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Transcriber:
lol.
Coca Cola's market cap is about 300b

True, I didn't see it frol that angle.

Drsnives:
Elchapo, you were supposed to be in confinement. Who released you?

A cat has nine lives, I'm on my third

Minjim:
He can't afford to buy coca cola.

Before you quote me , why not first look up the total value of Cocacola and what Elon is worth?

His whole asset is not up to what Cocacola is worth.


Moreover, he was only kidding.

You say ?

Though I agree with you he was joking.

Nonsense propaganda

Drsnives:
My course mate at University of Cyprus

Really wow ?

Nwaomaah:
Where's the goat meat?
Unripe plantain porridge with the goat meat flavor especially the mkpi goat� flavor is everything.
I'll choose it over a dripping juicy kpekus anytime anyday

Kpekus ana to kasi ihe wanu

yummy ��� with enough red oil.

splashbaby:
Yoruba calls this (Apa ako ti le ta) a poorly trained child will consider what you are about to do as only option.

Your mother didn't train you properly while alive, so she deserve this treatment from you after death.

You're very stupid in your brain.

Kelechi20007:
Nobody is saying anything, I will be going with the option of selling the property. The hope of having a better future in a better country is far better than being in a dilapidating building that can not be repaired when something spoils. It's crystal clear that graduates have no hope of good future in Nigeria. I only hope and pray that I don't offend my mum's spirit when I finally do. Cheers �

Kelechi if you were in heaven as your mother is right now and your own children are is trying times, would you be bothered about where your bones are ? When you're already singing alleluia with your maker.

This country is not guaranteed to get better o so it's best you help yourself now you can.

Kelechi20007:
I recently got admission in a university in uk for my Masters. The challenge I have is that I can't fund it. The only way to to do so is by selling my mom house.

I'm her only child and another difficult challenge is that she was buried in the yard of the house 5 years ago.

I don't have a good job, I have been teaching in a private for a long time, I need a better future for myself, I'm seeing a chance here for a better life by furthering my education in uk.

It's a difficult decision for me selling the house with her grave in it. Please guys put yourself in my shoes, what will you do in this kind of situation?

Sell it bro.

Would you to think she'll be happy that you're being sentiment when infact she left it to you so that in trying times like this you can fall back on it?

What you can do is to exhume her remains and rebury it some where else like a general cemetery or something.

Time is ticking for you to change the narrative for your unborn children.

Zoboribo

Dangote & Otedola no get first class even buhari no get certificate.

Sad

Only 33

Even the Emir na scam see the circumstances which led to the scamming

Useless bunch

No sir.

True.

Nice one.

xcelpro:
Good day Nairaland.
Please how do I recover my money from Union Bank?
On 19th April 2022, I went to use their ATM at about 8:10 a.m and I was debited N20k without cash dispense because the machine went off while counting the money due to power failure from the bank's generator house.
After 24hrs I went to their branch to lay a compliant and they acknowledged the dispense error and started that it will be reversed after 24hrs which did not happen.
I called their customer care line 2 days later and one of their agent told me that it will be reversed after 24hrs and that she has sent It for manual reversal.
Despite this I didn't get the reversal.

I again went to the bank last week Friday, 23rd April and the customer service apologized that it must be reversed that day which did not still happen.
I chatted them up on Twitter, and they claim that it has been reversed, and after proving that nothing has been reversed they stopped responding to my messages on Twitter.
I sent them a mail and they didn't respond till yesterday, where they stated that the issue will be resolve within 48 hours.
Nothing has happened yet.
I tried calling their their customer service now and I noticed that I can no longer reach them with my two lines, probably they blocked my line.

P.s; I am fully aware that they have breached their obligation in respect to banker-customer relationship and that I would be entitled to damages if I sue them for this.
But the truth is, instituting a legal action now would be too expensive for me coupled with the litigation process.

Please what do you suggest I do apart from litigation?

Tell your lawyer to write them a strongly worded letter for breach of fiduciary duties or go into the bank and make better noise.

Lmao this government can they have some shame?

Islandlady:
Good morning Nairalanders! Have got this pressing issue, I need your advise on.

There is this business friend to my dad, who is in his early forties, he once asked me out for a relationship but I declined because he his married with two lovely children

So I have been on vacation from my job for some weeks now, so I decided to spend time in my family house
so three days ago he brought this job offer to me that I should be his new secretary since his old secretary have relocated abroad, I told him I will get back to him

Pls guys I am just confused and scared, I mean this man once asked me out and me being his secretary means we will be close to each other, I don't want any case of rape or sexual assault from him

Plus his new job salary is almost ×2 of my present job salary!

Could his intentions be pure or could it be that I am overreacting or reading too much meaning to this

Should I accept the job offer from him or not!
Pls I need your critical advise

What if he continues his advances you refuse and you're left with no other options but to quit assuming it doesn't end in a worse way.

My dear, this is a money test, if you pass it doesn't mean that there's a bullion van waiting in the future but you can always hold your own when similar things will present itself in the future. All the best in whatever you decide though.

There's someone for everyone, of course everyone needs companionship but you can't force anything. Be calm, also find a good way of managing the stress that your job brings as Na who dey alive dey attract babe o. Good luck.

Scapula112:
Hello nairalanders, I'm an old user of this forum just wanna remain anonymous. Please my career is not making me be in a relationship with any lady, all the Ladies I've dated in the past all complain of one thing which is time.

I'm a second year neurosurgical resident here in new Jersey prior to my residency in this program, I was a medical officer whose job Is not more demanding , I had a girlfriend who's always complaining of me not being there for her tho I give her money and always visiting her if I'm on shift even though I got limited time to prepare for a medical board exam to get into residency (USMLE) those know about the exam knows how crazy it was, a three steps examination.

She broke up with me for a guy she always call her friend..the heart break almost cost me my step 2 CK, life goes on. Here am I in neurosurgery, my first day was like hell imagine being in the O.R for 16 hrs straight without seeing the sun because they brought multiple patients who sustained brain injury during a road accident, I nearly cried, to my chief of surgery ..An attending surgeon it's like nothing I almost regretted being there and not going to family medicine or internal medicine.

This has made me so awful that if see me you'll think I'm a mad man...is either I'm in the O.R or I'm sleeping no time for family, Cinema, vacation, the girl Ioved has left me all because of time. I make money i don't have time to spend, money is now useless to me because there is no time to look after myself ..in the next 1hr I'll be in the middle of a surgery. It's just crazy, is this how I'll spend the rest of my life? No woman? It's frustrating .

Last week i collapsed in the middle of a surgery because we just finished removing a tumor In the right part of the brain barely two hours, I was sleeping when I got an urgent call to report to the O.R ... I'm now regretting choosing this program. Can a lady love a guy whose everyday life is like this? I think not.

What do you think I can do please mature minds. I'll be 29 by June.

janejjjjj5000:
Please, I don't want to be judged. My husband is a good man. We have been married for 14 years. I am 33 years old. He is 39 years old. We have 4 kids - 3 girls and 1 boy. He has never cheated on me. Right from day 1, he has been very open. He is not the type of husband that locks phone and all of that. But I am tired. He has the habit of flaring up around the children and I don't like it. I don't want my kids to be damaged. I know some will say no marriage is perfect but at this point, I don't even want marriage again. I just want to be free and single and look after my kids. I am tired.

Anytime we have an argument, he always talks about how he did this and that for me. In front of the children. I don't want this kind of life. He hardly gets angry, maybe twice or thrice in a year but when he does, he does not have the sense to know he should not be doing it in front of the kids. He apologizes to them and to me but I am done.

He has no other issue apart from this. He has never beaten me or anything but I am tired. Overall he is a good husband to be fair and honest but I can no longer deal with this. I prefer to be single and free than deal with this rubbish.

I feel like pouring out my heart.

For a weakness that he exhibits three or four times a year, its not a enough to quit.

If there are other underlying factors you've not stated maybe you should try to trash it out with him.

At 33 you're still young and active and could still attract another spouse, so good luck to you.

lampard8888:
Nigerians will never have sense,, see how they are pushing a man who has no dream or desire to go contest.. If he eventually wins now it would become a case of country wit visionles leaders

Win fire.. GEJ should just go & rest.

The state of that road is so bad eh, hoping this will stir the government from its slumber.