₦airaland Forum

Thank God for answering our prayers!!! Nairaland has come alive again!!!!

Please are you guys not tired of this Nigeria Vs Diaspora threads E don do now!!!! Haba!!!

Thank God for anonymity!!!! This is fun!!!

doyin13:
Babeelove. Stop acting like you don't like it.

I can see you blushing in front of your screen.

I love to flirt "profusely"!!!    Of course I am enjoying it!  But thank God you can't see me blushing!!!! I do not want him to think I am "cheap"!!!

mrpataki:
Amazing!





Without them there wont be any show on this forum!

Now that is a real gent!

That would make me unfaithful to my Niaraland Romeo. I cannot afford to lose him.   So I do not accept!!!  No gentleman tries to steal another man's babe you know

naijaking1:
@Babeelove

Just love you.

Thanks love!   _{--batting my eyelids-----}

Paw-Paw:
@BABEELOVE
Stop hitting on simply_me, a fine girl who loves her country. You have been saying you want to emigrate so whats stopping you. My point remains, US and Europe was built by human beings, join us to build Nigeria instead of taking the easy option of relocating. If you do decide to relocate don't come here telling us how backward we are. I want people to proffer solution rather than the usual put downs. Nigga pleeeeeeeeeeez.

Why should I be hitting on my own sister?  I am in Nigeria now so can I not say things as I see it---I have been here building and building to show nothing for it.  What else do you want me to do  For 6 months I have thrown food away for getting bad in the refrigerator.  I lost one of my family members recently for wanting to buy fuel and the car exploded in the middle of the road killing everyone in the car.  What else do you want me to do I may not be priviledged like my fine sister Simply_me.  See all the mosquito bites on my legs    I am ready to join her in Cambodia oh!!! Every year I catch malaria.  Spend money on drugs and treatments.  I say what else do you want me to do??

I would like to further my studies and make a better life for my self.  Is it a bad thing  So you see we pack our own shit here in Nigeria.  It is time to pack some other kind of shit.  I can't wait to get my visa.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Only if you promise to respect me in the morning like a true gentleman!!!

PTH:
poor you, your face does look old and your style of dressing from what i can see does need some help.
It doesnt matter, u're still good enough for at least one girl out of 6 billion humans on earth, take heart.

Are any of your sisters available PTH

The poster of course!!!   Can't you see his face Too much puff puff eating going on there!!!

k0be:
na you sabi lie pass. re-union ke, how come I wasn't informed, can you imagine. I want to room with you .

Spoken like a true gentleman!!!  You should have told me what you wanted 400 posts ago!!!  I knew the moment you laid your eyes on me you were never going to have any good night sleep!!!

doyin13:
Kobe may u hold am well well.

She jus dey raise the stakes

Una dey krase!!!  Which stakes

k0be:
bros o, I don tell am say make hin apply, I go put am for front of the line, she go get priority.

I remember back then, most of these girls didn't want me. now I'm hot and of course they're all on me.

LOL!!!  Wonder wonder  wonder!!!  If you say so!!!

k0be:
oya stop batting eyes, talk am wit your face steady gboin, na who be the loverboy make we hear am. abi na lie u dey lie? u see say i never refuse your proposal i still dey consider am.

Can you believe I divorced my husband for my Nairaland Romeo The only gent on Nairaland of course!!!!  We are now living happily ever after.  I cannot reveal his name to protect his privacy.  We are saving it for the Nairaland re-union in December so we can invite you all to the first Nairaland wedding ever!!!!   I am picking brides maids already!!!

crazykid:
Alright I get the picture.

You want kobe but you’re scared he has so many girls on him.

Kobe you wan break her heart abi if I catch you, you go wound o!  

No!!!!! I already have my love!!!! _{----batting my eyelids!!!!}  Besides, K0be is too unstable!!!!  Too radical!!!  I think some other ladies here might find him " for something"!!!

You crazykid---are yet to show you real color so we can place you!!!  Need to read all your posts first!!!

Sighs---gents are hard to find on Nairaland!!!!

Configur:
Configur na d most gentle nairaland guy, ;Dwho wan contest.I no be bad boy at all.jus pure,holy,innocent,easy going guy.

if any chick wan confirm ,make she come ma room 4 ma house,she go see correct confirmation!!

Beware of the wolf in sheep's clothing!!!

crazykid:
Says who?

Says the laws of being real ladies and gents!!!  Maybe for agbero clubbers!!! Besides, I have already crowned the one and only gent of Nairaland. So wait till we vote again!!!

Imani:
Does smoking disqualify someone from being a gentleman?

Smoking is a habit like some many other things. I  don't like to be in a smoking environment for personal reasons and would rather people don't smoke around me. But some smokers are probably more mild mannered than some non smokers.

Yes!  For spreading cancer and polluting the environment!!!

k0be:
babeelove I'm also very worried about your definition of gentlemen.  You once called denex a gentleman, but the problem is when I checked the guy's picture on his profile he had a c in his hand, far from gentleman, he was getting high.  Do angelic ladies like men like that simply because they wan change them?

I am forced to take that back because I had not looked at his profile--and the dude bites his nails for God's sakes!!! I had to have a change of heart.  He is not a gent at all--with all the evidence in his hand.  You are right.

k0be:
babeelove, are you sure that's the only thing you're spreading? "world peace" . how about spreading the 'peace' through Nigeria first? the rest of the world can come later.

I guess you're qualified to be a lady since you have the feminine assets, but angelic lady, ehn I don't know about that one. Me i'm shine-shine-bobo sha, them call am charactersitics of aiye. eyin baby adugbo check me out.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!  Fear let you put your picture up there

crazykid:
Alright show’s over.

Kobe and bebeelove are now boyfriend and girl friends. If any one or group of people has any thing to say he she or they should speak now or forever hold their peace.

Sorry polygamy is not allowed on Nairaland!!!

k0be:
ewooo tufia! but it just occured to me that you might be right, barbielove is toasting me. all this while she's telling me to change, come to think of it now I know why.

He he he he he he!!!  Look at you!!!  I did not have to toast you---I had your number even before you appeared on Nairaland.  You are not a "gentleman" I say!!!  You are yet to win one heart on Nairaland.  I do not see anywhere any one has declared a "crush' on you.  Not even in the religious section!!!

You look fairly young. But might use some skin care products to make a good finish. Visit your local ULTA costmetics for a wide selection for your skin type. You might just pass for 20 after using the skin care products! Cheers!

crazykid:
Hmmmm

this looks Interesting adjusts sit

Free cinema!!!!

You got that right!!!!  I am a lady angel---I am angelic because I love all and "spread world peace"----My name is shokolokobangoshay!!!!

@K0be

Gentlemen are lovers not pitbulls and dog fighters

k0be:
pardon
me i no be gentleman at all o

At all!  Gentlemen do not publicly engage "angelic" ladies in forum cat fightings!!!!

k0be:
thanks for pointing that out crazykid.

as usual barbielove never ceases to wow me.

What's your own BOURNE   You are not a gentleman.  When you see something good on Nairaland, there is nothing wrong in admiring those you think of as "hot"!!!! Too bad you do not qualify. PTH has qualified so you have to change too!!!

Not many at all---It is a cultural menace!!!! Also a lot of free time on the hands with nothing productive to do!!!

Siena:
Well, I'm a softie, always have been.

The "hard man" attitude has never appealed to me in the slightest.

I'd say I'm gentle, and pretty fair.

Welcome back Siena!!!

Now there is a real cool dude!!!! I can never get tired of saying it!!!! Nairaland is full of hard guys!!! Please tell them the secret of your success!!! I love the "gentle and pretty fair" type. You can never go wrong there.

There the hug coming your way---------------------------------with another I knew deep down you were such a "pie"!!! I am on my way to update my favorites list!!!

simply_me:
may they never find their way home. they can't even because those they left behind would have been ten times more than ehre they left them - they can't even fit in -.

simply_me:
hmmmmm- hisses in disgust -

Even from Cambodia

How a fine girl like you go dey hiss so so hiss Are you a "gbewuan"? I love that your picture oh!!! Cambodia must be good. Try reach Nigeria now--make mosquitos bite those ya fine fine legs!!!

I can sleep well now!!!! Enjoy!!!! Off for Sunday Brunch!!!!

Una don come again   Davidylan---please easy oh!!!  You know that denex will never leave having laid the foundation of Nairaland by casting the first block!!!  He has ways of making sure your posts never reach 1,000.  While he gets to 20,000 by labor day!!!

denex, you are quite good looking. But a couple of things notices. You smoke And boy!!! You are a nail-biter!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Real dudes do not bite their nails!!!

I know! The thousands who are stranded and have no means of escaping even to "Cambodia"!

PTH:
awww i'm flattered. _{if she means it at all}
I'm a lover boy o, i only fight those who choose to fight me. Okay for thy sake i aint going anywhere and i wont fight too much.
Was denex really talking to himself? LMAO! i missed nl like crazy too. thanks to obantalapipi

---------Kiss and make up! I really mean it!  One big happy family again!!!  Yes, just try to fight with love!  denex, please do not chase him off again oh!

simply_me:
whats she talking @Babeelove -

what offence?

The offence of coming back after 2 years of leaving Nigeria and talking through the nose

simply_me:
there is no justification for leaving a well paid job in Nigeria for a lowly rated job overseas - it is just the thrill of wanting to belong to the class of been tos.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! 

PTBNaija:
I know it's not that simple. . .it's a lot more complicated than that, and I know most of the fault lies in Nigeria for their mismanagement of funds. Anyways. . .lets just hope that when ours and subsequent generations grow up, they can make a meaningful change in the country.

If you have kids, you can understand the frustration of why people leave Nigeria.  You will definitely be forced to make a decision quickly.  How many wealthy people have their children schooling in Nigeria  You are only postponing the "shit packing" exercise or should I say "deferring the shit packing" exercise for your kids.  Since they would eventually be shipped out of the country for better education.  It is bound to happen.  People leave Nigeria for different reasons.

wendymanda:
When you say millions is it Naira or Euro and dollars. The fact of the matter is millions of Naira is not really that much. As someone said earlier sometimes you work in Nigeria and don't get paid for months, that is unimaginable abroad. Those are probably what those abroad take into consideration when they chose to "pack shit" rather than return home. For people that take it offensively that people are leaving, many in Nigeria are still unemplyed. One would think with some much efflux their would be more opportunites for jobs to those still in Nigeria.

If all the Nigerians living outside Nigeria decide to go back home, there would be chaos.  You cannot take care of the ones inside some think that "exilees" should be proud to move back home  To do what  That is a big joke!!!