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True talk bro

Teewhy2:
Some people just came to this work to enjoy, see as they are mentioning money in hard currency, even the naira volume person never gather am.

Life ! ?

0ppa:
MOST MISTAKES LADIES MAKE BUT DO NOT KNOW.

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(c) oppa

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1. YOU EXPOSE YOUR CLEAVAGES. You expose your cleavages. Dear, you must ponder o'er it and think you are 'sexy.' Sexy you mean? Like a thing that creates a sex urge? Is that what you are? Smiles. You do NOT look attractive but sexually appealing (two different words). Did you get that? Yes, you look like a LovePeddler (an attention-seeking LovePeddler). If you were quite observant, guys only say 'you look hot' or 'you look sexy (a thing for sex).' Is that what you want to be? A sex thing? A sex tool? That is why you have no time to think! That is why you get broken-up! Know why? He only came for the advert you sought earlier and as foolishly as you are (with no time to think), you gave in (he needs a decent thing now). Girls who dress without advertising their chest-cups look beautiful.
Do you know that a girl who dresses in revealing clothes attract 'customers?' Remember the law of demand? Yeah, cheap things attract customers. Yes, the song in your head is you are a slay-queen.. Where is that coming from? Who told you you are? Ask guys for their honest opinion'bout you, you actually look stupid and as a thing to use.
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2. TOO MUCH MAKE-UP. I wonder how satisfying you would feel if sb saw you today looking like the fake Nicky Minaj and later sees you tomorrow looking like Mercy Johnson acting a role in a Nollywood village. Too much make-up sends the (wrong) message that you are desperate for attention. I know you don't really know but it is a turn-off for guys.
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3. BATHING WITH PERFUME. I know you must feel you scent like the petals from paradise..but, excuse you, must you overdo things? You are likely to be seen as sb who has a body odour and uses the perfume as its deterrent.
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4. MINI-SKIRTS. During a research for a project I was to conduct in school, I get the 'mini skirt is what is in vogue' gibberish from girls a lot. Hello? I wonder how comfortably you feel that half your laps (even the ones with craw-craw ..rashes and zits) is out. You can't even get to sit properly in feminine modesty or bend or walk comfortably and properly. Why are you created to seek attention? Attention from rapists I guess. You may not know, you actually look cheap! In your early 30's after this youthful exuberant lifestyles and with no husband, you will then change your appellation to 'Chioma Jesus' and forget when at eighteen you had borne 'Chi La Hot.' Chioma Jesus kill you there. Nonsense.
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5. HEAVY SMELLY WIGS. Excuse me, are you a schizophrenic? Like, are you addicted to madness? The wig isn't yours still you poise around with it polluting the air.. Oh, you wig-air pollutant, get behind me!
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6. SMELLY MOUTH. I had a girl friend ( I meant girl friend not girlfriend) who was very much keen on reporting to me who had a bad breath and who hadn't. Gentlemen, you need to come and see how this Miss So-and-so's mouth smelt like erosion was taking place in some sewage soakaway beneath her throat -- very poisonous. The worst is most girls do not know to brush twice daily; morning and night. The night brush will help erode all the left-overs hiding in each tooth. In the morning, you will have a lesser bad breath. It is even advisable that if you have to take a nap, you brush after.
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7. WEARING TIGHT AND REVEALING ATTIRE. Afore my analysis, I have a question: is wearing solely the leggings actually meant for outdoor activities? Very poor mentality. Most girls dress stupidly, indeed. The leggings was actually meant to be worn underneath a skirt. Wearing tight and revealing attire shows what level one has in indoor prostitution (argue with yourself). I am thinking, what is your aim in life?
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8. ARMPITS. Una know unaselves. Shave, you no gree. Clean am, you no gree. Na to carry deadlock for armpits dey waka. May God save you.
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9. LIE-LIE. Yeah, see them.., they are giggling now. Ninety percent are guilty of this. 'My name is Annie Cara' but her ATM card reads Anamakelechukwu Chizobamnaonwu.
Why are you like this na?
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'I school in BSU' and you don't know the name of your VC. May God forgive you.
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'I rarely hardly eat that whitish thing..what do they call it .. yeah fufu. I don't like it.' But at the mention of your name, every fufu bows at home.

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In fact.., I rest my case..I'm vexed.

99% of females lie like the devil.

No wonder Don Jazzy wants her.

Success has so many friends

Congratulations

Remembered when I just finished secondary and was huzzling to work in a waste disposal company for about #8K.

That year #8K be like #80K now.

But now I just can't imagine working for less than #1.5milano.


Life ?

Northern killing by Book Haram, Militias, Fulani herdsmen all have a link to religion.

That's the best truth.

Needtolove:
Hi nairalanders this post is going to be quite disorganized, as I am not such a good writer. Just need an avenue to let our some steam. No advise needed too. The only way forward for me is to quit my marriage.

The reason for this write up is to ease the pain of betrayal that comes from my husband cheating on me with a our neighbor,what really hurts is that after I investigated and found out her identity, I presented him with hard evidence ,instead of an apology he said he is an African man o and polygamy is allowed. He says I should better mind my business as the said girl is not disturbing me. He further stated that the girl is crazy o, so I should not even think of confronting her

Just this morning she had the nerve to come to my apartment with her room mate to clarify some house issues. The nerve of all of them. Really want to make them pay. Really want to make my husband suffer.
This guy body shames me at any chance he gets. (I have a four month old baby) he says am ugly and shapless, and my breast are flat

I want African men to know that women have feelings too, am expected to bottle up my pain and be a woman. When I react violently he calls me mad woman. He is still with her and I am still expected to mind my business.
I will though, but they will both get it.

Just walk away and divorce him like you said. Trying to hurt them might hurt you more. But naturally your husband will receive his pay cheque.

Xinzu:
What a pansy! Is she the only girl in the world? How on earth would I send money to a woman who disrespects me to the point of blocking me on all platforms? She doesn't want to talk to him or see his face, she cares less, yet he decided to indirectly bribe her into unblocking him. What a pathetic fool!

You are right. He is a weak man
Only weak men accept insolent women, thinking they want to change them. You can't change an untrained and saucy lady.

Who English Epp.


Money ti take ova in.

She is advertising for a footballer. She will later accuse him of RAPE

kennygee:
This is sad.

Just cause they were friends with benefits doesn't mean that a rape cannot occur.

A rape kit would have helped her case if a rape really happened.

But rape kits even dey naija?

Even a husband sometimes bangs and injures his wife private part. That means rape kit will find the husband guilty of rape.
Women

hisexcellency34:
Hardship under Buhari

Some past National PENGASSAN Chairmen are as rich as governors.

I wonder why Christian billionaires in Nigeria have not sued Nigeria on joining IOC.

WE ARE NOT AN ISLAMIC. COUNTRY

First appointment is Commissioner.

While the masses first appointment is Janitor, except a few lucky ones that get 7 digit salary.

Luck shine on me.

Management and managers should have integrity. They should keep to their financial promises, especially when the company is making profit.

They are not doing You, they are doing Nigerians. This statement also shows you are not a Nigerian and You are not patriotic.

Bacteriologist:
Freeze is wrong on this one.

• The lady claimed the house belonged to her in a post.

• The owners of the house warned her to take down the post.

• The lady insisted it belonged to her and even showed the plan of the house.

•Owner had to fly in from abroad to come and secure his property.

And you say he shouldn't arrest her?

1. She trespassed by taking pictures of another person's property and posting publicly without consent.

2. She is claiming the property of someone else. And even produced documents to attempt to convince unsuspecting persons.

This is how fraudsters behave.

She deserves the action the owner took on her. She messed with the wrong person.

God bless You. Before you know she would sell the house, and the owner will start going to Court. Then Daddy Freezer will ask him why he did nothing to the useless Okoro Blessing

Tonto Dikeh is now facing the reality. Husband scarce, boyfriend plenty. Them go fucxk her tire.

0luwasean:
second female prime minister ... definitely not the last.
it was a privilege to serve her country she loves.

she was in tears.
I almost joined her cry sef

civilised people
civilised country

Is China not a civilised country ? But they have a life President. All humans are naturally greedy and would want to cling unto power for as long as possible.

The system and structures in these countries won't condone a life President or a dictator. That's why they finally cry when living office, they wish they could stay. But the system and structures are just too strong for them.

Fat ladies rock.
I love em fat

TheMoniker:

Let me tell you this story (True story o)
My friend was working at Access Bank customer care on the Lagos Island, having worked for 7 years without promotion (100k salary) they guy kinda tilt towards his family for help and some how he bought his first car at 36 years.
It shouldn’t surprise you that the guy was layed off!
Reason: “The salary we are paying you can’t enable you buy a car, you are living above your earning”
The Nigerian banks are taylored in a way that no matter how long you serve them you can’t make it so most of them have resulted into defrauding the banks.
How do you want someone seeing millions daily to earn 50k monthly? Are you so unfortunate!!! Even if him no steal money then go still sack am.

Another story
My SU brother toiled for UBA not having time for his family (Monday to Saturday) with masters degree, he worked for them for almost 8 years, that faithful day when him reach office them just hand am sack letter. Up till date he’s still miserable na him wife dey feed am. Will such person have another opportunity and not defraud?

Excuses.
These excuses shouldn't be given. Imagine Your account officer had forged your signature to siphon your money ( #100 million ) and had deactivated your alert.
Then the bank sacks him due to another fraud he committed, then by the time U visit the bank to get your two years fix deposited liquidated, You get to know U are koboless.

It's not funny bro.

supertech24:
I Lost 3 million Naira to winthtills Network a scam company that is incorporated in Nigeria and United Kingdom.. Na one fraud lady push me to invest in that platform, since then I never trust any online investment platforms again

Lesson:

Only invest in what you can see and control yourself, Do not put money in any online investment platforms



Another scammer scammed me 10k on Nairaland, He claimed to be selling Google AdSense Account.. What pains me most is that the guy scammed an Innocent poor Lady...

He has scammed many people on Nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/4887324/adeniyi-adebayo-scammer#73601102


https://www.nairaland.com/4146869/notorious-fraudster-adeniyi-bayo-gtbank


https://www.nairaland.com/4145411/adeniyi-bayo-daniel-acct-0168097918

Winthrills scammed Nigerians in billions. I guess it won't be less than #1 trillion in total scam. Most People in Winthrills made not less than #2million loss.

fineboynl:
the most corrupt institution in Nigeria.

Banks worse pass police. Banks extort from everybody, while police extort from few at a time. Banks will take your money by force. Stamp duty, Card maintenance, account maintenance, #65 for withdrawing with another bank ATM etc. Banks are the real rubbers.

onadana:
The story looks made up... does not add or makes sense.Fake news.

Story may be made up. But the truth is that, worst situations have been experienced by some people.


Life is ....

Even the people that have the power distributed to them already don't have power. It is not distribution, there is no power to even distribute.

gurunlocker:


People are making marriage really scary these days! Isn't the same person you courted for years you get married to?


But as soon as you exchange ring and vows, problem begins

Feminism is destroying marriages. Women no longer obey their husbands. Women now cheat like men, what a man can do a woman can do better. Wives don't know, that a husband prefers a prostitute to a cheating wife.

Sharia is fighting back

Yes he would. APC will give Adeleke governor, but will take the Presidency. Simple Maths.

Men have choice. Women got no choice - even a mechanic would suffice if her billionaire husband travels abroad.

Who TSA epp

NERC should enforcer it themselves, because this is a set up. So when we revolve, they and NEPA ( pls correct it yourself ) will increase the bill and punishment. Already the punishment in my area is five days black out and two days epileptic power.