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Family / Re: I Am Sex Starved, My Marriage Is Falling Apart by Beatswim: 11:44am On Jan 24, 2020
This is so funny but true... As a married man with kids too.. We can all relate to this changes and adjustments.. Its naturally normal.. But i think your wife need a little adjustment to rekindle that fire again.. Pls be patient wt her..parenting is a really tasking and at this point communication between u guys should be very smooth..

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Romance / Re: 2 Women In My Life, Which Should I Marry? by Beatswim: 10:37pm On Jan 22, 2020
There is a man of God in nigeria called prophet samson oluwamodede.. If u can see him.. He will inquire about the mind of God on this two ladies... If u judge by your instinct and physiological reasoning.. U will regret it bro. Be wise
Religion / Re: Abule Egba Explosion: RCCG Fellowship House Miraculously Didn't Burn (Video) by Beatswim: 11:21am On Jan 21, 2020
Smartini:
So the other burnt houses were inhabited by worshippers of the Devil? Abi you want to tell me the probability of another RCCG fellowship building being among the burnt buildings isn't feasible? RCCG churches/houses for fellowship are abundant in Lagos like sand. You can find at least 2 in every street ... Before you start singing unwarranted praises to your daddy G.O undecided undecided
son of pardition... Always spitting trash out of your dirty mouth.. Renegade oshi.. Spits
Celebrities / Re: Diane Yashim's Outfit To Mercy Johnson's 'The Legend Of Inikpi' Premiere by Beatswim: 9:38am On Jan 20, 2020
Ebenezar2020:
Our ladies are becoming totally useless.
I pray God shouldn't give me a female child.
if i guess... U are under 20..rather pray for a good child instead.. Be wise

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Romance / Re: Lady Buys 5k Wristwatch For Boyfriend As Birthday Gift, Laments As He Rejects It by Beatswim: 9:50am On Jan 06, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Her boyfriend is a gentleman with the fear of God.
If you gift me this type of wristwatch, God knows that the only time it will tell me is that it is time to break up with you.

Anyone who happily bought this trash for 5k obviously lacks a knack for taste and financial intelligence.
A lady who can't spot a fake from a mile away will not even know when she is ovulating.

These are the same ones that buy Baclenciaga, Gucsi, Varsace, Tom Fond, Tommy Hilfinger and Friendi for over 10k simply because they are in boutiques.

Tufiakwa biko, iberibe bu oria.
u can just collect it from her.. Appreciate it and put it on in her presence.. That's how to go about things like that bruv
Romance / Re: A Girl I Met On Facebook Chats With Other Guy by Beatswim: 8:41am On Jan 04, 2020
MaxVee:


I don't get please..like having sex with him again? After we talked I saw in her chat where she broke off the sex thingy from their friendship ... although I can't vouch for anything
there's always a phase that a loosegirl is in high demand by boys.. But after that phase... Na mountain of fire prayer of power must change hand remain oo.. She will now become a worker there just to get a responsible brother to atleast propose.. Be wise bro
Religion / Re: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by Beatswim: 2:02pm On Jan 01, 2020
ValCon888:
The most useless prophecy I have ever laid my eyes on.
yahoo boy spotted... Always making excuses for your useless life.. Respect this man of God or keep quiet miserably
Romance / Re: Another Man Is After My Girlfriend by Beatswim: 8:03pm On Dec 30, 2019
Sorry about that.. I understand u love her but u need to build your career and live a good life too.. Just slow down on your decision to marry her.. Just imagine how her reaction might be if u are more financially stable than the other guy... Your girlfriend needs money not love.. That was why she gave another guy so much attention.. Be wise bro
Religion / Re: 4 Reasons I'm Considering Becoming An Atheist by Beatswim: 6:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
MJBOLT:
gradually people will wake up and realise religion is a scam and there is no god anywhere.
apostasy..
Romance / Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by Beatswim: 8:06pm On Dec 29, 2019
The girl has gone to pray about u but am sorry u aren't chosen.. Sorry about this.. Just move on

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Family / Re: My Husband Beat Me On Christmas Day by Beatswim: 7:02pm On Dec 29, 2019
Madam am sorry about this.. But i have to be factual with you.. This is not healthy anymore.. Both of u needs help urgently... Please don't sweep this under the carpet.. Beating you in the kids presence is highly degrading and worrisome.. Pls seek help from reasonable family members and spiritual leaders of your church.. 2months is really a short time frame... He will surely do it more often than u expect if u don't act now.
Celebrities / Re: Olu Jacobs And Joke Silva's Family Get Together by Beatswim: 12:53pm On Dec 28, 2019
HRHQueenPhil:
This is d biggest miracle that can happen to any person. The ability to still gather year after year together, no malice or ego or pride or unforgiveness involved.. U don't know wat u av.. God will continue to strengthen the cord of love in this family
of course
.. Ego, malice, fights are all involved but the ability to rise above all that wenever they arise makes a growing marriage.. Above all maturity is all that matters.. Case study of immaturity in its highest order is oluwo of iwo and estranged wife(imagine a whole king dragging issues on social media wt his worldwide known wife) God bless joke silva for tolerance and olu jacob for forbearance of ladies usual excesses.. I respect u guys

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Reveals He's Joining The Baby Daddy Club In 2020, Come Rain Come Sunshine by Beatswim: 6:36pm On Dec 25, 2019
Moral decadence amongst youth is on the rise... And here comes another tweet from youth role model.

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Reveals He's Joining The Baby Daddy Club In 2020, Come Rain Come Sunshine by Beatswim: 6:35pm On Dec 25, 2019
Moral decadence amongst youth is on the rise... And here comes another tweet from youth's role model.

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Romance / Re: Hddkkkdssjkfdssa by Beatswim: 7:55pm On Dec 24, 2019
Your destiny is very bright and u seems to have a shinning glory.. She needs it badly for her husband or to boost her own...if u fall for her.. U will enjoy her goodies and attention for just 6months... After that... U will use the next 16 years to toil and toil without any achievement. Such affair is not spiritual hence the Bible would have told us a situation where Jesus cast out fornicating spirit but the Bible said flee... If u dont sleep wt this your boss.. U will definitely find a better job... FLEE op

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Celebrities / Re: Teni Visits Ned Nwoko & Regina Daniels, Holds Discussions On Malaria Eradication by Beatswim: 3:49pm On Dec 23, 2019
foreshore:


I no know who ugly pass between Oshi-omoole and Ned Nwoko
both share same qualities...equilibrium.. Pukes
Celebrities / Re: Teni Visits Ned Nwoko & Regina Daniels, Holds Discussions On Malaria Eradication by Beatswim: 3:48pm On Dec 23, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

There is no safety in the midst of many wives but a man who cares for one woman is taken care of in old age.

There is no colorful 'second' or 'third'. It will always be a second, or third, and not the first. A woman who takes the position of a second wife lacks esteem.

Richdad
highly sensible comment... But it's unfortunate that money now rule over sanity and esteem...
Celebrities / Re: Samuel Akinpelu 'Alabi Yellow' Is Dead by Beatswim: 9:31pm On Dec 22, 2019
Alabi oo danger oo.. Hmmm just like yesterday... Indomie generation will neva understand.. Rip

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Religion / Re: I Think God Is Calling Me But I Don't Go To Church. Pls Help by Beatswim: 5:43pm On Dec 21, 2019
This is a very good one.. Firstly i will refer u to the Bible (Gen. 37 verse 5-11). Joseph understood this mission and articulated the purpose of his life in line wt God's intention... This vison is actually a long term vision.. But firstly u need to complete your education... Find a genuine prophet to Guide u (preferably i will recommend a worldwide prophet whose name is samson oluwamodede.. Hes tested and trusted man of God with apostolic calling )... Secondly find a bible believing church around u to listen to genuine word of God... U can move closer by joining the worker in that church where u can renew your heart daily... Believe me..u will fulfill that destiny by doing that.. Then God will fortify u with the spiritual gift with which u need to fulfill that destiny...believe me.. It won't be a smooth journey but i will surely get there.. Pls take this seriously bro
Celebrities / Re: Prince Ned Nwoko Celebrates 59th Birthday Today Amidst Wide Global Commendation by Beatswim: 4:41pm On Dec 21, 2019
Midjulss:
Cute man
cute
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Giving Me Peace Of Mind by Beatswim: 4:22pm On Dec 21, 2019
I just laughed throughout your post.. Imagine a lady who can tell u that u should pity the guy... And care so much about how another guy feels... Its really funny u could be asking on what next to do.. Well if her company makes u feel good.. Its fine but dont ever plan anything meaningful wt her in your life...

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Crime / Re: Missing Baby Not Exhumed From Sotitobire Church Akure - Ondo Police Give Updates by Beatswim: 8:51am On Dec 20, 2019
chessguru:
. You are obviously referring to a wrong person . please be guided
stay off pccg matters too...
Crime / Re: Missing Baby Not Exhumed From Sotitobire Church Akure - Ondo Police Give Updates by Beatswim: 1:58am On Dec 19, 2019
Skmoda360:

Swerve fool.....I have never step my foot in that church not to talk of going there ...gullible fellow post a video like you even know who you are talking to ...ode oshi akinradarada undecided
i will expose your dirty yansh.. Keep off pccg matters... Just because they sent u out of the church shamefully shouldn't give the audacity to say thrash about pccg.. Go and sin no more.. Pccg is just against fraudster and that's why u are bent on soiling his ministry...
Crime / Re: Missing Baby Not Exhumed From Sotitobire Church Akure - Ondo Police Give Updates by Beatswim: 11:03pm On Dec 18, 2019
Skmoda360:

Troll....back off my mention...have I robbed you or any of your family member before? Are you mad or something? I thought this one was joking before but I can see you are being serious.....kid, in your life don't ever mention me again if you don't want thunder to strike you and your generation yet unborn dead....useless goat undecided undecided undecided
then back off pccg too.. Cos that man of God don't know u too.. U went there to steal.. If u continue this.. I will upload your video evidence here... So stop digging your grave too
Crime / Re: Missing Baby Not Exhumed From Sotitobire Church Akure - Ondo Police Give Updates by Beatswim: 10:15pm On Dec 18, 2019
Skmoda360:

Now you can see one another of their gullible mumu member ...talking trash with his yeye mouth. undecided
stop crime guy.. It wont pay u at the end of the day.. Stay clean.. Internet dont forget
Crime / Re: Missing Baby Not Exhumed From Sotitobire Church Akure - Ondo Police Give Updates by Beatswim: 10:14pm On Dec 18, 2019
Skmoda360:

Now you can see one another of their gullible mumu member ...talking trash with his yeye mouth. undecided
stop crime guy.. It wont pay u at the end of the day.. Stay clean
Crime / Re: Missing Baby Not Exhumed From Sotitobire Church Akure - Ondo Police Give Updates by Beatswim: 6:32pm On Dec 18, 2019
Skmoda360:

You are saying the truth about PCCG....so much a fake church and fake pastor
why wont u say pccg is a fake church and a fake pastor... The prophet there told u to fast and pray and u there.. Right there in that church u attempted to steal a corrolla there and u were mobbed...u were even lucky they dint burn u alive that day..guy go and learn how to hustle legit and dont ever try to open a car u dint park.. Idiot
Crime / Re: Missing Baby Not Exhumed From Sotitobire Church Akure - Ondo Police Give Updates by Beatswim: 6:24pm On Dec 18, 2019
chessguru:
. The alter was not dug at all . not at all , people only acted on hear say and emotions
why bring pccg into this.. For goodness sake... Why not keep quiet if u dont have anything to say.. That was how u made people called u last month in vain just because u want to commit a fake suicide... I blamed myself for calling u to ask why u wanted suicide as an option.. Why not keep quiet and go to the hospital to treat this your recurrent depression... Why dint u mention rccg or mountain of fire... Wetin pccg do u? Anyway i hope people dont listen to u sha cos u are fighting to live already... Get treated man
Romance / Re: Please Any Help On How To Enlarge The Penis (mine Is So Small & No Girl Wants Me by Beatswim: 8:36pm On Dec 11, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Give him a genuine solution. Childbirth will expand that place unless dem going for CS.
i ain't talking to everyone.. I just adviced the op... to every man God has designed a lady for him.. Its just for the man to find the right one... Childbirth vaginal expansion is inconsequential during intercouse... So far the lady is not the wayward type
Romance / Re: Please Any Help On How To Enlarge The Penis (mine Is So Small & No Girl Wants Me by Beatswim: 8:26pm On Dec 11, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Be giving yourself hope.
stop discouraging the op.. I just gave him the solution without side effect

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Romance / Re: Please Any Help On How To Enlarge The Penis (mine Is So Small & No Girl Wants Me by Beatswim: 7:06pm On Dec 11, 2019
My brother... Not all girls complain of small dicks... All u just do is find the right lady for u.. Work hard during sexual intercouse to satisfy her needs.. And use the small dick well after enough romancing and kissing... Most of the good girls have a very tight and gummy veegay.. Just catch her when shes still innocent and solid... Above all... U need to move your new innocent girl to Jesus and fill her wt the word of God and holy ghost fire else she fills her mind with vain things and bad friends that talks about their husband size and prowess in bed... Your preeq size is a net of God to move u and your spouse close to him.. This may sound awkward bro.. Even if u go outside of this country for penile enlargement it wont be successful.. Just find a Bible believing church... Relate wt good sis wt good background not oloshos... Fill her time wt church activities and let her remain faithful.. Then u wont even think about your size anymore.. And u will br filled wt eternal peace bro...

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Family / Re: How Can I Stop Loving This Other Man. by Beatswim: 7:46pm On Dec 09, 2019
U are stepping on a time bomb waiting to explode.... Return to your husband and return the sparks in your marriage...

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