₦airaland Forum

tyson99:
Ghana and kenya,two forbidden countries


I dedicate this space to EVANS

And Nigeria is better abi? Guy, those two countries are a zillion times better than Nigeria. Fact.

NNAMDIII:
nairaland girls can fine for Africa

You need to go out more.

Jaqenhghar:
...and they believe they are the most intelligent people on earth. Thats the part that cracks me up

Delusional people. Smh.

Jaqenhghar:
He is a man with nothing to lose nah
If armed robber catch am, if dem see 20# for him pocket make them thank God.
If kidnapper hol am l, I no sure say anybody go pay shishi as ransome ... him people sef most likely don tire for am so it will be a blessing

Looooooooooooooool.

Jaqenhghar:
It was all over the news.
During the Sallah Oga C in C shared miney and cow meat to corpers then sold them some hogwash that they are safe anywjere in Nigeria.
and the good people clapped and said what a wonderful man baba is

If only there was a way to invent and mass produce synthetic brains, I would gladly subscribe to Nigerians in Nigeria swapping their brains out with it.

Jaqenhghar:
He said "you dont have to.." not "you must..." there is a difference. Comprehension problems SMH

You de mind iamairforce1? How anyone cannot comprehend the dangers of divulging you personal information on the internet is just amazing to say the least.

Jaqenhghar:
They have started sharing cow meat and money to youth corps members in Daura.
and if you notice the crowing of one Nigeria is very loud these days

Already? That was fast.

bsideboii:
Come 2019 no traitor or politician that has stolen us blind will be allowed to rule us.Insha Allah

Lol. If this were a Ghanian or German saying this i would believe. Wait, they haven't started sharing salt and rice yet.

Knowing how dumb Nigerians in Nigeria are, i would not be surprised if Atiku becomes president one day.

OnucheAdams:
Look as them all resemble bandits....

Isn't better to look like a bandit than be one?

Rorachy:
Why play hard to get when you like a guy.

No need, unless I don't like you and I don't want you, I will not only play hard to get, you really will not get me.

You must be young.

nero2face:
See as Devil dey remote control that boy, see as him carry bare hands dey open crocodile mouth, if e happen na them go dey find who go do freewill donation...

Lol. That was funny. The thing is already dead na.

Jaqenhghar:
Ah oga This man is at the mercy of BH. Shey I told you Nigerians have short memories. As we speak the major players on this hostage situation have forgotten this man and are most likely focused on other things. If he dies there will be some outrage and everyone will move in. Govt will look for a replacement. He is just one statistic the country can do without

I really find it hard to understand why life is so meaningless in Nigeria. Just unbelievable.

maxiuc:
I want to finish well

Heaven is real

Lol.

Ogashub:
Yeye dey smell begs buhari to do what??

Exactly. I wonder what the job of the police is?

Zizicardo:
waste of time, resources and energy

Don't be too sure. Most Nigerians in Nigeria are dumb enough to elect him.

Jaqenhghar:
Na serious wahala be that.... them be the dangerous types.If na here you go shout rape tire everybody go dey look you

Lol.

Jaqenhghar:
Hahahaha . You no go follow them play. Even mad man dey look road before him cross
BTW whats MOS

Military occupation specialty. It the job you are trained for in the army. God forbid. I know fit touch those girls. Na dem go bang you willingly come shout rape on top your head.

Jaqenhghar:
Banmee see your people

Omo dis one weak me. I can bet my life say na supply MOS e be. And de can give problem? You no fit tell dem anything. Thank God say I know how to handle dem. I get one under me wey be like her. Pfc croney. I de show am pepe. No need to talk too much. Every incident goes in her monthly counseling statement.

Jaqenhghar:
Maybe its a flying house
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hdk.gif

Loooooooooooool.

Anstalk:
The Nigeria Union in South Africa has protested against the hijack of a house belonging to a Nigerian Baptist missionary in that country.

Mr Theodore Ezeunara, Chairman of the union in Johannesburg South, told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Monday that persons claiming to be members of the Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF), a political party, allegedly took over the house.

He said that the EFF members chased away the tenants in the building and brought in new persons.

He said that efforts made by the owner of the house and the union to stop the hijacking fell on deaf ears.

He said that the union had lodged a complaint with the police on the hijacking and trespassing on a property.

The owner of the house, who did not want his name mentioned for safety, said that he bought the property in 2011.

“The house is a bungalow, comprising of four bedroom flat, two-bedroom guest house and two rooms boy quarters.

“Last week, some people came to the house, claiming to be members of a political party, drove away the tenants, alleging that they (tenants) were foreigners.

“It is clear that this is a case of hijacking and trespassing on a private property,” he said.

Mr Adetola Olubajo, President of Nigeria Union, said that the case had been reported to the national secretariat of the union.

“We will hand it over to our national legal adviser to take it up,” he said. (NAN)


Source: http://anstalk.com/south-africans-hijacked-nigerian-houses/

Jaqenhghar, are you sure Nigerians still go to school? How do you hijack a house?

WORDSENSEI:
You need to take out your brain and clean out the cobwebs in it.
He's saying no region is developed and no tribe is enjoying Nigeria and you are still splattering spittle all over the thread.

Explain to me what the bold sentence means. You and the guy have the same problem. Lack of English comprehension.

Alcatraz005:
Is it the Government that developed Yoruba or Hausa land? We all receive allocation together now. We are tired of this persecution complex of the easterners jareee. Nobody is enjoying Nigeria so quit wailing!

Alcatraz005:
Is it the Government that developed Yoruba or Hausa land? We all receive allocation together now. We are tired of this persecution complex of the easterners jareee. Nobody is enjoying Nigeria so quit wailing!

You need to stop. They more you talk the more ignorant you sound. You call any region nigeria has developed? You need to go out more. You are so used to so much rubbish that anything mediocre will dazzle you. Smh.

Jaqenhghar:
Theu have a very short memory and are as dumb as anything.
I listened to those promises veing made... in saner climates people will insult you for making such bogus unrealistic promises. Over here they just gobble it up like ot pizza...currently they have forgotten those promises were made the latest trend now is Nnamdi Kanu. I dont see how Nnamdi Kanu (or not having Nnamdi Kanu) will automatically bring infrastructure to this cesspit

You said it bro. Amnesia runs deep in nigeria. The sooner they realize that they are their own worst enemy the better.

Alcatraz005:
The Nigerian Government won't devote billions of dollars to build igbo land. You can hit your head on the wall of you like, it won't change nada! You think you can get stuff from the rest of Nigeria with this belligerence and bellicosity? We shall see.

The reason they won't is because people like you don't hold them accountable. You never have and you never will. They know you don't know how things are done which is why they take you as fools. I wonder how people in Germany do it?

SugarMummyUSA:
Ouch! Looks quite dangerous!

Proud Sugar Mummy

I can bet my life this is a 19 year old with a laptop in a one room apartment. Respond to him at your own peril.

jessejunior:
Africa generally

they see Africa as a dumping ground.... buy from a reliable source and don't be gullible

You guys see your country as dumping ground. Is it not Nigerians who import them?

Alcatraz005:
This is what baffles millions of Nigerians. They don't want to develop that place but want to remain in other Nigerian cities to be tormenting the indigenous population with cries of marginalization. Their matter na siddon look ooo as they can't be challenged verbally as they can insult for Africa.

And you got likes for this rubbish you posted. It really shows the level of exposure and education in Nigeria. Is she a public official? Is it her responsibility to fix roads? You guys do not know your responsibilities so how can you be trusted to know your government's?

ncoolsome:
military squat I hear u..how come all female military personnel don't have big buttt hmmn??

Because they spread their workouts to affect all areas of the body. You don't want to focus on one.

Olive4:
what kind of training does she do

It's called squats. That shiit will change your life.

crackerspub:
Me in USA is not an achievement, is being with Jesus.

Ok.

crackerspub:
lol dude, Jesus controls everything. I hope you understand.

Oh you mean the dude who apparently walks on water? Ok. If you say so.