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If the film is crap then it definitely needs 'faces' to sell it. The secret to selling any movie in Nig is the amount of buzz you can create and the track record of the director and or director. Case in point are Mainframe movies. They always sell cos people (i mean yoruba folks) trust Tunde Kelani a lot despite the fact that he may not even feature a known face as his main artiste. Buzz too sells movie a lot cos a movie may be bad but if u get the 'papers,electronic media,blogs etc talkin about them,curiousity will surely be heightened e.g. Ije and Mirror Boy. I havent watch them but i cant wait to. |
What's even the criteria for callin someone an ex-militant? Many of these boys have never seen a gun in their lives not to talk of carryin one . But when they heard govt is distributing free money they quickly turned into ex-militants. Our govt is the most clueless i've ever seen. |
People dey evacuate Bauchi too dey evacuate. Lmao. It's just like Afghanistan evacuating citizens from Somalia |
oyb:You are so correct! |
Read the original post on Ikeji's blog a few days ago and the comments were filled with mostly attacking and castigating the hotels involved. But now on NL the comments are supporting the hotels and castigating the ladies. The inference have drawn from it is that chauvinism is rampant on NL. |
Any criminal caught in northern nigeria in the forseeable future is gonna be labelled boko haram. Steal a chicken,boko haram. Beat your wife,boko haram. Infact slap okadaman,boko haram. The nigeria security agencies have seen an excuse to tie every crime on the face of this earth to. Shior. Incompetent fools |
So funny! |
I'm going to bleep whatever the western world has got to offer and replace it with naija own. Pls feel free to add yours bleep Taliban we've Boko Haram bleep visa lottery we've open borders bleep Busta Rhyme we've Timaya bleep Oprah we've Iyanda bleep Wembley we've Teslim Balogun bleep Stevie Wonder we've Cobhams bleep Bieber we've Wizkid bleep Coming to America we've Osuofia in London bleep Michelle we've hmmm Patience More coming but feel free to add yours |
Me too like all those waffy mannerisms. Just wish there are more waffy jokes on NL |
It is pure inhumanity for the NYSC to think of sending youths to the whole north not to talk of Borno. @OP I think as someone said before tell ur bro to get a medical report which wont allow him to go to yhe desert and approach the NYSC with it. Wishin you guys the best |
Gosh I need to meet this Gbawe guy. Been a long time I saw a well constructed argument like this without attacking the opponent's personality esp on NL. Dont see anything wrong in what Amosun said. It's better than keeping quiet while workers pour vituperations on him without them not knowing the true state of the state's financial affairs. Infact every evil those PDP govs did should be outlined now so we can all appreciate the devils they are. These are people who deliberately set booby traps for the incoming ones in order to distabilise their admin ala Akala in Oyo. |
Thanks Guys. @Mikuz. Which language be that o? |
Dont know if anyone else has done this be4 but all the same let's do this. Mum:Akpos that meat and fish don boil? Akpos: Yes o Malee. Mum: Abeg implicate salt and maggi,attach oil,pepper and sentence the crayfish. Then involve the leaves. After 10mins discharge the pot from fire. U dey hear me so? Akpos: Yes Malee. Shuo this food go good to download with eba o. Mum: No worry Akpos i don detain some fufu for cooler. When time reach we go give them amnesty! |
I'm never a fan of dismissin armed trained men cos these are people who are not trained for anythin else in life apart from carryin arms. So when u dismiss them,what else is left for them than to go into armed robbery. The authorities should punish them in other ways like suspendin their salaries etc but dont dismiss them pls for d sake of public peace and safety |
BABE!:dont know if u really want an answer or u are just catchin ur trips but anyway d ans is NO! BTW i never knew Mr Biggs is now d yardstick for measurin d progress of a city |
Sagamite:Chai see as dem dey mess my state capital! Is not fair o. @OP. I dont stay in Akure all thru d year but i'm presently there now. Cheers |
moonraker: |
This story was ran by Gbenga Daniel's newspaper so it should be taken with a pinch of salt and a bottle of malt. In Naija it's very easy to cheer or boo anyone. Just hire some impoverished rascals and they would cheer or boo you to hell. Daniel has more than enough to hire all the praise singers he needs. I remember Ogun PDP itself used d same tactic when they hired some polythecnic students to boo him at GEJ declaration be4 the elections. All the same Madam Farida over to you |
I hope hunger will not finish the poor thing. Every new thing in Naija is always beautiful,check back in 6months-1yr time and you will be flabberwhelmed and overgasted. I hope this will not be the dogs fate |
If only wishes were horses i would love my younger one to score 350. But realistically i know wetin the dummy go score! |
Didnt read the article but was she datin Sean Pean? Thought she just divorced Ryan Reynolds. All these blondes sef |
deotelan:Best post of the day!!! |
I love the part of the OP post talkin about the chicken starin at him with beautiful eyes. Shuo! Actually that is the precise season i dont eat chicken heads,to avoid the poor thing dead head starin at me. I remember this issue being a source of quarrel btw my mother and i almost every Dec 24 yearly when it's time to kill d Xmas chicken i simply disappear. Generally she buys the day old ones in Jan each yr and mandates me to take care of them d whole yr. So how am i expected to just murder somethin i've been feedin and carin for in 300days+ like that? So i simply disappear and reappear later when stew is ready. |
Seriously is gettin too PurestBoy:Lol. Maybe Linda is on Nairaland. Funny thing is the topics keep makin homepage. The one about attractive pastors' wives is already on homepage |
Dont even know if NL is turnin to an extension of Linda Ikeji's blog these days. Every little story there is transmitted to NL straight up! |
He must really be a brave man to bet against barca in a match they were overwhelming favorites to win. Also he must be very brave to commit suicide afterall how many Nigerians can commit suicide? All they do is deliberate self harm. Well sha accordin to someone i know they play football in heaven too |
He must really be a brave man to bet against barca in a match they were overwhelming favorites to win. Also he must be very brave to commit suicide afterall how many Nigerians can commit suicide? All they do is deliberate self harm. Well sha accordin to someone i know they play football in heaven too |
He must really be a brave man to bet against barca in a match they were overwhelming favorites to win. Also he must be very brave to commit suicide afterall how many Nigerians can commit suicide? All they do is deliberate self harm. Well sha accordin to someone i know they play football in heaven too |
The mistake the original author of this article made was that he/she didnt specifically state what the problem was. But the thread doesnt necessarily have to degenerate into the ethnicity b.i.t.c.hfest it's gradually turnin into. |
Of course if GEJ is a smart man he can always recover the money back cos warranty for such things lasts more than a yr. But the ques is what does he even need two 7billion planes for? As someone said it's not even as if there was no previous presidential jet. The way big sums are being mentioned in this country anyone would think the whole citizenship is living in absolute wealth. I'm so scared of what our fate will be after the oil is gone cos we are not doin anything to prepare for the lean yrs at all |
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