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^Am just trying to cure her madness.

tpiah:
and my family madness begins. my mama is mad, my papa is mad, my auntie is running unclothed

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tpiah:
that is so your problem.

i could care less.

if it pains you, go and cry.

You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
You think because you are possessed by 7 wicked demons that are wrecking your life, others should see you and start crying?

If you ever see anybody crying after they set eyes on you, it is only because they pity you.

Anybody with some advice?

tpiah:
and where did i say obudu belongs to the federal govt?

**still trying not to "kan e nko"**

abi na "ra e nko"

i dont know who owns the place, but its not rocket science to figure out nigeria needs more ranches of that type in other regions.

I am not Yoruba; there is nothing wrong with typing in English.
Nigeria does not need ranches. Such attractions are a good thing to have though.
If other states feel the need to build ranches, there's nothing stopping them.

IBB is only looking for a face saving get out mechanism. It is all hot air.
This is the first sign that his presidential aspirations have faltered seriously and he is willing to negotiate some form of compensation.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=489437.msg6493286#msg6493286 date=1280709266]@Onlytruth & Beef, sorry I was away on heavy duty millitary duties. Some of us have to protect you people despite the fact that we should be caining you for your various attrocities. [/quote]Me too, I was away for a short time to learn crocodile feeding. Those crocs only recognise uniforms and lawmakers.
Anyways, welcome back. How ya side?

tpiah:
^^better save your energy instead of replying beaf.

na only strong knocks im dey hear.

Funny.
I have had several cordial exchanges with tensor777 here already as Faeb (its in the mirror ). The thing that makes it difficult to discuss with you is that you are extremely tribalistic. It doesn't help.

@Udezue

There was a newspaper article some months ago about Nigeria foolishly giving foreign bomb experts the secrets of the ogbunigwe (it happened this year or very late last year). I can't recall exactly where I saw it now, but the foreigners were quite excited. In a normal country, we would have harnessed the technologies from the war.

Has anybody got any links?

Onlytruth:
I didn't know you are still alive. 

He has been "zoned" out.
Ndu wetin happen? How bodi?

tpiah:
obudu seems to be a 5 hour drive from calabar and 45 miles from the cameroonian border.

if nigerian leaders arent daft, they'll have insisted on having similar ranches in other parts of the country.

gorilla watching isnt the only thing tourists can do in nigeria.

Obudu does not belong to the federal govt. So "leaders" can't insist on anything.

tensor777:
Now that is true. Sometimes  she just comes out with the most baffling statements.

Tpiah is not as politically astute as Ileke Idi. I feel a strong moral need to state that.

Depilot:
Oga, u need to check urself first.
Babangida does not have to contest as a PDP candidate. So,what the he11 are u talking about?
Again, people this is not UK or USA. All it takes is to turn this thing into a war btw the north and south or xtian and muslim, and it is over.

I thought it already was?

In short, let it intensify, so that the South can blend with the Middle Belt (Christian and Muslim) and Northern Christian minorities, while the conservative North merges with Niger Republic.

Onlytruth:
I noticed you were scheming to have Nigeria build similar ranches in other parts of Nigeria. You argued that other states also have similar geographic features.
You miss the point.
The point is how long would Nigeria keep ceding her territory to a foreign country?

Do you think location matters?

I don't. So, you better fix up your country before someone "designs" it for you.

Thank you!

Onlytruth:
I've taken time to read through the whole 11 pages of this thread. The comments have been quite interesting, and while I was going through them I came to a sudden realization: We need to sit down as a nation to re-found Nigeria from scratch. I don't want to say much but it seems like the Cameroonians are watching Nigeria, casing, scoping, and staking us out, and nibbling at Nigerian territory one bit at a time.
Naturally, I had a momentary surge of patriotic anger at Cameroon, but it was quickly doused by realism, one of which is that I come from a country where a section of the country "cannot be trusted with the presidency". Even my cousin -the current Nigerian president- is being told in subtle ways that he is a usurper by the "owners of Nigeria". On coming to that realization, I recoiled again.

I would say this, for Nigeria to effectively defend her territorial integrity, all forms of marginalization and injustice MUST STOP, today. Not tomorrow. The interesting thing is that we live in a new world now where no nation really has secrets.
It is no secret that Nigeria is a country at war with itself, and that is the only reason Cameroun was able to steal Bakassi from right under Nigeria, and Nigeria could not do anything. I still feel the pains of those Bakassi returnees as Cross rivers state struggles to resettle them, with federal government carrying on as if nothing happened. I am not from Bakassi, but I am an easterner and can share in their pains. I won't say more than that.

Nigeria must sit down and re-found a nation if at all possible. For instance, there are things I and my people would NEVER accept in Nigeria. We can pretend all we want, but if those things remain unaddressed, Cameroun would keep poking a finger into Nigeria's eyes because they know that strategically we are a weak nation.

Anger is not enough here. I saw a lot of folks fuming and threatening war. Well, y'all should know more than that. The only Nigerian president that ever defied Cameroun and her allies is dead.

I 100% agree with the above.
You might have noticed that I have once again started calling for true federalism. It is because, for once, I am seeing the possibility of achieving it peacefully. Here's how;

[list]
[li]We channel every iota of our energy into attaining credible elections and make sure Jonathan delivers that as his bottomline[/li]
[li]With credible elections in place, we elect credible leaders[/li]
[li]Our credible leaders would have one paramount mandate, the delivery of true federalism[/li]
[/list]

If we follow the above script strictly, we will get everything we want easily; the SE, SS and SW all want true federalism, I am of the belief that partial autonomy is easily sellable to the Middle Belt minorities. So it should be easy to peacefully restructure the nation once we have credible elections.

EzeUchenna:
Beaf,

So I am traitor for not supporting military action against Cameroon?  

But you support self-determination? Make up your mind. You rather this colonial made country wage war against our cousins to the East?

That is like saying a Hausa from Nigeria going to war with a Hausa from Niger. They would never do that.

If we want to fight each other in Nigeria, thats fine. But why would foreigners first annexe Bakassi, then try their hands on Obudu ranch and you think it is somehow in your favour? If genuinely you do, then it becomes a wholly different ball game.

Will giving Obudu to Cameroon solve any marginalisation problem? We have to be mindful of crossing the line.
How would Cameroons annexing Bakassi and Obudu forward a Biafran or Niger Delta cause? Charlie, screw your head on! I can bet you, if you call out MEND today and ask what side they'll fight on in a fight to rescue Obudu from Cameroon, it would be on the Nigerian side.

[size=14pt]Dedicated to bkbabe, the colombian mudafcker.[/size]

EzeUchenna:
I am going to go easy on you cause you are a little cutie. If I don't care about my region, who will? You think the Igbos are joking about being marginalized. I can give you a tour of the East. Lets take a look at the lack of infrastructure. Let me take you to the creeks of the Niger Delta and see the pollution.

Yes, I support self-determination so you can go somewhere with your nonsense.

Those are internal problems. Nayah (God bless her) who spent time hyping Cameroon belongs to an ethnic group that once had to take refuge in Nigeria http://www.nasarawastate.org/bassa.htm
She has also told us about French genocides against her people, those were internal Cameroonian problems and she's been here, repping Cameroon large, while you, a full grown male on the opposing side, turned traitorous.

I am all for self determination and true federalsim, but please, lets go about our quest with honour and dignity, not as a weaklings, propped up by smaller Cameroon.

If we ever have to fight for self determination or true federalsim, we will do it the right way, eyeball to eyeball; we will not need Cameroon like some cowardly sissys, hanging on their mothers skirts.
Be a man and stop being a traitor.

seedord247:
We don''t need to use our Army, What are the Niger Delta boys there for, let GJ release them and let them finish those black Monkeys.

Abi o!
Free Tompolo! He knows exactly what to do.

[quote author=huxley ]Hello,

If the foregoing comments represent a cross-section of Nigerian intellectual analysis, then maybe the entire Nigeria needs to be taken over to teach the Nigerians how to THINK.

You people are a disgrace to humanity, by your very belligerent comments.  What a shame.  Have you got anything in your skulls?[/quote]Question: How do you define a fool?
Answer: A fool is someone who presents himself  for a discussion, contributes exactly nothing, yet describes contributors as empty.

. . .Now should we move to the definition of knucklehead?

xterra2:
Wait, can he even use a computer?

Most likely used one long before you were born.

xterra2:
the F-7 is not a MiG-21 fishbed it is an advanced version of it and ours is an advanced version of the advanced version of the MiG-21, (our F-7 is an advanced version of the normal F-7)
And let Cameroun claim Obudu thats they own palava but they wouldnt dare to attack or come close,

I'm sorry, but I just don't buy the arguments I have heard on this page. They are all rather weak.
The MIG-21 is DNA of the F-7, so as they say "garbage in, garbage out"; what we have is the "advanced version" of a bad plane.

If cost is our problem, why not go for mordern but very low cost planes like the HAL Tejas from India or JF-17 from Pakistan?
The JF-17 is judged to be equivalent or even better than the F-16. Nigeria made enquiries about the JF-17, so why didn't we just go through with it and purchase some decent aircraft?

$8.7 billion missing! Thats what I call an eye popper!

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Nayah:
Eze sorry the previous response that was for Beaf!
But Beaf waht do you mean by beau? brother in law? looooool

"La Belle Dame sans Merci".

Brother in law? No way! As for Ezeuche, I have wiped him out ninja style. Dude is dead, buried and extinct.

hilli666:
@all those in support of cameroun taking over Obudu, I applaud your resilience, you have single handedly defended your ground and your country through out this post. If only the rest of you country people were more like you. But please be realistic, Cameroun does not stand a chance in a military conflict with Nigeria. Im not saying this because Im Nigerian, I saying this because you guys just can afford to fight! I mean look at your deffence budget compared to Nigerias. Even Lagos spends more annually on trash removal. So I dont know where you guys are getting all this imaginary liver from?? Dont let those people saying that they will seceed fool you, when the time comes they will remain loyal to Nigeria. We have all pleged alligience to our country, to be faithfull loyal and honest, to serve Nigeria with all our strength and to defend her unity and uphold her honor and glory so help me God!!!

The very thought sounds like a fairy tale. It will be so one-sided, even if dem use juju sef!

Nayah:
hihihi mama gee how are you my dear it's been a long time! yes don't laugh spnaish people do not care for real, anyway how can you send a personal messsage to someone can you help thanks

You can't, except you've got their IM or email.

Nayah:
@ Eze tu es déjà camerounais lol
@ saviola thanks for your compliments I've always think debating is important to learn and evolve and insults are only the results of frustration justified or not, for me that weakened a comment.

@Beaf loooool now you can join cameroonian think about it oh

No, I'm very faithful to my country.
. . .Can I join with a Cameroonian beau? You bet!
Oh yes!

EzeUchenna:
Hush up Beaf!

Take your beaf with the Nigerian gov't. Not the good people of Cameroon!

[size=14pt]Shut up, bloody traitor![/size]
Did you forget your brain in the womb when you were born?

Nayah:
Well Beaf both should avoid that cause Cameroon won't be the only one to suffer trust me!
Don't like war but will defend my country as you fiercely do, but I repeat this can be a rumour otherwise even cameroonians are able to raise against our governement by doing some demonstrations, but cameroonians are naturally peaceful see our neighbours and us

You want to kill people with your pictures sha! Am dead already!
If that is how you want to win the war, that is very serious cheating!

Fhemmmy:
Easy ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What do you mean? We don't need fake people that can dump their traditional names they were born with for meaningless ones. If his fathers name was truly Mr Wantings, I would understand. But how can anyone drop his fathers name for something meaningless? He obviously has no value for a Nigerian identity. What hope do we have that he wouldn't sell us cheaper than our past leaders have managed?

The failure of the demon is near!
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