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Lennycool:
Atleast he doesn't advocate rape slavery incest and genocide. What kind of all knowing God says don't have sex till marriage. But doesn't condemn owning another human being as property? How is premarital sex worse than slavery?

Back up your claim with a verse or verses from the NT

joseph1832ng:
And I already told you, denial is welcomed.

Go have some beer and maybe some bimbo to release fluid with 'ah' with.

Audray:
I don't care much for the rewards *which are awesome btw* But only for spreading the word to unbelievers.I just want salvation for all mankind.

Issorite!

Beer and factory of strippers. Your god seem to lack moral

joseph1832ng:
Perhaps you see me sliding my erect penis_ into your ever dripping wet pussy_

Yes He cares about me, just like I care to make you quaff and erupt in orgasmic pleasure.

And why I wouldn't be surprised if you frown at my intent. Like I always tell you, "denial is always welcomed".

Joseph, I already told you you can't have this one pussy

Lennycool:
Smh. The flying spaghetti monster cares about you, give him the chance to take care of you.

Beamborla I see you organizing crusades to the glory of FSM

Yes!

I don't mind having a spaghetti party. Where we can eat and play with it

Is this one of your prophets?

joseph1832ng:
Well it's way better than paying 1/10 of your earning to a god who doesn't give a fuck_ about you.

Why am I not surprised this is coming from you

Anything that does not agree with the christian God is good to go. He cares about you, give him the chance to take care of you.

Joseph the dreamer... I see you organizing crusades to the glory of God

I still believe they are kidding sha.

All they live for is to drink beer and have sex after death.


Na joke! Too ridiculous

Wilgrea7:
lwtmb oooo... male strippers

Her moniker carries the F symbol.

She should be entitled to strippers as well...except the monster is cool with sodomy or is biased.

From what I've read so far, the movement started in 2005 by a certain Bobby Henderson in protest to Kansas State Board of Education decision to permit teaching intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public school science classes.

Extracts*

In that letter, Henderson satirized creationism by professing his belief that whenever a scientist carbon-dates an object, a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti with meatballs is there "changing the results with His Noodly Appendage".

The open letter was printed in many large newspapers, including The New York Times, The Washington Post, and Chicago Sun-Times,[25] and received "worldwide press attention", according to one journalist.[32] Henderson himself was surprised by its success, stating that he "wrote the letter for [his] own amusement as much as anything"

Audray:
The economy has never affected almighty FSM.
He created it.
FSM exists and you don't need proof to know that.He just exsists.O_O

Yes, ma'am. Spaghetti now sell for #200 from #60
How do you conduct your service?

So you are also entitled to a volcano of beer and a factory of male strippers

hopefullandlurd:
Beamborla, any more questions?

Oh yes!

So the monster sent spaghetti to pleasure my taste bud, aye. Yet, I still buy it with money, even the price is not stable, it gets affected by fuel price and a common man seem not to be able to afford it anymore... Above all, why can't the spaghetti taste good on its own?


And that picture up there is no proof that your god exist or has been in existence

4everGod1:
Yes its a joke...Their attempt at Mocking God.

No doubt, the end is here already!

Spaghetti that according to my grandma is nothing but worm.

hopefullandlurd:
joke?
how dare you call a serious prayer meant to endear humans with the creator of all a joke

by virtue of your saying this, you have put your name in fsm's book of death; he can strike you dead

we can only intercede on your behalf now so that FSM would give you the grace, so you can accept his holy noodliness into your life

may FSM have mercy on your soul

R'Amen

Sorry! It looks like the incantations of a farmished stomach to me.

Quick kwesion, why does your prayer lack originality? I can see the Christian's Lord's prayer being adulterated here

hopefullandlurd:
our FSM prayer

say with me guys

Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.

This is a joke, right?

Edakun, epp me...

How do I uninstall 'App Center' from my phone? Can't find it anywhere where I can remove it but it's there. It's making my phone really hot

Tattoo... My grandma and every elderly women(especially) in my hometown have all of their flesh covered in tattoo. Down to their legs o. Yet they are the epitome of virtue.

I use waist beads and the only reason I don't have my nose pierced yet is because I'm not ready for it yet.

Waist beads
Tattoo and
noise piercing is part of some culture in Nigeria and I'm a Nigerian.

Gladly

EMriss:
you wanted me to go ahead naw ..i wan get one dispatch van

This is why our Nig politicians have a fantastic knack for killing any budding entrepreneur

EMriss:
ummmm...pls send me ur email address

What has my mail address got to do with what you want to do.

Go ahead

When will Innjooo call for return of their products

I've pondered over this a couple of times myself.

I remember I was once sick and in so much pains I started praying to God to please kill me not realizing my mother was just by my bed...her 'what did you say' brought me back to reality and I was lucky she never made out what I was muttering. Ask me what I was suffering from, Migraine + fever.

As for me, I think it should be legalized. How can it be legalized without being abused is where the challenge lies.

I mean some people are actually sentenced to life imprisonment in their own body; life of pains. Most times, families run bankrupt treating a sickness or condition they know that chances of survival is next to non existent. Then what becomes the future of every other person in such family.

What about the physical and emotional trauma the invalid and his or her family experience during the period of the sickness. Some people don't recover from such trauma.

themosthigh:
This reek of pure evill. Omotola is being controlled by demonic forces from the 4th precinct of Hades which is located in the deep down south of the demonic kndom after the bend of herod.
Her benefactor gave he fame in return, she handed over the control of her ovaries todemons and they now harvest her eggs on every full moon and hand it over to childless women who asks the devil for help with children.
The solution to her proplem is to pray to st joana of arc, st alphonsus liguri and st molumba of uganda asking them to interceed on her behalf to the virgin mother of God to solve her problems and acquire these eggs from lucifer.
she is to mix communion wine with the blood of a lamb and frankinsense then apply it on her face and privates for 33 nights after which micheal the arch angel will be sent to set her free

#TheMostHigh# no doubt

mikolo80:
what excuse
This is reality I'm talking
Not mills and boom

Okies

It's not for you to say... Leave it people around you.

You really think I'd willingly agree that I'm not intelligent?

Jarizod:

I can't handle it. Pls, spare me.

Thanchuu!

mikolo80:
it's sad but that's what the world has been reduced too
Especially with the economic realities

I agree with you and I still don't agree.

This is the excuse we always give to justify our wrongs.

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] swirri personally I don't mind being ur side Booo ooo as far as I will be yanshing u from time to time [/color]

The gods must be angry with me today. I thought I was immune to your werey

mikolo80:
simple
No sex wit anybody
And marry fastest finger first

It doesn't matter if there is sex or not. When you love someone, you love the person... it hurt to know someone you love and claim to love you already have a replacement standing by even when things are heading the right way.

What becomes the faith of others she's been leading on?

Marry the fastest finger? I believe the institution is deeper than marrying the fastest finger.

Keep your options open like friend zone or side boo abi spare tyre ko assistant financee?


Toh! Which guy would be ready and willing to be the option? She katakata no go burst if you find out bae is keeping her options open?

DaySpringer:
Look at your victim mentality.

You didn't even consider the fact that the guy was cheated on and what he might feel. Instead you sided with the girl and even said that he wasted one year of her life??!!!

I don't even know why the guy bothered to reply you.


Wasted one year of her life as if she would have done something better with it.
As if she wasn't screwing other guys while still screwing him.
As if she wasn't the first person that lied and cheated.
As if the guy that took her serious until she decided to cheat on him was a fool.
As if she would have repented and stopped cheating on him for that same year, had he not found out.


Her conscience did not even judge her about what she was doing until she realized she wasn't receiving as much money as she used to from him.
Is that the kind of person that you say has had one year of her life wasted?

You're not being objective in your reply. You're biased.


Your immaturity is showing here. It's clear you don't even understand the psychology and behavioral patterns of cheats.
Letting her go would not bring her back to her senses. Ask all the nairaland guys on this forum.



Once again, the victim mentality.
So the guy spoilt her life now?

My dear, I advise that next time, you think properly and get some wisdom before you post on topics such as this..
Mtcheww

Yes, sir.