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I need to know which campus of the Ibadan polythechnic the OP is talkin about. I've friends over there who may be able to verify this claim. If this is true it's a disaster waitin to happen

The whole of Nigeria is a time bomb! Almajiris r proliferating in the north,area boys in the west,kidnappers in the east,militants in the SS! And all these groups keep multiply in frightening numbers.
It just seems as if the most intolerant are these northern rogues. Been sayin it for long any leader who can tackle corruption and unemployment has solved 99% of our problem.

Ahhhh! What a breathe of fresh air . After 4 days of nothing but nonstop GEJ incompetence vs Bloodsucking almajiris we can now discuss something lighter. Thank heaven.
Dont see anything wrong with his dressing as long as there is electricity in Aso rock to iron his dress. Cant afford to see my president looking like rumpelstiltskin.

The most distressin aspect 4 me is the fact that the NYSC directorate is very selective in how it posts northern corpers down south. For example i dont think i've ever seen a female hausa corper be4 cos they are never posted down south,yet they keep sending our children up north.

Dis Guy:
I don't get this o, is BUHARI THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF?

this silly president has replaced all the army chiefs with southerners why they f#ck is he not putting them to use?


Buhari lost to Obasanjo and there was never violence, no need for him to appear on TV BECAUSE WE HAD A F$CKING COMMANDER IN CHIEF THAT KNEW HIS JOB!

it is under this duck that the jos crisis has lasted for well over a year, under obj and yaradua it never lasted more than a week or a month!

prior to the election this mugu of a president sent 6000 soldier to the SW 'to provide' security and forestall chaos what an  when was the last time the SW rioted over an election that didn't really have an significance for the region.

My thought exactly. If GEJ wants to dispel that notion that he's weak this is the time.

Hmmmm" Heavenly feelings" . So that's what o.r.g.a.s.m rept in NL? U gotta love the way this spam thingy works. Lmao

This thread still is still functional?

Only god knows what exactly stood still

People keep mentioning Dangote's name here,i dont know but was it stated anywhere Dangote never had tertiary education? And i dont think Dangote should be an example in this case cos as we all know he had advantages his mates in business never had.
Even the Zuckerberg and Gate example dont apply here cos we all know that is a different society in which u are allowed to express urself without anyone discriminating against the cert u possess. I remember when Abalaka came out with his AIDS curing drugs (fake or not dunno)some yrs ago,the general ques was "what's his qualification?"
The odds favoring education in a certificate driven society like Naija is that if all else fails,u can always fall back on ur certificate. This music thing is so transient one never knows what may happen tomorrow. Too many examples of washed out stars abound out there for him to learn from.

They are really dumb!!!

This thread makes me remember Jos with nostalgia. No place like the "original " Jos. O ma se o!

This aint no speculation. LP won all 3 senatorial seats in Ondo State. Agagu,Olajumoke and Ogunniya lost out

Yeah it's about to start! The umlerra people are starting their abracadabra now

Mere thinkin of Eedris as a legend is doin my brain somehow. Seems the legendary thing is so easy easy to attain this days. Of all the artistes of that era Tetuila had the biggest hit with `My Car` so he must be a legend . Azadus used to work the crowd into a frenzy so he must be a legend . Rasquie and Olu Maintain used to sing meaningless songs so they are legends . The fact is at takes more than this things for any one to be a legend. If MC Hammer`s(who`s pretty similar to Eedris) name is met with giggles these days is not a legend then Eedris cant be a legend.
Infact me with my paltry 300+ posts ; on NL is already feeelin like a NL legend

Dont have any problem GEJ from the start. It`s the wolves surrounding him who he seems unable to control that i`ve a problem with. His approval rating crashed badly after that infamous reception for Bode George.
Why he chosed to pitch his political careerer with Bode George a man who at the height of his power in 2007 couldnt deliver Lagos for PDP not to now mention 4yrs later when he`s been out of circulation for 2yrs and is simply today a broken political cadaver still beffudles me

I`m desperately waiting for confirmation of Dimeji Bankole`s defeat. the loudmouth said revolution can never happen in Nigeria. he needs to find out that  it can, in the hard way that is. i knew he was seriously being trounced earlier on but with the burning of the INEC office in Ogun abracadabra may have occured.

Princek12:
ACN should buy Fashola a thank you card. He single handedly helped ACN candidates win. Now that they have won all these seats, they will hopefully deliver for their electorate.

This is so true. ACN candidates are riding on Fashola's back to victory. At least i  know that in Oyo State,Ajumobi campaign theme is based on ''go and see what's happening in Lagos''. That's y I'm hopin they will deliver like Fashola when the time comes.

fstranger3:
Funny enough, she was neither the prettiest nor the most talented on "I need to know"

Truly truly, the race is never won by the smartest or by the most talented, time and chance dictate all

she wasn't the prettiest but i think she was the most talented. her performance and Carol King's were the highlights of the show

Sound Sultan (just like Wyclef to an extent) is a conscious artiste like say Mos Def so they dont really get the recognition they deserve.
Cant really make up my mind who is bigger btw Clef and Snoop but Wyclef certainly has more hits.
The video quality for Endowed is far better than King Of My Country.
The KOMC lyrics is far better than Mr Endowed.
So overall it`s a tie.
But i wish Sound Sultan had nicked it though

Manuel87:
Chai!!! See my mates 4 oda skuls dey plan out aw d election break go affect their studies i dey house dey count goat droppings 4 ma papa animal house; OAU wake up 4rm your slumber ** runs 2 wash his fathers cars as instructed**

Very funny!

25omega:
OP
you probably dont have to run because she will be standing behind you when the person on the phone tells you she died. so just be ready to meet your maker

Come to think of it that so scary

obailala:
Its too bad that over 80% of the people voting in these polls will not be voting in the real elections.

That is so true

kaycrystal:
it doesn't matter really, cos even if u do go back, she wont be there no more! na she go dey on d run dis time around!!!

Are you really sure she wont be there? She may want to get a taste of the thing at least once before finally leaving for the afterlife you know . Afterall she has a specific reason for choosing you of all people to appear to!

Saw this on a friend's fb page and it seems kinda interesting so decided to share it. Here it goes.
Tinuke was your old school mate. She was that lovely girl you've always liked but never had the courage to ask out.
10yrs later u received a call from Tinuke sayin she's missed you so much and would like to visit you. Of course you agreed,gave her the directions and made all the necessary arrangements.
Next day she appeared on ur doorstep looking ravishing. U guys went to the sitting room n talked for long. From the sitting room you went to d bedroom n kept on talking. There was power failure and even in d dark u kept talkin.
The phone in the sittingroom downstairs rang. U stood up to go and and answer it. She asked you to ignore it. U politely declined her request. She repeated her request but you declined again. She then asked if you r goin to come back after answerin the call. U wondered why she asked but all the same answered yes. She made u promised 10x to come back and u promised 10x to be back.
Voice on the phone said, "Hello i'm callin from XYZ Hospital. Tinuke and parents had a fatal accident. The parents are injured but presently stable. But we are sorry to inform you that Tinuke died. We saw your number in her bag that's why we called you"
Meanwhile Tinuke is in your room upstairs waiting for you. The question is WILL YOU GO BACK?

Blazay:
Goooooooooo OmosexxxxxxY!!!
From one Omosexxxxy to another.

Don't mind these Chrislamic, ugly singles and divorcees jelosing you all over the world.

Genevieve "Okoronkwo" Dbanj is still doing "Fall in Love" on YouTube.

Mu he he he he he

God's time has truly come and passed for some peep!

U just cracked me up

biggtonny:
what are they celeberating? dat yankee dude curled his hands all over "epundu" @ the grammy. everything is finished. i pitty d man
Lol.

What`s Epundu? So much on NL

manmustwac:
We seem to. have problem scoring goals. Rednapp should've bought a decent striker like that Liverpool guy suarez during the last transfer window.

And who is going to pay the wages? U know how much that guy is earning at L'pool? Remember our wage cap is just 60000pounds. The fact is for now,we can only afford players like those donkeys (Defoe,Pav,Crouch)till probably the stadium is finished or something. The problem is with Harry only playing his favorites and never givin chances to others. Give Kranjcar more chances(he have us 6points against Sunderland and Bolton remember?),sit Crouch or Defoe or even VDV's ass (we made UCL last season without him) on the bench and play Pav more and see if everythin wont be fine.

manmustwac:
We seem to. have problem scoring goals. Rednapp should've bought a decent striker like that Liverpool guy suarez during the last transfer window.

And who is going to pay the wages? U know how much that guy is earning at L'pool? Remember our wage cap is just 60000pounds. The fact is for now,we can only afford players like those donkeys (Defoe,Pav,Crouch)till probably the stadium is finished or something. The problem is with Harry only playing his favorites and never givin chances to others. Give Kranjcar more chances(he have us 6points against Sunderland and Bolton remember?),sit Crouch or Defoe or even VDV's ass (we made UCL last season without him) on the bench and play Pav more and see if everythin wont be fine.

I'm a Spur fan but i think i'll take Walcott over Lennon. Walcott's game has bit more variety unlike Lennon who is more of a one-trick pony like Robben but poorer and easy to mark. His crosses too are not d best.
But overall give me Adam Johnson anyday! Far better than both.

And yesterday some guys were up here deridin Buhari sayin he forged Soyinka's endorsement. Is this crime perpetrated by GEJ's supporters not worse than forging?

I dont know their tribe but whichever tribe(s) Azu Ekiye and Kefee comes from sure is the bomb!

eku_bear:
Mar 21, 2011
The Spiritual Leader of the Oodua Peoples Congress [OPC]; Dr. Fredrick Fasheun in his speech noted that Governor Daniel was capable of moving the state and the party forward and should be allowed to do so adding that some people were just against him for no reason.
The National Legal adviser of the party Barrister Romanus Azuzu read a declaration saying “Whereas the Peoples Party of Nigeria, PPN, is made up of peoples of ideas who are determined to effect a positive change in the affairs of our country and liberate all our people from shackles of oppression by overlords.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/03/daniel-dumps-pdp-appears-at-ppn-rally/

U mean Fasheun went there and said all that?!! Baba yen ti gbabode men! Smh