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All this grammar to spot a gent on nairaland By the time you buy all these mirrors--the gent no go hungry you again oh!!! Please can we have an easier method

Omo Eko:
@topic

Yes have seen a guy on NLand that looks well better than the pic posted. His handsome hmmmm sexy, dark skin, a toned body with 6packs, I think his over 6 feets.

_{And plz don't expect me to tell u who he is oh}

We know who it is ----- it is doyin13!!!! Sheck out his "block molding" natural six pack!!!!

olanajim:
Babeelove, I will never announce who I am. That is why I didn't fill in my profile.

So it is left to you to decide. Use your mirror or borrow one.

Me Tricky? That is an assumption anyway. I forget you said you like fantasies. I hope it isn't a fantasy?

That's okay!!! I think it works out better that way!!!

@Doyin
you are doing better than I am.  Please I cannot understand this parable of "mirrors"!!!


Chiegemba--over to you oh!!!

olanajim:
Cheigemba, thank you for being observant. Your mirror show you are a positive person. I guess you used PLANE mirror. It tell it as it is.

This could become very interesting! I think this guy found his mirror afterall

_{grabbing my large sized popcorn bag and a large "coke" to watch the proceedings!!!!}

doyin13:
@babeelove

I have said it countless times. I am not gentlemanly.

I am what girls call a Right Ole Bastard.

And they lur me for that.

We understand!  That is why I can never marry a guy like you!!!  I do not indulge in polygamy!!!  Please head south or _north!!!

olanajim:
Babeelove, I didn't mean 'flirting' in the way you view it. You guys are after all having a good time. Keep it up. Who knows we may have another Nairaland users announcing a breakthrough. I am still optimistic.

On having my hands full, I am serious indeed. See, what time it is and I am awake. Doing what? Of course working on something positive.

On your not expecting to meet anyone beyond nairaland, and your fantasies. Good for you. Maybe, I should check your mirror again to see if I can make out something more. Don't wonder too long 'because I will be looking at your positives. I am blind to the negatives.

Are you trying to convince me that you are a gent I think you are rather tricky to figure out!!! What are you up to

doyin13:
I am not flirtatious in any way.

You on the other hand have subtly showered me with your coquettish attention.

But I will not yield.

We men know how to play hard to get.

OMG!!! I guess we are all bored!!!  This is what insomnia causes!!!  Well I am awake because I have to work 16 hrs tomorrow and if I go to sleep now I will not survive driving home the next morning.  So pardon my "coquettish" wayo flirting as you call it!!!  It is not gentlemanly to be "sheap"!!!!

chiegemba:
@topic; i 've actually come across some and i personally think they r worth knowin ^{thumbs up 2 those that r real gentle. . . men}  

Thank for for bringing us back to planet Nairaland!!!  Pray tell us!!! Did you find any gents!!!  No need to mention names---just give us a hint by scrambling the names a tad!!!

doyin13:
I hope his thing is not hanging out sha?



Forget Indecent Exposure, they might throw attempting to administer a malicious and noxious thing charge at him

The sentence is a sawed off willy

doyin13!!!!!! Hanging out of where Please I never saw it oh!!!! Don't corrupt me please!!!

olanajim:
I just hope I am not an excuse for anyone to flirt. It is there already. There is afterall, nothing motivational about my words. Are there? I just talk!

This is for you doyin13!!! I think your motivation speaker is trying to make a gent out of you---so you can put away your "flirting" ways!!!

Word---Up!!! Word---down!!!

Just plain----


WORD!!!!

With plenty---Xplanations!!!!

Now who mentioned something about using a mirror to spot a gentleman Doyin13 is a self-confessed, unrepentant philanderer!!! Marry you With those boobs you call a chest

doyin13:
'arm robbery'

LOL

Is that a play with words or just an unfortunate typo

Yes oh! "arm" robbery suspect oh!!!  You are not "armed and dangerous" are you

olanajim:
Dollyshow, I hope you are not refering to my profile? To be honest, there isn't much on it. I can't even remember what I put there. The last time I check it was the day I registered. Don't rely on it.
It doesn't take me long to know the kind of person anybody is by chatting him one on one. I am not a 'lifter. A psychologist.

Babeelove, I needn't tell you I am a hero where I come from. A lot of friends if I want to have. Anywhere, I go, I tries to see the positive side of life.

Don't condemn Nairaland users as unworthy. Believe me, if you look at the right place, you will find real people in nairaland.

Of course I am not condemning Nairaland members.  I am one not so All I am saying is that it ends here and I do not look forward to meeting any!!!  I like fantasy.  My real world should be separate from my "fantasy' world!!!   Don't you think  I have too many friends here--where I live-- to make more here.  So let me just say I like them nameless and faceless!!! I also like to improve me "tying" skills since I am in "secretarial" school!!!

olanajim:
Doyin13, are you sure? I have heard that words several times in my locality. Everywhere I go. But sincerely, I had never take a second look. I get my hands full.

Are you serious

doyin13:
@Olanajim

Believe me. Listening to you I feel I can achieve anything right now

Perhaps even get Babeelove to marry me

You are terrible!!!

doyin13:
harsh and uncalled for.

The poor guy.

All he wanted was the elixir of youth.

Not marauding tongue lashers.

What do you suggest? Wise one!!! Help a brother out to look like you in ya profile!!!


_{Still viewing "the Profile"!!! Downloading some copies!!!}

snazzydawn:
Also when buying creams, look out for the one that contains SPF ie sunscreen.

Especially if you are into "block molding" or "construction" type work!!!   No offence please.  It is actually a compliment.  Since you get the most super-toned guys in Nigeria on the construction site or where "blocks" are being "molded"!!!     We, your sisters are really looking out for you.  We want you to score top notch points with the ladies.

_{Talk about natural six-packs!!!}

olanajim:
Why? Wheat of course.

Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!

dandagreat:
congrats
but who is the girl?

Please let the love birds be!!! Let's not wreck this hopefull venture with too much nose poking!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

_{arm robbery suspect!!!---please call Alagbon Close!!!}

olanajim:
Babee, I am not a preacher, so I don't need a church.

By the way, what do u mean by that last statement?

Sorry I edited--which part?

dollyshow:
u sure do have some muscles, have viewed your profile, is that really you? are u a weight liflter or something?

Boy!!! I had to look too!!!  

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

_{arm robbery suspect}

I say thank God for computer oh!!!  Some people will just be a nightmare to meet in real life!!!  I am so thankful it ends here!!!!  Of all the places to meet people, na Nairaland  You must be pretty unpopular in your local district to come here to meet "whatever" here!!! I am not!!!  This is just a game I like to get into, prevent me for participating in too much gossip in my neighbourhood!!!

olanajim:
Doyin13, on a serious note, it is real. I have found alot of real worthy friends ( not lovers) in nairaland. I think if you change your mindset, you would see the difference between chaffs and wheats

he he he he he he he he!!! It all depends on if the main course of your meal is "chaff" or "wheat"!!!   So speak for yourself!!!

doyin13:
For marriage, please go ahead

But for services to rekindle your fire during those stale periods of marriage

My freefone number is 555-555-relight my fire

Thanks for your services, We will keep that in mind for future referrals!!!

olanajim:
Babee, there is no doubt that gentlemen abounds in nairaland. The fact that they make hilarious and sometimes funny coments on topics didn't make them any less a gentleman. A gentleman may not go out of his way to say he is one. That is why most of them are laughing at this thread.



They are reading it though to know what you guys say about gentlemen. See why I am laughing? Afterall, the poster didn't say the gentlemen should announce themselves. It ask you people to comment on them.



If anybody didn't see a worthy gentleman around him or her, it is probably a result of the mirror he use to view them. So, as I pointed out, we have difference type of mirrors. WHATEVER MIRROR YOU USE, WOULD ACTUALLY REFLECT YOUR OWN PERSONALITY TO THOSE WATCHING YOU.

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If your mirror deceives you, it can't deceive others that stand at a better angle. So I laughing again watching those mirrors as you focus it on the others.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

I think you should start a church!!! You will hit a jackpot with this logic of yours!!!! Say what

--------WTF!!!!

Are you kidding me I have to read your post again olanajim!!!

doyin13:
Bros najim u get time o.

So wetin you dey do for here

@K0be and Crazykid---------what is wrong with helping a sister out If the love is there, why not  You guys are something else oh!!! Most you get a ready-made "runs girl" all the time

Girls do it all the time for guys so what is the big deal  Like you can tell who can be succesful in life or not.  Some people just need a little "boost" thats all.  If it does not work after all you still take credit for doing a good job.  So why start off on a negative ground of "what ifs"!!! Everyone has a past---and everyone has the potentials to change for the better--or worse--- if you are in the most favorable/disadvantaged place in your life.  Give it a shot!!! Life is a game of chance--we cannot be perfect planners all the time. JUST DO IT--if it feels right!!! At least something attracted you to the "illi" babe in the first place!!!

_Sickey-one!

doyin13:
You assume I want to get married.

Trust me the ladies would rather I stayed single.

For reasons I am sure Kobe was not able to carry across

I know--he told me[b]---for health reasons!!![/b]

Please thank you for letting us know---We will strike you off the list of the available and "healthy"!!!

k0be:
babeelove your stock don rise o, all because of me.

How charming!!!

k0be:
i commot one second una steal my show. babeelove, nothing spoil, i see u don ey sheat me wit doyin already. na so life be?

You know now-soja go soja come!!!

olanajim:
Same here. I am still laughing. Why? Because I know there are three types of mirrors that can be used at any position. And they give you diffence impressions. PLANE MIRROR, CONCAVE MIRROR AND CONVEX MIRROR. Everyone use what he like.

Please explain Is it a lithmus test for spotting gentlemen on Nairaland

Omo Eko:
We got no gentlemen on NLand oh not to talk of fine gentlemen , what we have are rude, and ignorant men, neither are they attractive looking . They are very disrespectful towards the ladies, so plz tell me oh, what is so gentle about them

Omo Eko, easy oh!!! I think they can be reformed under the right clinical conditions!!!

doyin13:
But on a serious note.

I no understand this kain association

I find it impossibe to believe that such a thing can occur.

It must be an advertising campaign by Seun.

Soon you will see the banners.

''Visit N/Land for Online Nupital Bliss''

You are the pessimist! Please there is hope--do not give up!!!

one round ke? did not even make it out of the car!!!  The bobo talk soteeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, he passed out in front of the steering wheel!!!  I told you he is not a true gent!!! I just leave am waka comot. The police will find him in the morning where he parked illegally!!!

@topic
This is very encouraging---I intend to intensify my search and join you soon in Nairaland Nuptial bliss!!!

Na wah for this iice baby sef!!! All the proposals she don get she dey refuse all of them. doyin13, please try harder oh! I dey your back!!!

Yes oh!!! Big time---a major disappointment, Please do not mention his name so he does not wake up! Ye ye boy!!!!

Take time oh!!!

PTH:
have fun baby (awww now i have a nickname for u isnt that lovely).

babyosisi:
Hmm david,na eye I dey look you for this nairaland

babeelove don become baby now.
God is indeed good!

I say I am serving a living God!!!

doyin13:
I just think only people guilty of habouring some gay tendencies that are the harshest homophobics.

I really don't know what the big deal is.

Even if these gay people approach una, wetin dey. Just say no make them carry go.

If you find it uncomfortable, then I am sure you guys now see how girls feel when you approach them unsolicited.

Thank you!!!!  I don't know what concerns anyone where another decides to stick his or her stick or coffee mug  All because your holy book says so  Like the "holy book" advocates wrote the "holy book"!!!  If the almighty could not effctively eradicate "Sodom and Gomorrah"  who are we to try  Please my gay brothers and sisters don't mind them oh!!!  Just do your thing.  Frankly, do not care what floats ya boat!!!  It's your thing and use it well!!!!! Don't mind the haters----one love from BEE' LOVE!!!!

Nothing to hide really.  We have all been ladies and gentlemen All dignities will be preserved.   I would like to attend the Nairaland convention if it ever happens but will never reveal my name.  Just to see what is what.  There are a few peeps I am just dying to meet.  

somze:
Doyin
What is going on here?

What do you think is going on