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Who are these people sef?

Andyblaze:
Just to find out if there is any guy out there, sharing
my shoes? Ha ve got a well endowed pretty lady as a
finacee. When i mean pretty, it is an understatement.
"she is an empitome of beauty". This lady loves me
so much and i think i do same. She dose not deny me
sex @ any time, even when she is not in Mood, she
would allow me to least make me happy. Is a lady like
this not worth being faithful to? I still fine myself
going after ugly and most times very inferior girls,
that if my finacee sees she may even cure me. Is this
a sickness have got or what? That of yesterday
annoys me so well. This lady looks abit ok outwardly,
inwardly she is so dirty. The panty was so dirty. O
God help me before i infect this innocent lady with
STD. Pals you guys should help me prayers.


#BITG

U Noor well!

Shiooor
U no mk very little sense
Theses issues hurt both sexes n It actually hurts a lady more when compared.

Imagine telling a lady
1. She's terrible in bed, Jst laying there like a log of wood.
2. I'm nt attracted 2 u, when she's d 1 giving d green lights
3. My friends despise u
4. You r nt romantic @ all,
5. I'm gonna switch u on 2 next 1
6. You no sabi dress(had 2 write dt in pidgin)
7. Let's Jst be friend when she brought up d relationship topic
8. Our relationship is getting boring

Do u believe this will hurt a guy more than a lady? Nooooope!
Guys react to sight, Ladies r moved by what they hear.
Ladies r more emotional

Abeg, no vex. U no get very small point!

Lolz
D yaab pain d guy o.

Bt wait a minute insults r not Jst by youths, i'v seen our leaders/Elders yab themselves during political rallies.
Sending grade A insult 2 their opponents.

Why him dey complain sef, Politicians should b used to Insult na.

In between.... Rankadede

"How it works:
Choose between the two faces which of them is frowning then move your phone away from your face and watch how the face changes"

Pls wts d point?

The Last point.

She out rightly tells u she likes u...

Some girl are not hunters, they don't beat around d bush.

LaurelP:
Girls pls pity us small nah
He shud just carry one car and give you?
Are u married to him?

Abi o, Dem no dey pity @ all, mk him Jst carry one car dash u. Ladies, Make una dey fear God small na.

Op, try address dz question wey ppl been dey Ask u since: shey u b him galfriend or him Wife?

No wonder...

I read ppl beefing 1st class. But u wished u had 1st class sha. Everybody wishes.

Bros, u don fall my hand, I no dey like hear/read dz kain gist @ all. U dey vex me sef. Ah ah!

In btw, no help 4 d babe until she leaves u 4 an Alpha male; which will surely happens if u don't improve ur game. She mst be really disappointed in u, She Jst hasn't told u.

We no dey deny d fact say some shawties dey kpanshi wella but mahn u sef go ginger up. No dulling: Even sef, U fit change this topic to: "How can I measure up to or beat my girlfriend in d game"


#No offence
#Fact

It's no more news dt J.Jagz departed Choc City, a label in which his brother M.I is an Executive.

Though they did nt raise much dust about the scenario J.Jagz has released 2 albums n no M.I on it, M.I Jst released an album, but no J.Jagz on it. This is unusual of them!!!

Blood they say is thicker than water, i'm doubting if it's thicker than money/business.

Sons of the Evangelist 4rm Jos, Love without dissimulation.

Any info on wts cracking?

... and u 4got to mention the easiest.
It can be easily committed in public without no one knowing.

13 Lust.

Tymax:
So you think ladies shouldn't go for their dream guys?

Or do you feel my method won't work?

Hold your method, teach it to ur daughter,
Don't spoil baba Tolulope's daughter.

Tolulope!
In sch? Hope nt primary or secondary?
Whichever, Your father will still hear this!!!

Na arrangement. No be show? Them organise am.

abdulwastecx:
SENTIMENTAL FOLKS. ..RELIGION IS A TOOL FOR MENTAL SLAVERY, INTELLIGENT PEOOLE, CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRIES, ACADEMIA S SUDDENLY BECOME FOOL WHEN RELIGION IS DISCUSSED BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE BEYOND THOSE BOOKS WRITTEN BY CAFE MEN

HAVE YOU ASK YOURSELF ABOUT HOW THESE SO CALLED MEN OF GOD MADE THEIR MONEY?

WAS ADEBOYE AN INDUSTRIALIST, BUSINESS MAN, A MECHANIZED FARMER OR W STOKE BROKERS?... WHERE DID HE MAKE HIS BILLIONS OR NAIRA FROM?...
JESUS CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND STARTED HANDLING CASH TO THOSE WEALTHY PASTORS... WAKE NIGGAS, THOSE MEN ARE RICH BECAUSE WE PAID TO BE RICH, THEY RUN BUSINESS VENTUR3 THAT WE PAID FOR BY FOOLING OURSELF ABOUT SOME MIRACLES AND ETERNAL LIFE.

CHECK THE LIST OF RICHEST PASTORS IN THE WORLD AND YOU WILL FIND UP TO 6 NIGERIA PASTORS IN THE TOP TEN DESPITE THE FACT THAT NIGERIA IS A VERY POOR COUNTRY... AGAIN WHERE DO THESE SO CALLED MEN OF GOD MAKE THEIR MONEY FROM?

You have said well,

But I say unto u, that every idle word that men shall speak they shall give account thereof in The day of Judgement. Matt 12:36

kekakuz:
there is power in the tongue
i decree that a house like this will be mine in a month
in Jesus name.


goes back to playing ludo

U praying this should be yours in a month and u went back to playing wt? Ludo?

Welldone.

I pray this boy does nt have brain related health issues in the future (Amen). As 4 the dogs they already have brain related health problems, the owner should move to his own flat or vacate the the block of flats if he insists on keeping the maniacs.

Paroman:
Seun Ose-wa (Seun thank you-come)

Seun Ose-wa (Seun you just came)

Seun Osewa (Seun you picked beans)

Seun Ose-wa (Seun you annoyed us)

Seun Ose-wa (Seun......our week??)

Seun Ose-wa (Seun you cooked beans)

Overmaking sense. 1000000000 likes 4 u. He's nt gonna ban u, he's laughing over it as well

Awon omo baba Olowo

S-T-R-E-T-C-H-M-A-R-K-S.

temigracie:
...Turns me off as well....

Try T.I's lips.......thin, pinkish and sexy...


Hmmm....Yummy!

Ah! O tan ara e. T.I ni Messenger Jay Z. Jay Z oko Beyonce

Irritating

temigracie:
......Big and fleshy lips....Hian!!!....I totally hate that...

But Jay Z will never turn u off o. Oko Beyonce.

We used to watch em with this

Bt Op u already answered your question, you said "she does not want people to know we are dating". And in respect 2 ur final questions, Stop seeking 4 Consolations n further excuses as answers, dts wt I think u should.

Just as he himself is long goooooone. who him be sef. what has he contributed to kipping it from going. He seem to exonerate the coach n d players but he did not point out where the "going away" came from. How then do we address a problem without knowledge of the cause. Mr u cant sit on the fence, Make your point n make it clear.

The HUSTLE. You'v got sights, activities n challenges that keeps u hustling... never giving up, never getting tired. A drive to succeed and make it in life.
In most places outside Lagos everybody is a local Champion,You become complacent with Just little achievement but in Lagos something kips you on top of your game. In summary Lagos makes Your Hard disk drive always set to achieve, achieve n achieve.

I got to know of a married friend involved in this recently. The not funny thing is dt d lady was also married. They meet in guest houses. Both married n doing this. I felt a pain 4 both their spouses. It left me wondering, why marry then?

A man looses when in a platonic relationship with a girl (friend zone). The girl will enjoy all the benefits of having a boyfriend like collecting his money, asking 4 his physical help, drive her somewhere, buy her recharge card, take her shopping etc, but what has the girl to offer? Nothing serious!

Op, U'v been eating Titus since 1808