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Vill:
This is strange

When it comes to anything Nigeria, nothing is strange.

Babzilla:
I think this should clarify things
https://www.nairaland.com/3303935/how-get-over-heart-break

Really? Hateu2, See your life? Internet really get memory. Reason why i don't have facebook, twitter or instagram.

Babzilla:
Maybe she is another Bruce /Cathlyn Jenner in the making
She used to have an 'f' afyrr her name they change it to discourage these thirsty niggas sending them PMs
Read her history it will give yoi an idea

Which is why i could have sworn she/he was a wench. Until now that is. Lol...at Bruce Jenner. I wonder why anyone would PM a woman you don't know? Smh.

Babzilla:
I have a similar routine but na with Red label
when I wake up I spill a few drops for the ancestors
I take 2-3 shots straight up then 2 after excercise. Im careful taking one on the way out lest you smell in the office.
Since I started thos routine things look clearer

Lol....

Babzilla:
Maybe she is one of those girls with no sisters just brothers.... and ptobably a last. So she learnt early to stomp with the dogs having few females to look up to

She/he just swore by amadioha, that she/he is a guy. Are you sure about her/his gender?

HateU2:
you like amebo sir .

I'm a guy. Don't mind gorilla

Which wan pesin go come believe na.

chris2face:
Even at that bro she is suppose to know how to cook
Am yet to meet any lady who can't cook and I pray not to even meet one not to talk of the one that I will teach how to cook am not humble to that extent and I know it

You need to change this mindset or you will be walking a very tight rope. Marriage is about both of you tutoring and mentoring each other to be better than what you were when you first met. It is never about what you were, but what are now and what you intend to be in the future. She didn't know how to cook then but now she is a chef. That is the goal; Taking something raw and molding it into something productive and wonderful.

chris2face:
Well what works for me may not necessarily work for u I have got a 14 years kid sister who at that age cooks all manner of food in fact this days my other sister have refuse cooking simply because she's there so if my kid sis can cook then I have no reason whatsoever to be a lady who can't cook because is obvious she lack basic home training
U thought ur wife how to cook wahoo great!! kudos to u but I can't do that and finally I didn't say food is the most important thing in marriage but is one of the thing I value

Which is why i said you are generalizing. My wife is an orphan or at least grew up as one. What do you do in such situations? This is why i said don't make blanket statements. You never know what could have caused her not to know how to cook.

Babzilla:
A girl O. A very dangerous one . She has finally overthrown King cheezy puff

She must have some manly qualities. I always thought she was a guy by her posts. Perception is a mutherfuka.

chris2face:
One of my basic qualifications as u put it is that she must know how to cook
Am not against those who may want to teach her or all that for me personally the day she prepare this kind thing is the day that I will cease to be with her it may not necessarily be over but am not having a future with her

You talk as if food is the most important thing in a marriage? What will you do if you lived in a country like Germany, Britain or the U.S, where you guys will probably not have time to cook in a month? My wife could not cook to save her life when we first met. I took my time to teach her and now she's a Ninja in the kitchen. If i had your mindset, i would have chased the best thing in my life because of food. Why na?

Babzilla:
Now I see.
So all this time you wanted to overthrow puffpuff now U have accomploshed ur plans

I don't get it; is hateu2 a guy or a girl?

This is what a nation filled with mumu citizens deserve. Two hundred million mumu people.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPytmuhYDAU

chris2face:
Bros I can't is not my duty to teach her how to cook
Initially I thought we are dealing with wife here but looked closely and find out is about a girl friend,the truth is that any girl who could prepare this kind of thing is not well mannered and such do not deserve to be taken to mama
My opinion though

You are generalizing. You shouldn't do that. If you have plans for a woman, you automatically become a coach. No woman will meet your every desire. As long as she has the base qualifications, it is up to you to mentor her to the level you want. That is one the secrets of a happy marriage i have just given you. Free of charge.

chris2face:
Walahi!!! I no marry again seriously speaking am gonna send her back to her parents until at least she learn to cook

How about showing her how to do it? Or helping her to learn. That is if of course you have any kind of plans for her.

[quote author=Babzilla post=49389093]Ill follow him on facebook. Wasnt he the one that did something during one of these republican rallies where he jad a blue wig on [/quote

No. That was Stepen Colbert. Another crazy one. He and John learnt from the master himself, John Stewart. He's retired. These trio are probably the best comedic satirist in America today. Follow Stephen Colbert too. You won't regret it. Funny as phuck.

Babzilla:
Oh my oh my
Couldnt stop laughing bro I have to share this
Thanks for the laughs man

I'm telling you bro. People who carry religion to the extreme need serious psychological evaluation. I just don't understand why anyone would follow anything so blindly. And that's John Oliver. He will always expose you. People are scared of him here. If he talks about you, you are phucked.

costandi:
No, it proves that there are numerous sheep willing to be fed.

You are right about that. Fed with ample ignorance.

Most Nigerians are naturally s.tupid who don't like to read or do any kind of research. If you among that group, this is for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg

costandi:
He filled the O₂ arena to the brim in June. The O₂ arena is in the United kingdom by the way.

All it proves is there are numerous sheep willing to be led to the slaughter house.

ammyluv2002:
Akuko

It still doesn't change the facts

ammyluv2002:
Take it out with God.....God hates divorce #Simple

Ignorance is the bane of religious people.

Larryfest:
But this car design isn't bad atal probably oga used the ride anyhow now he is reading the book of lamentation to us like we were there when he was enjoying it.,

A new car? Bros, you probably have not used a new car that is why you would have that opinion. The magic number is 100,000 miles before you start having issues na.

ammyluv2002:
He's right tho

So they should die in a loveless marriage?

nerodenero:
Instead of trying to shift the goal post, Christian Oyakhilome should take responsibility for his failed marriage. He doesn't strike me as one that truly practice what he preaches.

This report clearly shows Christian trying to absolve himself of any blame for his failed marriage.

Bros, you are wrong. No pastor/preacher/fraudster practices what they preach.

Babzilla:
Whats that nigga sayin'
Going back and forth without making any sense.

Please spare me that crap about he is a man of God and I should be careful etc....

I had high hopes for you babzilla. You never talk about a **cough**, **cough**, pastor **cough**, like that.

Babzilla:
Roger that

Carry on.

evilapc:
The unenlightened and undiscerning minds will never understand the dark secret beyond...FFK you are insightful

Nniiggeerriiaanns. Which kain people una be sef? How una de take think? Why una be like dis na? When will you all start taking responsibility for your actions? This is not the way normal people who want the best for themselves and their country think. I hope you all wake up before it is too late.

Babzilla, this is one of my reserves just in case my moniker happens. And it just did.

Domislaz:
You are simply an insecure and Unstable fellow whose childhood had been sabotaged with inconsistent parentage. You whimsical creature. Didn't you compare Nigeria with Indonesia in your previous post that I quoted? My bad I never knew that you are a superficial attention seeking fellow. Fvcck off. Eeeddiot like you.

By comparism, you mean Nigeria is corrupt where justice is hard to come by and indonesia seems to be not? What is it about that is a lie? I am beginning to ask too many questions again ooo.

Anabel:
The price of crude oil had dropped cos of the Arabian oil. It was this greed for oil that got this country where it is today. The National conference was held with some of.the representing members sleeping in duty. It was a waste of money and division of Nigeria was off the list of discussion. Everyone was fine with it. SS representatives were fine so was SE representatives during the conference. My point is: we come on here and talk about division like it is easy. A country with people who cannot oppose bad leaders, are they the ones who will survive division? In my own opinion, Nigeria is more lucky compared to Venezuela who also like we did, built their economy on oil and when crude oil fell, it affected them. Now the economy there is so bad we are hoping to don't cannibalise themselves. Youths who never experienced the Biafra war are defending it like they fought in it. Let's not live our lives based on the informations buried in our brains about how a division will settle Nigeria. The real enemy here is bad leadership and until we can fix that, even if division happens, the country divided will still know no peace. That oil will still create problems between the Igbos and the Ijaws

Where are you going to get the good leaders from? Nigeria's problem is not bad leadership. It is bad citizens because the leader comes from the citizens and not from the moon. Bad citizens, bad country. Good citizens, good country. You have more bad people than good. That is your country's problem.

Domislaz:
Your Inferiority complex will soon be your undoing. So lndonesian laws is now superior and more transparent than yours? SMH

When you post comments, try and use some measure of common sense at least na. Haba. Was the offence committed in Nigeria? What has Nigeria's laws got to do with another sovereign countries laws as regards this matter? **** Should i eat eba this afternoon or rice? So many questions. . . . . . . . .

Oluwabusobomi:
Buhari has really polarised this country through his actions and inactions

The worst part of it is that no matter what decision he made, the once vocal region (wasted region) will always support him

You can not conspire to pull down the two regions (SS & SE) that the so called Nigeria feeds on and expect them to keep mute and look on... only the wasted region does that. Awo's imprisonment and June 12 is a good example. They will rather die in silence!
A good example is the one above me

Buhari has not done squat different from what Nigerians have been used to since independence. If you dispute this then point to a time in Nigeria's history when things were ok. Not awesome or great, because that would be asking for too much. Just ok. Nigeria's problem is it's people, not it's leaders because it's leaders come from it's people. Not from the moon. It is so bad that no Nigerian can point to a single leader in it's history who was ok. And they are so quick to throw blame forgetting that their biggest problem is their mentality which is very corruptive. These are people who think it is ok for a policeman to stand in public and shamelessly collect bribe. If they didn't think it was ok, the policeman would not do it. Who think it is ok to burn people in the streets and worse, proudly showcasing it on youtube. Who think it is awesome to litter and dump refuse in public. Who think it is a good attribute to be a "sharp" guy. How in God's name does anyone think you can form or maintain a nation with people who think like this. Fine, not all are like that, but there are more mentally phucked up people than there are normal one's. Nigeria will break apart. It's just a matter of time.