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Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Draft Submission To NASS Committee On Nigerian Constitution Review by Beaf: 4:28am On Jul 09, 2012
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iv. Revenue-Sharing (“Fiscal Federalism”)

Revenue-Sharing Between The Centre And Federating Units Must Be Comprehensively Reviewed To Reflect “Fiscal Federalism”.

There are two facets to the revenue issue.

(i) What should go to the Federation Account; and
(ii) How the money in the Federation account will be shared between the central and regional governments

At Independence under the Raisman formula, 50% of revenue was paid to the regions of origin on the basis of derivation, while 20% was paid to the Federal Government as a contribution by the region for maintenance of the integrity of the nation, and the balance of 30% was shared equally among regional governments including the region of origin. In the same vein, the 1963 Constitution of the Federation States in Sec. 140(i): “There shall be paid by the Federal to each Region a sum equal to fifty percent of the proceeds of any Royalty received by the Federation in respect of any minerals (including mineral oil) extracted in that Region”.

Over the years, the percentage kept by the region on the basis of derivation has been progressively reduced to the level of 3-5%. As a first step to redressing the present distortion, we recommend an increase in the weighting given to the derivation factor to 30%.

Accordingly,
a) We recommend that the amount to be retained by the Central (Federal) government be drastically trimmed down based on a thorough study of the financial requirements for accomplishing its reduced function; that the balance thereafter be shared equally between the six regions. We further recommend that the formula for sharing revenue within the regions shall be the same as recommended for the central (federal) government. However, derivation should be extended to all local governments or states that are environmentally impacted by the resource exploitation.

b) Ownership of resources must be by the areas where these are located.

Most importantly these recommendations will reduce the “CAKE-SHARING MENTALITY” in Nigeria and lead to faster growth and development of the Nigerian economy by encouraging PRODUCTIVITY AND EXPLOITATION OF THE VAST NATURAL RESOURCES OF EACH OF THE SIX REGIONS OF NIGERIA.
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Draft Submission To NASS Committee On Nigerian Constitution Review by Beaf: 4:27am On Jul 09, 2012
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WITH THIS BACKGROUND NDIGBO STRONGLY ADVOCATE THE RESTRUCTURING OF NIGERIA INTO SIX (6) REGIONS BASED ON ETHNIC/LINGUISTIC GROUPS (and other related parameters) NAMELY:

a. SOUTH-EAST REGION OF NIGERIA
b. SOUTH-WEST REGION OF NIGERIA
c. SOUTH-SOUTH REGION OF NIGERIA
d. NORTH-CENTRAL REGION OF NIGERIA
e. NORTH-EAST REGION OF NIGERIA
f. NORTH-WEST REGION OF NIGERIA

With ABUJA as the FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY
These regions will constitute the Federating Units, with greater emphasis on derivation in revenue allocation; and equality of the six regions with regard to revenue distributable to the Federating Units.

NOTE:
However, national cohesion and stability should not be jeopardized by giving undue encouragement to centrifugal forces - a potential risk in giving UNLIMITED POWERS to Federating Units.

The objective of the Constitutional Review must be to keep Nigeria as a whole (not a group or section) strong. Accordingly, the Centre (Federal Government) should have all that it genuinely requires to keep the country together, with minimum risk of abuse of power by the Central Government.

Finally we note that whichever way a True Nigeria Federation evolves, FISCAL and FINANCIAL RELATIONSHIP between the Center and Federating Units; and the economic development precipitate financial independence of the Federating Units are of crucial importance.
Politics › Re: 2, 000 Lagos ACN Members Defect To PDP by Beaf: 3:58am On Jul 09, 2012
Normal service. cool
Politics › Re: Photo Of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu AND Dele Momodu Back In The Days (pic) by Beaf: 3:53am On Jul 09, 2012
[size=14pt]HOW OLD IS TINUBU?
SOMBORI PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE HANSA DI KUESHION!!!

Why does Tinubu lie so so much?
Nobody knows his real name. Nobody knows his fathers compound...

Na wa!
Look nau, Buhari is 70... But Tinubu is "only 60!"

Broda, is my hai deceifing me?[/size] grin grin grin grin grin grin

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[size=21pt]Okongu!![/size]

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Politics › Re: Photo Of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu AND Dele Momodu Back In The Days (pic) by Beaf: 3:45am On Jul 09, 2012
emmatok: MUMU,

How many criminals you and your bigoted father(beaf)jailed.
What a pathetic pumpkin! Today, Ibori is in jail.
Ayam very glad to have led a very loud campaign to that end, right here on NL. Tank you! Tank you!! Tank you!!! grin grin grin

Kill ya sef, bro!

Mr thief lover. Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Science/Technology › Re: Your T-shirt Could One Day Charge Your Cell Phone by Beaf: 7:05pm On Jul 08, 2012
kiyosaki1: Please is there no more phone section ?
Does that shoe look like a phone to you? Abi you have started smoking pawpaw leaf and drinking alomo bitters with garri again? angry
Politics › Re: Photo Of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu AND Dele Momodu Back In The Days (pic) by Beaf: 7:00pm On Jul 08, 2012
Politics › Re: Photo Of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu AND Dele Momodu Back In The Days (pic) by Beaf: 6:01pm On Jul 08, 2012
Politics › Re: Photo Of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu AND Dele Momodu Back In The Days (pic) by Beaf: 5:30pm On Jul 08, 2012
wellmax: ^^^^
This eediot, when will you start using your brain for its intended purpose. How do you feel working for some people against your normal thinking line just because of money. Bros better job still dey o.
Shut your arse, fool.
If you are posting on NL because you are paid, it is different for others.

If you like, kill yourself for Tinubu the drug baron.

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Politics › Re: SUBSIDY LOOT RECOVERY-IWEALA by Beaf: 5:09pm On Jul 08, 2012
[size=23pt]Gbawe! Gbawe!! Gbawe!!![/size]
How many times I call you so?

Gbawe, our daddy! Don't you know you are old? Why do you lie so much?
How can an old man like you with very tough grey hairs sticking out of his arse behave like an NURTW operative? Why Gbawe?

How much have you people stolen from Osun?
Politics › Re: SUBSIDY LOOT RECOVERY-IWEALA by Beaf: 5:01pm On Jul 08, 2012
karl max: Lagos State, according to the breakdown, is the most indebted state of the federation. With a total foreign debt of $369.20m (N55.38bn), Lagos holds about 20 per cent of the country’s sub-national foreign debt stock. ACN states are increasing the nations depts what do Ʊ have to say about that and how many faroukas were. Ʊ paid from this borrowed money
Tell them jare! Later the same crabs and lice like Gbawe will be the ones screaming about how GEJ has piled up dept, whereas it is their ACN govts borrowing like there is no tomorrow and registering on the nations debt profile. The most painful thing about ACN borrowing is that it is all stealing.
Politics › Re: SUBSIDY LOOT RECOVERY-IWEALA by Beaf: 4:58pm On Jul 08, 2012
Gbawe: At least I did not join NL in June 2012. Additionally, when I joined NL , it was not to be saying the same thing, limited to the same characters, like a broken record or a Laptop in Abuja. wink wink wink

The Laptop crew go leave town whether una like am or not. Na Gbawe talk am wink wink
Yes, you will leave town, cos you are paid, you are a known liar, hater and boko haram promoter.
Good will always defeat evil.

Scum. How much have you told your numerous kids that your conscience cost?

Go and tell your paymasters, El Rufai and Tinubu to lament harder, because NL is dealing them blows with near spiritual ferocity.

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Politics › Re: SUBSIDY LOOT RECOVERY-IWEALA by Beaf: 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]There is more than enough evidence to arrest some of these people and file charges against them with or without the subsidy report. If that is not clear to you, I'm afraid you are the one blind to reason and clueless on law enforcement processes. There are individual cases of blatant fraud which can be prosecuted immediately and it is foolish and senseless to wait for some dumb report before these rogues are prosecuted.[/quote]You sound like kobojunkie.
Politics › Re: A Truce Between Pro And Anti Goodluck Jonathan On Nairaland by Beaf: 4:26pm On Jul 08, 2012
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Lol! NL's village id!ot and yellow eyed [size=46pt]loser.[/size]
Politics › Re: A Truce Between Pro And Anti Goodluck Jonathan On Nairaland by Beaf: 4:09pm On Jul 08, 2012
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And phuck you too. Lame brain.
Programming › Re: Your Candid Opinion Is Needed by Beaf: 3:57pm On Jul 08, 2012
Lol! I'm a serious coder, bruv.
The best place for you to obtain tutorials will depend on the path you wish to follow. Are you planning to go microsoft .NET, PHP, Python, Java etc?
Sports › Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf(op): 3:18pm On Jul 08, 2012
Did anybody see Kobayashi basically attempting to murder his entire pit crew?! Lol! grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf(op): 2:34pm On Jul 08, 2012
nateevs: It's started dry. Lewis starting on the hard compound tyre.
Others in front started on the softer compound.
The McLarens had no answers today. Shocking! embarassed
Lewis has done a donut for the fans, but its poor consolation.

nateevs: Maldonado again! This dudes needs more than a slap on the wrist.
He's put Perez out.
That guy needs a a very long race ban to straighten his head out.
Sports › Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf(op): 2:31pm On Jul 08, 2012
Webber wins!
I wonder if he can sneek the WDC? You never know!
Politics › Re: Is The Northern Part Of Nigeria Marginalized by Beaf: 1:18pm On Jul 08, 2012
torkaka: beaf or is it beef,
i repeat,the topic is talking about northern maerginalisation. you are the one who brought about northern elites marginalising NIGERIANS into the mix! i simply put you in line that southern/northern elites are responsible for the marginalisation of nigeria!
Lol! I guess you have taken to lying because you are embarrassed at looking a right old id!ot. Imagine claiming Ibori marginalised the North.
What a clod! embarassed

torkaka: beaf or is it beef,
i repeat,the topic is talking about northern maerginalisation. you are the one who brought about northern elites marginalising NIGERIANS into the mix! i simply put you in line that southern/northern elites are responsible for the marginalisation of nigeria!
now you are talking about state governors! so does it mean the 16 southern states have reached EUREKA?
ebere jonathan has phucked the little brain you have out through your a.nus hence your irrational and erratic behaviour!
when babangida,abacha,buhari and co were ravaging nigeria where was nzeribe,oyinlola,ani,etiebet and co?
you scum!!
You surely are the Worlds biggest fool and liar as well. Don't worry, according to you, Ibori marginalised the North. Lol!
Na Ibori fault say una get almajiri. You best [b]not [/b]pass your donkey genes to any unfortunate child.

Dunce.

Abeg, tell another lie, its a fools trait. Keep entertaining us with pure stup!dity, jare! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Is The Northern Part Of Nigeria Marginalized by Beaf: 1:02pm On Jul 08, 2012
pcicero: Much as I would want to agree with the fact that we have the Nigerian malaise. There is also the problem peculiar to the North. There is a deliberate attempt to pauperize their citizenry. How many Northen governors are making appreciable impacts in areas of Health, education, infrastructure etc. without FG's intervention?
I served in Taraba state between 2003 and 2004 and it was amazing how the governor was ruling the state from Abuja. He was never around. It was the same story with most Northern governors then (even till now).He would only come when it was time to share the allocation. There was only one major road leading into the town- Hamman Ruwa Way. No meaningful development. This same Taraba was created at the same time with Ekiti. You cannot compare both states now.

The North should be introspective and discard their feudal system which is ingrained in the democratic system. How many Northern leaders give scholarships to indigent students inspite of their enormous wealth? What do they give back to their communities except to build mosques?

We should tell ourselves the hard truths because 'conscience is an open wound'...
The bolded is the plain truth. 66% of the Worlds countries have fewer people than the number of almajiri's in Nigeria (10 million); now, even that figure pales into insignificance when it is considered that almajiri's are only males. What happens to their female equivalents then? Nigeria has the shameful position as being the worst country in the World for child marriages (legal pedophelia); in states like Kebbi and Katsina, girls as young as nine are given out in "marriage."

Northern marginalisation basically starts from the womb.
Politics › Re: Is The Northern Part Of Nigeria Marginalized by Beaf: 12:52pm On Jul 08, 2012
My guy, its really annoying the way all sorts of unintelligent and unrefined people like torkaka pop up to destroy threads with unalloyed foolishness.
Politics › Re: Is The Northern Part Of Nigeria Marginalized by Beaf: 12:47pm On Jul 08, 2012
torkaka: ever wondered why after all these years nigeria still remains in the back waters? because we blame the wrong people!
it is not northern elites that marginalised nigerians, it is nigerian elites(both north and south)
You are a fool indeed!
According to you, Ibori marginalised the North. How?! shocked
Does Delta states money belong to any Northern state or do you just take pride in appearing a fool?
Did Ibori's embezzling Delta states money create the 10million+ almajiri's?

Seun needs to employ a bouncer to slap proudly unintelligent dung like you until your red eyes pop through your nostrils.
Politics › Re: Is The Northern Part Of Nigeria Marginalized by Beaf: 12:43pm On Jul 08, 2012
torkaka: ^^stup!dity seems to be your catch word!
you said; northern nigerian peasants as well as NIGERIANS are marginalised by northern elites! so i ask you are those in delta not nigerians? are those in bayelsa not nigerians?
what evidence do you have that northern elites have stolen/marginalised people that southern elites have not done?
for every babangida there is a aikhomu, for every aikhomu there is a falae, for every falae there is a nzeribe!
if like you said "northern elites have marginalised northern peasants and nigerians" then its safe to say southern elites have marginalised southern peasants and nigerians!. which can be shortened to " northern and southern elites have marginalised nigerians"!
meantime go and stick your head in a toilet sit where it belongs!
Clap for your stup!dity. Someone asks if the North is marginalised and you start firing foolishly out of point.
Like I said, if you are too foolish to tackle a topic, then instead of scrapping your arse in public like a mad monkey, shut the phuck up and save your pride.

All Northern states have Northern governors and it has been so through history, only a fool would name Southern governors as having marginalised the North. How ridiculous can an adult get? But maybe you smoke a lot of pawpaw leaf sha.
Sports › Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf(op): 12:35pm On Jul 08, 2012
--Beaf notices that a fool has been looking in the mirror--

No rain yet. Hmmmmmmm!!!
Politics › Re: Is The Northern Part Of Nigeria Marginalized by Beaf: 8:07am On Jul 08, 2012
torkaka: beaf
if you are smart enough you would know that once you steal a kobo of nigerian money,you have contributed in a large way to the marginalisation of the rest of nigerians!
all those are mentioned are grand thieves in nigeria!
they say fish is good for the brain, its seems the fish in the niger delta does the reverse!
I'm sorry, but that is daft.
Firstly, you are are a slime ball for labelling people thieves when you have no proof (even circumstantial). Secondly, you are an id!ot for implying that money stolen by the likes of Ibori from Niger Delta states somehow impoverishes or marginalises the North.

How has the money Ibori stole from Delta states allocation marginalised a single Northerner? Or is the North now in Warri, don't they have their own allocations and governors? How has Ibori's stealing contributed to the almajiri problem? angry
You don't need to contribute to any topic if all you've got is total foolishness.

Dude, are you only pretending to be really stup!d or is it a genuine medical problem? shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Pet For President Jonathan: Your Recommendation by Beaf: 7:59am On Jul 08, 2012
ogugua88: That's on you then. I mentioned amphibians and salamanders because they're slimy and crawl. If you think I'd make a joke to purposely hurt people from a certain region, then that's on you. Keep in mind I'm from Delta maternally. I still don't see it as an ethnic insult, but whatever floats your boat.
The boats of "amphibians" always floats. Lol!
Just accept what you are with pride. The "biggest" people are you racists.

Bye.
Politics › Re: Is The Northern Part Of Nigeria Marginalized by Beaf: 7:40am On Jul 08, 2012
torkaka: how wouldn't it sound like comedy to you when you left your brain in the toilet!
you said northern nigerian peasants as well as all nigerians are marginalised by northern elites, i just pointed to you that it is not northern elites that are marginalising! it is "NIGERIAN ELITES"
You are a fool indeed. Answer the simple question about how the people your shiit filled brain listed have marginalised the North.
Answer the damn question! Phucking comedian.
Or were you in the farm catching rats when the school bell was ringing?

What a toad!

Many of you just talk bullshiit, because you have mouths on your faces and because you lack home training, you think your mouth has the same function as an an[i]u[/i]s.
Politics › Re: Pet For President Jonathan: Your Recommendation by Beaf: 7:30am On Jul 08, 2012
ogugua88:
You think I called him an amphibian because he's from Niger Delta region?
Na wa.

That GEJ account is a parody and anything I said is for jokes. Simple. I'm constantly talking against tribalism and such. How you'd think I'd make an ethnic joke is beyond me.
Yes I do, that is why people make "amphibian" jokes; I do not for one minute imagine that you are the only one on the planet not to understand that.
Look around you, and see the types you are sharing racist "amphibian" jokes with.

At the very least, you were playing to the gallery; at the worst, you've simply revealed your true self as a bigot.

The above are the thoughts of GEJ's "fellow amphibian."
Politics › Re: Pet For President Jonathan: Your Recommendation by Beaf: 7:12am On Jul 08, 2012
ogugua88: Where was the ethnic insult in "amphibian"? Which tribe or region is comparable to salamanders?

You're so programmed to defend GEJ that you throw insults before reading the comment to which you are replying.
I'm from the Niger Delta and I take your "amphibian," "fisherman" and other demeaning jibes as racist. Yes, we are riverine people, so what?
Please call me "drunken fisherman" or some other "amphibious" name, now that you've come out of the closet to express yourself freely.
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani: I Know Who Can End Boko Haram Menace by Beaf:
[quote author=haka_nai]^^^ since you know and GEJ lead FGN know what are you waiting for?ANPP states! lol what of Bauchi,Niger?[/quote]What has it got to do with me? Abeg, face the topic, jare!
Listening to some of you on NL would make people believe that NLers are in control of Aso Rock.

Like I said earlier, boko haram is a core-Northern elite thing that cuts across ALL parties; ACN, ANPP, APGA, CPC, PDP etc. It is a power tool of the core-Northern elite; however, its origins lie in ANPP and it is strongest in the ANPP states of Borno and Yobe.
While many down South have heard of Maiduguri, boko haram has almost single handedly made relatively unknown Damaturu (capital of Yobe) a household name.

All said and done, the only interset govt should have in talking to boko haram is factionalising it further and gaining precious intelligence. The FG is better off cranking up its war footing than talking.
I feel sorry for those caught in the middle in heavily militarised states like Borno and Yobe, it can't be a great life for them, but its unfortunate. Nobody handles those who bomb innocent kids like they would handle their friendly next door neighbours, unfortunately, bystanders suffer; with that recognition, the govt must do everything to compensate the people.

GEJ has chosen a guy with a name that cannot be ignored anywhere in the North whose only mandate is boko haram. I believe he will succeed.

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