₦airaland Forum

Elxandre:
I don't know if wizzy uses auto tune, but my sister is prettier than your wife

Is she 40 too?

deeplow:
Lol. You apparently don't know what autotune means and how it works. Do some quick "googling".

ok. smh.

deeplow:
You could have used a better example. Chris Brown is only 2nd to tpain in auto-tune department. Things have changed, a lot has evolved. Nobody criticises pop artists for using autotune. Besides, wizkid is not a heavy autotune artist. It is only a sin when used by proper vocalists.

I have never heard chris brown use auto tune. Never. Why? Because if he is on a track, you'll know it's him. You are the first person to accuse him of this.

x6blade:
hahahahaha bad belle is bad,he sang with akon,drake , French Montana, Tyga, chris brown Nd even drake in the span of 6 years , and so far he's still rising. Don't let jealousy block your eyes bro

There is nothing to be jealous off. I live a very very very very good life. I can travel anywhere i want and buy anything i like. I am not rich but i am comfortably happy.

abdulkayus:
how do u guys recognise when someone use autotones, pls? I will like to know, and what is even autotones? Wande coal is also being criticise for relying on autotones.

It's kinda hard to explain but it is a device or facility for tuning something automatically, especially a piece of computer software that enables the correction of an out-of-tune vocal performance. It basically means he is using other devices to augment his voice.

ishowdotgmail:
Jealousy no good ooo


Enter studio na

There is nothing to be jealous off. I live a very very very very good life.

He needs to stop all this auto tune he does. Soon, he'll be the butt of jokes from the music world. If chris brown does a collaboration in a song, you'll know it's him even without seeing the video. Anybody can do what wizkid just did because they might as well use auto tune too.

Yemizy:
Some pipo here are saying USA is a hyped country *laughs in swahili* u neva reach half of their accomplishment

They are deceiving themselves. That picture is of a Nigerian man who understands Nigeria and knows what's going on in the country. He just wants to trend on the internet. Go and hawk in America and see if you will not spend the night in Jail.

obaino860:
hahahahaha....you are funny

Not funny if it's true. I don disown Naija tey tey.

Welrez:
These are the few occasions I love soldiers!

So, this is normal to you?

obaino860:
you be complete bush fowl.....no wonder all of una from Lagos

correction, i am from illinois.

buchilino:
DON'T BE SO SURE, I NO LOTS OF KIND HEARTED NIGERIANS, DAT DO GOOD N REMAIN ANONYMOUS

I doubt that. But if you say so. Have a good day.

buchilino:
SO ULTIMATELY IT'S NUTS IN UR PPLES CHARACTER 2 B HUMANITARIANS

Nigerians don't know the meaning of that word.

obaino860:
how many roads has.....
adenuga and co constructed in Ogun state or their village

It is not Adenuga's job to construct roads.

fkpboss:
The man is contesting for governor in the next election. He is pouring water on the ground so that he would step on cold soil as yoruba people will say.... I may be wrong tho

You are not wrong. I don't know him or ever heard of him. But, going by the normal Nigerian way of doing things, nothing goes for nothing. He is definitely not doing it out of the goodness of his heart. Oshiomole did it. Yobo just did the same thing. Generosity is very expensive in Nigeria.

Fact: No Nigerian, born in Nigeria and grew up in Nigeria knows how to drive. There is more to driving than getting behind the wheel of a vehicle. True story; My organisation sent me to Germany to complete a project. It was supposed to take three years to complete but it eventually stretched out to six years. In all of those years, I did not see one accident. I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, "what's so special about that". Well, Germany is a country where you can drive as fast as you want on their autobahn. 200km, 300km, 400km, it does not matter. Imagine driving that fast and not seeing any accident. Do you know why that is? Because they understand that driving is a privilege and not a right. You phuck up and they take your driving privileges away quicker than you can blink an eye. I know what you are thinking again. You are thinking, "and so"? Well, to get a drivers license is almost as difficult as passing a Bar exam. And very expensive too. Almost 2,000 Euro. Who would want to risk being s.tupid behind a vehicle. Nigerians don't understand the responsibilities involved in owning and operating a vehicle and it's a shame. They think it is their right to drive. This is why people die like chickens on a daily basis.

PigMeat:
one of the most underated epl player. If he was an england int'l they will make even pogba envy him

You can't make someone better than he is by force. He is a good player. Nothing more.

Vendoor:
Her life... her choice.

Her kids will grow up to see this picture and I wonder the kind of advice she will give them.

The fact that you smoke does not make you less moral. Nigerians have a warped sense of what morality is. Obama, the most powerful man in the world, smoked hemp in college and was a avid smoker, up until he became president. Meanwhile, Nigerians who mostly don't, have the worst mindset you can think of. How does that make sense?

SweetieConstie:
Sheer brutality!




He deserves it anyway... But people should learn to allow the law take it's due course!

You just contradicted yourself. The means should never be used to justify the ends.

myners007:
yes, a born again can hold any position ranging from traditional ruler to that of president. The Pope being the highest ranked christian on earth is also the president of the Vatican city the smallest country in the world

Really? What about all the ritual rites and idols that are customary to traditional rule? Especially in Nigeria.

5minsmadness:
Indeed it is the age of equality. We hear it everyday on this family section how a woman should stand up to her husband and refuse to be oppressed (even if there was no oppression intended in the first place). Such talks make it look like marriage is a battlefield and there is no peace between the sexes. Some people even begin to wonder why they should get married at all when marriage apparently looks so miserable.


Well, I am here to say that marriage is only miserable to you as a woman if you want it to be! Men are natural born fighters , you can't start fighting your man as well in his own house. No man worth his salt will take it. Men were built to dominate. If you start wanting to dominate him in his own house that he paid rent for or built, insisting that he washes the plates or washes the clothes or sweeps the house or take care of the kids while u sleep all in the name of equality, you will make him set up a wall against you. He may outrightly defy you or he may sulk and do what you have ordered but be sure he is bitter about it and wondering when you became the man of the house. Soon enough if he cannot be a man indoors, he will start to look for how he can be one outside.

Having said that, a woman is a human being as well and not a workhorse or slave. She needs help as well and men have an excessive amount of muscle to spare to help around the house , especially if you cannot afford a maid. So how do you as a woman seek help from your husband without sounding like a nagging frustrated loveless feminist?

Simple. Use the gift that God gave you. Use the things that attracted your man to marry you in the first place. Use your womanliness, your feminine charms and grace! Use sweet words garnished with love and not commanding and off-putting tone that bristles with scorn. Esther was able to play with the crown of the most dangerous man in Babylon, not because she felt entitled, neither because she felt the man was equal to her. No! Her feminine charms made him as meek as a lamb in her hands.


Use your charm to handle your man and not your sharp tongue. Use your sweetness, quick wit,love and unsolicited kisses to get what you want from your king instead of declaring your rights like a country looking for every opportunity to secede. I assure you, you will get a lot more done by being a lady instead of a nag.

Peace.

You people just like writing rubbish. Esther prevailed only because she was wise.

Isn't it funny that the method used for training dogs works well for NIGERIANS?

modelmike7:
That is the best way to go. Rubbish immunity.

There is a reason why it exists. The only problem is, Nigerians don't know how to follow the law and due process. The law is a suggestion in Nigeria. If you like follow it. If you like don't. When Bill clinton had sex with moniker Lewinsky as president, there were talks of him being arrested because he abused his office but they couldn't do anything about until he was impeached. Although after his impeachment, the talks of him being arrested died down. Immunity prevent chaos. You just can't keep arresting public officials. It distracts from governance. Nigerians just don't know how to use it properly which is why there is always a fire brigade approach to everything.

Only people who have failed to plan result to prayer.

TonyeBarcanista:
This is sickening... I can't remember any USA lawmaker that celebrates Naija independence Anniversary in Washington DC

No one wants to be associated with failure.

I believe religion is for people who refuse to take personal responsibility for their actions. Especially Nigerians.

UuzbaGuuzba:
The problem with Nigerians is that once ANOTHER Nigerian does something you CANNOT do, you will not give him credit. Just because the person didn't do it EXACTLY the same way Oyibos did it.

Do you think they are bothered if you copy them? They have done their own designs. You do your own designs. Let us compare.

I know better than to argue with a Nairalander. I agree with you. It is a tractor. Case closed.

UuzbaGuuzba:
No. A car and Bicycle are different. Yes they have wheels, but they are different.

You are off the opinion that what dude made is in no way a tractor. JUST because the bigger wheels are in front.

What then is it?

The guy us the Engineer..He designed. he manufactured it and is using it for a well known function.

What then is it?

And please don't look refuse to be fair in your naming convention because of his skin colour.

Oya name it?

Oga pippimp, you are arguing with a nairalander. I sorry for you. You go de here till thy Kingdom come. To him it is a tractor. You better leave him in his ignorance. Abi you no see say the thing get big tire? Na tractor na.

Titanium38:
Dats cool. Alright later. Before we derail

Lol...

UIA04:
Abegi didn't you see where they said he is a Bureau de Change. That money he is flaunting is his business. Just like malivelihood flaunting diamonds and studded cars. I

Where he is doing it is not the issue. That he is doing it is.

Titanium38:
Am guessing you are from there

Hell no. I went to college in Ilorin for my first degree in the mid 90's. At the time it was very peaceful and cheap. Plus my 1000 naira allowance per year went a long long way. Also their wara was a good substitute for meat. You can't beat that.

Dem want make miss anambra win. See as dem pack wowo people full there.