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Politics › Re: Can This Be Abuja ? by Beaf: 3:58pm On Nov 23, 2009
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=145895.msg4980865#msg4980865 date=1258987851]I get a soft spot and a vested interest for ND, so you no fit blame me. some "biafrans' sef don accuse me of de same ting.

if you disagree with any ting wey i post, make you tell me ya disagreement make we iron am out. no need to dey use phrases like bullshit when you no get superior point. ya statement: dis statement dey laughable, improbable, and highly unrealistic, and you know it! so na wettin be ya real reason for making such a statement?[/quote]What do you mean by superior point, the emoticon? grin grin grin
After accusing me of being dumb, you get annoyed because I used "bullshit"; e be like say you dey vex like vespa.
My real reason for the comment? I read some of the responses and tied it with what everyone can see in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Can This Be Abuja ? by Beaf: 3:42pm On Nov 23, 2009
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=145895.msg4980785#msg4980785 date=1258987086]beaf, e be like say you designed your naive statement above to incite trouble. you are either dumb or just trying to excuse your thieving leaders as usual.  i no tink say you dumb, but i believe say ya excuse no hold water.  MOST of the leaders wey we get for nigeria at de moment are bad leaders wey be thieves, and the list include our governors for south south region.

de only response wey dey appropriate for dis ya statement, be ya very own favorite emoticon[/quote]Without fail, as soon as ND is mentioned, you materialise like a ghost to talk bullshit. Na wa!
Politics › Re: Only In Africa by Beaf: 3:39pm On Nov 23, 2009
[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=356009.msg4980641#msg4980641 date=1258985143]@Beaf

People have said worse things about Nigeria on this forum and you havent called them names,  hmmmmmm[/quote]You can join this mugu with his only in Africa na. Abi dem send you?
Programming › Re: Help With Fingerprint Verification by Beaf: 3:28pm On Nov 23, 2009
fatezy:
thnks all, 1nt 2 hlp a frnd develop an e-voting s/w for his final yr project & tot incoporatin fingerprint wld b cool
You need face recognition, not fingerprint. Face recognition is the worldwide standard for e-voting. If you are coding in C# and WPF I can give some help (well a great deal really).
Programming › Re: Multiple Login Control by Beaf: 3:19pm On Nov 23, 2009
ABAboi:
I am able to authenticate all the staff ID thats not the issue. For instance, i need to show form1 if the gardener is logged in, form2 if manager is logged etc.

The code was quite helpful thanks. But i am using VB not ASP as the program is not web based.
Hmm. That page is a not for web based apps, it for windows forms with code in VB.NET.

Anyways (since you can already authenticate), the simplest way is to use two panels in the same form. Then you can hide one of the panels depending on who is logged on. Set the Visible property based on if Authority = 1 or Authority  = 2.
Its much like webdezzi has said.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 3:07pm On Nov 23, 2009
Jakumo:
Dang boy, I had no idea that you were capable of such poetry. You is da man !
We be watching you and we be learning. grin
Politics › Re: Fela Was Right - Video by Beaf: 3:03pm On Nov 23, 2009
okunoba:
I am also very uncomfortable with the term Wazobia and I do agree it does marginalise the minority groups. Suggesting Pidgin English will also marginalise most people in the North. People in the North mostly speak Hausa and not Pidgin, in the west Yoruba, it`s only in the east, South south and the mid west speak that most speak Pidgin English. By suggesting pidgin English only u will be marginalising more than 60% of the population.
You've got a point there, but don't you think those in Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba areas would just not consider learning any other language? One language would need to be supreme.
Politics › Re: Can This Be Abuja ? by Beaf: 2:53pm On Nov 23, 2009
ilugunboy:
@Beaf, how is that feasible?. And how did u come about 80% in Lagos?. Nna!

You sounds more reasonable than this, don't allow emotion to becloud your senses.
Sometimes one has to put "reason" aside. Some of the responses to the ND crisis are very heartless, ranging from vicious propaganda to ignorant rage.

Witness the blatant protection Ibori is getting from the highest levels. Nobody is blind to the level of FG protection given to Ibori at home and abroad, yet we are told to blame our leaders. Also ND states get their monthly stipend from the FG (like everyone else), therefore they are accountable to the FG alone (when govs embezzle money, it really is FG money), governors are not accountable at state level.
If it isn't the impossible "blame your leaders" task, there is always someone willing to suggest that "Boko Haram" tactics are applied in the ND or even that ND population be exterminated as a sacrifice for the rest of Nigeria. But if oil were to stop flowing today, what would happen to the country?

There are a lot of people who say ND people don't go to school, yet Delta and Edo regularly produce the highest number of JAMB entrants per capita, there are others who say ND people don't want to work or we don't want to clear the oil spills etc; all sorts of crap. So please pardon me if I say, should the nation split, the ND should be allowed to cart off stuff to recoup what it can as recompense for 50+ years of thankless suffering.

It comes across quite vividly that the nation views the ND person as worthless, tolerated only for the value of their land.
Politics › Re: Can This Be Abuja ? by Beaf: 11:35am On Nov 23, 2009
One thing is certain, if 9ja splits, ND must be allowed to loosen [b]everything [/b]in Abuja to sell. The same thing should happen to 80% of Lagos.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by Beaf: 11:18am On Nov 23, 2009
[size=14pt]Kai! Men of finances and women affairs God sef! Dem don kolo![/size]

Somebody really annoyed this Bakare dude. E be like say de popularity and notoriety stakes don too favour Adeboye and TB Joshua! grin

[size=14pt]See holy bad bele![/size]

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Politics › Re: Only In Africa by Beaf: 10:51am On Nov 23, 2009
I am assuming you are Kenyan. Are people from your country normally this negative?

I can't believe a grown up would have woken up on a Monday morning to actually post such garbage.
When looking for stupid African people, I advice you to check your family first.

FOOL.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 10:44am On Nov 23, 2009
grafikdon:
"Nigga" is a derogatory word and no amount of argument can change that. It is more painful to see some Nigerian JJC spew that abominable word with reckless abandon. [size=14pt]I nearly smacked okro seeds out of the eyes[/size] of a 19 yr old JJC (In Jew York for less than a week). It was bad enough he was spewing that trash trying to ''rap'' in a room filled with hardcore Nigerians, but to extend his hand and address me as his "nigga" was the last straw.

I wasn't even sure which was more painful; forcing the "American accent" on his thick bush village accent or saying "nigga" like it was the new "good morning".

"Nigaa this, nigga that,  know warram seyin". *in thick nerve shattering bush village accent*
It is bush people (including some musicians) that are always the quickest to pick up such rubbish.

Okro seeds from eyes. . . Damn! grin Man you must become the new minister of agric; then instead of instead of sending almajiri's and area boys to jail, they can be sent somewhere were people can continously slap okro seeds out of their eyes for farmers to plant. grin
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 10:35am On Nov 23, 2009
Jakumo:
Beaf I regard myself as an honorary Waffi-man.  E get as e be.

By the way, I have been alerted by none other than His Excellency Map-Meister BecomeRich that your flagrant and wanton deployment of maps in this forum has been referred to his stable of legal luminaries who will immediately launch a barrage of punitive lawsuits against you, if that pirate map is not deleted with immediate effect and alacrity
Yes you are a most welcome honorary Waffi-man. . . But please don't do our beloved Pidgin English, what the dreaded BecomeRich does to Queens English. grin
Already, 3 little Wafi boys have been hospitalised so far this morning after visiting NL. embarassed Therefore by order of government, you must continue to entertain and awe us with the thud and staccato of your formidable verbal weaponry in the Queens department.

I wouldn't worry too much about becomrich; at this moment, he is no doubt ducking and diving on some quixotic mission to nowhere and no purpose. His stable of legal luminaries have been scattered asunder by his abandonment of google cartography and electricity engineering for a one-sided joust with the red eyed dogs of the PDP.
Politics › Re: Fela Was Right - Video by Beaf: 10:20am On Nov 23, 2009
^
A major part of Nigeria's problem is due to wazobia and wazobia marginalisation policies.
We must drop all hints of wazobia, Pidgin English alone will do just fine.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 8:48am On Nov 23, 2009
Jakumo:
If one listens to the cadence of black American English, many vestiges of African pidgin English can be picked out.

American :  He done went over there already.
African     :  He don go that place already

American : I'm fittn' to go see my baby momma.
African     : I been wan' go take eye see my pikin mama.

American :  Them niggas booked up.  They was runnin' fast than a mu'fugguh, tryin' to git away from the po-lice.
African     :  Come and see how mugu dem dey run for police.

The cross-pollination of linguistic idiosyncrasies between America and Africa  has spanned generations, and will continue on into the future unabated.
angry

No! No! No! Stick to Queens English man, your talents lie there.

Consult Wafarians for what I might call "compressed and tight pidgin". cool

Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 3:50am On Nov 23, 2009
Thanks dear.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 3:37am On Nov 23, 2009
[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=355891.msg4978058#msg4978058 date=1258943542]@Beaf
you are from Delta state, abi?
what tribe are you?[/quote]I am Isoko / Urhobo.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 3:37am On Nov 23, 2009
sjeezy8:
im suprised this thread has reached this point and this dude beaf is still on line. No wife to love or children to look after abi? bored ass cool
I work long hours thinking up new stuff for fools like you (hint, go to the programming section of NL).
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 3:35am On Nov 23, 2009
sjeezy8:
^^^^ naw this thread is for bored nikkus named beaf
Really now!

sjeezy8: I hate the word nigga but the sound of

nikku- for guys
niggette - for females
nigglettes- for children
is pretty funny to me

lol mehn it all has to do with maturity using slang past age 22-23 is lame. same with broken english, educated adults dont use it shocked.
This is your most sensible contribution, but the bold part shows why people like you use "Nigga". While some others are campaigning for Pidgin English to be our official language, clowns like you are ashamed of all that is part of our culture.
Educated adults don't use Pidgin English. . . Funny guy! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Yar Adua & Northerner:2 Black Men In Space And A Black Man Is The Head Of Nasa by Beaf: 1:38am On Nov 23, 2009
[quote author=becomrich, link=topic=353686.msg4977152#msg4977152 date=1258926942]I speak very very good english. better than most of your leader, even can switch from the nigeria english accent to North american  accent. i can switch very easy to the nigeria english accent.

that my voice many years ago preaching.[/quote][quote author=becomrich, link=topic=353686.msg4977196#msg4977196 date=1258927561]You govt claim it is $7 billion now. check online. I read it in many nigerian newspapers. It walk away.

http://thenewsng.com/business/nigeria%E2%80%99s-foreign-reserves-in-danger/2008/10[/quote]"It walk away" Damn! Engrrrrish!!!

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Programming › Re: Multiple Login Control by Beaf: 1:10am On Nov 23, 2009
Use ASP.Net Membership, it contains all the classes you need for a role based authentication system. It is a synch to use, why re-invent the wheel?
Google ASP.Net Membership.

For windows forms http://www.theproblemsolver.nl/usingthemembershipproviderinwinforms.htm
Programming › Re: Grfinger /.net 2.0/vs2008 by Beaf: 12:59am On Nov 23, 2009
Go through the following checks;

1. That Visual Studio is running with an account that has powerful enough permissions.
2. You are an Administrator on your computer.
3. Your software license is activated.
4. All software dependences are installed (check if it works on some machines only).
5. If you are using Oracle, check that the DataProvider is the right version (if you are using versions 10.1 or 11.1, try 9.2).

The problem lies in one of these.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 12:39am On Nov 23, 2009
chiogo:
Ok, Beaf . . .this has nothing to do with being a hip hop listener.

Just like teen violence is blamed on hip hop, the use of the n-word alike. Yes, these rappers fuel the issue with their messages but these teens- are they stupid or what not to be able to discern right from wrong? If you choose to listen to rappers and not your parents then you're on your own. Hip hop doesn't tell you to do ANYTHING.

Mandingo, didn't know you're still strolling these boards with your lame lines. If you aren't obsessed with Nigeria/Nigerians then "Obsession" must have a new meaning. Blah!
Apologies. wink
I didn't mean to slam hip hop lovers. I was just trying to capture a sort of "Tupac Shakur" image.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 12:35am On Nov 23, 2009
[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=355891.msg4977493#msg4977493 date=1258931892]no homie mandingo been spitting on you and nigerian culture and people ever since before i came back to nairaland

funny enough very few of u on here seem bold enuff to take him on

well i got nigerias back even if i carry the heavy load alone lol

and u can say what u like,my beefs with dingo not u,so move along buster[/quote]Don't get me wrong, my words are within the context of this thread; you get told when you copy or put on false garments.

Look here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-292305.0.html
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 12:12am On Nov 23, 2009
MandingoII:
yeah Tell me about it.

I never met a FAKE ASS HIP HOP NIGERIAN with limited grammar and speaking skillz claim he's bright shocked

You are more immersed in BLACK AMERICAN CULTURE that i am in yours.  I'm not trying to be Nigerian, eat fufu and wear cheap ass bright flowing threads.  You on the other hand think your AMERICAN HIP HOP SLANG and stunted writing skills qualify you for cool points. undecided

NOT!
That just says it all. embarassed
When you have low self esteem you open the door for others to spit on both you and your Nigerian heritage.
Thats what you get for being a cheap wannabe hip hop flunky. angry angry
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati - The Black-out In Brazil by Beaf: 12:00am On Nov 23, 2009
. . .
The residents thought that a national tragedy was afoot.
. . .
shocked shocked shocked
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Dem neva see PHCN.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 11:43pm On Nov 22, 2009
[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=355891.msg4977337#msg4977337 date=1258929481]Poster

Get a life Nigger.

You like it when the people come to Nigeria and start speaking through their noses?[/quote]You are talking to your children.

You obviously can't read or understand, that is why you can come out with an insult without provocation.
But that is usually a hallmark of those who use words like Nigger or Nigga.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 11:31pm On Nov 22, 2009
[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=355891.msg4977270#msg4977270 date=1258928649]and what does low behavior connote?[/quote]Rape, murder, theft, arson, duplicity, thuggery, dishonesty, gangsterism, idiocy. . . The rest is easy to fill in.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 11:28pm On Nov 22, 2009
SEFAGO:
Thats what i thot when I met paddy_lo, and he used the n-word in half-his threads. I thot he was just some hood rat- after sometime, i confirmed he wasn't stupid just an black American gangster wannabe with the brilliant brain of a nigeria. However, if someone told me to hire you based on your language and behavior- i would use your application to see groundnut and popcorn on the streets of oshodi.
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Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 11:22pm On Nov 22, 2009
[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=355891.msg4977257#msg4977257 date=1258928411]i could give a rats arse what u or anybody else thinks is high or low behavior

one thing i do know,[size=14pt]i am smarter[/size] than 90% of ppl i come accross in america,and as for people on nairaland? i reserve my comments[/quote]. . .But nobody mentioned your "intelligence". shocked shocked shocked
Is this a signhuh grin
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 11:16pm On Nov 22, 2009
[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=355891.msg4977198#msg4977198 date=1258927591]now dont tell me u for censorship mr beaf,lol

listen there are lots of things and threads i dont like on nairaland,know what i do?,i just ignore or dont click on them

no need to be the word police here mate,even google dont censor their you tube comments

if u hate the word so much then dont associate with ppl that say it,and dont go on threads where it is apt to be said,chikena[/quote]Nobody can stop you from calling yourself Nigga, but most will find you offensive and associate your language with bad company and low behaviour.
Politics › Re: Nigga by Beaf(op): 11:12pm On Nov 22, 2009
[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=355891.msg4977183#msg4977183 date=1258927357]Whats wrong with using the word Nigga? Please educate us further? If it is that personally you dont like it, then, there is no point for this thread. Educate us pls.[/quote]"coon nigger black nigga porch monkey spook negro jigaboo spade jungle bunny darkie nig racist spear chucker monkey jiggaboo moon cricket wog yard ape"

Just some of the things I got from googling "Nigga". Not nice. . .

That street African Americans call themselves Nigga is no excuse for Nigerians to do so, niether is there any excuse for non-Nigerians to do so in a Nigerian environment.
Are we going to call ourselves black monkeys next, because some wannabe thinks its cool? Nigeria is not the US, we are far from that scene. NL too is Nigerian.

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