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Owu don dey blow
I don enter Red
-School of Hard Knocks

1 thing i'm sure will happen if they meet is Sinzu! They'll Sinzu their self.
D length to which Yomi continued d chat shows he's still interested. This level of interest has no problem if he does nt see d lady, bt 1nce he sees the lady the interest will b spiked.
The zeal, playfulness, wittiness, carelessness n ruthlessness with which d lady is communicating with him signifies she'll mk him Sinzu her. It will end in Sinzu sinzu

Sorry 4 the new girlfriend. if u r d 1 dt posted this sorry o.

Op, why do guys also ask such a useless question
A 'correct guy' should have known the answer, Ladies say a lot by actions, not in words. It's really a pîss off to hear a dude ask a lady such, it makes a man appear weak. N a weak man is no good for a lady.

All u converters, better go n buy a BB. If u r complaining of Lag time buy a BB10. And stop converting android devices. Android will hear this... see u in court!

Wonderlands:
samsung phones are really ugly

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
Ayaf laff die o

U r asking Jona to Ban the Camp? Jona who is still thinking of hw he will still go to the camp n pray about 2015 election. If Jona hear dz ur request e fit ban u from passing dt Lag/Ibadan Xpress way 4ever. Ur request no go pass this page! No vex

Angelina Jolie's lips
Aishwarya Rai's eyes
Dts d edge one has over the other.
Both r Beautifully made.

Why write dz like it's an advantage 4 the boys n a disadvantage 4 d gals?
Why don't u think it's d other way round like.......

Married in School, Single at home.

Boys when wil you guys stop this thrash? The rate at which some boys live with their galfriend(student) in their various off camp hostels is very disgusting and irritating. Sometimes, it pain me seeing a handsome, promising young dude living with a gal who is also his fellow student in school as a room mate. The worst part of it is that, if you ask him, he will open her roten mouth to tell you that the small gal is his fiancee. Boys wise up! ''ichoro iri awo, irie awo chara acha, akpoo gi ori awo, iza'' its very painful because their parents are not aware and they keep collecting house rent from them. Before you think of living with a gal as your room mate, ask yourself this questions; why am i in school? Is this gal upto marriageable age? What advice will i give to my children in future? Where will this friendship take me to? Some boys, after spending 4/5 good years in school, instead of them to go home or better still squat with their fellow boys while doing their clearance and also waiting for their call up later, they will go to their galfriend's house. *i weep for my fellow boys* you call it school life, but i call it stupidity of the highest order. You guys should desist from this ugly behaviour. Its bad!!!!

#truthisbitter

Have u prayed for divine favour? Your looks matter bt nt as much as God's favour, it can mk u look like d best even when u r nt. Pray for Divine favor.

Good test with good results: Testers bodies littered d ground.

So plane don miss again

Infact I dont have such money to purchase a phone of 50k, bt wts luxury to 1 man is ordinary 2 another. Our level of riches sometimes makes us feel somethings are expensive bt actually when U have riches from which U can take 450k like U jst took 5k U'll see dt Iphone as ordinary. Some ppl av madt money, I dey tell U.
Besides, dt phone U r using is still luxury 2 another person.

Empty barrels they say mk d loudest noise. Ever seen Dangote, Adenuga, Otedola write such rubbish.

Evergreen123: Nothing wonderful about Ibadan, Ilorin and minna.
If u know what wonderful means

Oya nw, tell us wetin e mean o.

Kei144: That is a very good rendering of what is popularly taught in evangelical/Pentecostal churches. The teaching has a few errors and is incomplete. Number one error is 7 years of tribulation after the rapture. The rapture actually takes place in the middle of the tribulation period. In the Parable of the Ten Virgins (Matthew 25), the Bridegroom comes at midnight.

As for completeness, Christians only know that Antichrist will deal with Christians that miss the rapture; they hardly talk about the wrath of God. The wrath of God includes asteroids slamming with the earth and causing sub-continents to submerge in the ocean. By the time Jesus comes back to begin the Golden Age, less than 5% of the people in the world at the start of the tribulation period remain.

https://www.nairaland.com/1879139/future-map-world

By the way, I believe that end-time tribulation period officially started on April 15, 2014, with the opening of the first seal of Revelation 6. The second seal will be opened on 8th October, 2014, and peace will be taken from the world; men begin to slay one another.

Re. 6:3 When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!”
Re. 6:4 Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword.

Seven years from now, a large portion of Nigeria is covered by ocean water and less than 5% of today's population is alive. Any person who is wise should focus on salvation of the soul.

For you to have started with criticism, i lost interest. It sounds Boko haramish. In the end when we all shall stand before God we shall see and know the truth. U have a right to ur belief n I respect dt! Salute

The swimming test 'm aware of is usually meant for those who want to work off shore, islands or places where you will encounter water in your line of work. Examples are the Oil companies. its basically to test your swimming skills should their be a need to save your life in the cause of a mishap. if not safe your self totally at least for the time being before help comes.

No basic format than to see if you can save your life during an hazard and there is no special preaparation than to know how to swim.

I dnt knw wt other religions say but for christianity, What i learnt in my Sunday school is this:

Rapture is the sudden catching up of saints to meet with the lord in the air, Which is same as the sudden appearance of Christ in the air to recieve the believers after their bodies has been tranformed to immortality.

After the believers are caught up (both the dead n the living), the unbelievers will be left on earth for a 7 years period of TRIBULATION
in which the Anti-christ(beast/Satan in flesh)will be revealed TO REIGN AND RULE over those left and the dead unbelievers will still be in the ground. During this same period the Believers will still be in the air with Christ.
Those who do not receive the mark of the beast During this period of 7 yrs will suffer UNDESCRIBABLE hardship cos the mark will be
a means of livelihood but they will be with Christ at his coming to reign on earth If they endure.

After this period of 7 years satan will be bound by an Angel n locked in a bottomless pit for 1000 years.
In this same period of 1000 yrs Christ will descend with the believers and reign on Earth but will be located on a part of the earth called New Jerusalem along with those that did not receive the mark of the beast. At this period those that recieve the mark are still on earth though not in the new Jerusalem.

After this period Satan will b set loose from the bottomless pit, he will gather his people again and decieve those who have heard about the new Jerusalem, they will decide to war with the Christ and the believers in the new Jerusalem, But God will release a consuming fire to defeat them.

After God has defeated them, all the believers and unbelievers will come before God and will be judged accordingly, the believers judgement is for recieving of rewards and damnation for unbelievers. The unbelievers and satan will all be cast into the lake of fire for eternity.

What the book of revelations according to the teachings did not say is if the believers will continue to reign or earth as the Heaven or they will be taken to an entirely new place call Heaven. God is unsearchable.

Everybody will be in either of the two; HEAVEN OR HELL.

A gal constantly threatning U wit break up? Are U a worn out cloth? she can easily dispose U without a blink. Shes probably using ur time off to screw another dude. Dnt b infantuated. Gather wts left of ur Respect n mooooove.
1 love bro!

Later, we'll say we have NLC. Wt rubbish.

U cnt find a 100% perfect hausa, yoruba or ibo girl. dt she cnt cook 2 ur taste doesn't mean she cnt cook 2 another mans satisfaction. Besides wit d way U portrayed it, it seems U r a gd cook so if U truly care then teach her. Hw long U wan dey jump from Aisha to Chichi to Yemi then bukky b4 U marry?
Prophecy: ur future wife is a yoruba.

DoroDiva: mba!
Business can't help u upgrade ur knowledge in a professional field.
Business well nt gv u qualifications.
Business can't achieve for you, what education can.

Though, I go enter business very soon sha

Ok sir/ma, abeg no vex! i no go talk like dt again.

DoroDiva: Typical Igbo man

Na serious matter o, bizness is the sure way to what u wann use ur M.sc to achieve.

rattlesnake: so this fo0lish girl wanna marry dbanj
of all the men in the world

The opposite was actually going thru my mind. So Dbanj wanna marry this bony doll baby gal of all the African ladies making sense?

Go use ur money do bizness. bizness make sense gan.

any1 who marries this girl in the future is in big trouble... very serious trouble.

if d screen break na so una go find am tire, u go curve, curve, curve b4 u find am. u go come curve ur hand 4 pocket 2 pay 4 am.

abeg help compare this two pics of oya n wife o. its 7up, d difference is clear.

compare this pictures of Oya n wife: b4 n now. Na money abi na Bleaching abi na Anointing?

Ahahahahahahahah
I laff tire.............
Nice comedy fiction by d way.

Wts is 1st date in an era where sex is becoming like a game, it can b played when they feel like without any serious commitment or gain. No need 4 a date, Its jst let's play Ludo.

OP! This is very moving? Where did it move U to? Besides, its jst wt it is- a speech. Speeches r made to beguile, decieve n win over. His ws a succesful 1.

6. Sex is very very sweet.