years old kids. we kept cool. then they kidnapped an old woman. . . we kept cool. then they started killing people (hopefully killing themselves__i don't know) we kept cool. now i hear that port harcourt is a no go area and that it's residents are afraid to step out of their homes. the president is said to have ordered the IG of police and other security chiefs to relocate to PH.

see, it is a gradual process. if naijans shouted whoaaaaaaaa when the 1st person was kidnapped, those kidnappers would have thought 2ice before kidnapping again. imagine the outcry in the UK when little madeline was kidnapped. the whole europe got involved. this would discourage the kidnapper and his cohorts such that they will think 2ice before going for another kidnap. but us, noooo, so the kidnappers kidnap at random.

today it is PH, it may begin to spread. . . . . . owerri is close and a likely target being an apparently quiet city. hey Aba is not far away and a likely boiling point. imagine if this violence spreads to Aba which has massob elements already

what does it take to spark a backlash on an impassive govt?

Ndipe:
How kidnapping fast became some sort of a culture in Nigeria is something beyond me. Who knows, sooner or later, it would soon be an accepted/maligned norm in the society, akin to corruption. Hmmm, scary!

I say[b] E GO REACH EVERY BODY TURN!!!!![/b] Please do not blame just the government.  What of the rest of the "muguliscious' population--that can see no wrong in what is going on.  Or seat in one place and chant for help from above We--Nigerians are a good representative sample of the government that we have.  Are you surprised

Never heard of a more LACK-A-DAI-SI-CAL group of people in the history of the world.   Yet we are ridiculed as the "happiest" and most "sexually" satisfied among other nations in the world. What a paradoxical/oxymoronic tragedy!!!!!!

wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa ----hiccupps!!!--- wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa!!!!  See grammar!!!!

Jakumo:
My hat goes off again to Texas Pete for his straight-shooting argumentation.

The baying mob of Oprah hecklers shall by definition remain impervious to common sense and logic, since it requires the engagement of far fewer brain cells to simply howl their empty choruses of "patriotism" for the den of thieves they call home than it would to comprehend the growing contempt being brought on Nigeria by the criminal class of 419 scammers that they obviously admire so much.

Wallow contentedly in your profound ignorance, all ye Nigerian criminal-worshipping "patriots", as[b] you prance and preen along the sewer-lined streets of your glorious homeland,[/b] and continue to bask in the illusion that Oprah Winfey gives a flying phuck whether you live or die in your beloved squalor pit.

wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa----hiccupps---- wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa  wa!!!  Can't stop laffing!!! 

Jakumo:
My hat goes off again to Texas Pete for his straight-shooting argumentation.

The baying mob of Oprah hecklers shall by definition remain impervious to common sense and logic, since it requires the engagement of far fewer brain cells to simply howl their empty choruses of "patriotism" for the den of thieves they call home than it would to comprehend the growing contempt being brought on Nigeria by the criminal class of 419 scammers that they obviously admire so much.

Wallow contentedly in your profound ignorance, all ye Nigerian criminal-worshipping "patriots", as you prance and preen along the sewer-lined streets of your glorious homeland, and continue to bask in the illusion that Oprah Winfey gives a flying phuck whether you live or die in your beloved squalor pit.

Jakumo:
My hat goes off again to Texas Pete for his straight-shooting argumentation.

The baying mob of Oprah hecklers shall by definition remain impervious to common sense and logic, since it requires the engagement of far fewer brain cells to simply howl their empty choruses of "patriotism" for the den of thieves they call home than it would to comprehend the growing contempt being brought on Nigeria by the criminal class of 419 scammers that they obviously admire so much.

Wallow contentedly in your profound ignorance, all ye Nigerian criminal-worshipping "patriots", as you prance and preen along the sewer-lined streets of your glorious homeland, and continue to bask in the illusion that Oprah Winfey gives a flying phuck whether you live or die in your beloved squalor pit.

LOL till I pee on myself!!!  I cannot believe this thread is still here!!!!

Jakumo please say another one!!!

I do not know which part of this your post I love the most!!!! There is a God after all!!!

Jakumo:
If Northern Nigerian men hate women so much as to insist that they be hermetically sealed up in space suits,

I propose that all young, beautiful women (only) should be deported from the Muslim north to other areas of Nigeria for their own safety, and that gays should be encouraged with generous cash bonuses to move into the Sharia-ruled north to[b] populate the anus-impaling paradise[/b] the good folks over there obviously prefer over a mixed gender population.

Now that would be a real win-win solution to the "woman problem" in the Republic of Sharialand, after which all Nigerians can live happily ever after, content in the knowledge that every sector of the country has what it asked for.

_{Raising my hand up like an obidient pupil!!!}

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhm!!! Excuse me sir Does it mean that the "hermetically sealed space suits" open up for copulation and hence the breeding of more "anus impaling paradise inhabitants" Only to be resealed "hermetically" again

How can you explain this viscious cycle sir

What a bunch of trouble makers!!!!   Shame!!!

mrpataki:
Good psycological manipulations! I know all that stuff. Take it somewhere else.

He said you should take it to your bed in "Uselu" or "Aro" or "Ojuelegba"!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! You have practically chased everyone away with this your spooky mirror talk Please don't do it again!!!

Are you okay

Omo Eko:
@Doyin13

damn you got some big head and your body is huge , eya I love my skinny guys

@Babeelove

Nope it isn't Doyin13 neither is the guy yoruba.

@acidrop

I don tell u say No Pic

I thought Nairalanders loved "Huge" things  Never knew "Osuofia" them were in vogue!!!  I must confess--with a "doyin" type at home--you will always feel safe.  The skinny Omarion type will "jest" run and hide under the bed till it is all over!!! 

@Omo Eko
I don't blame you jare!!!  Keep it a well guarded secret!!!  I think it is Mc----!!! Spotted you at the late night sessions not too long ago.  Quite and interesting exchange there girl.  I was greatly entertained!!!!  Not trying to get into ya bizz oh!!!  Just a comment!!!

minute:
I JUST CANT SEEM TO TAKE MY EYES OFF THOSE CHEST

WOW!!

Please proceed to the nearest western union counter in Maryland and collect your ticket fare with all expenses paid--to the UK so you can touch that chest!!!!   Just hope it is the real man up there and not an "Osuofia" look alike!!!!  Osuofia in London!!! he he he he he he he!!!

doyin13:
Ol bob

una go give me complex o
abeg

only one thing to do

Are you happy now  Please I hope you are not "Osuofia" in London oh!!!

Nairaland go kill person with "naffter"oh!!!

olanajim:
Babeelove, you gotta believe. Or you haven't seen a guy that is real before? Even your own guy?

Na wetin I do you now

Oh God why me   Please Olanajim.  I apologize for being ignorant.  Please talk to Chiegemba.  I think she understand this your olumba olumba mirror language!!!!  Please go now!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Sorry I asked for clarifications. Please forgive and forget!!!

Thank you!!! In fact I think there are more in the south!!! How do you think all those young south south governors appeared over night!!!! puttiing out their A and B holes for services!!!

minute:
IM TRIPPING,THAT IS ONE HOT BODY TO DIE FOR.

Please welcome!  Join the Omarion VS doyin13 competition!!!

doyin13---I think you just scored a goal!!!

acidrop:
wa, wa, wa, wa, guys jusssssssssssssst stop. let me me breath, . . . . . . again what was that u said, Doyin. . . . .i think I'm going to faint again

he he he he he he he!!! When you wake up---look again!!!

chiegemba:
dropyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yes oh!!! Smiling really takes lesser muscles----I think we will like to see doyin13 frown "jest a lirrle"!!!! The bobo go "jest" explode into 10,000 lirrle Omarion pieces. So do not make him angry acid!!! I am waiting to catch the breast part of him to add to my own!!!

I wonder oh!!!! Like our own Nairaland doyin13 no fine pass O!!!!

doyin13:
Olanajim no mind Babeelove.

The great ones are not recognised in their lifetimes.

[b]I believe your theory of mirrors will live long after you
and this moment on Nairaland will forever be pockmarked in history.[/b]THE GREAT OLANAJIM

doyin13---I told you not to call that boy's name--Now you woke him up!!!

doyin13:
Oh Olanajim u too much

Where have u been all my life

This is deep men

I can imagine books , audiotapes, synidicated TV show.


ALL HAIL OLANAJIM. MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER EXTRAORDINAIRE

I think the dude needs some help!!! Sounding like some olumba olumba guy of something!!!

acidrop:
me show u, u 4nny, no be una wan make impression

@babe, it seems u not still familiar with these guys, they wear mask die

Yeah!!! I think I give up!!!

olanajim:
Babeelove, you don't need to buy any mirror or all mirrors. You already have everything you need within you. Look into your heart.

LIFE IS A MIRROR. What you see is a reflection of your vision, focus Idea, and your personality. Like material mirror, if you don't have any, you can always borrow. The quality of your mirror would manifest in the type of image it reflected.

When you present an image, opinion, ideas, people would take a critical look at it and judge the quality of your mirror. If you are right, they would know. If you are being deluded by your mirror, they would know. Of course, people can be wrong. It doesn't matter. Why? Because PEOPLE PEOPLE! That is the tradition.
Sane people however know WHEN NOT TO PEOPLE.

Anything you do, says, or think, just remember. People are watching and measuring your own values.

I think you a a "KOLOMENTAL" scientist!!!  You well so  I am actually beginning to fear for your personal safety!!!

chiegemba:
hahahahahaha!

u guys r all funny "^{nice meetin u guys}".

@ babeelove; actually dere is really nothin 2 hide so scramblin dere names would b of no use. but dere r quite a few of them that if i decide mentionin names i wont leave 4 work but i do have a lot of them added on my yahoo messenger


@Olanajim; thanks 4 d complement if that is 1 but not really sure about d mirror thing though " But probably u sure would fall into d group of d gentlemen i have met on nl"

I knew for sure he had found that missing mirror he was talking about!!!  My dear Chiegemba!!!  You are a brave girl.  I am too scared of that YIM-BIM-AIM-MIM or any other "IM" mess.  Person no go sleep for house again  NL is bad enough--you wan come add "IM" to the problem Have a lovely day at work.  Enjoy your gentlemanly mirror oh!!!

I just checked.  You are right acid---this was a copycat thread!!!

_{Watching from the sidelines---}

@acid

This thread existed before the other one I think. I am not sure--thanks to a certain non-gent called K0be!!!