₦airaland Forum

If u believe this 2 b true then u'v been goofed, u also dnt knw d game of politics. They trying 2 mk u believe wts nt actually d case, it's a smoke screen, a make believe
It's a distraction, it's a stunt all in the bid to get the desired outcome of making GEJ the next President.
Play a sucker 2 catch a Sucker, Appear dumber than ur Mark. Play 2 pples fantasies
#STAY SCHEMING

Forget this Sharia thing, Buhari CAN NOT win. And even if whoever wins wants 2 go against the church... we'll only need 2 remind him of hw Abacha ended.

#Confirm #Fact #History #Future

papiforreal:
you are not wise

U r very correct....
I'm a Genius #Truth

Caseless:
thank u.

U can say dt again... Anytime

1. [b] Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich.

2. Dress clean like me:

4. Be funny.
i'm a testimony to that. You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).

Wetin una think[/b]?

OP, the above ws 4rm ur post u com ask wetin I think?

I think with so many 'like me' in ur post, this mst be ur Autobiography n if it is u av indeed achieved so much in life.

Welldone/Kudos

Caseless:
With tears 'welling' up in my eyez after reading buhari's speech , i scream... sai Buhari!

Tears ke? Wt is a speech? It's a composition of words to beguile n win over. He succeded over u... He wept some yrs ago, u r now n he will again very soon
I c chain reactions. Oh! Meant tears reaction

Not like I'll vote 4 GEJ bt Buhari cannot win sha... #Confirm #Sincerely #Fact

He's nt Abraham Lincoln n he won't win even if tries 50 times.B Prepare 4 another round of Tears. #Confirm #Future #Happen

Why d fuss about 2 ppl chatting about fire?

FIRE: combustion or burning, in which substances combine chemically with oxygen from the air and typically give out bright light, heat, and smoke.

Person mst not chat about fire again. Abeggi

rioko:
Can someone pls tell me about the national open university of Nigeria??. How lectures r organized? how exams r written? r d students eligible for Nysc??

Boss me 4 like tell u bt e no go mk sense like make u search google. Open University Encyclopedia dey there.

The gals dt begins wearing wetin dem no born dem well to wear @ home.
"Them go take 4 dz campus" na so dem dey talk.

The real deal

BlackBaron:
Kanye West is actually wearing thermal underpants if looked closely at due to the cold?
D banj, now that I don't know...

Yes o!
Ppl who know tinz r writing. 10x boss, Kanye ws actually wearing shorts over a thermal underwear not a long socks like Dbanj.
It's 7up!

Geestarry:
Hmm. That ear

The boy mst b hearing thinz...

Wether u like it or not GREEN LIGHT exist n it's existence can't b over emphasised.
Your explanation also supports it's existence, All u ended analysing is Jst another way 2 confirm the green light.

francleanflexy:
when u click on the quote button, it takes u to the new post page.
Then u find the next person u want to quote n also click the quote button n so on

10x 4 d education. Salute!

Don4perfect:
5 Sign That Girls Do If They Want You To Touch Them When They Visited You...
1) When she tell you that she's feeling heat. And u are going to open the window, bros u be learner
2) When you people were watching movie and she said that one is not interesting, even if u put another one she will say thesame thing. Still yet u never understand u still d change am to d one she will like, bros u be OLODO 3) If u people were discussing and feeling happy and she stop laughing even if u crack joke she stop to smile. U come the look am like say na u be lookman.
4) When she keep on reminding you that she will go soon. And you are sayin stay like 1hr yet na and you are not making any move bros u be kpako guy.
5) When she started telling u that this place is gettin boring. And you are goin to put on a music bro u be Dj? Abi i lie? @ Ladies U can also add urs. Copied.

Ahahahahahahahaahahahaha.... Nice 1

francleanflexy:
its most probably a product of bad copy n paste so am not suprised

Boss, I want u to guide me on wt u did on dz page, wt steps made it possible 4 u 2 quote all dz ppl @ once. Pls i'll appreciate ur guideline. 10x

Quote a memory verse in ur mind. Dts if u'v memorised any.

I sabi dz guy 4 Kinsey Academy College 4 Ilorin. Him b relative 2 the Proprietors. Congratulations baba. God go mk u blessed
Binubinu e ma ninu lo. E no change anything

Debonaire

Hummn....
Jst b straight 4ward;
I don't love him bt I love his RICH family.
Simple

BH bombed KCM cos it is their belief dt any moslem who
1. Permits, tolerate and coexist peacefully with Christians or other religions except from Islam is not a true adherent of Islam/Sharia.
2. Permits, tolerate and lives peacefully under democracy is not a true adherent of Islam/Sharia.
3. Permits, tolerate and coexist peacefully with modernity and Western ideas is not a true adherent of Islam/Sharia.
4. Does not join in the Jihad when he/she is surrounded with "Infidels" is not a true adherent of Islam/Sharia.

In 1 sentence, such "moslems" r not moslems. They r simply practicing another religion.

BTW: Has BH taken responsibility 4 d incidence? If nt let's nt ignore the "opportunist" who may attack KCM for political reason notwithstanding the religion: A militant group, A Christian, An Intelligence Unit, A moslem, External forces... the List goes on...

Dotwillis1:
mtchew, he's nt evn amng d 20 richest

There u go again, na wa 4 u o, Dem tell u say to be counted as being rich u mst be among d 1st 20 richest ni? Being rich is simply having a great deal of money or assets.

SenatorM:
Pls someone answer me, what is the main aims of boko haram I.e what are they killing for?

1. They r following example of Mohammed:
In the year 627 A.D. the Prophet of Islam, Muhammad, mass-slaughtered Jews. He and his army took over the Jewish village of Bani Qurayzah.  They dug several trenches and forced  between 600 to 900 men to step inside where they were beheaded (source). Soon afterwards Muhammad enslaved the women and children of Bani Qurayzah (here).

2. They believe they r doing Allah good:
In certain aspects of Radical Islam  the killing of Americans, Christians, and Jews are seen as being a good deed to Allah.  Let's look a little closer at this mindset; a mindset that may very well be the motivating factor of the ISIS beheadings.
Former Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden stated the following on February 11, 2003:
"You should know that seeking to kill Americans and Jews everywhere in the world is one of the greatest duties[for Muslims], and the good deed most preferred by Allah, the Exalted(source)."

3. Entry in2 heaven without judgement:
In the Yoel Natan book called "Moon-o-theism Volume 1," Page 85 states:
"An entry in popular collection of traditions called the Mishkat Al Masabih has Muhammad saying that Muslims would skip purgatory and gain immediate entrance into heaven if they only killed a Jew or Christians."
"When judgment day arrives, Allah will give every Muslim a Jew or Christian to kill so that the Muslim will not enter hell fire."
"Christian covert in Zanzibar told reporter: The Muslims are teaching people to hate Christians, that if they behead a Christian you will go to heaven(source)."

4. The tradition of 72 virgin's Houri:
In the collection of hadiths, the following is judged strong (hasan sahih):
That the Messenger of Allah said: "There are six things with Allah for the martyr. He is forgiven with the first flow of blood (he suffers), he is shown his place in Paradise, he is protected from punishment in the grave, secured from the greatest terror, the crown of dignity is placed upon his head - and its gems are better than the world and what is in it - he is married to seventy two wives among Al-Huril-'Ayn of Paradise, and he may intercede for seventy of his close relatives."

Dotwillis1:
He wont b feelin lhk a boss anymore

Na wa 4 u o, Dem tell u say boss na by size? Boss Na by power, money n control.

Got same sms o, no location given 4 d interview o. I tire

A point needs 2 made clear.
Playing HTG is different from No, I'm nt Interested. Dnt Mistake one 4 d other.
A girl playing Hard 2 get can still b won, she's only contemplating, it nw depends on u 2 b patient for a maximum of about 3 to 5 calls in a space of about 2 to 3weeks or let go if she ain't worth such patience. Such usually contacts u after a while if they r interested.
But a girl saying No n a boy defiantly chasing her thinking she'll change her mind is a Mumu and lacks game.
It's a total waste of time.

Don't chase girl simply replace em

OP,
U can lieeee....
Dz mst surely b a scene 4rm a pornographic film.
After watching lottaa porn... ur brain has nothing to think than 2 create such thread.
Shioor

mayapop:
we feel great.

If dts wt greatness implies to u... then u need to start living, u'v nt been born.

Na Central bank of Nigeria... dts y It's called NAIRAland

Kweenesther:
You are too young to be tinkin of dix...if u re still in sec skul...cos at d end of d day it all leads down to one thing...nd dats SEX!!!

... and who's says dts nt wt d lady wanted in d 1st place. Jst sex.

DonaldGenes:
Can someone interpret what that phuck the eeediot is preaching just a tad bit?

This is serious, u can av a healthy fear of us, cos too much of us is dangerous, so dangerous n so dangerous, My BH squad is dangerous, so dangerous n so dangerous, my whole entire unit is dangerous.
I weep for Yola, I weep for Christians.

Dt ws d summary.