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Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 12:55am On Jul 10, 2012
kiyosaki1: On a serious note ,so beaf was ounce an progressive facing gun with his beaf chest (who dash monkey banana ) well I no blame am what a misplaced priority .Beaf your story is like that of Saul in the bible that started well but ended badly ,what a wasted life.Change because 2015 is very near and by that time it might be too late
Your stup!dity is rocket powered. People like me have always known how to fight for the benefit of the nation, whereas, thieves and scoundrels like you are like pr[i]o[/i]st[i]i[/i]tutes, winging after El Rufai with the biggest purse. You are worthless, a thing without principles, a grown man little different from a monkey.

You are a waste to humanity.

Bro, talking to you is like holding a conversation with a frog. You are that stup!d, sir.

Baby baboon.

Did you have bre[i]a[/i]st milk as a baby, or was it just garri? grin grin grin

Kpuho! Khuho!! Kpuho!!!

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Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf:
kiyosaki1: BEAF RECEIVING DICTATION VIA PHONE
I see you are desperately seeking my notice as usual. Bro, you are so stup!d its miracle you can even exist.
How do you manage it, sir? Were you brought up by chimps? Lol!

What a mentally abbreviated piece of dung!

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This is you, fool:

Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 12:27am On Jul 10, 2012
Desola: Lol...Beaf is definitely [i]laptop [/i]001!
Desola, my sweetheart! You know you are my number 001
Politics › Re: Subsidy Probe: Prosecution Might Begin As Soon As Next Week - FG by Beaf(op): 12:00am On Jul 10, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]Mallam Beaf, what a difference a day makes! I see you have quickly posted a story that will help you give kudos to your uncle. You suggested that this was a bad idea only 24 hours ago.

Let me refresh your memory - here are the responses of you and your boys to my post:

NUFF SAID[/quote]Next time, be patient and let due process take its cause.
Why do you feel when told that you sound like kobojunkie anyway? ...Hmmmmmmmmmmm! I wonder!
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 11:54pm On Jul 09, 2012
ypzilanti: I quote GEJ: 'I dont give a damn about pubic asset declaration'

Said by a man whose personal assets have increased a billion fold since the last declaration.

I quote GEJ: ' I cannot go to Yobe state because it does not have airport'

For real? Are you kidding me?

I quote GEJ: ' I am not a lion, or pharaoh or a general...I can solve Nigeria's problems without being all these'

Really? Are you phucking kidding?

I quote GEJ: ' Nigeria's problems started long before I became president. All these problems are not my fault.'

Em...resign then so someone who wants to take responsibility after 2 years in office can take the saddle. At what point does the country's problems become your baby? 3 years? 4 Years? Sometime or Never?

I quote GEJ: 'the boko haram people are faceless and we don't know what they want'

The ones you arrested, have you prosecuted them yet?

Shey boko haram have told you severally what they want: ' Islamic rule in the whole Nigeria' are you deaf? Ask BBC and Al Jazeera for the transcripts. Or you think they were joking when they said it? Go and ask Taliban and Al Shabab what their demands are.

Anyway sha...keep collecting your salary and egunje until your term expires. We will meet you and your party at the ballot box then.
Winsh problem na serious problem o!
Dem no wan lie again? Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Oghene me biko o! grin grin grin

See sontin!

Return to El Rufai for a topup, so you can have the energy to lie like a damned soul. embarassed

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Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 11:41pm On Jul 09, 2012
[size=14pt]Winshes, come and hansa ya papa name![/size] grin grin grin grin

[size=14pt]Subsidy Probe: Prosecution Of Culprits Begins Next Week - FG[/size]
Mon, 09/07/2012 - 5:56pm | GEORGE AGBA

This is coming just as president Goodluck Jonathan held a crucial meeting with heads of the other two arms of government, including the Senate President, David Mark; Speaker of the House, Alhaji Aminu Tambuwal and the Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Dahiru Musdapher to mull the way forward on the war against corruption.

Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mohammed Adoke who disclosed federal government's readiness to prosecute alleged looters of the country's funds meant for fuel subsidy in the country said: "The report was not discussed as an issue, but assurances were given that as soon as the EFCC finishes its assignment which is very soon, you will begin to see prosecution probably in the next one week.

"We will begin to prosecute because the EFCC has gone very far. So, Nigerians should be rest assured that this is not an issue that will be swept under the carpet. We have gone this far because we want a proper and painstaking investigation done so that when we charge people to court there will be no lapses or loopholes for lawyers to explore", the AGF added.

Adoke who spoke to State House Correspondents immediately after the meeting of heads of the three arms of government admitted that the meeting was to review strategy on fighting corruption, saying, "Yes, we are coming out with a national strategy on the fight against corruption, and that strategy will involve the three arms of government".

Also present at the meeting from the executive's side were the Vice President, Secretary to Government of the Federation, the Head of Service, Central Bank Governor, Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Chairman of the Independent Corrupt Practices and other Related Offences Commission (ICPC).
http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/29320/2012/07/09/subsidy_probe_prosecution_culprits_begins_next_week_fg.html
Politics › Subsidy Probe: Prosecution Might Begin As Soon As Next Week - FG by Beaf(op): 11:39pm On Jul 09, 2012
[size=14pt]Subsidy Probe: Prosecution Of Culprits Begins Next Week - FG[/size]
Mon, 09/07/2012 - 5:56pm | GEORGE AGBA

This is coming just as president Goodluck Jonathan held a crucial meeting with heads of the other two arms of government, including the Senate President, David Mark; Speaker of the House, Alhaji Aminu Tambuwal and the Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Dahiru Musdapher to mull the way forward on the war against corruption.

Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mohammed Adoke who disclosed federal government's readiness to prosecute alleged looters of the country's funds meant for fuel subsidy in the country said: "The report was not discussed as an issue, but assurances were given that as soon as the EFCC finishes its assignment which is very soon, you will begin to see prosecution probably in the next one week.

"We will begin to prosecute because the EFCC has gone very far. So, Nigerians should be rest assured that this is not an issue that will be swept under the carpet. We have gone this far because we want a proper and painstaking investigation done so that when we charge people to court there will be no lapses or loopholes for lawyers to explore", the AGF added.

Adoke who spoke to State House Correspondents immediately after the meeting of heads of the three arms of government admitted that the meeting was to review strategy on fighting corruption, saying, "Yes, we are coming out with a national strategy on the fight against corruption, and that strategy will involve the three arms of government".

Also present at the meeting from the executive's side were the Vice President, Secretary to Government of the Federation, the Head of Service, Central Bank Governor, Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Chairman of the Independent Corrupt Practices and other Related Offences Commission (ICPC).

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/29320/2012/07/09/subsidy_probe_prosecution_culprits_begins_next_week_fg.html
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 11:27pm On Jul 09, 2012
Gbawe: Shut up m.o.r.on. Are you here to save face for your boyfriend or 'team leader' who is once again disgraced with his "younger one" fabrication? Why don't you show what I "fabricate" if you can ? You and your other laptop buddies are just silly desperados now totally frustrated with how you are about to be sacked because your paymasters see that your pathetic and losing input here means you are not worth the cash. I personally would suggest they cut off olodos like you and at least send some semi-intelligent sycophants here so some of us can enjoy a decent challenge.
[size=23pt]Gbawe, our daddy![/size]
We already know you lie freely, telling high stories is like water to you. Why? Don't you think you should be a father figure on NL at your age? Instead, you are here lying day and night; organising money for OsunDefender, Sahara Reporters etc to tell fiendish lies. Na wa for you o!

Was it El Rufai's unhealthy bung in your pocket that moved you to write the love letter to boko haram below? Omase O! cry cry cry

Gbawe the paid agent and boko haram apologist. We already know what you think strength is, and it turns out to be disgusting adoration of boko harams evil tactics and adulation for those ethnic groups you call the "owners of Nigeria":

Gbawe:
keep watching buddy. We will see who has overestimated their touted strenght within a Nigeria where [size=14pt]the stomach, and not enduring principles, is king[b] today[/b]. Boko Haram has been butchering Nigerians from all walks of life so far. What has been the reaction of those who vacuously make noise about their 'powermen' strenght on the net?[/size] Where was the immediate burning of Mosques after the Christmas attack to indicate a readiness for t.i.t-for-tat and we-wont-take-it-lying-down people like you tout?

[size=14pt]Right now, the "owners of Nigeria" will do and undo , plus give the lead, while all Nigeria will follow as is the case so far !!! Many of you don't seem to understand that events on the ground has overtaken the history you so much hold on to and assume other share feverishly , as dogmatic mantra, with you.[/size]
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-837167.0.html#msg9883217

Shame on you! angry
NYSC › Re: Kidnapped Youth Corps Member Reappears by Beaf: 11:20pm On Jul 09, 2012
How can a normal human abduct a youth corper?
Anyway, thank God he is back, safe and sound.
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 11:17pm On Jul 09, 2012
Gbawe: This is how these sycophants are totally compromised to the extent they are blind to what would be obvious to even a man without sight. Haba !!! What nation in the world, except Somalia, would this be done?
[size=14pt]Gbawe, Gbawe! Our daddy!

Are you not more than 60? Ayam still axing di kueshion o!
How can an old man lie so freely?[/size] shocked shocked shocked

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Politics › Re: Lagos Is A Success Story by Beaf: 11:13pm On Jul 09, 2012
No part of your article even mentions the word, success.
I mean, its not even mentioned once; you just chose a heading and attributed words to the US govt. That is not right. angry
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 10:57pm On Jul 09, 2012
grin grin grin
Rewind...

Beaf: Funny guy! Why do you lie so much, bro? What do you tell your kids you do for a living after "collecting" from El Rufai?
Search your heart very deeply, cos you are really lost and losing it. embarassed

Anyways, on a lighter note. Which level of winsh you be? You be pilot abi you be astronaut? Abi na you de use di TV wen de inside pot?
Winsh na winsh! grin
All hail Osonga Airways! grin grin grin

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Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 10:52pm On Jul 09, 2012
Elueme: Wait a minute! Which report is indicting Imoukhuede? Is it that famous sorry I mean infamous facrook's ? Common we should discuss something more reasonable rather than fables, a ruse. It is only in Nigeria such reports are being referred to.. However, the source is a sham, not impeccable .. Wait for a more reliable source so for now I need to catch a sleep..
Don't mind the clowns. Imokhuede's investigation started well before Farouks, indeed Farouks mission was to discredit the real investigation, so you can see where El Rufais buffoons here are coming from.
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 10:49pm On Jul 09, 2012
[size=14pt]Gbawe! Gbawe!! Gbawe!!![/size]
How many times I call you so?

[size=14pt]Are you not more than 60 years old?[/size] Doesn't that make me a very young man compared to you?

Daddy, I rioted for MKO as a mere teenager.

Bros, you no get shame? Please confirm that there are hard grey hairs in your wrinkled arse, struggling bitterly for oxygen while you lie freely to we younger ones. embarassed embarassed embarassed

Old Gbawe! How can you repeatedly take money to lie shamelessly?

Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 10:29pm On Jul 09, 2012
We sadly witness yet another winsh party.
How can any normal person wake up in the morning to lie, simply because they lost elections and their eyes are still red.
Imagine an old guy like Gbawe too?! Lol!

I can imagine how many of these fellows have bought Farouk caps to collect filthy money to tell lies and bury the future of unborn generations.
Gbawe, explain. cool
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 9:46pm On Jul 09, 2012
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 9:37pm On Jul 09, 2012
ypzilanti: Yeah right...Obama, Issac Newton and Nelson Mandela never discussed anybody in their life. Pathetic fool repeating nonsense quote. Here's a quote for you to repeat to yourself: 'That a quote is popular does not mean it always applies or it is true'.

Check my posts on different intellectually stimulating topics, punk.

Phucking intellectually challenged Lilliputian, with the IQ of a centipede.
Funny guy! Why do you lie so much, bro? What do you tell your kids you do for a living after "collecting" from El Rufai?
Search your heart very deeply, cos you are really lost and losing it. embarassed

Anyways, on a lighter note. Which level of winsh you be? You be pilot abi you be astronaut? Abi na you de use di TV wen de inside pot?
Winsh na winsh! grin
All hail Osonga Airways! grin grin grin

https://www.guzer.com/pictures/real-witch.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif
Politics › Re: Rich Men Sponsor Us To Vandalize Oil Pipelines — Vandals by Beaf: 9:29pm On Jul 09, 2012
Its hard not to almost weep for a country where almost everybody you see is stealing something or the other.
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 9:23pm On Jul 09, 2012
^
Dude, keep selling your kids and attempting to smear others. Karma will get you and your fellow lying bastards.

Gbawe: My brother, as applies to the most foul smelling ashewo and obsessed stalker on Nairaland, don't forget the saying; "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people".

When some are always given to following folks around shamelessly and obsessively discussing people, then I think you and the entire forum should have a good understanding of the mind they are working with. It is therefore not their fault. They only deserve pity for their 'limitations'.
Yeah, "great minds" like your tell lies; especially the old men like you who should be showing us younger ones the right path.
Shame on you. Liar.
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 9:19pm On Jul 09, 2012
ypzilanti: ^^^^
Are we name calling still? You are not good at this shitttty job sef. I can think of better ways to employ spin and double-speak to deflect criticism on this matter.
Sure you can! The fact that you wake up everyday with your conscience sold to El Rufai for a farthing makes you little better than a thief.
I'm sure you can think up great ways to spin and lie, just like your friends at premiumTimes and Sahara Reporters.

How can any sane human wake up everyday to lie? Dude, you are sick.
Don't you see anything in your childrens eyes to make you stop this disgusting behaviour? Why sell their future for a nickel? Do you have a conscience, or is it all shiit in you?

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Politics › Re: Photo Of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu AND Dele Momodu Back In The Days (pic) by Beaf: 9:14pm On Jul 09, 2012
[size=21pt]Why does this man steal so much?[/size]

Tinubu is a drug baron, thief, certificate forger, nobody knows his real name, nobody knows his fathers compound, nobody knows his village, nobody knows his state of origin!
What a criminal!

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Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 9:07pm On Jul 09, 2012
Poor red-eyed Gbawe; our daddy, the old guy! Always on the side of liars!
Dude, what do you want your kids mates to do if you are going about like this? embarassed

Enjoy your Sahara Reporters, jare! They are as "truthful" as you.
The fake pic below too is courtesy Sahara Reporters. Just like you, photoshoping, lies and creating fakes is their stock in trade. Shame. cry cry cry cry
http://saharareporters.com/photo/photonews-jonathans-declaration-when-jonathan-women-met-goodluck-men

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Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 8:57pm On Jul 09, 2012
^
Click on the link na_joke posted, visit all the pages and share na_jokes gift. Hairy arsed liar.
Call me Reno, even Jesus if you like. It wouldn't change the fact that you are a liar.
[quote author=na_joke]Oh sharrap...u were very active insulting tinubu on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/984870/photo-asiwaju-bola-tinubu-dele
remember what I said dt when its ur oga's turn make u no insult peo
Now tell me who is d winch or loser....Reno and the 40 laptops bandit[/quote]Just in case you are as blind as you are daft:

Beaf: There is a gift waiting for you there, fool.
All winshes, hansa ya papa name! A winsh must be a winsh. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 8:54pm On Jul 09, 2012
[quote author=na_joke]Oh sharrap...u were very active insulting tinubu on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/984870/photo-asiwaju-bola-tinubu-dele
remember what I said dt when its ur oga's turn make u no insult peo
Now tell me who is d winch or loser....Reno and the 40 laptops bandit[/quote]There is a gift waiting for you there, fool.
All winshes, hansa ya papa name! A winsh must be a winsh. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 8:50pm On Jul 09, 2012
ypzilanti: I guess this post is for the users that are not familiar with your postings.

I like the whole 'I'm in the middle looking for more information' posture. Its a lot better than beaf's post claiming the company is a fuel sation.

But seriously, it must really be a job that drains your soul...having to defend rubbish day after day.
What does the company you quoted trade, dummy? Does it even exist, liar?
Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 8:39pm On Jul 09, 2012
^
Abeg go and pay your bribes to fools who couldn't even spell Imokhuede or Aigboje and spell "trading" as "traing" to write false stories
It must be very hard being a loser and liar like you.

Please, allow me cry bitterly for the liar and winsh in you, bro!
All winshes, salute! Lolzzzzzz!!!! grin grin grin

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Politics › Re: GEJ Condemned For Appointing Aig-imoukhuede To Subsidy Verification Panel by Beaf: 8:22pm On Jul 09, 2012
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'Bolded' is scratching his head.
If I ask you whether that company is a petrol station, lubricant seller etc you would begin scratching your head like a fool.
I don't bother with every thread, especially those that appeal to winshes, losers and red-eyed jackals like you and the other members of your coven.
Politics › Re: Gbenga Daniel: I'm Being Persecuted Like Jesus' by Beaf: 8:13pm On Jul 09, 2012
A lesson not to misuse power when you have it.
No be only "Jesus."
Politics › Re: Rich Men Sponsor Us To Vandalize Oil Pipelines — Vandals by Beaf: 7:05pm On Jul 09, 2012
On how they dispose of the product, Nasiru said, “All I do is to deliver the product to the petrol station that I am directed to. My tanker has Total written on it; therefore no one would suspect that the product is stolen. I do not know how much these products are sold, my duty is to deliver and get paid.”
--Shakes head--
Politics › Re: Rich Men Sponsor Us To Vandalize Oil Pipelines — Vandals by Beaf: 7:03pm On Jul 09, 2012
“It is a very big business sponsored by very rich Nigerians. We load more than 10 tankers before we relocate to another spot for fear that law enforcement agents might trace us. I do not know how they got wind of this deal because we normally have a very strong security arrangement,” he said.
So this sort of oil theft goes on outside the Niger Delta?
Imagine the guy saying they fill like 10 tankers before going off to vandalise pipelines at other locations!

Corruption and theft flows in the veins of Nigerians. Just terrible! embarassed

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