₦airaland Forum

Babzilla:
Jungle justice
Or army/police brutality

That too.

ArabMopol:
Obama scarcely walk on ur official red carpet unless there is state visit... Zombie apocalypse

But you made it seem like Buhari is the only person ever to walk around with someone holding an umbrella for him na. This is why i asked what i asked. Why didn't you copy and paste that of Obama too?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#9999ff]I guess you didn't have opportunity
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Real life wife ....not a play 1 on Nairaland[/color]

Wait, are you saying babzilla is your play boyfriend on NL? Better stop that break dance. I am already printing invitation cards ooooo.

rawpadgin:
Kenyans are known for two things


1. marathon race

2. weird news

Nigerians are known for two things;

1. Corruption.

2. Corruption.

Babzilla:
He is married l

Yup.

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KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#9999ff]But you like my trouble don't you
~~~~`[/color] [color=#00cccc]banmee you have a real life (not play on Nairaland) wife?
Why didn't you tell me before I told you to buy me ice cream[/color]

What do you mean by "before"? The conversation would have been like; "Where you de since sef? Abi you and kingcheezypuff go vacation wink for somewhere? I be think say una don elope. And i don marry". Sounds ridiculous right? And what the heck is a "real life wife"?

If this had happened to me, i would be getting my balls sterilized so it doesn't happen again.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]Babzilla don't want me
You can take me out instead i want ice cream!!! Let's go!![/color]

Lol.....

[quote author=Babzilla post=49586479][/quote]Where the heck do get these appropriate memes?

Babzilla:
I think say na only me

Where you de since sef? Abi you and kingcheezypuff go vacation for somewhere? I be think say una don elope.

You are just courting trouble when you put you lives on social media. Meanwhile, this woman razz die.

ErnieSmallzz:
islyk, seun will still create a "Kenya section" on Nl. There is always a badnews bou them, everyday.

Yeah. And Nigeria is filled with so much good news abi? You guys like to focus on the bad things in other countries just to distract yourselves from the dilapidation in your own country. Make una continue.

They won't sell it to him. You'll see. It is the price of having the tag of "one of the most corrupt countries in the world".

Funny thing is if you come back there in 6 months, you'd think the place was built in 1960.

OKorowanta:
Thank God u still appreciate something in her.
Just the other day,Tiwa told me she appreciate nothing in you.
I'm still trying to convince her to appreciate you.
If not for anything but as God's creature.

Are you related to Tarila?

kenonze:
Linda as a media personnel has the right to report any information so long as it is correct and declassified.

[b]Who is that rate (Adeleke of a boy) to tell a blogger not to mention him in her article. [/b]

I would do the same if i was in his shoes. Linda Ikeji is very irresponsible with the things she writes about. There is little or no fact checking. She gets away with it because Nigeria is lawless and suing anyone is same as attempting to fetch water with a basket. Waste of time.

Yorubamafia:
I thought they said all lands in the Niger delta has been polluted by oil exploration. How come agriculture is thriving in bayelsa and big fishes getting caught? We can see beyond the propaganda that Niger Delta is not as bad as been painted by IPOB on radio biafra

What are you saying for God's sake? What with all the information out there, you still want to stay ignorant. Smh.

spikesC:
I don't have to imagine it. I was born and bred in Nigeria. Lived there for 22 years of my life before moving out.
Illiteracy is the biggest problem in my beloved country and something drastic has to be done about it.

And people like ateri are making it worse. He honestly believes the Nigerian standard is comparable to normal societies. And he's not alone in that thought process. There are tens of millions like that living there. Smh

Fiwasayo:
Diamond Ring....and erm maybe Dangerous Twins....these days na yeye movies dem dey do

These days? Really? They've always been doing yeye movies. Gone are the days of "thing fall apart" and "co.ck crow at dawn".

ATERI:
And yet another black man shot dead in North Carolina. Nice that it is not your turn yet. Each and every black murdered in this way left home telling their loved ones that they would be back soon. But your clumsy reasoning means that it`s far better for police to execute innocent blacks than for lawless yobs to kill a thief recklessly

James Byrd Jr was picked up from the street and tied to the back of a truck in Texas. White racists then drove the truck for another hour as he was begging for mercy. Three white men continued to drive the truck until James Byrd was shredded. This was 1998 and that is the American society that you live in and still have the audacity to talk about impunity in Nigeria.

The violence against innocent blacks continue till today, with your so-called police officers doing worse than civilian racists. Since you and I started this chit-chat, 2 innocent black men had been murdered.

Please, spare me your boring repetition. " Crime happens everywhere", my foot!

Bye and try to stay safe in your violent jungle!

Go school una no go go. Learn una no go learn. Crimes happen in every country. Show me one instance where a group of people in Europe and or America, have come together to murder someone in public, stay and take selfies and casually stroll away with the police not even investigating it. I will send you $5.00 if you can give me an example of that kind of scenario in this day and age.

Tiny23:
come n gimme na

Lol. . .Long throat no go ki you.

I prefer the one I prepared a while back.

Why wouldn't they be deadly when an incompetent, poorly trained, poorly equipped army is fighting them. Let them go try it with a country in Europe and America and we'll see if they can attack with impunity as they do in Nigeria.

Cutehector:
I pray I dnt marry such crazy personality.


Ah mean there are pregnant women who are very much not affected by such madness!

They all are in some way shape or form. It's natural. It is not easy carry something inside of you for 9 months. They have to pee every 5 minute. Eat every 5 minutes. Fart every 5 minutes. If it were you, wouldn't you be irritated?

fernandoc:
God if you are hearing me hear this. I want to be famous ooo!

Under G is better. Trust me.

ATERI:
Another innocent black man has just been shot dead in Oklahoma. Please get in touch so as to know that is not you, Mr America!

Guy, You have zero comprehension skills. Quote anywhere where i said that there is no crime in America. Read my lips; There. . .is. . .crime. . .everywhere. . .in. . .every. . .country. . .in. . the. . .world.. . .but. . .you. . .don't. . .see. . .mobs. . . gathering. . . together. . .taking. . .pictures. . . .while. . . .they. . . .execute. . .people. . . .and. . . then. . .post. . .it.. . on. . . social. . .networks. I hope you can understand this since i broke it down barney style. Smh.

MadCow1:
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That War is Nigeria's dark moment in its 50+ year history.


Rest in Peace to my 4 Uncles who died in a Nigerian Bombing raid in Aba.

Rest in Peace to all the lives lost in that War.

Never Again..


God Bless the Federal republic of Nigeria.

The war is not Nigeria's darkest moment in it's history. The fact that Nigerians do not want to change their corruptive ways is. Every country in the world has fought a war at one point in time. What they do after that is what matters.

EddyNumerouno:
This is how Nigerian prophets/prophetess/apostles work
-pick an event with high probability of success
-no specifics


Infact, i have seen that rain will fall in calabar tomorrow and some streets and shops will be flooded.

[size=3pt]Its all a game of chance[/size]

Pastors are successful because their followers are generally s.tupid.

ATERI:
Every unlawful killing is the same!

Smh. I hope your mentality changes because if million of Nigeria think like you, the country is doomed. Solving a problem means understanding the problem first. If you don't understand the gravity of the problem, how do you solve it?

MadCow1:
Edo State and Lagos State belongs to the APC..



Even if Jesus were the PDP candidate in Edo, he still cannot win the election.

The cool thing about the jacked up way Nigerians do business is it is always a case study of how things should not be done. There is no ideology when it comes to the values and political leanings of the average Nigerian. Well, sort of. Their values is often dictated by money and who can provide it. When you go to England, their citizens either belong to the Labour party, because they believe in the rights and power of the average worker, the conservative party, because of their belief in the old school values, or the Liberal party, which believes in changing with the modern times. In the U.S, you have the Democrats, who are very liberal and believe so much in individual expression and personal freedom while you have the Republicans who prefer the old school christian values and the right to bear arms. In these countries, the way you think will determine which party you fall under. If you ask an average Nigerian which party he belongs to, he'll either tell you, PDP or APC. If you ask him why, he most likely will say it is the party that will see the country to Eldorado. If you then ask what values the party holds or stands for, you'll get the deer in a headlights look. They have no clue. No one knows the values or the political leanings of either parties. The only thing holding these politicians together in both parties is the quest for wealth which is why you have politicians "decamping" at will. In America, it is political suicide for a Republican to "decamp" to the democratic party and vice versa. That politician will never be trusted ever again. What Nigerians don't understand is, until we start to define the values that each political parties has or stands for in this country we will never move forward politically. We'll continue going round in circles. You cannot just support or join a party because of an individual. You have to know if the way you are thinking is the same way the person you are supporting, or party is thinking. Promises don't mean squat when both of you are not on the same page. I hope for Nigeria's sake it's citizens wake up from this mental slumber they all seem to be in since independence.

Why the phuck are policemen granting bail? The Nigerian system is genetically engineered to be corrupt. There is no hope in and for that country.