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TV/MoviesRe: Will A Nollywood Movie Sell Without A Popular Face? by Basics007: 3:44am On Jul 31, 2011
If the film is crap then it definitely needs 'faces' to sell it. The secret to selling any movie in Nig is the amount of buzz you can create and the track record of the director and or director. Case in point are Mainframe movies. They always sell cos people (i mean yoruba folks) trust Tunde Kelani a lot despite the fact that he may not even feature a known face as his main artiste.
Buzz too sells movie a lot cos a movie may be bad but if u get the 'papers,electronic media,blogs etc talkin about them,curiousity will surely be heightened e.g. Ije and Mirror Boy. I havent watch them but i cant wait to.
PoliticsRe: Ex-militants Lay Siege To East-west Road by Basics007: 5:42pm On Jul 19, 2011
What's even the criteria for callin someone an ex-militant? Many of these boys have never seen a gun in their lives not to talk of carryin one . But when they heard govt is distributing free money they quickly turned into ex-militants. Our govt is the most clueless i've ever seen.
PoliticsRe: More States Evacuate Indigenes From Maiduguri •as Mend Threatens To Resume by Basics007: 1:52am On Jul 16, 2011
People dey evacuate Bauchi too dey evacuate. Lmao. It's just like Afghanistan evacuating citizens from Somalia
PoliticsRe: Mend Threatens Fresh Attacks by Basics007: 5:03am On Jul 15, 2011
oyb:
e be like say them dey vex say them no dey center of attention

wahala dey o
You are so correct!
CultureRe: Single Ladies Discriminated Against By Hotels In Nigeria by Basics007: 6:57am On Jul 10, 2011
Read the original post on Ikeji's blog a few days ago and the comments were filled with mostly attacking and castigating the hotels involved. But now on NL the comments are supporting the hotels and castigating the ladies. The inference have drawn from it is that chauvinism is rampant on NL.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Sss Grills Suspected Member Who Sneaked Into Ministeria​l Screening by Basics007: 5:02pm On Jul 02, 2011
Any criminal caught in northern nigeria in the forseeable future is gonna be labelled boko haram. Steal a chicken,boko haram. Beat your wife,boko haram. Infact slap okadaman,boko haram. The nigeria security agencies have seen an excuse to tie every crime on the face of this earth to. Shior. Incompetent fools
Jokes EtcRe: If Na You Nko? by Basics007: 8:38am On Jul 02, 2011
So funny!
Jokes EtcLet's Play The bleeping Game by Basics007(op): 6:59am On Jul 02, 2011
I'm going to bleep whatever the western world has got to offer and replace it with naija own. Pls feel free to add yours
bleep Taliban we've Boko Haram
bleep visa lottery we've open borders
bleep Busta Rhyme we've Timaya
bleep Oprah we've Iyanda
bleep Wembley we've Teslim Balogun
bleep Stevie Wonder we've Cobhams
bleep Bieber we've Wizkid
bleep Coming to America we've Osuofia in London
bleep Michelle we've hmmm Patience
More coming but feel free to add yours
Jokes EtcRe: Cookin Militant Stylee! by Basics007(op): 2:56am On Jul 02, 2011
Me too like all those waffy mannerisms. Just wish there are more waffy jokes on NL
NYSCRe: What Should Corpers Posted To Borno State Do? by Basics007: 4:30pm On Jun 30, 2011
It is pure inhumanity for the NYSC to think of sending youths to the whole north not to talk of Borno. @OP I think as someone said before tell ur bro to get a medical report which wont allow him to go to yhe desert and approach the NYSC with it. Wishin you guys the best
PoliticsRe: Daniel ‘sold' Olumo Rock Before Leaving Office (lol) by Basics007: 3:10am On Jun 30, 2011
Gosh I need to meet this Gbawe guy. Been a long time I saw a well constructed argument like this without attacking the opponent's personality esp on NL.
Dont see anything wrong in what Amosun said. It's better than keeping quiet while workers pour vituperations on him without them not knowing the true state of the state's financial affairs. Infact every evil those PDP govs did should be outlined now so we can all appreciate the devils they are. These are people who deliberately set booby traps for the incoming ones in order to distabilise their admin ala Akala in Oyo.
Jokes EtcRe: Cookin Militant Stylee! by Basics007(op): 3:34am On Jun 29, 2011
Thanks Guys. @Mikuz. Which language be that o?
Jokes EtcCookin Militant Stylee! by Basics007(op): 2:45pm On Jun 28, 2011
Dont know if anyone else has done this be4 but all the same let's do this.
Mum:Akpos that meat and fish don boil?
Akpos: Yes o Malee.
Mum: Abeg implicate salt and maggi,attach oil,pepper and sentence the crayfish. Then involve the leaves. After 10mins discharge the pot from fire. U dey hear me so?
Akpos: Yes Malee. Shuo this food go good to download with eba o.
Mum: No worry Akpos i don detain some fufu for cooler. When time reach we go give them amnesty!
PoliticsRe: Soldier Dismissed For Driving On BRT Lane! by Basics007: 2:09pm On Jun 28, 2011
I'm never a fan of dismissin armed trained men cos these are people who are not trained for anythin else in life apart from carryin arms. So when u dismiss them,what else is left for them than to go into armed robbery. The authorities should punish them in other ways like suspendin their salaries etc but dont dismiss them pls for d sake of public peace and safety
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairalanders In Akure - interact here! by Basics007: 9:11pm On Jun 24, 2011
BABE!:
I heard Mr.Biggs just "came" to Akure last yr--How true is this info. ?
dont know if u really want an answer or u are just catchin ur trips but anyway d ans is NO!
BTW i never knew Mr Biggs is now d yardstick for measurin d progress of a city
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairalanders In Akure - interact here! by Basics007: 6:47pm On Jun 24, 2011
Sagamite:
Is there internet connections in Akure? shocked
Chai see as dem dey mess my state capital! Is not fair o.
@OP. I dont stay in Akure all thru d year but i'm presently there now. Cheers
RomanceRe: $9000 Engagement Ring: Give It Back Or Keep It. by Basics007: 4:12pm On Jun 23, 2011
moonraker:
Hello Gents and Ladies

Serious Issue here!!!!

A friend of mine proposed to his girlfriend with a ring worth $9000,  shocked

Few months later,The lady brks up wit d guy
Everything in Nairaland is "my friend","a friend of mine", "a colleague at work" etc
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Daniel Arrives Lagos Amidst Cheers by Basics007: 3:36am On Jun 23, 2011
This story was ran by Gbenga Daniel's newspaper so it should be taken with a pinch of salt and a bottle of malt.
In Naija it's very easy to cheer or boo anyone. Just hire some impoverished rascals and they would cheer or boo you to hell. Daniel has more than enough to hire all the praise singers he needs. I remember Ogun PDP itself used d same tactic when they hired some polythecnic students to boo him at GEJ declaration be4 the elections.
All the same Madam Farida over to you
PoliticsRe: Prison Dog Better Off Than Inmate In Nigeria, Gets N3,000 Daily Allowance. by Basics007: 12:33pm On Jun 21, 2011
I hope hunger will not finish the poor thing. Every new thing in Naija is always beautiful,check back in 6months-1yr time and you will be flabberwhelmed and overgasted. I hope this will not be the dogs fate
EducationRe: What Is Your Target In This Jamb? by Basics007: 12:26pm On Jun 21, 2011
If only wishes were horses i would love my younger one to score 350. But realistically i know wetin the dummy go score!
CelebritiesRe: Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Split by Basics007: 5:32am On Jun 04, 2011
Didnt read the article but was she datin Sean Pean? Thought she just divorced Ryan Reynolds. All these blondes sef
RomanceRe: Killing A Life Chicken Does It Make Me Man Enough by Basics007: 5:28pm On Jun 03, 2011
deotelan:
I can kill human beings if need be, line up GEJ, Obasanjo, Atiku, Abdulsalam, Buhari, Babangida, Bukola Saraki, Gbenga Daniel, Dimeji Bankole etc &i promise u i'll kill em wit ma bear hands &knife like a chicken, they dnt worth living in d 1st place mschewww bt dat makes me a Man now @OP is a gurl.
Best post of the day!!!
RomanceRe: Killing A Life Chicken Does It Make Me Man Enough by Basics007: 7:15am On Jun 03, 2011
I love the part of the OP post talkin about the chicken starin at him with beautiful eyes. Shuo! Actually that is the precise season i dont eat chicken heads,to avoid the poor thing dead head starin at me.
I remember this issue being a source of quarrel btw my mother and i almost every Dec 24 yearly when it's time to kill d Xmas chicken i simply disappear. Generally she buys the day old ones in Jan each yr and mandates me to take care of them d whole yr. So how am i expected to just murder somethin i've been feedin and carin for in 300days+ like that? So i simply disappear and reappear later when stew is ready.
RomanceRe: Does Marriage Destroy Friendship?: Vote by Basics007: 7:33pm On Jun 01, 2011
Seriously is gettin too
PurestBoy:
So u too don notice that too?
Lol. Maybe Linda is on Nairaland. Funny thing is the topics keep makin homepage. The one about attractive pastors' wives is already on homepage
RomanceRe: Does Marriage Destroy Friendship?: Vote by Basics007: 6:22pm On Jun 01, 2011
Dont even know if NL is turnin to an extension of Linda Ikeji's blog these days. Every little story there is transmitted to NL straight up!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Imo Man Commits Suicide Over Failed Bet On Manutd by Basics007: 2:07pm On May 30, 2011
He must really be a brave man to bet against barca in a match they were overwhelming favorites to win. Also he must be very brave to commit suicide afterall how many Nigerians can commit suicide? All they do is deliberate self harm.
Well sha accordin to someone i know they play football in heaven too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Imo Man Commits Suicide Over Failed Bet On Manutd by Basics007: 2:07pm On May 30, 2011
He must really be a brave man to bet against barca in a match they were overwhelming favorites to win. Also he must be very brave to commit suicide afterall how many Nigerians can commit suicide? All they do is deliberate self harm.
Well sha accordin to someone i know they play football in heaven too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Imo Man Commits Suicide Over Failed Bet On Manutd by Basics007: 2:07pm On May 30, 2011
He must really be a brave man to bet against barca in a match they were overwhelming favorites to win. Also he must be very brave to commit suicide afterall how many Nigerians can commit suicide? All they do is deliberate self harm.
Well sha accordin to someone i know they play football in heaven too
PoliticsRe: Lagos Brt Buses Are Gradually Turning Into Molue, With No Remedy In Sight by Basics007: 7:45am On May 30, 2011
The mistake the original author of this article made was that he/she didnt specifically state what the problem was. But the thread doesnt necessarily have to degenerate into the ethnicity b.i.t.c.hfest it's gradually turnin into.
PoliticsRe: N7bn Presidential Jet Banned World Wide by Basics007: 8:02am On May 29, 2011
Of course if GEJ is a smart man he can always recover the money back cos warranty for such things lasts more than a yr. But the ques is what does he even need two 7billion planes for? As someone said it's not even as if there was no previous presidential jet. The way big sums are being mentioned in this country anyone would think the whole citizenship is living in absolute wealth. I'm so scared of what our fate will be after the oil is gone cos we are not doin anything to prepare for the lean yrs at all

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