₦airaland Forum

VocalWalls:
So you decided to bring our private conversation here for the world to see?

I hope you know there are more than a thousand people waiting in line to take your job?

And to think you have been ineffective the whole month...

We'll see on Tuesday when I return from my trip.

Silly!

You are the s.tupid one. What a phucked up mentality. Let's assume you are who you say you are, the guy is your employee, not your slave.

faruku104:
lalasticlala please push this to front page.... this is disgraceful

There is nothing disgraceful about it. She only wrote a book designed for the mind set of an average Nigerian. Anything more would confuse them.

wilcox:
God help them please

God won't. Nigerians have to help themselves. Traffic safety and POV operation is a very simple thing to master. Nigerians don't take anything related to motoring seriously and worse is they don't know anything about it. They think they do, but they don't. As evidenced by the high rate of casualties on a regular basis. They think it's all about buying a car, registering it and driving away. It is more complicated than that. In Germany on the autobahn, you can practically drive at whatever speeds you want and in all my years that I worked and lived there, six years to be exact, i never saw one accident. Not one. Think about that.

tomakint:
Even though I am no fan of his, I still respect that response he gave.....that was epic. Mature response par excellence

You mean dubious response don't you? Passing the buck to his "protoges" is no excuse.

benigneOne:
The popular & highly controversial TV host, Vlogger and OAP, Toke Makinwa took to instagram this morning to say she is single and needs a guy.

This doesn't come as a surprise since her marriage has been hippitty hop ever since her husband, Maje Ayida bore a child with his long time lover.

we hope she finds a lover, considering the fact that age isn't on her side anymore.

link to video : https://www.instagram.com/p/BCmgTWDxr9L/?taken-by=instablog9ja

She needs a man but goes out dressed like she is looking for a phuck buddy.

Irreplaceable48:
Why u con take am personal Are u d maid I was asking for Smh

No i am not. But i am trying to prevent others from buying into you phucked up mentality.

Omavik:
They also want us to have a peek at there whatever,,,just like we do with the Americans..

Nigerian celebrities love to kwashe(copy) Americans..


Mtchwww


Ashana...


Trashy...


Not sexy...

Not classy...

Says the chick with exposed bra and hint of boobs as her profile picture.

tayebest:
wetin this wan dey talk?

He saying what needs to be said. The president cannot be saying things like that in public. Let the courts do their jobs.

mctowel01:
Lol, for many years, I thought there was something wrong with me for not seeing things as the general masses see it. It took a while to realize that there is a fundamental reasoning problem with Nigerians.

You need to leave that country fast to save your sanity and maximize your true potential.

onatisi:
Rescued or released
But whichever case it is ,the good news is they are back home while some peeps just joined the millionaires club

Guy, you too much. "Rescued or released" were my exact first thoughts. The Nigerian police cannot rescue you out of a wet paper bag talk less of a kidnapping.

okosodo:
Buhari the hypocrite. He is surely going to destroy nigeria because there are millions of people who are actually deceived by his cunning and subtle approach to things, they will support him to the detriment of this country

What you fail to realise is what you are accusing buhari of is what every leader in Nigeria has done since independence; which is deceive Nigerians. Which is also why the country is in the predicament it is at the moment. Buhari won't be there if Nigerians didn't want him there.

Irreplaceable48:
No maid to feed jammy Jammy ni??

See as you mumu. When you born, na maid make you tell make e de feed your pikin. Dem no go tell you.

mctowel01:
Lol, for many years, I thought there was something wrong with me for not seeing things as the general masses see it. It took a while to realize that there is a fundamental reasoning problem with Nigerians.

Again, another solid analysis/comment. The scary thing is most Nigerians don't realize that the mentality in Nigeria is really phucked up. The comments on many threads on NL points to this.

Just watched the "kitty kat" video. Not bad at all. Only wished she hadn't been so vulgar. That's the way of the world today though. You have to be obscene to be noticed quickly.

olaleye3230:
Please My Brother i need your advice i have 600k for a business plan in outskirt of Lagos am looking around osun state and Ekiti state but some of my friends advice me to travel out of the country Please What do i do and what good businesses can you guys suggests for me...

Leave the country legally if you can. You won't regret it.

opeyemiieblog:
Some of the most dangerous roads to travel in Nigeria are as following :

1). Abuja-Lokoja-Okene-Kabba: If you have travelled from anywhere in the Southwest of Nigeria to Abuja through the Lokoja-Okene road in Kogi State, then you will understand that this is a road of death. Not only is this road bad, it is a haven of armed robbers. Thousands of passengers travelling the Lokoja-Okene road to Abuja or to Ondo State have been waylaid by armed bandits and dispossessed of their goods. The same can be said of the Ilorin-Kabba-Lokoja road and the Lokoja-Obajana-Kabba road among others along that same axis.


2). Lagos-Sagamu-Ore-Benin road: An analyst noted that “If there is any road in the country that has portrayed successive governments in the country in bad light as failed governments in the last two decades, it is the Lagos- Sagamu –Ore –Benin road.” This road is not only bad and terrible for motorists, it is also a den of robbers where unfortunate passengers have been robbed and raped if their vehicles break down along the road. Travelling through the road is like travelling through the valley of the shadow of death.


3). Lagos-Ibadan
expressway: Constructed in 1974, the 120-kilometre highway is the only major road linking Lagos to Ibadan and other states within and beyond the Southwest of the Nigeria. The FRSC reported that in 2012 that 775 people died in 2,075 accidents along this road. The main dangers along this major expressway linking other states to Lagos is that of unmotorable road and frequent accidents, largely caused by oil tankers and overspeeding vehicles on the expressway filled with potholes.


4) Okigwe-Umuahia road: The ever-busy Enugu Port Harcourt expressway has always been a death trap for commuters. While road contractors hired to repair and maintain the road had abandoned it due to funds not being released by the government, the roads have fallen into terrible disrepair and become a death-trap for motorists and passengers alike.


5) Otukpo-Otukpa road in Makurdi: It is true that Otukpo and Otukpa roads are both within Makurdi in Benue State, this is a major road where craters, gulley erosion, potholes, and even dare-devil robbers rule the road. From Otukpa to Otukpo, the ancestral home of Idoma kingdom; you’d be forced to dance along with your vehicle to no rhythm for close to four hours in the journey, which ought not to last for about one or 2 hours. A columnist wrote that “For regular travelers, the thought of venturing on Otukpa- Otukpo road is the beginning of a journey into uncertainties, eternity or the easiest way of booking appointment with fate and grave, nay a way of bring money for nearby coffin makers.”


6) Enugu-Awka-Onitsha road: The deplorable state of the highway linking Enugu, Awka, and Onitsha has forced hundreds of motorists to abandon the road and reroute via the old road from Udi to Awka. Several people have died in traffic accidents occurring on this
road, and it continues to be a serious headache to passengers and motorists alike.


7) Kaduna-Abuja road: The Kaduna highway links many states in the north of the country to Abuja but boasts of over 400 potholes. In fact, the state of the road bears no image of a channel that links major states in the north to the Federal Capital Territory. An 18- seater Hummer bus was once involved in a ghastly motor accident that caused the loss of 14 lives along this road – they were all burnt to death beyond recognition. The vehicle had been coming from Kano State to Abuja.


report from http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/03/7-most-dangerous-roads-to-travel-in.html?m=0

Just seven?

nikkypearl:
Hmm are you sure? I grew up in a house where asbestos. Was used for more than 26yrs,and there is no record of Cancer! Just curious oo!enlighten me abeg!

Have you ever done a medical check up?

Ndlistic:
Just small rain that fall today see how Faulks Road In Aba looks like, Faulks Road is the Road that leads to Ariaria International Market, Aba. Governor Ikpeazu should do something about this road. This is just the beginning of the raining season and it look like this. Aba needs change. See pictures below..

Credit: http://www.ndubuisiude..com.ng/2016/03/see-how-faulks-road-in-aba-look-like.html?m=

What are you talking about? This is normal now. Abi no be Nigeria?

LeFreakSoChic:
Must you sound like a nitwit? Body-shame her all you want. Leave out the tribe. Omo ale.

This one don watch CNN tire. Body shame ko....leg shame ni.

tjark1:
Price of disobedience sweetheart...

Suffer no good i swear. It clouds the way people think.

lookandlaff:
It's partly not their fault. Half of Nigerians are too young to remember when governments actually did it's job quietly and most grew up in the post Babangida era when a govt uses govt money on a govt project and names the project after himself like he is giving the citizens from his own money, like governors naming state transport vans after themselves. It's lead a to a culture where today you see headlines like "Amosun donates computers to schools" "Obiano donates cars to police" is it their personal money?


Responsible countries/govts don't make a song and dance about it. Only in Nigeria do you call the press every time you buy cars for the police, pay pensioners their entitlements or Army widows what is due to them.

Either you don't live in Nigeria or you are not a Nigerian. You are making too much sense and this is not normal.

tjark1:
Why must we always make these unnecessary comparisons? Nigeria Army says don't wear, please don't wear!!!!

Fine, it says don't wear military uniform but do they have to batter the guy?

auntysimbiat:
NICE..

BIG WARNING TO OTHERS ABUSING MILITARY CAMOUFLAGE


MORE NEWS >>> SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com

You too mumu. Wetin you go do when you go to a more organized society? And to think that you are even supporting the army abusing citizens. You guys are animals.

Arsenal is weird. When you expect them to do well they break your heart and vice versa.

timidapsin:
Another video from me again

Malaysian Man proposes to His crush and she crushes him for real

For those of you who will like to use open places (like shoprite) for your proposal joint, you might want to rethink after watching this video

I TIMIDAPSIN Feel really sorry for the man.
He got his head broken after saying all those sweet things. Girls sha

Watch below and share in other To safe a guys life


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucbQe-5AYTU


Source: http://YouTube.com/timidapsinvids for more videos.

He's lucky. At least he found out she's a psycho before their relationship went any further.

lookandlaff:
Srop praising people for doing what is expected of them. When someone gives his life in defense of his country, the country (Army) are not doing his family a favour by taking care of them, it's the duty/responsibility of the Country/Army.

Well said. Nigerians are not exposed and little things dazzle them.

CastedDude:
change has taken over the Nigerian army...dats very good

Xposer:
such a nice gesture

It is not a nice gesture and there is no change. It is what the government should do and should have been doing. When you have people who lay down their lives for their country on a daily basis, there is no benefit too great for them and their family. The Nigerian military treats it's soldiers like crap. To give you an idea, let me break down what a soldier in the U.S military gets during service;

1. Free health care. Almost free anyway. They pay like $20 a month as health insurance and with that a soldier and their immediate family members can walk into any hospital for something as small as a toothache to major ailments like cancer and get treatment.

2. Free quality education. I have $120k dollars that the army gave me lying dormant in a government account for whenever i decide to use it for my education or transfer it to any member of my family.

3. Paid housing and utilities. A soldier will always get the opportunity to live in the best accommodation possible.

4. Hands on occupational training. When i joined, i had a degree in Public Administration but the army trained me to be an Engineer. This training can be converted into civilian life. The funny thing is, you can be trained for practically anything you ask for and multiple times. You can decide to train as a nurse, then switch over to being a pilot, and then switch over to being a supply manager if you so choose.

5. Life insurance. If you lose your life for any reason other than your own error, (the military will not pay your family if you commit suicide or get in a POV accident and you were not wearing your seat belt) Your family is guaranteed $450k plus a 100k 24 hrs after you lose your life. Plus, your spouse will continue to receive free healthcare and on post privileges until she re marries.

6. The opportunity to lead. The army will groom and train you to be a leader. This is how i know that Nigeria does not and have never had one.

And many more. People who bear the cross of the nation should be treated with respect and honor. This does not happen in Nigeria. The first time i boarded a civilian plane in uniform i was thoroughly embarrassed. I just joined the military and i was not used to the way they do things. The pilot asked that a round of applause be given to service members on board. I started clapping with everybody and noticed that everyone was standing and facing me. It took me a while to realize they were clapping for me. It felt so good. That was the last time i wore my uniform on a plane though. In Nigeria, people want to throw rocks at their service members.

kweenmolly:
smart

This boy fine sha. E remain small e for fine reach my boys. Just small.

larry2chat:
You're right and moreover that road should be a dual lane or the bushes around the road be reduced like that of ilesha-ibadan express way.

You are also right. But, it goes deeper than that. The whole orientation about operating a POV of the average Nigerian must and should be revised. Driving is not a right but a privilege that can be taken away at any time. Nigerians think it is a right and therefore shoulder no responsibility when operating a vehicle. In Germany/England/U.S for example, the long term ramifications for an offence for, lets say a DUI, is almost unquantifiable. In Nigeria, it is business as usual. Things need to change.

ladyF:
OMG!!! Na wa o. On top say she no gree do again?

God deliver us from this type of ex-bf's that will refuse to move on with their lives IJN. RIP

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

It's this mumu again.

Nigerians don't give a flying phuck about their health.

DailyPost:
God Help Us

God won't. Nigerians have to help themselves. Traffic safety and POV operation is a very simple thing to master. Nigerians don't take anything related to motoring seriously and worse is they don't know anything about it. They think they do, but they don't. As evidenced by the high rate of casualties on a regular basis. They think it's all about buying a car, registering it and driving away. It is more complicated than that. In Germany on the autobahn, you can practically drive at whatever speeds you want and in all my years that I worked and lived there, i never saw one accident. Not one. Think about that.