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ono: Positive development. Wonder what the HQ was doing in Lagos in the first place. Chevron, ExxonMobil and others who have their operational bases should move out of congested Lagos with immediate effect - too.

Exactly! All other companies need to follow suit. It is ridiculous for the oil companies to have their head offices in Lagos or Abuja, in fact it only points at marginalisation, racketeering and ugly deals.

CuteTj: Beaf, iwo? Lai lai! Ma ti e ro rara. Lol

Guy, puleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! It is a democratic World.
We have many running in chaotic directions, disowning both the process and the OP. A knight in shining armour is required to save such a dire situation.
So once again, ayam presenting my yumble self, Beaf; leader of unparalled quality; a Yoruba luv'n man with laser like focus; a towering, enemy swatter of gargantuan might.

Here ayam. Tank you.

As from today, oru ko mi ni Alaye Segun Atanda (oni Ekiti ati Osun).

tenisuga: Hmnnn its getting more interesting!

Who will be the Aare of NL? You tell me.


Update:

Jarus = 6 ...... We wait for him to decide if being a moderator will affect him as the Aare
Musiwa = 6
katsumoto = 4
Dayokanu = 4
bluetooth = 4 Doesn't give a bleep
Gbawe = 4 Not interested
Eko Ile = 3
Alj Harem = 2
shymmex = 2
seanet = 2
Negro Ntns = 2
MacLatunji = 1
Olabukola = 1
Rhino.5dm =1

Those striken-out can still be considered if they change their mind or decide to give a bleep about the expectation of their nominators

More nominations please!

Since my nomination of bluetooth has been struck out...
Ayam very proud to nominate my yumble self, Beaf as the Aare Ona Kakanfo of NL.

I promise to lead in a diection that will stun, beguile and discombobulate. Tank you.

Ngodigha1: He is not 70 but 67 according to sources and people very close to him.

Lol! I think there is a blurring between 60 and 70 in Tinubu and his supporters minds. Make we celebrate jare!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Have you recently tried to apply for job? Not talking about NL job.

I disagree with your misconception of the spanish language and its importance. The onset of Spanish importance in North America had nothing to do with Spain and its economy.[/quote]Its because of Mexico.
North America is not the World either. I don't see anywhere else outside of the likes of Mexico where Spanish is of any real economic importance.

We are better off speaking languages which are more natural to us, than struggling to keep up with second languages that are waning in importance anyway.
It is proven that children learn better in their mother tongue and after that, languages that are similar to their mother tongue. English has nothing to do with us and little to offer us developmentaly.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]^^^ Language does not necessarily become more or less important solely on economic shift.

Take spanish for example.[/quote]Spanish is unimportant. It is widely spoken, but of little economic use; its importance has gone South with the diminishing of Spain.
Just like in todays World, Queens English is almost a museum piece that has long been overtaken by American English. That dialect of English too will wane with America's dimming economic star.

OAM4J: hehehe, ok, when my Intel officers return with their findings.

Kai! See how wayo take enter di matter!
Do your intel officers like star or odeku? I can also "talk to" beyonce for you. You know na! lol!

--Beaf winks, rolls OAM4J a havana. At his clap, bellie dancers girate to a hypnotic rythm, its especially for OAM4J--

Abeg, nominate me nau. Wetin! A no try?

What do you mean little evidence? The World economy has gone East, the craze among big business in Europe is learning Mandarin.
English will remain ubiquitous, but increasingly unimportant to the global economy.

OAM4J: hehehe Give me your Yoruba name and home address in Yoruba land

Sir, Oruko mi ni Alaye Segun Atanda.
Address mi: 33a Ajakaye street, Oniparaga, Gbagada, Lagos.

Please nominate me.

In the next 5 years, the global economy will have little to do with English.

shymmex: I need to start perfecting my pidgin engrish ohhhh...

Wetin dey my padi?? How far na? Omo boy don dey sabi speak pidgin oh, nuttin do you my guy..

You sound as annoying as the Ghanaian example (almost threw up when I read it).
There is nothing like "dey" in Pidgin, except you want to pose as a LAFA. The word is "de." You can be excused with "deh."

Anyway, good effort. I too believe that we should dump English for Pidgin. I wonder if it is possible to develop while speaking a fake language. We express ourselves much better and much more naturally in Pidgin.

OAM4J: hehehe abeg o, I dont know about that o.

Dont worry my dear, as long as am your 'Aare' and you are my 'Olori', we are both fine.


BTW, @ OP

I nominate katsumoto, when I make up my mind on the 2nd choice I will post.

Please nominate me.

This woman will be our future President.

Rewind...
I nominate bluetooth and seanet.

Small boy.

bittyend: I smoke that HIGH GRADE, rich man things.. You want some, mate?

You sniff gutter water and act like an animal. The effects are bad.
Just don't lie with my name again. Thank you.

bittyend: If I'm "Jesus", then you must be "lucifer."

Its obvious that whatever you smoke is harmful to your intellect. Drop the crack.
Just don't tell lies with my name again.

bittyend: Were you not part of the jokesters? You've been exposed as a fraud!!

Thats like Lucifer pointing a wretched finger at Jesus.
Please, don't tell lies with my name again. I never viewed the topic you posted here.
Thank you.

I nominate bluetooth and seanet.

bittyend: Another proof!

This is the only topic I'm viewing bro. Please keep my name off this argument.
Thank you.

^
Take time out to learn about the schools first, bro.
Western education is part of the curriculum; also these are primary school level places, so physics, biology etc are out of it.

[quote author=One_Naira]ROFLMFAO dude, you should have asked around about me before engaging on this your lies.I'm good in getting people's quotes. Even the bold justify the shymmexx accusation if you no know.

One.) you and all of them HAVE THE SAME GRAMMAR, WRITING, ETC, I don't know whom or what told you otherwise, that is the biggest give away but I won't use that i'll use other things

Exhibit A (Shymmexx words)


https://www.nairaland.com/906559/efcc-press-release-n109m-scam#10525681

Na your bittenyend post


https://www.nairaland.com/906587/igbo-men-suffer-acute-nosiness#10525606

Amazing how two different people pretty much mouthing each other words.

Exhibit B:

Shymmexx way of cancelling people original way and including Biafra

https://www.nairaland.com/908865/what-nigeria-means-me-story#10548585

Ironically enough the so called "different man" Bittend does the same thing

https://www.nairaland.com/910317/fearless-acn-hits-back-jonathan/6#10570281


Exhibit C:
Compare shymmexx words on this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/904279/who-will-win-ultimate-prize

compare bittenyend words on this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/904132/boko-haram-mend-igbo-tribalists/2#10502907

amazing how they correlate eachother

Exhibit D:

on this thread again: https://www.nairaland.com/904132/boko-haram-mend-igbo-tribalists/2#10502907

Notice how any attack done to bittenyend even when that said someone uses the word OP, shymmexx does the rebuttal and attack (sometimes). It is like somebody ( ) fought he was still logged on as shymmexx

I'll use one example for now: Ukbobo comment

Noticed the person whom replied immediately that's right shymmexx

Whom is the OP, bittenyend. Noticed how UKbobo finally realized the shymmexx and bittened were the same person.


Too tired to continue, All I can say is for anyone to watch both this account carefully with an open mind, see them as separate identities, you'll notice a pattern with each their open topics, writing, etc.

As for Alj_harem and Jason, unfortunately, this two account have way too many replies and I do not have time going through all of them one by one. All I know is for others, watch alj_harem accounts, words, grammar, etc carefully and you'll notice a pattern with bittenyend and shymmexx. As for jason, na hear I hear am and na today I hear am, I haven't deducted that carefully.

As for Brixtonyute's account

Watch the topics:
https://www.nairaland.com/brixtonyute/topics

Watch this guys (shymmexx) topics
https://www.nairaland.com/shymmex/topics

Watch this guys (bittend) topics
https://www.nairaland.com/bittyend/topics

Notice a pattern in their romance and politics thread, unless we have a stupid bug running around UK that we've never heard of or one man holds this stupidity trait and using three ids to pretend otherwise.


Now I give you permission

This is ekwy_nwa posts
https://www.nairaland.com/ekwy%20nwa/posts

This is One_naira posts
https://www.nairaland.com/one_naira/posts

Now correlate. Back your sh1t up, after you are done, back up the GEJ accusation too!!![/quote]

Ozone layer!

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https://media.photobucket.com/image/winning%20punch/DCRJReloaded/aptopix_pacquiao_hatton_box_300.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif

If we say that the problems in the North are caused by widespread lack of education, then what can be wrong with educating the people?
Long before boko haram started and right here on NL, I argued that illiteracy in the core-North was Nigeria's biggest security threat; today, that argument is like a prophecy.

There is nothing more dangerous than an ignorant person and nobody more easily brainwashed than an illiterate. Educate the people and 90% of our problems will be solved; it is straightforward and easy. Everyone benefits; the abuse of the kids as begging almajiri's/riot weapons will cease, Nigeria's productive workforce will increase and the intensity of regional rivalries will decrease as we begin to read the same books and see through the same eyes.

Everyone wins.

[quote author=Chyz*]Nothings changed just the look of the school. The kids that are begging on the streets attend almajiri schools. Also, after the are done with their islamic education, where will they get jobs? What skills will they have? Same person,different jacket.[/quote]You couldn't be more wrong, the new system includes western education.
Underneath the facade is the standardisation of the almajiri system.
Standardisation includes accreditation, setting qualifications for mallams, gradual criminalisation etc. You know the drill.

As they say, "softly, softly catch monkey."

werepeLeri: Many of your fore fathers laughed at Awolowo in the West when he pioneered free and compulsory primary education. Many of you are laughing now, but you will all become history - dead and forgotten, while the school and the system stays.

Tell them. Many do not realise the massive force for change that education is.

KnowAll: Building of schools like this should have been under d purvey of LG, unfortunately d state Governors have hyjacked LG govt funds to d detriment of LG. The financial independence of LG is something we should pursue with reknewed vigour.

Word.
However, in the case of almajiri schools, the LG's would have behaved exactly the same way as the state govts and abandoned the kids to a life of violent crime. The abuse of those kids has been institutionalised by the elite; it is that culture that needs breaking.
The financial independence of LG's is a laudable goal, but is a different matter all together.

Socratez20: hi peepz, pls i nid ur help. I nid som1 who can write a very complex web robot Algorith 4 a specific task. Its a web robot dat can serve as a matchmaker or match finder 4 ma chat site. Somtin a do wt serious AI( artificial inteligence) i'll aprec8 ur response! Tnx

You either want someone who is conversant with graph theory and its algorithms or you want to read them up yourself.
You want algo's like A-Star, Dijkstra, Boyer Moore etc. It would depend on what you want and how your data is structured.

csharpjava: @ delomos
My advice for you is to stop posting stuff you know nothing about. You and you ogas are not Software Engineers so it is not for you to come on this forum to post trash about Software Engineers. I can see that you believe software developments starts and ends with what your ogas tell you and what you do at your place of work. This make you feel you know all, but the truth is that you know very little about Software development and instead of criticizing advance stuff you know nothing about, it will be better for you to ask questions about what you don't know so that you can learn something new, which you can tell your ogas about.

Word.
Tell that empty windbag where to go jare.

alj harem: Niger-delta is a Oil producing zone

ACN is a political party

Are you Ok at all !!!

BTW what part of Lagos do you say ?

ACN is a political party that desperately wishes to be identified as an ethnic group.
ACN lives and breathes ethnic chauvinism. What other political party has its leader describing a section of the country as "fishermen?"

All hail Nazi's!
All hail fascist's!
All hail ACN!

alj harem: I no fit laugh

One Naira, I only have one ID neither am I those you accuse me of, I have told you countless times

Edicolove and Beaf the bigot, make una know say this bigotry you are displaying has made people realise who you really are what a shame

Southern Nigeria ko, Biafra ni

One ID indeed.

Yeah, one only has to criticise ACN to be called a bigot on NL. What other party does that?
ACN is a just a nascent version of the BNP or KKK.
How does anyone get called a bigot for criticising ACN if the party is not desperately striving to be seen through ethnic lenses.

What a pity!

All hail ACN! All hail fascists!

fork adict: Listen up Beef.

As much as i can not independently verify the authenticity of the article yet and as much as i try to refrain from hurling insults at people, I must say that you are a big nuisance not only on NL but to all sensible and well meaning nigerians. You are one of the lowest people i know on nairaland. please note that the purpose of this piece of mine is not to take sides with Gbawe. far from it but i feel an overwhelming urge to give you a piece of my mind.

Every single post of yours on NL makes me sick to my stomach. i don't know of anyone, dead or alive (with the exception of GEJ) that i feel so much loathe and contempt for. You strike me as a downright stooopid and immature psychophant with an extremely eroded morals. It might be ok to be one's supporter even perhaps a hard core supporter but one should put in some honor in the quest. One should be able to tell when the hero has made mistakes or is even incompetent and profess same with tact. But in your case, GEJ is ALWAYS right even when 90% of nigerians know otherwise. To you GEJ is the wises and most purposeful leader naija has ever had even though his confused state and incompetence stink to high heavens.

In responding to the said article you started straight away by attacking the poster. To me,that is immaturity at its highest. i expected you to attack the content of the article and if truly GEJ has done somethings that we dont know (which i doubt cos i am resident in naija and i see these stuffs going on), you are to highlight such measures. If you've got stats, then quote them. It is only confused and clueless arguers that attack their opponents rather than the issue or the topic at hand. Which is what exactly you did here.

I am of the opinion that you feel GEJ is on top of the situation regarding Boko Haram right? Do you know that all those 100 plus Okada riders that were killed in Kaduna a few days ago and also thousands of people that have been killed in the past are humans just like you? Some even have dependents. Have you asked yourself, what will the fates of their dependants will be now that their bread winners are no more? And to further compound these issues, what crimes have they committed to deserve such sudden, untimely and gruesome deaths? Only that they happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. AQnd after each attack, you come on here to defend your idi.otic boss? have you got a conscience at all? Every time you type the rubbish you usually post defending your boss on NL do you feel 100% clean and free?

It is my prayer that a loved one of yours or even you too will be as unfortunate as the victims and will find yourself at the venue of Boko Haram's subsequent attacks. but i dont pray for your death, I only pray that you will have your both arms and legs amputated afterward. Maybe you'll then be able to fully appreciate how grave and how real BH threat is to us nigerians.

What an unrefined soul.

You actually wish for my physical harm or the physical harm of one of my loved ones, because our views are different?
What then separates you from boko haram? In what ways are you different from a terrorist or a primerval beast of the fields?

It is a pity that you can come out in public to express such deep hatred for people, but more than anything; it reveals the gory recesses in the dark and murky corners of your very troubled personality. It is my sincere prayer that you do not end up as a murderer, rap!st or armed robber.

My brother, go and take care of yourself, you are not worth a minute more of my time.

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The closest I have seen to such an unrefined outburst is Gbawe's statement of almost unabashed love for boko haram for having the stomach to take on Nigeria:

Gbawe:
keep watching buddy. We will see who has overestimated their touted strenght within a Nigeria where [size=14pt]the stomach, and not enduring principles, is king[b] today[/b]. Boko Haram has been butchering Nigerians from all walks of life so far. What has been the reaction of those who vacuously make noise about their 'powermen' strenght on the net?[/size] Where was the immediate burning of Mosques after the Christmas attack to indicate a readiness for t.i.t-for-tat and we-wont-take-it-lying-down people like you tout?

[size=14pt]Right now, the "owners of Nigeria" will do and undo , plus give the lead, while all Nigeria will follow as is the case so far !!! Many of you don't seem to understand that events on the ground has overtaken the history you so much hold on to and assume other share feverishly , as dogmatic mantra, with you.[/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-837167.0.html#msg9883217