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oyb:Lol! I really like manipulating you and toying with your puny mind! You're like a puppy, if I say, jump, you jump very high indeed! You serve me quite well on NL. Common, ask nicely for something thats public knowledge, lets exercise your angry but willing ignorance a lil bit more. Its bloody tragic and damn entertaining! ![]() |
dayokanu:That is primitive enough, but much worse is that they engage each other with evil spirits and summon Lucifer in vengeful primordial political gang wars like a set of tree-top dwellers in these modern times. Its very deeply embarrassing. ![]() . . .[size=14pt]hundreds of aggrieved members of the Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN[/size], yesterday, stormed the party secretariat in Ogba, Lagos State House of Assembly, Alausa, and took to the major streets in Isolo Local Government Area to protest alleged imposition of candidates.No! |
^ You mean a foolish set of boko haram loving questions. @topic Boko harams demands are so funny that it would be hilarious if they weren't murderers. Can you imagine baboons from a part of the country that generates absolute zero to our national wealth making demands off the FG? Maybe too much sun has burnt their brains in the desert sha. What the FG needs to do is "negotiate" with them strictly using brain scotching bullets that don't speak English, Hausa or Kanuri. ![]() |
mystikal:The South South is a very big place indeed, from Edo to Cross River, so your statement doesn't sound in the least bit right. The only place I know that has serious issues is PortHarcout and that has nothing to do with PHCN, rather the state govt carried out upgrades and accessed the grid without informing PHCN. The good that was meant turned sour, but its only a temporary situation; Amaechi means well for his people with the upgrade. |
muyoto: Damn! "baby aj harem!" I don't even want to think about it! . . .Imagine a three day old baby complete with moustache, teeth and freely chewing goro! Sombadi, get me outta here! ![]() |
I strongly suspect Iran and Pakistan. The Iranian Al Quds Special Forces Brigade has a military base in Sudan from where they coordinate Middle eastern and African operations. |
dayokanu:We now realise that o! ![]() hundreds of aggrieved members of the Action Congress of Nigeria, [size=14pt]ACN[/size], yesterday, stormed the party secretariat in Ogba, Lagos State House of Assembly, Alausa, and took to the major streets in Isolo Local Government Area to protest alleged imposition of candidates.[img]http://www.africaw.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=392&stc=1&d=1311684650[/img] www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6 |
Thanks OAM4J, I'm free again! |
^ Lol! Compared to 2008 when we had probes with Liyel Imoke (the then Minister of Power and Steel) over 2.5trillion spent without results, this time we can see and experience the proof of GEJ's promises for power. |
The average Nigerian youth does not read and severely lacks critical thinking skills. It is a very shameful and dangerous situation that doesn't bode well for the future of the country. The cause of the situation rests very firmly with our older generations, who are a mostly wasted and selfish lot. A bunch of people scrambling for corrupt juicy bits and leaving nothing for the younger generation, not even a decent education. It is impossible to have a revolution in Nigeria, otherwise it would have been best to kill off most of the older elite. |
Fhemmmy:So why criticise the one that has something to show? Can you see where I'm coming from? There are certainly area's where there could be improvements, but power supply is doing fine. Lets pray that we get close to 24/7 supply between 2012 and 2013, its quite possible at the current rate (depending on how fast the distribution grid is improved). |
ogugua88:Of course 24/7 electricity will not take a week to accomplish. So why are you demanding the impossible when you thats not clever? Power sucks, but the fact remains that across the board, there has been great improvement, in most places, it is tremendous. Below is testimony from Zamfara. It is extremely easy to find similar from elsewhere (certainly not from abroad though ).[size=14pt]Gusau residents applaud PHCN[/size]http://www.tribune.com.ng/index.php/community-news/28633-gusau-residents-applaud-phcn- |
Education is a priority for all countries and Nigeria is no different, however past govts have let that sector rot to the extent that it is almost nonexistent, yet we are a developing country. The lack of education has also negatively affected our security situation; to that end, the almajiri education programme is one of the most impactful policies any govt has designed in Nigeria. When it takes off, we should see a reduction in wanton murder, rioting and vandalism from the deprived and abused kids in the core-North. There are 10.5 million almajiri's in the core-North. If almajiri's were to be a country, that number would make them number 80 out of 225 countries in the World http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_populationIf it was an African country, it would be number 25 of 54. ![]() That is the enormity of the task we have in education and one more pressing reason (outside development) why it is a priority. |
moderatorr:Isn't it funny how people abroad are the ones telling those at home that power supply has not improved? Its really hard not to laugh at the irony. |
^ Don't worry, wait and be very disappointed as more loop holes are blocked. We know why your type is frothing with anger. Lol! Nigeria will progress no matter how hard you will it to fail. Sir, if only you weren't getting "news" from the village square, you would have known the investors. The list is public news, if you ask nicely, I'll paste it here. ![]() |
Fhemmmy:I really implore you to do so and keep your ear to the ground. There is so much quietly going on in the country that will catapult us way beyond where we are today. The Gas Revolution is taking off in Delta state, but will extend to Rivers, Bayelsa and Lagos in phases. We urgently need to diversify away from oil and the process has thankfully kicked off. |
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=770221.msg9238862#msg9238862 date=1317234816]I will ignore your attempt to rewrite history with your Asaba reference and misinformation. I hope you are right about the national conference bit, time will tell sha.[/quote]Everyone knows about the massacre of males 10 and above in Asaba by Murtala Muhammed. About the National Conference, I might not be entirely correct. Here are GEJ's exact words on that: GEJ: “Yes, of course, I support that Nigerians must discuss and Nigerians have been discussing. I have asked the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF) to collate the reports of past national conferences. The ones that are not conclusive are few. We are going to set up a committee. We are discussing to package the reports and take them to the National Assembly. But areas that seemed controversial, we will look at them.”I would expect Nigerians to push for everything from the Aburi Accord to PRONACO to be included. From GEJ's words, breakup is excluded from discussion. |
If you weren't getting your "news" from the market place, you would realise that the audit of NNPC has led to massive changes in the way it carries out business. That audit has led to the metering oil pumps at the point of lifting and moving aggressively to meter oil wells. In the past, Rilwanu Lukman or some other mallam would crawl on their belly to Shell to ask how much oil Nigeria had drilled for the day; Shell would pass a brown envelope under the table and give any figure, then tell the official where to go for bunkering, Shell would get their cut from drilling free oil and the Nigerian fool would get obscenely rich from the mortgaging of the country. The NNPC audit has cut that corrupt loop out and made many like you very angry. |
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=770221.msg9238707#msg9238707 date=1317232598]Very few of Nigeria’s former military leaders are spoken of with any great affection. There is on notable exception: General Murtala Muhammed, a man who was recently vilified by NL youths who are ignorant . The time of his regime is recalled with nostalgia by Nigerians of both civilian and military persuasions as a golden age. Murtala gave Nigeria a glimpse of the principled and dynamic leadership that its citizens crave. He would appear at ministries unannounced and sack employees including ministers who were not on sit at 8am. After sacking a couple of Ministers, the rest of them sat up and actually began workint. GEJ may want to set an example by sacking a few DGs and ministers found to be lacking as GEJ himself admits. The Presidency is powerful enough to cause a dramatic change in the attitudes of these DGs and ministers who only know how to steal from their ministries year in year out![/quote]The military messed Nigeria up and Murtala will always be remembered more for the massacre of all males above 10 in Asaba, Delta state during the civil war than for sacking DG's. Murtala ran a dictatorship. In any event, the ministries are not the fundamental problem with Nigeria. Our problems are societal and structural. The societal problems are to do with breakdown of communal relations, morality, responsibility, patriotism and out of despondency a tendency toward crime and extreme religion (Christian, Muslim and Okija / Jankara brands). These things can only be addressed by the strengthening of our institutions as GEJ has correctly concluded, they cannot be beaten into people or helped by the sacking of DG's. In fact, it is because we have been a militarised and deeply abused people used to the degrading shock tactics of past military dictators that we instinctively reach back to them, because thats all we know. Well, that is wrong, no developed country is run with brute force (not even China), it is always soft power. A nations success is built on the quality of its people and dictated by the strength of its institutions. Our other problem is structural, again it cannot be solved by applying mere plasters with the sacking of DG's. It can only be solved with a National Conference and GEJ has got Anyim working on that. |
oyb:You will be crying instead, cos bad bele na killa! Lol! January 2012 ain't far. |
@Delafruita and @thirty Why don't you want Tinubu to be tried? Anyways, this is how his trial will go. 1. CCB finds him guilty of false asset declaration (triggering off a perjury charge) 2. Criminal court tries him, finds him guilty. . . Jail! ![]() 3. While in jail his assets are thoroughly investigated, leading to many new charges and jail terms You see, the whole thing is like the opening of a beautiful flower! ![]() |
Gbawe:www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6 [size=14pt]Council poll: Protest rocks Lagos over ‘imposition of candidates’[/size] |
^ Really? Lewis really dumped Alonso as a rookie at McLaren, thats why Alonso undermined the team after Monaco. Before that, he'd been imploring Ron Dennis to sabotage Lewis races, because even though Lewis was instructed to give way to Alonso, he was still very clearly faster. Lewis number two position only ended after Monaco when Alonso asked Ron to short fuel him and threw the toys out of the pram when that was rejected. |
[quote author=fried-rice link=topic=770221.msg9238611#msg9238611 date=1317231394]^^^I pity you. you have the most difficult job on the planet. Keep it up, one day you may just eventually convince us that the colour of grass is sky blue.[/quote]Pity is all you can do, but intelligence and morals are what you lack. Go on calling for the "strong leaders" that wrecked the country and tell us your head is screwed on right. Rubbish. |
Nigeria is moving, so many exciting things are happening quietly. The Gas Revolution is our first step in the diversification of our economy from oil drilling to an end to end petrochemical based one. The impact is that our economic output from petrochemicals will by 7 times! Nice! Delta state is very lucky to be benefiting directly from the creation of Koko Free Trade Zone, which will be the not just the hub of the Gas Revolution, but also the biggest ever industrial park in the whole of Africa. Already $16billion worth of investments have been secured (roughly 60% of the entire 2011 Nigerian budget ), the employment benefits will begin to be felt from November this year, slowly at first, then accelerating to blinding heights.Lets give it to GEJ and Allison Madueke. |
[size=14pt]For the Attention of the Cynics [/size] Written by Maureen Chigbo Wednesday, 28 September 2011 . . . six months after the launching, the gas revolution which was conceived and nurtured by Diezani Alison-Madueke, minister of petroleum resources, is still very much on course and being pursued with zest. The project is to trigger industrial rebirth in the country through gas exploitation that would be based on the building of two world class petrochemical plants, two fertiliser plants, five fertiliser blending plants, a methanol plant and a Liquefied Petroleum Gas, LPG, distribution plant. It is aimed at achieving significant improvement in power availability for all and reposition of Nigeria as the undisputed regional hub for gas-based industries that would engender an unprecedented growth in Nigeria’s gas supply from the current one billion cubic feet per day to more than 10 billion cubic feet per day by 2020. The petrochemical and fertiliser projects, which would attract more than $10 billion foreign direct investment between 2012 and 2014, would also have a huge impact on the Nigerian economy. The minister had said that based on the planned investment in the 1.3 million tonnes per annum capacity petrochemical plant, more than 200,000 direct and indirect jobs would be created. Other economic benefits of the gas to fertiliser project, according to Alison-Madueke, is that the fertiliser plants were strategically planned to impact positively by revolutionising the agricultural sector such that food would be more available and affordable to millions of Nigerians. The most important aspect of the project is the explosion in job creation that would arise from the boost in agricultural productivity and the related agro and food processing industries that would emerge. More than 500,000 jobs are estimated from this agriculture-related agenda as well as an attendant increase in the nation’s GDP. David Ige, group executive director in charge of Power and Gas, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, said the corporation has made tremendous progress with the gas revolution project since March. “The purpose of the gas revolution at the time when it was launched was to create awareness as to what we intended to do and the potential benefit that will arise. Ever since then, we have moved on straight into the implementation phase which is a quiet phase in terms of what the public can hear but we are pretty much working,” he said. [b]When Newswatch called at his office in Abuja, September 16, to be prised with status report on the project, Ige explained that the first thing NNPC did was to consolidate “our investors particularly for the free trade zone.” This is because a critical requirement for the success of the gas revolution to happen is for the infrastructure in the free trade zone to be in place. “If you recall, the revolution at the time that it was announced was predicated on a 1.3 million tonne petrochemical plant and two fertiliser plants and a central processing facility in Koko. In the future, our plan is to replicate a similar thing in the central area around Port Harcourt, Onne axis. And then in the future again, to now do it elsewhere.” He said that NNPC’s primary short-term arrangement was to work around Koko free trade zone development where the petrochemical plant would be built. “So far we have gone with the investors to do site survey at the location. We have also commissioned one of the investors, Petro Saudi, that will be working with the Delta State government and a couple of private investors to develop a huge infrastructure in Koko,” he said. Right now, the location for the project is 2,300 hectares complete mangrove forest. And so a lot of what has been going on is the initial baseline environmental impact assessment. Without that, NNPC and the investors cannot access the site. Also, the master plan of the free trade zone itself is being developed with NNPC working with the ports authority to identify the navigation route for the big ship that will be evacuating fertiliser. That’s why the corporation is dredging the infrastructure upgrade that would be required at the ports to support this. [/b] Already, a consultancy firm in the United Kingdom is working on the requirements of the port infrastructure to support the investment. Also, establishing the port infrastructure is very important to enable investors in the big petrochemicals to move to financial closure. Without a ready and confirmed port infrastructure where they can evacuate their product and a navigation route that will be navigable for the big ship that will be coming, the financial closure will not be possible thus hindering the project. “This is why our efforts initially are focussed on those two things – getting the ports and the shipping route sorted out; to identify all that needs to be done and the investors are going to start on that. And also to sort out the free trade zone, the location itself so that the access is cleared and the drainage is done, roads are done and the utilities like power and so on are in place following which other people can come and do their fertiliser and so on,” Ige said. From all indication, the ministry of petroleum resources and NNPC are at the master plan stage of the gas revolution which would be completed in six months. The master plan for the 2300 hectare site will map out the location for the petrochemical plant, fertiliser plant, the central processing facility, a jetty, and the LNG plant. It’s just like a floor plan. With the petrochemical, NNPC needs to know the type of equipment they are bringing in, some of which will be tall towers and the direction of the wind to help the planners decide how to place them on site. “For example, if the steam from the power plant is going to be used by the fertiliser plant you need to locate all of those things. So the plan for all of that is being developed,” he said. It is not only NNPC that is working hard on of the gas revolution project. The investors, who are going to be working on the free trade zones who are going to be like the landlord creating the infrastructure, and working on the port zone are also doing their own assessment now. Basically, what they are doing now is to complete their own master plan and get their own environment impact assessment. The expectation is that from January/February, NNPC should be in a position to have access to begin site clearing and early site works. Ige said. “Our critical milestone is site access and commencement of early works by January. This will move into commencement of infrastructure development within the free trade zone by April, and then begin fertiliser blending plants by July. By the end of the year, NNPC will begin full construction of the fertiliser blending plant itself. The benefit of all these activities is that employment will be created. From January 2012, about 1000 jobs would be created when site clearing starts. “It is a huge forest there and efforts to clear all of that is going to employ well over a 1000 people. And from that period you will see the growth in jobs because more people will be on site because as you start to clear you move into infrastructure development and as that one is finishing, the fertiliser investors will start their own and then the petrochemical. That’s where we are right now in terms of schedule,” he said. This notwithstanding, work on the petrochemical side is also progressing as the NNPC officials are doing the economic analysis. They are also going to Saudi Arabia in two weeks time. On the fertiliser side, the investors have tendered for engineering, procurement and construction, EPC, contracts. “The fertiliser guys in India, have tendered for the EPC contracts and people are expected to submit their bids by the end of October or so,” Levi Ajuonuma, group general manager, Group Public Affairs Division, NNPC, said. Also the fertiliser plant investors have been awarded the contracts to do soil evaluation. But the problem they have now is that they cannot go on site until the site is accessible. They have to test the soil before they can bring in heavy equipment. “As at last week, the fertiliser plant investors were here in Nigeria with their civil engineer consultants to go to site and get soil sample. They are also trying to carry on with the blending plant and do a market survey to know the exact location that this blending plant should be, a place close to the major agricultural zones where their priorities should be and also do market assessment, Ige said. Reacting to the perception that work slowed down after the gas revolution was launched, Ajuonuma said: “Not at all. We are working. We are getting to a point when it is not talk, talk anymore. We have rolled up our sleeves and getting down to brass tacks.” He, however, said that the period the project is in now is that time when you are doing something and nobody is seeing anything and then all of a sudden, you will see. Ige agreed: “Right now many things have to be done. For you to see anything concrete, it has to be on site. But we cannot start anything on site until we finish the environmental impact assessment. And that requires two seasons to do – wet and dry seasons – you need that from the Ministry of Environment. It is the statutory requirement.” According to NNPC, if site is to be cleared, it will have to assess the environmental impact. These are the things that are being done now quietly which the public cannot see but they are statutory work that has to be done. Without that, NNPC cannot cut one tree down in that forest. “So we are accelerating all of those so that by the end of the year once that is concluded and we have our environmental permit from the Ministry of Environment, we now start site access and site clearing. That’s why our site clearing has to wait until around January. But in the meantime work is going on,” Ige said. http://www.newswatchngr.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3530&Itemid=1 |
[quote author=fried-rice link=topic=770221.msg9238382#msg9238382 date=1317228536]We need strong people to to build strong institutions. buhari hammered on this. We need Goliaths and Lions to rule Nigeria Nigeria because we are gliding towards a failed state, indiscipline and corruption are the major culprits Ministers and Federal Directors of Institutions in Nigeria need someone who would actually yield the Big Stick and break heads to get them moving GEJ has confessed he cant do all this, the only action left of him is to Resign.[/quote]I hate hearing this foolishness, its like someone ra'pes your wife and daughter and you go to the police to beg them to release him to continue. Please stop talking nonsense. It is your "strong people, Goliaths and Lions" that got us where we are today and made us a failed state. GEJ said he was not a Goliath while in prayer to God. Can't you respect what a man says to his God? I wonder if you would go to a church or mosque to declare yourself a champion. Your very words are another symptom of a failed state, cos society breaks down and some become bestial, immoral and unthinking. |
Lol! For those who criticise GEJ for speaking the truth, you should at least acknowledge one thing; his words show that he actually cares. He might not have clothed his words in rhyme like Shakespeare, but there is no doubting where his heart and energy are directed. He isn't like Abacha that told Nigerians to cry all they liked, cos he doesn't read newspapers and wouldn't know about it. Institutions are really one of Nigeria's fundamental problems. Without glossing it, lets not forget that we are a failed state and GEJ is our last chance for a rescue. You declare a state failed when its institutions have crumbled and society is fractured and broken. Luckily, our govt has not lost control as in Somalia and showed resilience even when its biggest threat MEND cut its source of funding to a pittance. This is a list of failed states for 2011 (Nigeria's index improved a little, by 0.3 with the advent of GEJ). We have been number 14 since 2008. 1 Somalia 2 Chad 3 Sudan 4 Democratic Republic of the Congo 5 Haiti 6 Zimbabwe 7 Afghanistan 8 Central African Republic 9 Iraq 10 Côte d'Ivoire 11 Guinea 12 Pakistan 13 Yemen 14 Nigeria 15 Niger 16 Kenya 17 Burundi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Failed_States_Index We really need to be patient and thoughtful when our President mentions the building of institutions, because it shows that he has a deep understanding of what is needed to pull Nigeria through. This is our last bus stop before the abyss. We can make it. |
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velo10:Its just funny how these things only come from your ACN (who have serially painted themselves as traitors to the Southern / Middle Belt cause) and ethnic groupings like Afenifere. The only other area the sabotage and subversion comes from is the core-North. Its really strange how people spite themselves to get nowhere. What the likes of Afenifere say makes little difference anyway. So, we de look una o! |
What a lovely looking lad! Congrats Enyojo! May your son receive all the best of Gods blessings to overflowing in a long joyful, fulfilled, healthy, wealthy life. May your bundle of joy become a colossus that prints his name on the Earth. . . .I am also sending him a golden envelope containing a pic of someone to admire and emulate, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and Commander in Chief of the Armed forces! Also in that envelope is a golden PDP membership ticket! ![]() https://www.punjabigraphics.com/images/1/congrats-newborn.gif |
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for real!!! 